Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 10 FINALE - Team Four Star (TFS) 

Kinda the same way with DBZA, it got way more sophisticated the closer it got to the end

@@WiseSageBum not to sound corny...but that's because they embraced the talent they have, both for editing and voice acting...they brought so much to the table in both series that it's hard to actually take the original dubs seriously anymore

Honestly, it kind of took the opposite path; started as a joke, became a more serious legit dub in the middle, then became much less serious when Masako took over editing.

Feels like that's just kinda how it is with Abridged series

Too bad it became too filled with references for the humour or shitty sexual innuendos. /: writing got bad during the end sadly.

It's nice isn't it?

Metrion77 Sorry But Gantz, berserk and Escaflowne abridged made by Hibi2k If we go by quality then TFS are first.

SAO Abridged did finish a full season, though. And they had to build a proper story.

To be fair it took them like 10 years for 11 or 12 hours

It's a breath of fresh air ain't it?

I mean, he was half right.

You can legally call him that.

He waited 50 to get her in the sack...... id call it even.

The most vengeful ones are patients as saints

Well, he canonically for a bit didnt exist.

Oh snap! I just assumed it was (an admittedly big) cigarette lighter

@@MasterGriefSr Actually I did too

@@deaddog3400 yep!

Time stamp?

Oh, never mind

Also, how Integra recorded The Major's death so the queen can "Fall asleep to it every night."

Technically a naruto joke at the end because Boruto, hence Buffy

Zagham Karim it’s multi layered since A. It’s a smack at All Shonen sequels(current and potentially future), and B. It’s set 20+ years from our current timeline so it could happen given the current shonen trends lol.

One piece has 10 more years. We are already halfway through the story anyway

I just love this comment because I watched this all those years when it came out and this hits hard

Yes.

Absolutely

It was a 70 inch. Plasma. Flatscreen TV.

@@John.McMillan With Netflix

@@suarez9108 *with netflix*

HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD

I didn't realize that until I read your comment just now. Holy Shit. I just thought she was re lighting her cigar!

Hahahahaha damn bro

Holy shit she does

The delivery, the scene, the music, holy shit

decades of planning and the best they could get was a 50/50 shot

i mean, they technically won@@theirishviking9278

⁠@@theirishviking9278to be fair, if you have a 50/50 shot of obliterating your otherwise immortal, indefatigable, god-like Rival, those are really good odds. So many anime protagonists and antagonists have gambled so much more than that on worse odds.

@@theirishviking9278 and it wasn't even a permanent solution

i died not gonna lie lol

loved the dark word play.

Too bad Anne's father wrote half her diary in ballpoint pen well after she died of typhus in a German hospital.

@@eightywight In my opinion, that only makes it even more special. Except ballpoint. But we all had to learn once.

@@Hbbb8 Her father was a greedy charlatan. The ballpoint pen wasn't invented until 1952, 7 years after the war ended. He sold people lies that he made up.

He had a LOT to unpack with the other Alucard.

Well if he had to kill everyone along with himself then It'd make sense. It should technically be an eternal battle.

Turns out... A whole third of them... Were just in the closet

Yea.....

yeah.. i think it took him abooooout... thirty years XD

something something speed of thought? That's pretty much the only way I can justify it.

That's almost as quickly as doctors shuffle through patients at the clinic.

Keep in mind he was getting better and better at it the whole time. He probably figured out how to read a person's problems and spit them back out in rapid succession by the end. Also he wasn't necessarily fixing folks just unburdening them, getting them to where they could walk the rest of the way to being better on their own. I do have to wonder what happened when he got to Schroedinger though. What do you even say to a fucking Nazi Catboi?

I mean, he has lived for quite a long time, and experienced far more of humanity than any actual human, and it's not like he had to take breaks or anything over those 20 years he was trapped there. He probably became better at psychiatry than all the best psychiatrists through history combined. Plus when it comes down to it, most human problems ultimately boil down to the same few dozen issues, just with slightly different specifics tying them together. It's just people naturally refuse to accept that. We like to think we're all special, but in reality we're generally not.

Weren’t they 30 years ?

considering they can shape their bodies however they want to he probably could

@@Mariwend Vampires can't cross running water. And the ocean counts as running water. Hence why the Major baited Alucard out to the ship in the first place and he had to sail the ship back to London. It's a neat little thing and calls back to the original Dracula novel with the Demeter (probably misspelled the name of the ship)

@@thewraithwriter22 I didn't expect to learn actual knowledge in an Abridged comment section, NEAT!!

@@avangelinechatters wasn't it like crazy obvious?... What any other reason he had NOT to travel back to London?

@@looniemoonie5955 I mean, I just never gave it much thought, I haven't seen any Dracula movies or TV shows besides Hellsing Ultimate (doesn't really count technically, but whatever) so I just thought it was basically plot convenience *shrug*

A third of London, and the Crusaders, and Millennium. Or a third of their audience.

@@gblackuser You mean AND.

I mean. It's not Brighton, buuuuuuut...

You mean that ONLY a third of London is gay?

no no no, it's that they were closet gay

What was the plan in the anime?

@@silverdays2909 If I remember correctly it went a long dialogue of like his life story

@@onepieceking1770 I don't understand

@@silverdays2909 I'm trying to remember in the anime the major didnt explain how the cyborg technology came into fruition but more like he talked about his life story of how he became a cyborg himself

@@onepieceking1770 It's implied that Herr Doktor (who was a Millennium member and friends with the Major as far back as WW2) was the one who turned the Major into a cyborg after he sustained near-fatal injuries (namely being beaten and shot repeatedly) by Soviet forces at the end of the war, which is shown in the flashback you're probably referring to. The flashback also reveals that as the psychopathic Nazi lay dying, the same dark force which offered immortality to Dracula approached him as well, causing the blood of the slain to move towards him and imploring him to drink and live forever as a powerful vampire. Unlike Alucard, however, the Major refused the offer, repelling the demonic presence through sheer force of will, determined to remain a human even if it meant his death. Luckily for him, he was rescued by the Doktor and the surviving remnants of the Last Battalion mere moments later and (presumably) made a cyborg to save his life. This is why he insists so vehemently to Integra that despite his mechanical body, he is still a human being, as he still possesses his will and his soul (however black and twisted it may be), and it also explains why he has such hatred for Alucard in particular, as he sees the undead Count as a complete inversion of himself: A beautiful inhuman monster who is a beloved hero of humanity despite forsaking his own out of cowardice, while the Major is a vile and corpulent little man who acts as the ultimate villain and does monstrous things for savagely monstrous reasons despite being courageous and resolute enough to refuse becoming something inhuman even if it meant dying like a dog in a filthy gutter. Both characters hold humanity as a concept in high regard, placing man above even angels and gods, but the Major is a living testament to just how depraved and monstrous humans can be at our worst, first exemplified by the simple fact that he's a goddamn Nazi, probably the closest thing to "pure evil" that anyone in the human race ever became.

Said the same thing myself. Of course, I heard Alucard say "get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons" before thinking of seras saying it. Lol

5:59

I said the same thing!! "Bitches love cannons!!!"

Same

She gave him 88mn of love!!!

Regular hentai be like:

*WHY DON'T YA?!*

lets be real here how terrified would you be if you were already struggling to keep up your stamina and you managed to cut someone clean in half thinking you dealt the killing blow and they said that to you as they healed from the wound?

that line has one of the coolest voice effects i've ever heard.

​@@alucardsantradideus267no...no,just no. Thats not... Most times they dont make it past round 2.

I would say "slip Alucard a drug his didn't know he was taking to send him on one LONG ass trip" One hell of a roofy? Either way, one hell of a trip.

All millennium just did by the end was give Alucard an upgrade

More like "Brain freeze" but yeah

All these ⛶ makes a ⭕

More like "Slip Alucard a catboy roofie and have physics do the "work" afterwards."

I'm not crying

I may have screamed nowing he had used me for sips

Holy shit

We are all crying 😢

Well I am gay, I am not a sociopath, I'm a chandler (with a bit of phobe) and I don't have realationship issues. Sort that one out Alucard!

I read that in ze major’s voice

They planned around the plan that they are planning around their plan.

Dammit! All Hellsing had to do was just plan around the plan he planned around the plan they were planning around his plan!

@@justpassingthrough686 what if they would have planned not to plan around there plan but planned by accident around there plan and suddenly they have to work by the plan?

@grunedrachenweide6965 yesn't

I was thinking the same thing

I think that's intentional considering Integra calls him a deadbeat in the same minute. They weren't wrong about their group relationship best being described as a porn tag - they're a twisted version of a nuclear family.

​@@2ctheocean no that's just a British accent for you

I mean, It does fit, considering that Integra and Alucard are essentially the parental figures she needed in her life.

Especially the one that is followed by “the dead beat that left us for thirty years and never came back!” 😂

You mean actual Hellsing or?

@@federalcasemaker Yes. The original Japanese version of Hellsing Ultimate's first episode opened on joke making fun of another anime and for funsies aired the last episode a full 12 years after the last episode SHOULD have aired and the last scene in the end credits was another joke about that same anime. Just so i could point this out on a RU-vid video.3 years later.

Kkkkk it's beautiful

One piece is endless

lol going out the way they came in. How could they not?

That'd be a relatively small amount of the whole time

I'm pretty sure one of the voices in that therapy thing was moist critical

@@malachilyles5130 yeah, his own

You mean from the therapist Dr. Acula

@@r.s.2890 this pun is amazing

I....huh...you're right...shit

are the french okay, do they need help

I am glad to be learning this 😂

Honestly no one in France used this one for like 300 yearq

@@flatchett that’s wrong it is used to this day in literary. Not in public tho .

I was looking for this comment

same lmao

@@sadclovvn that makes 3 of us

@@Epitome370make that 4

​@@intellectual_695

the teen titans of zone-tan tho...

Fair point. This is how I still live knowing the madness that was the final seasons of Voltron: Legendary Defender still happen.

And left unresolved

Pretty true, doe I still feel sad that it wasn't given an ending

True, unless the company who owns the content decides to release versions "edited for problematic scenes" like Disney has been doing with their older movies or HBO putting in trigger warnings on certain movies.

"Bitches love cannons."

*"BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!"*

“Bitches love cannons”

"Bitches love cannons"

"Bitches love cannons"

Seriously

Yeah, they went big for this finale... They even got the guy from SWE to make a cameo at the end

@@corvinzinthius1184 Not just him, I'm pretty sure I heard Carrie too.

@@corvinzinthius1184 moistcritical is also in it as the 3rd soul

@@corvinzinthius1184 wait which one. Nevermind. Figured out that Antonio is the voice of Kirito.

Holy crap! I can't believe it flew over my head before reading it like that. Guess I'm still too distracted by Lani's silly german accent...

@@LonesomeDevil I don't really get the joke, what's the reference about attics?

@@Voc_spooksauce it's a reference to how during WW2 german police officers would arrest Jewish people so to get away many Jewish families hid in attics of non Jewish citizens Anne frank being the most famous example

@@Voc_spooksauce okay, during world war 2 the jews were arested and killed in concentration camps. For whatever reason, hitler saw them as evil and blamed them for all germanies problems at that time. Therefor the police (nazi's) arested all the jews. The jews eventualy started hiding from the nazi's in basements, attics, in between walls. But eventualy most were found and killed off in "labor" camps. Anne frank was a young jewish girl who wrote a diary about her time in the attic she was hiding in until the nazi's found her and killed her.

@@Voc_spooksauce a lot of jews and other targeted groups tried to hide from the nazis in order to survive. One of them was a jewish girl named Anne Frank who hid in an attic.

I didn't even realize this, good job

well him and the help of cat boy why boner

Hello right here killed him

Not to mention the fact that the name is a in fact a paradox - Michael, giving something of existence a name, to a thing that "Doesn't exist." It's PERFECT.

One could say The Major stopped him too.

And the funniest of all: it took the proverbial coin thirty years to land, and it landed sideways.

It's really hard to notice it

I don't think so

@@kaidatboy look after he dies, looks like a lighter but its a camera

I never realized that. Thank you

"When you find him, and when you kill him... I want you to record it, so I can fall asleep to it e-e-e-every night." "Jesus fucking CHRIST, I'VE MISSED YOU!"

@@mattmanjgigs1229 so did I, until I listened to it again

Wasnt it buddah?

@@benz2600 I definitely heard buddha, but futa makes so much more sense

The question as old as time

@@Lunar1us No. The answer is right at the door. If we can imaginary merge heterosexuality in one person it will become futa. It isn't gay, it's hermaphrodite with extra steps. hermaphrodites are not traps. It's not gay. Its SUPER HERMO. It's absolute another sexuality so it's never been gay to begin with, end of story. Let's talk about why furry should be illegal.

"you found yours in the basement, I found mine in the attic like so many others" "OI!" "I meant valuables! the Juden was the Fuhrer's obsession!"

I don't believe in Hell, but if it exists, then we'll go down there together, brother.

@@TheWalker10 Lookin' forward to joining you both. :}

It’s gonna be a party down there 😂

His serious female voice is such a menace

Nine Worlds Gaming wow

BRRRRRRAKAMONOGA!

@@quentinbrown9300 how ironic, Stroheim also was a cyborg

"We still don't know why he was a cyborg?"?

And of course the Major perfers part 2

Sacrée putain de merde ! But well, I'll ... allow it for this one. They deserve it ^^

Says the German who was in love with a japanese..😂

Or a Pole and a Russian

@@zenmaster8826 German and Japanese isn't that bad. But England and France has a history together... a looong history...^^

@@DefgirRZawa Germany and Japan have a history too, just a very different history lmao

it aged SO well

​@@skysthelimit780Dish?

Between availability and enjoyment I think I've watched this series more than ultimate too. Fucked up part is it makes more sense out of shit than the original does at times

To be honest, I prefer the abridged version. More humor, less restraint, and less hanging on every little plot hole in order to preserve the idea that they're concocting a massive reveal that really never came.

Oh GOD I LOVE Auralnauts! Creepio is best character! "What of our bargain?! You promised me flesh!"

Hey he was a good man

self-awareness is a bitch

You can be an ass and still be a good person. Hell the best and most loyal people I know are ASSHOLES, like, ALL THE TIME.

I mean it was news to him. (Narcissists really don't see themselves as bad because they love themselves too much. Alucard may have thought he was bad at some point in his human life but after becoming a vampire and losing his humanity? Good and bad kinda loses its importance. Imagine you have literally no one you can relate to, no one who is legitimately like you, and everyone around you is an objective means to an end only you decide - no real consequences one way or another, no ticking clock, no accountability, nothing. You might very well stop considering how you perceive your actions - you just do them and take pleasure in whatever gets your blood pumping. Morality is a human gripe).

He was forced by the power of CATBOY to look at himself.

🤔 that never crossed my mind

That's a good point... and bigger question, by doing so, did he just absorb schrodinger's ability in its entirety? Like, is schrodinger no longer attached to his ability, because if so, that is one hell of a therapist.

@@shadowsnake5133 In the words of the Major "Yet to consume a thing, is to know a thing and as our dear catboy stares into the abyss that is Alucard, that abyss, stares, back." So yea he probably managed to fix Schrodinger's cat problem and personality while he was at it.

"Hey... I'm Hans." "Ohhhhh for fuck's sake... alright, what have you got?" "Well, it all started, when I got to burn down London bridge..."

[Maxwell at the bat] "Well.... That's awkward"

BITCHES LOVE CANONS!

I mean, some people live with life lessons passed down by FMA, So, I guess it isn't that far out of the realm of normal.

stories are and forever will be a form of information it's up to you how to interpret what you watch.

Wow it’s been a year since I made this comment. Getting replies brought me back and this quote is helping in my current life again lol. Another way it helped me was to forgive myself. I did a lot of dumb shit when I was younger and hurt other people and I hated myself for it. Remembering that I was just young and selfish like everyone else making those mistakes at that age helps with forgiving myself for my past. I’m not a bad or am malicious, I’m just a person.

I never understood Seras' reaction to him saying they found alot of things in attics

@@Master_E444 It's a reference to how some Jewish people hid in attics during World War Two to avoid being found by the German police

@@BM-jy2gh oh dear.....Honestly should of expected that

@@Master_E444 And then the next line "The juden were the furher's obsession, not mine. ANNE FRANKLY, I'm quite insulted by the insinuation." This is in reference to Anne Frank, a jewish girl who was hiding away in an attic from the nazis with her family. Look up "The diary of Anne Frank".

@@TheWatisit I knew about her and the book. I initially assumed that's what they meant but didn't know the rest.

Finally. That is exactly what I thought. I mean they deal with vampires and ghouls on a daily basis. So why are they surprised because of an werewolf? Alexander Anderson even teased the werefolf thing when he was intimidating Integra for the first time in the Abridged back in episode 2 or so. For the Cyborg, these people were crafting an army of vampires and yet they ask how they could make one single cyborg. But bloody Schrödingers Cat is something that doesn't bother anyone

they created him, according to the doctor

@@sasir2013 Yeah, but how tho?

@@trulymrword my guess? he probably got a pregnant lady vampire with some kind of power about space or time, and set an experiment where the boy would be aborted in some cases, and not in anothers, all of them luck based, and let it unobserved for months or something like that

@@sasir2013 and they found said pregnant lady vampire in an attic.

What exactly is the Jojo reference btw? The entire scene or just a certain part of it - a quote for example?

​@@justkiddingde6506Most likey the pose...

Part 1 was the best.

@@ObsidiaBlack1 Eh, you would say that ya fucking Brit!

Time well spent

Nice, it was Saturday for me.

@@luciesedlackova3571 yo it was sunday for me

Yup, just did XD.

Also Sunday for me

So THAT'S why the Tyranids decided to jump from their galaxy to ours!

Be DC free gbr a scv bh

@@Sgtnolisten I showed this series to a slaneshi demon once, it died from Blue Balls

This explains the anal probings

Probably really hurts the Aeldari who have to live in constant sexual repression as it is to hold off Slaanesh.

J'ai compris 9/10 du français de Pip.

@@alexandremuise8889 pareil, en tout y'a deux phrases qui sont incompréhensibles imo

I mean he does technically die so there’s that, but yeah, now Michael mcdoesntexist would probably need some minor diety to kill him for real.

Before he was mostly immortal, he still had a weakness because all vampires do, even dracula. But now he’s Omnipresent, everywhere at once. Kind of like Dr. Manhattan in a sense

@@andrethibodeau3203 Or just use GOD again :/

Well yes... But actually no

He can only die if he gets ordered to do or if the Hellsing family cancels the spell/contract that is binding Alucard. As long as Alucard thinks hes alive.. he is alive :D

I mean, his actions didn't lead to a major conflict. all Millennium amounted to was a footnote in the history books.

A footnote that killed millions of people in a single night in a major European nation. Basically 9/11 on steroids if you are thinking about the effects it would have had on the UK for decades to come and the effects it would have on a nations psyche even after 30 years. The NAZI vampire and Catholic attack on London would have had huge effects no matter what. In theory if NATO exists in the Hellsing universe then NATO would be obligated to declare war on the Vatican is a big one. So in theory it could have led to a major conflict and the fracturing of NATO itself if some of the majorly Catholic nations in NATO didn't respond to their obligations or refused to maybe even decided to defend the Vatican. Which could in theory lead to wars in the long run. The Major doesn't think on short time scales. So war might be avoided right away but given enough time the events might set the stage for one.

@@maiqtheliar789 yeah, but...thirty years? you really think a war would be started after that much time?

@@maiqtheliar789 Nah, if there was a NATO vs Catholic nations war, Iscariots wouldn't visit Hellsing even in 30 years. It's more likely that Hellsing and Iscariot made a pieace pact and the broader public was told that Vatican just tried to help fight nazi vampires. And maybe Major was thinking on a long time scale, but he certainly didn't give a fuck about anything after his death. He went to defeat an ultimate enemy and die in a glorious battle, and that was it. If he wanted to sparkle another war, a real honest to God world war he should've present Millenium as an organization working for some other country.

@@sinistertwister686 But that is not what the Major wanted, he wanted Glory. Glory in his eyes and those of his compatriots. He said he wanted World War 3 but not for the sake of World War 3 but for the sake of Glory. That is my take anyway.

Cue Seras Victoria

They would have beautiful children)

@@looniemoonie5955 🤨

@@Cynical_Citizenz its a qoute Even tough its not in qouetations

@@looniemoonie5955 Was That Man cat girl thing bothering you?

@@looniemoonie5955 well you can ask the internet about it

Can confirm.

Major doesn't miss a beat. It is rolled off the tongue as soon as she said something.

Can someone please explain the joke?

@@moonwyrmdelirium4573 I think the joke is that the Major's literally powered by a hampster on a wheel named Hamburg.

@@moonwyrmdelirium4573Hamburg is a city in germany, also starts with ham so hamster

Well when your new vampire bodyguard and her lover share the same body it would probably take a while for me to completely process it too 😂

@@rowanbrooks3840 doesn’t she have the king of vampires working for her?

"OH you mean his spirit is literally insi-why the fuck didn't you say that!"

@@emperorgrimlock7054 he was dead

@@emperorgrimlock7054 Yes, she does have the king of vampires working for her. However I find it hard to believe he's ever taken anyone's blood willingly. Not even sure if Seras counts. Pip however, was willing.

She actually said "Ma'am" the joke is that her accent is making it sound like she's saying "mum"

they did the math

considering all the shit he went through as Prince Vlad Tepes of Walachia and all the killings he's done, both as a mortal and after become King Of All Vampires; I'd say he definitely needed the massive therapy.

Waiting on two piece

@@xakineko boofy...

Berserk

Hunter X Hunter...

@@alivrah You win this time

Too bad they were all already dead

And then the one session for his self is the last 10 or so years

It’s currently 3:45am on my end so thank you for the math

jaidora California buddies! I should be sleeping.

no... round it out.... that 4mins 44 seconds.... is there some significance to 4.44?

As much as I like the idea, PLEASE don't give TFS the idea! There ARE (kinda) prequels to Hellsing - Mostly Hentais. And yes - Hellsing is literally the product of the question: "What if I turn my great ideas for the Hentais into a badass manga-series?" ... But I am sure if TFS would do it it would be a masterpiece again like everything they touch xD

Hellsing the dawn was a thing in the works with only two episodes. Unfortunately it never got finished cause fucking drifters.

@@DefgirRZawa I'm sorry, waht? EDIT: Also, isn't that also the question that spawned Fate/Stay Night?

@@kingofpoliwhirls7464 Yes. If I remember correctly, at least Anderson and Schrödinger are a product of it. I don't know about Fate, I don't like it at all (mostly because I am a huge history and mythology-fan and so many great opportunities they had were wasted because they had interesting ideas that wasn't thought out well). But it would explain why Arthur is suddenly a female (even though it makes his actual problems with Lancelot irrelevant and doesn't explain Mordred! -.-). Same for Nobunaga. And why Bluebeard suddenly works with Tentacles (even though he is actually an Infernalist, not a Cultist of the Old Ones). ...You know what, you awakened my curiosity, I will look into it oO

@@DefgirRZawa Okay, so just because I love to info-dump, Fate/Stay Night originally started as an erotic visual novel with a *lot* of sex scenes. The overall concept though drew a lot of people and it eventually turned into its own massive franchise. Merlin gave Artoria (Fem Arthur) a dick one night, for funsies if I remember correctly, and Morgana used that incident to creat Mordred. Artoria and Guinevere were still married, and the whole thing with Lancelot still happens. Though, I don't remember the *exact* details.

Lots of times vampires ignored bullets, but get decapitated and go down. Especially by that beast of a woman Integra.

Nothing is stab proof if you're stabbing hard enough.

You know the guy who made hellsing probably know why he's a cyborg and he did eat human food and shit so damn it's still good!😎

Its a matter of perspective really

Yeah, bulletproof glass may be bulletproof but it ain’t *shatterproof*. You can crack it just by throwing a chair at it.

I dont get the joke

@@marymills6217 it's a joke on how the French and the English fucking hated each others guts in most of history up to the WW2/cold war era.

Pip was French right? Seras is obviously English. Pip loves Seras so yeah...

@@typhusnurgle409 they still do except now it's all of Europe apparently

@@marymills6217 most likely stems from the Hundred year war between France and the English, it finally ending with France's defeat. If I recall correctly after that the French have been on a losing streak until Joan of Arc, only to go on a losing streak again.

They probably carried on Anderson and Alucards’ rivalry for the past 30 years.

I did NOT catch that until just now, and now I'm DYING.

I don't get it

El Macho gamer Anne Frank, attic joke.

I noticed that too

OOOOh, I did not catch that the first time.

It's funny because it's true

Why boner 3: THE RECKONING!

More like "nobody ruined your childhood, you don't like Teen Titans Go because you're not a kid anymore"

I actually have the DVDs.

What exactly is the Jojo reference btw? The entire scene or just a certain part of it - a quote for example?

@@justkiddingde6506 when he's absorbing all the blood while fighting Walter he does a Jojo pose and says exactly that line

Lol I know right?! It kills me every time!

Alucard: Well let's start with the 20,000 people I impaled. Soul Alucard: We were pretty mad at dad that day.

You think Anderson is in alucard?

@@alexejvecera6317 Didn't he turn to dust? So most probably not

@@pppriest3206 "I know it's rich coming from me! But your powers are bullshit!"

the edited this out ....

Rob Key no watch post credits

My high school yearbook quote

But CN is very persistent in trying to make me forget and make me remember at the same time with GO

@@feritperliare2890 No excuses.

And that there’s a sequel called 2 piece

Swear to God that scene had to be a crack at Boruto.

@@ChobinoftheFunk Or maybe Buffy the vampire slayer

@@apollyon3982 almost certainly not. Buffy the Vampire Slayer didn't have a sequel series with the main character having a name one letter off from the first series' main character.

After searching multiple worlds for a pirate treasure they never found and nearly dying every week, they decided fuck that and lived happily ever after with the trillions they would've made so far with all the bounties set for all the villains.

While Seras was in denial about loving being a vampire, Integra was in denial about being in love with Alucard. May the Count and Countess live forever.

@@samsonguy10k I absolutely adore how.. well.. more eccentric Seras becomes now as a full fledged vampire, its adorable, she does similar self-descriptions of herself as alucard. Ah.. the daughter grew up to be like her father!

21:18

So what was the canonical reason he was a Cyborg?

@@SpectreRyder Only a man can defeat a monster. The major had made it his goal to defeat Dracula. As he said himself, adding extra machine parts is arguably no different than adding a pacemaker. He considered himself human to the end Considering Anderson still apparently counted despite being stuffed full of nanobots with hyperegen... probably checks out I'd say

well instead of listening to his rant and letting him get to it; she insisted he just DIE a violent death. Which was exactly what he wanted all along.

@@alexandremuise8889 "BUT WHY ARE YOU A CYBORG!?" ~Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

"... are we a bad channel?" "Well, there *was* that entirely-legal parody video we did, which was both transformative and very respectful to the source material..."

@@TheSchaef47 It's a matter of perspective really.

A bit long and I got lost somewhere in the middle of it but i did find my way home

Glad it's back

Tyrants Remedy Now.... Tell Lucy about Hey they ain’t getting their dog back.

On a serious note for people saying that Teen Titans Go ruined their childhood I feel like that they would have a pretty shitty childhood to say shit like that. Its annoying. But yeah that was pretty funny.

Apparently, Alucard has never met Zone-tan. They'd get on like a house on fire, considering the latter's deference toward tentacles.

It's true, though. If more people realized that, then Teen Titans Go wouldn't be so hated (or it would only be hayed because Cartoon Network keeps endlessly rerunning it, though now they're mixing it in with Total Dramarama, The Amazing World of Gumball [only because that show is ending and they need viewers to catch it before it gets shipped off to Boomerang, like what happened to Adventure Time and Regular Show], and the myriad of cartoons made by CalArts graduates).

@@canaisyoung3601 I mean, it still would, because it's a trash show, and the reason people think so is because it essentially goes "remember that show you loved? well let's take that but if it was made by a ten year old". Sure, people can still watch the original, and the existence of the new show doesn't ruin childhoods, but it's still an awful show that specifically says "fuck you" to the fans of the old one.

I wouldn’t hate Teen Titans Go so much if Cartoon Network would stop shilling it out so much! (That said, Alucard’s advice *was* nice to hear...)

Seriously!!! I dont see anyone talking about it and it upsets me so much😭

As a side note: two piece exists as a short story written by the Mangaka responsible for One Piece and Naruto. Luffy gets a Glock, antics ensue

I love how everything comes full circle

Ohhhhhh I was wondering what that was. I had assumed it was a detonator because of the fire right after but that makes much more sense. Hope the Queen isn't a Sound of Music fan.

*LET ME GET SOME SIP!*

I feel the same way about “ *I CALLED HEADS* “

then what?

Alucard"LOOK AT ME WALTER... I'M SUCKING EVERYONE BUT YOU"!!!!!

The hell was that music anyway?

and unironically one piece is still ongoing

more a stab at boruto. still funny though

So, who likes the joke about Futanari? I do. Same to Teen titans.

I will be back in 30 years to see if One Piece has finally ended.

@@gentblue By then Buffy haven't even faced the first boss of the arc.

Alucard is Why Boner 2: No Regrets

@@federalcasemaker no Alucard was the first, Schrödinger was "Return of the Why Boner; With a vengeance"

@@MsXmaster666 yeah but it would've been a funny title. Wait technically he's the third why boner since he came back into a girl again

I dont get the joke like "The return of the why boner, with a vengeance" what does it mean

same! XD

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“Let’s start with the 20000 people we impaled”

It's Dracula asking, "Are WE a bad person?" That really brings to the surface what it is about Alucard. I feel there was a point when Dracula did hit a point in his murdering rampage that a fun-loving voice inside him asked just that. And it stopped Dracula. And then Alucard took the wheel with self-imposed limits that somehow Abraham Hellsing had figured out and used to capture him. Abraham spared Alucard because he was Dracula actually trying to find his humanity again. That's what actually scared Integra when she saw Alucard sucking up all of London. She wasn't afraid for London. It was already dead thanks to both the Major and Maxwell. It was Alucard giving in and becoming Vlad Dracula the Impaler again. Turns out, the Major's plan to remove Alucard from the board with Schrodinger actually turned out to be Alucard's salvation. Hmph, who knew?

@@samsonguy10k bro, I just love it whenever I find commenters who put every part of the information together like this, it's awesome

I remember I had a dream a month or so after I saw this for the first time where I was in my living room and someone was sitting on the couch across from me. I couldn’t make out what they looked like but all they said was “are we a bad person” and it woke me up. Took me a week to figure out it was related to this

I like the OG better he kinda redeemed himself by killing the Dr.

That’s the point. In this continuity, Walter doesn’t get that privilege. He betrayed his country, his friends, Integra, and Hellsing itself, all for the chance to try and kill Alucard. So, why should Walter be redeemed? Plus, it actually fits better for Heinkel to kill him for avenge Yumie.

@@prestonstanley7736 i m glad u like this one👍

@@prestonstanley7736 Yumi and Anderson. I mean Anderson was going to die anyway but Walter is the one that actually killed him and didn't even give him the dignity of finishing his last words.

@@loganrenfrow2544 Agreed. This is one of the reasons that this Abridged version is considered as a legit dub.

"we were pretty mad at dad that day"

Oh, this show grabbed it alright, then it squeezed it like a S T R E S S BALL.

@@gojuraisforever9574 Like Alucard squeezed Andersons heart?

@@TheThatoneguy12121 DANN STRAIGHT

5:59 -6:01!

I had to do a double take when I heard his voice.

time stamp?

@@MercyBanlsher 16:40 ish

@@dylanlunney7129 Is this part of the Moistcritical cinematic universe now?

Holy shit, how am i just now learning this?!? I totally hear it now too! 3rd soul. Lol

Takahata101 really nailed Alucard in this abridged

Also CdawgVA, as a very minor character in Seras' flashback.

Actually before ainz gained his voice he was cooler from dbza the dude went from dubbing over fan dubs to becoming a full blown va hell sometimes I can hear his cooler while he plays ainz

Less German Vegeta and more Goz from Hell. Or HFIL. Whichever you prefer.