I formulate what my excuse is while waiting for loss prevention to stop me for no reason whatsoever LMMFAO...most recent one I was thinking..."I WAS LOOKING FOR GARDEN SQUIRREL FIGURES YOU ONLY HAD RACCOONS!!!" *runs*
I love hashtags! When I'm at work I just put the playlist on and let it go. Thankfully working from home at the moment so my constant bursts of laughter aren't bothering anyone
I formulate what my excuse is while waiting for loss prevention to stop me for no reason whatsoever LMMFAO...most recent one I was thinking..."I WAS LOOKING FOR GARDEN SQUIRREL FIGURES YOU ONLY HAD RACCOONS!!!" *running to the exit*
Me too. Glad I'm not the only weirdo. I also create a narrative in my mind on how I was looking for something specific and sorry that they didn't have it, you know just in case they ask....
I do the same thing with bananas. One time my grandma suggested I tear a bunch apart because I only needed 3 and I told her, I can’t do that to them. She looked at me like I was nuts. Good thing I didn’t tell her that I feel bad for the solo bananas.
When we were little, my brother didn't know he was touching an electric fence, and it came thru as a feeling in his foot like he had a rock in his shoe. He took off his shoe, then his sock, and it STILL felt like there was a rock. He was totally freaking out :'D
LMAO I also for some reason really sweat it when I am exiting a store where I didn't buy anything. I am formulating my response silently as I walk, expecting to get stopped by loss prevention at any time for no reason..."I WAS LOOKING FOR GARDEN SQUIRREL FIGURES YOU ONLY HAD RACCOONS" was one of my recent ones I was just waiting to scream and run. LMAO
LOL that is fantastic. All I'm doing over here is dreaming up fight sequences on the off chance ninjas jump me on the way out to steal the garden squirrels I didn't get :P
RE: the contemplating benches. Once I came home from a really bad day at work and decided to immediately hit my pen. Like...a lot. Next thing I know I was standing in front of my coat closet trying to take it off and having very deep thoughts about how many coats and handbags I own. I swore I was standing there for at least an hour. It was five minutes.
Too funny. Addition to #mydumbinjury Opened a can of biscuits, exploded, it shot me in the stomach. Left a crescent shaped mark for days. The tube was only a month expired...Lesson learned
Schnitz_Gabi... I'm guessing that's Gabi, nickname for Gabrielle/Gabriella, often spelled 'Gabby' here in the U.S. It is common for Spanish-speakers to use 'Gabi'/Gabriela as the spelling.
I stuck a car key in an electrical plug when I was 4 pretending I could start it. Then blamed it on my Cousin for telling me to do it. He got his ass beat, sorry bro. It still comes up every once in a while.
In middle school I fell while walking to class. Just up and fell. Felt completely fine so I told my friend who saw it that I was fine and we just went about class. During lunch (maybe an hour or so later) my leg started to feel funny and it turns out it was bleeding. How I got the injury wasn’t too dumb but the fact that I didn’t know for well over an hour was lmao.
This reminded me of something me and my brother used to do as kids. We used to smash dead batteries apart so we can get at the rod thing inside. That's it. No reason.
I don’t really understand the logic behind watching another episode to do the clap because, sure you’ve watched two Friends episodes, but you’re still missing out on a clap. So with that in mind, you’ll always be one clap behind. Why not start the episode over in order to get the initial clap you missed out on?
I get the banana one. I tend to assign feelings to inanimate objects. I felt bad for my little old car when I pulled up in my new car. I felt like I betrayed it.
#DumbInjury We got bored at a high school camp and decided to keep touching the electric cow fence and I thought I was smart touching it with the back of my palm and knocked myself out hitting myself in the head
You're a night show but you're still using Twitter light mode when displaying the tweets, while the background behind jimmy is dark. That's not comfortable for the eye, I have to adjust the brightness of my screen back and forth! please use the night mode with Twitter. Thanks!
