Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 9 Week 37 

Joe escaping all the murder this week felt very comical, like Charlie Chaplin narrowly avoiding trouble. (And by narrowly, I meant using a lot of totems of undying, but can you blame him).

Pixl referring to himself as "I" in these recaps sends my brain for a spin

"Sci-craft sponsored Jenga Tower" had me laughing like a madman for a solid minute

Joe has been just been trying to get jobs and managed to start 5 different plot lines and has been hunted down by both sides of the server, I suppose that makes it the true Joe Hills Difference

"Scicraft sponsored Jenga tower" has to be the best description of Hermitopia I've ever heard omg

“Before they cut him three ways to find out who is his real mother” That made me laugh way too hard lmao

I'm not sure the 4th wall can handle Pixl recapping what pixl did with hermits much longer, it's a load-bearing wall!

Pixlriffs being in the recap reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson giving a play-by-play of the episode before it starts It’s funny

I get the feeling that there's going to be a war for Hermitopia once they leave purely for the farms

If it didn't start with Grian mimicking "This Time, on hermitcraft" is it really a recap?

The best name I've heard so far for the Hermit building came from Impulses chat, The Lag Spike!

6:40 that feels so weird when Pixlriffs refers to himself in this

"SciCraft sponsored Jenga tower" is the best line I've heard in a while.

I love how half of the hermitcraft recap has just become "what i've been up to for the past week on empires"

Zloy is in fine form with this ep, the writing was super funny- especially the quick recap-in-a-recap of Tag. This was an insanely busy week for content, and I really appreciate the work you all do to keep us updated

And right as you posted this, Grian uploaded a new episode

I wonder if an empires member is going to try to go into the reopened rift and actually succeed 😮That would be a sick way to introduce a new member

Ah yes, the hermitcub recub

I just realized that when Doc was talking to Pixlriffs about duping, and Pixlriffs said they really don't do that on Empires, that Doc became physically ill and hasn't posted a video since. 🤣 Also, tell us the truth, the Hermits are really visiting Empires to build them all the farms, aren't they? 🧐

I mean, if anyone was going to jokingly shoot at someone and just blow them out of the sky, it's Hotguy!!! I believe it was unintentional, but it's just his nature now. You do NOT mess with Scar when he has a bow/crossbow, also never doubt what that mighty and majestic hermit can do with a water bucket when literally everyone is watching. Third life was epic, and this is so cool!!

Together, XB and Beef can become beard bros and rule hermitcraft with an iron fist

pixl sounds legitimately frustrated that Joe had so many totems

Seriously zloyxp is an incredible writer, the jokes and the plays in words and little nuances just blow my mind everytime.. And of course the delivery by pixel riffs is Perfect Love the recap lads

It still feel weird when pix says “I…” in these lol

They come in, build a gigantic farmy lag Jenga tower. Then leave and we get to watch the war over who gets each Jenga tile.

Love that the full clip of being told to check out pixlrifs by X was including

JoeHills was definitely MVP this week.

Waiting for the Recap where they go over the shear amount of Skulk Catalyst Cubs planted on the Empires server it is insane!

The I unearthed him got me laughing so much

Am I the only one who got the “all your base are belong to us” joke? My dad is good at raising me

i'm so glad you make these. i can't keep up like i used to 😅

pixlriffs referring to himself in the third person would be hilarious

Impulse-spawns wither in desert Grian-TIMMY

I've started wayching these since the hermits got on the Empires server. I try to keep up on my own but there are just so many people invovled in the story now, I lose track. I just want to thank you for helping keep the story straight as best you can, cause it gets rather confusing at times. :)

I love these so much! Such talented writing, narrating and editing. Thanks

Oh, that Sid reference was brilliant. 🤣

SciCraft sponsored Jenga tower wasn't something I knew I needed to hear but oh my goodness its amazing.

Thanks Pixlriffs for doing the Dawn Guard Recap intro for Desert Bus for Hope 2022!

loved the hermitcub recub!

Also this week was Desert Bus for Hope! The Dawnguard (6 AM - 12 PM) crew did a recap at the end of their shifts, using the Royalty Free Recap Music and a clip of pixlriffs saying "This morning, on Dawnguard"! Apparently Serge is a fan. :)

I do appreciate the symmetry of the False’es

Grian uploaded RIGHT BEFORE the recap I will not be talking about what happens in detail, but the hermits are looking for a way home through a familiar face

This uploaded while I was watching Grian's episode

"Sci-craft sponsored jenga tower" The perfect definition of the hermit's base xD

The king Solomon reference though

i love the self plug using x's video recap haha.

"That's it for this week's Hermitcub Recub!" 🤔 I get the feeling something was missing from this.....

Also, thank you Pixlriffs so much for the Desert Bus for Hope guest voiceover! That was so fun to hear.

This was just amazing fun! This recap is sooooo goood at the moment! Thank you!

Love this series. Haven’t kept up though due to work, but glad for recap😃

I love how hilarious y'all make these videos, it's really awesome

I come to the Hermitcraft Recap for all my Old Testament references: this is the first time that has worked out for me.

I can't believe I took this long to start watching the recap. I think this us the best thing to come out of the crossover for me. I had seen it suggested but assumed it was just a cheap derivative work. But the writing is absolutely hilarious and the editing is inciteful and well put together.

4:22 I understood that reference lmao. I’m impressed.

"...before they cut him three ways to find out who is his real mother." I was not expecting that reference and it made me laugh out loud. My gosh.

“All their base are belong to us” god that’s old lmao

I believe Scar has officially become Elfo from Disenchantment with the three-way snooping.

Go deeper!!! Thank you Sloy!

The fact that ren became king on hermitcraft and was no longer king before entering the rift could have been a jimt to the empires smp

Cub's latest video missed the cutoff, but I'm very intrigued to see that covered here lol

I love tuning in to Hermitcub Recub!

I think empires is the future on hermit craft, Xb had gone to the past in his episode and ren woke up in a coffin of old kings maybe the rift just connects past and future.

Thank you for the Video. Lately i did not had the time to watch hermitcraft Videos.

Hope Zloy is enjoying the new pokemon game

“Hermit-cub re-cub”

Haha Thanks for the video, I ended up missing a lot of this stuff that happened

Scar insisting on calling the Hermit empire “Hermit-geddon” hits a lot different now… 5:23

lol you guys totally missed out on grian who posted litterally at the same time this video went up XD cant wait until he shows up on next week's recap

Hermitcub Recub 😂 had a double take there

Judging by the opening quote from Zloy, it seems like he's been enjoying the new Pokemon game lol

10:52 "the greater good"

00:12 no way me too, sloy!

“Really makes you feel at home on a server you don’t play on” I mean I get that you didn’t write that line, but it’s still kinda weird that you were the one to say it.

Thank you for the video.

"hermitcub recub" got me LMAO

5:18 But why is Jimmy so small? We may never know.

Im not religious anymore but I can appreciate a good King Salomon joke

Well i don't think lizzie tripped... the chicken holding the boat she was standing on got on the boat and thus there was no more support below making for the best moment in that video

Mumbo for Mayor! 〰️

ah yes, really big bangers

What XBeef (see what I did there?) eventually decided was inevitable.

So that’s what happened to Joel’s base. Tag the assassination attempts. Embarrassingly, I just put the dots together.

Coming to a Recap soon. Cubfan135. Dang son....

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. wait Is Jelly CatDog? Or was the Canine Divison not a deliberate reference? Cos cats are notoriously feline right? This crossover has me so turned around I can't tell what's a joke what's lore and what's a blooper!!! Help me.

soo any update on Cub being covered in Skulk and complaining about Light?

pixl be honest how weird is it to say "me" and "i" in these recaps outside the intro and outro

Me only now realizing that the narrator is apart of the empires server!

Hmm mabey someone should do a Dr who reference on empires or hermitcraft server.

Sloy be enjoying pokemon scarlet/violet.

This week, on the Recap comments section

We still dont know what happened to all the diamonds from hermitcraft server.

Its still disorienting when see Hermobbit next to a empires person. 😅

bruh Ren literally got isekai-ed lmao

pix it is velocitAE not velocity

"HermitCub ReCub"

Grian posted like, a few minutes ago lol

If your eyes see because of light entering your eyes, and light moves at the speed of light, doesn't that mean that you can see at the speed of light?

this week on empires:

_"Captions by Lyarrah"_ > only auto-generated captions available? 🤔

Heh... "Hermintcub ReCub"