Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 9 Week 53 

You're welcome for the perfect intro

Gem just recapping the recaps in

My favourite explanation Grian gave for the "why" of the dolphin highway was just because it'd be on the same level as Etho's base lol

EDIT: IT'S FIXED FINALLY!! Hey peeps, RU-vid is being weird about the caption timings, so I'm going ahead and putting out the vid without them done. Auto-captions are there but not the Real Ones yet. I'll un-pin this comment once they're done :) Edit: RU-vid says they're done, I say "nope that's not the timings I put in my file", so they'll be being improved overnight tonight. Sorry again peeps

Deep frost citadel may be easy but the Frost Warlock Tango fight is absolutely brutal, he has two seperate health bars and can instant kill you with his frost attacks, i wouldn’t blame you for using summons on that fight. Or you know spamming moonveil that works too. But no matter what you do, don’t give up skeleton.

"I'm not gonna say castle, maybe like a chateua... I don't know if I've ever built a cahteau, like a nice chateau.... so anyway this comes out into a nice plateau-"

I can't believe they got Gem to do the intro, no way

0:34 No, those jokes about Elden Ring is not only for you. One of us, one of us!

Honestly, I'm surprised that townspeople aren't chasing Doc with torches and pitchforks.

6:37 "Making the mother of all omlets here, Jack!" 🤣🤣🤣

grian's dragon egg duplicator and docm's 2 dragons on the overworld somehow fit the level of multiple entities i don't expect to see

That comparison at 13:20 was too perfect. Mumbo with his new vault door is a cat testing out the cat flap 😂

"A scientific revelation I will be taking up with my ice cube tray later" LOL!

thank you, guys, for your dedication, it's a real treat to know you guys love what you do.

a chateau is a decorative castle, more of a manor or a home than a defense oriented structure. neuschwanstein castle for example is a chateau.

I don't know how the server manages to still be alive TPS-wise with all the insane Doc farms

6:40 ...Can't fret over every egg

the elden ring jokes are amazing : ) have fun playing the game

For making ice cubes with bubbles there’s actually cool stuff going on. So the reason your ice tray cubes are all hazy is because there is some amount of air trapped inside of them as the water freezes from the outside in, but if you can force the ice to freeze in one direction using insulators you can get crystal clear ice. Some cool bars will give you a clear ice ball with whiskey in your rock glass. Now to go up to 11. These air pockets are topological defects, and the same thing may have happened as the Universe was forming. A fundamental scalar field that went through a phase transition was the Higgs field in the early universe, and it isn’t known if this was unidirectional or not. This would cause sections of the universe where the Higgs Field is forced to higher values, which if they exist, would be called “cosmic strings” (these have nothing to do with string theory which has a similar structure, those are cosmic superstrings). The only way we may detect if these exist is through gravitational wave detectors to study the lowest frequencies possible, which is using neutron star pulsar timing arrays to see variations on the scale of the Galaxy. (NANOGrav which is using the Green Bank Telescope and pre-collapse Arecibo telescope is the main study looking at this iirc). Anyways Throwaway joke in HC recap 🤝 crazy astrophysics 🤝 whiskey

The loathsome dung-eater! I for one am enjoying these jokes :D also it's just fun seeing y'all get to put some of your own lives/weeks into the Recap

Mumbo testing out the vault door with the energy of a cat testing out the cat flap was my favourite part

"...GeminiTay's Minor Erdtree..." Thank you! I'm not the only one who sees it! (I was thinking Haligtree, but fair enough)

I loved the subversion of the "chateau" chain.

I can confirm Pix and Zloy is on the middle/done playing elden ring on stream(as I implied I have just seen the twitch notifications)

I have definitely been enjoying watching the Elden Ring playthrough

10:04 "A Devil walks these halls. Only the mad or the desperate go in search of him."

I'm dying at at 13:11🤣🤣 "Who made Minecraft?" "PEETAUH"

10:26 “I think this may have been Doc…” The goat statue in the background:

Grian actually owes Mumbo 5 Diamond blocks from the second time he failed to break into his decoy vault

I'm glad to see at least the Hermitcraft recap team is also as existed about Elden Ring's DLC announcement as I am. Now we gotto hear their builds. Also, level up DEX? SMH STRENGTH BOIS4LIFE

im so happy that all the hermits have taken the hctcg and made it the staple of this season. beef really made something incredible

Glad to fall into the really narrow demographic of people that understood the intro jokes :) Have fun guys!

Love the elden ring jokes.

9:55 "Across infinite dist-" Guess he speaking time was rather finite.

Grian basically explained the massive disadvantage of metro lines compared to transit on the surface.

Gem intro, Elden Ring and Senator Armstrong?! We're spoiled this week! Lmao love the recap.

As a fellow tarnished I loved the jokes

That sweet sweet Elden Ring content sailing over my wholly ignorant head like a soft breeze, I can barely perceive and can't help not caring about.

I appreciate the Elden Ring references.

I was sad that Grian DESTROYED the original egg! Now there are ONLY duped eggs on the server, while the most unique and rare original is now gone

It took wels saying chateau for the 4th time for me to get the foot joke 😭 spat out my drink with hardly contained laughter when I did tho LMAO

Doc's episode was epic. what a grind!

Thanks for the recap, AND the captions. The captions are so valuable to me

the last week's joke of grian making a grian shaped hole on mumbo's vault technically came true since he did just break-in and missed the entrance opening

That opening line by Sloy... LMFAO!!!

Bdubs the Giant is a vigor check and a half...

Love the random metal gear reference

I don't watch Welsknight (yet) and everytime I hear him speak I think, "Have I ever heard Welsknight speak before?" and then I remember the last time I heard Welsknight speak.

Having just 100% (all abilities & equipment, all bosses and dungeons) elden ring, I’m right there with you. She is malenia blade of miquella

As someone who just recently picked up Elden Ring and is also obsessed with it, I appreciate the jokes very much.

Always love a good Hermitcraft Recap!

Thank you once again.. love these recaps…

The clap of XB's buttcheeks alerted the Ravager.

We're making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg.

I appreciate the elden ring jokes

13:44 Mumbo screaming that he doesn't have elytra, sees elytra flying out of dead body :P rip

Gods you guys are such dorks lmao I love it

10:45 I love the cuts here

Lovin' the Elden Ring references 😂

With the ice not fully freezing when bubbling, isn't that how slurpies are made?

Tango's disk sounds like a starcraft Protos

Foul tarnished in search of the Elden Ring, in boldened by the frame of ambition..

as always love the recaps

I swear every week this channel seems to reference some completely unrelated piece of media I’ve consumed and it catches me off guard every time. Metal Gear Rising this time??

Dude I just got done playing elden ring when I watched this and hearing that intro was so trippy lol

Oh all the animasjons of scar jumbo and grian, is so Great u chould take a look at them

loving the Elden Ring jokes!

I approve of this new Hermitcraft x Elden Ring crossover. If only there was a mod for that...

I just played elden ring for 200 hours in the recent month, so the jokes at the start were too funny to me. Thank you.

Fun fact, I can't watch the total chaos segments in Hermits' videos. They give me a massive headache and leave me feeling over stimulated.

I appreciate the Elden Ring jokes lol

As someone who's absolutely addicted to Elden Ring, with like 600-700 hours since it came out (an year ago) I absolutely appreciate all the Elden Ring jokes.

Hey guys j love ur vids and I appreciate ur content and work spirit,good luck for ur future and keep working hard. MY Best wishes to all of you..

Pix, missing your Empire’s content. Hope all is well.

I love the Elden Ring Jokes :)

Me for the first 40 seconds of the video: "I got that reference."

I cant belive Grian exploited to dupe dragon eggs for his collection

mumbo is back :D YAY

XD for a sec, I thought Gem may have been a cameo narrator

nah those Elden Ring joke are for the ones who knows like me. Edit: even better with Armstrong we all need more Armstrong

i really, really love that zloy is a tumblr user

Just dex and vigor? Gotta have that +10 horn bow too, brother.

I love how Mumbo’s the rarest hermit

Hi Pixlriffs, I think you might want to read slower in the next recap, the captions are not capable to keep up 🤣🤣

The elden ring references are spot on lmao

Remembrances for those who have been lost.

a few of the subtitles at some parts seem to be at the wrong timings. Like when doc says "Ohhh, it's raining!" or when Tango & Pearl are flying down the so-called "difficult entrance"

IMPULSESV CHIEFTAIN OF THE STONES THE EVERY BRILLIANT ETHOSLAB GEM, THE FOREST ELF THE BONEMAGE XSIUMAVOID AND SIR FROSTY TANGO, THE ICCCEEEEEYYYYYY MAGE!

having tuned in to both the elden ring streams, i understood all of those references

+1000000 on the elden jokes

I friggin love the elden ring content. It doesn't surprise me at all that you are dex players.

love the elden ring jokes. funny how the only games I play are minecraft and soulsborne. even more funny that there are others

Gem needs to do the recap now

Château? Is it something more than the French word for castle ?

I do feel bad for docm77 because his one little brake he died in the first 10s

NICE

What I don't get is why didn't dock put in all the water first and then just added the walls? Would have been way faster.

Never forget that there are many people doing this!! I always watch Mumbo and Grian, Gem and Iscall, Scar and Bdubs, just all of them are great!

2:44

I miss Iskall