Hotel Skit Compilation 9 

I always thought it hilarious that Jessica refers to her hotel as Hotel that I work at, but just noticed in the captions that she'd added a trademark to it, which puts the joke over the top.

Never never never make the sweetest person on staff cry! You will pay for it... in some way, shape, or form.

That manager knew what was going to happen when she told Jess about the monster guest. There was clear subtext of 'Go Jess, kill!'.

“Did I scare you a bit?” “Yes,” *”G O O D.”*

I was a manager at a hotel in Miami for over 10 years and I could write a book with all the stories I had with guests, but the one I remember the most is this guy who called PBX literally screaming at every single one of my staff that he better talked to a manager or he was going to take legal action. When I got to the phone, besides cursing at me for what felt like an eternity and telling me what a piece of shit the hotel was, he told me he had been cooking a turkey in the oven for over 45 minutes (it was Thanksgiving) and that the turkey was still not done. I assured him I'd sent out our maintenance manager to take care of the problem and finally hung up. About 20 minutes later I get a call from the maintenance manager laughing his ass off telling me that the guest had put the turkey in the dishwasher instead of the oven and had been running it over and over. Since they didn't call to apologize for being rude to my staff, I gave them a "courtesy call" asking if the problem had been fixed. They hung up on me, lol. Most satisfying courtesy call I ever made.

I just want to say how much I appreciate that your videos have built in subtitles, I have a pretty bad hearing impairment and hearing aids only go so far, and a lot of youtube creators don't bother adding captions to their content So thank you 🙂

I have worked at a hotel and several motels, and let me tell you that skit regarding 714... made me smile, because a front desk clerk will jump through hoops of all kinds to get revenge on an "Special" guest like that... 😆

2:25 "It's nothing to be ALARM-ed about" Haha

Entitled Jerk was my favorite one from last year!!! I'm not in the hotel industry but I am in customer service and would love to put people like that in their place the way you did!

Rule 1 do not upset Jess Rule 2 DO NOT UPSET JESS!!!!

I remember showing up at a motel for my reserved room for the night. They were booked up, and there was very angry line of complaining people who couldn't get a room. The man was SO RELIEVED by the time he got to me & I had a reservation.

Your "Entitled Jerk" skit was AMAZING!! I sure hope that really does happen and Karma exists!

this one never gets old I keep watching it lol

That ending gets me every time.

As a night auditor when people come asking about a room and I tell them we sold out they always try to argue "are you sure your sold out" after i've said it 5 times. 😅

Keep them coming my dear. Love your skits. I never know what you're going to come up with.

Love your videos. I don't even work at a hotel & i have observed people acting that way. 😮

Having worked central rez for a 4 star hotel, I don't know how many times I have explained that same thing to people too

I heard this one read on some reddit channel so I knew where it was going, but seeing Jessica doing it was super great.

As a traveler I normally go on road trips regularly. Sometimes when summer comes around, I Fly somewhere with my parents to go somewhere in the Caribbean.

Last summer I had to spend quite a bit of time in hotels because my AC was not only dead, the repair people were just not fixing it. Ended up having to replace the system after a repairman literally blew it up. As long as I treated people decently and tipped well, I was treated quite well in these hotels. Some of them even went out of their way to help me. I always told them I appreciated them and tipped pretty well. I don’t understand these people who mistreat staff anywhere

The second skit (lady wearing yellow dress) had to come down to ask about the note slipped under her door. Clearly she cannot read!! Because she needed the front test to tell her what the note said. .

That was B-E-A-UTIFALLY done Jess I'm a huge fan of consequences for your actions! ❤

Delt with the last guy in the past. My GM had us physically remove him from our property. We did so swiftly and he was terminated from his property. Actually had several different people come to our property on associate rates and cause havoc. 99% were unemployed on returning to their hotel. Only one tried the rewards membership thing. Terminated from employment and rewards. If you didn’t come to our hotel right, well we had a reputation for ending bad associate careers.

"Did i scare you a little bit?" "A little bit, yes" "Good." I actually got slightly scared frim this part and the face after the "good" was everything lol

Not all heroes wear capes you are a true gem!!!!

"it's nothing to be ALARMED about" love the joke 😂

this one never gets old I keep watching it lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

...Why do ppl pay for the cheap then get angry they don't get free upgrades?????

When i got the notification for this vid i went straight to it i love ur vids

7:28 this girls laugh 😂

5:35 - I remember posting a comment to this tune when you debuted this sketch, but I'm going to repeat it: "If your justice b-ner lasts more than four hours, please consult your physician..." It always rules when I get to lower the boom on someone who's been mean to my valued colleagues. Don't mess with my people! 👿

Beautiful yet terrifying... Makes my heart smile hahaha

Always reserve by phone with the front desk. Always call to confirm the day before.

The Super High Elite 714 guest skit.... I've already seen / heard it in a RU-vid reddit story telling. It's effing great! 👍👍👍

Fire alarm note person followup sketch idea: Call at note-sticking time. "But ma'am, last time we tried to tell you via note, you told us to call and leave a voicemail?"

I worked for a hotel that I was doing both check in and night audit now we were overbooked at capacity and the manager still allowed for more new reservations to come in while running the audit I had arrivals and NO available rooms and was berated nonstop the manager said it’s late you figure it out; safe to say after the shift from hell I quit

I have more questions abour Entitled Jerk! Does that mean he now has to pay extra for the services he was getting? Is he going to be fined by the rewards people for everytime he's used it? Also I think its fair to say that his boss will be being harsh on him next time! I can't believe an employee would be so horrible to an employee, surely he knows what its like to have horrible customers?

Lmao the sold out one! Every single Friday

Jessica is brilliant. Love her skits!

I love you and your videos ❤❤sending warm wishes from Australia ps just moved to Australia from Egypt

Just heard about the story at about 5 mins in about the jerk making people complain & cry. Fun to see it acted out.

That last one is retail worker THERAPY! PURE AWESOME! 😂

your content is inspired by reality it really happened!

I think that both the customer and the person working at the hotel are really both very beautiful. Seems like they're arguing with themselves..

Knowledge is power indeed

Hey! I just found your channel and I love it! I watched EVERY single video! My favorite is The Front Desk Revenge!

Just spent two hours looking at your vids to see how Entitled Jerk ended. Found you in a short and I just had to know. Totally worth it

You’ve gotten really good at voice acting for these skits

😂 If you're going to pull off a scam, it helps to be courteous to the employees. 😅

She's so cute and cool!! Smart!

Your videos are awesome. I really enjoy all of the videos.

I'm always amazed with how you make every career feel real. The manager is completely different from Jess and the customers. You should start thinking about an acting job.

Under an hour gang⬇️

Love your skits. 🤣🤣🤣

0:18 I LOVE that outfit

The last scene: Best coworkers ever!

This is so funny! I love your videos 😊

Tilton and Shmariott is so funny 😊

"Entitled Jerk" is my favorite video.

Worked for a third party website... These people are insane... !! I feel for everyone working as a customer service agent!!

Rule #1 of every job: NEVER make the "sweet girl"(TM) cry. The entire staff will be out to get you.

If the President of the United States came by tonight would you find him a room? Um, yes we would. Well he's not coming so I'll take it.

When you make the sweetest staff member cry, you will regret it, and many other life choices

Early!! I LOVE your vids theyre so entertaining

Love your skits! The extreme entitlement some people believe they should receive every possible upgrade with out paying for those simply astounds me!

I need more skits or story times!

yes, you are at the hotel sooner but everyone else made their reservation before you

Love the red wig

It literally happenned to me. A guest With friends and family discount yelled at me, flipped me off and was and threw a cable at my face and was trying to film all of that. Thank god my managers did their magic and that person is blacklisted from the property, and the employee and him lost all the privileges.

He became huuuuuumble lol

please tell me that last story is true

Here to stop people from saying 4th

I swear these Karen’s are getting worse by the second

😂that is funny

Keep on keeping on Jessica. Love ya videos, hun.💜😈

Jessica, this may sound weird, but im hoping you have the answer. I haven’t stayed in a hotel in over 10 years so I don’t know. If 5 people are staying in 2 rooms, 3 sisters in one and 2 in the other, we have them reserved, but we are curious as to how and when we pay for our stay? Can we pay with 5 different cards? Or is it limited to 1 card per room? Or something else?

A request is just a request, not a guarantee. Secondly, assignment also requires dates of stay as well.

All of these!! But im a diamond member!!!

I want to be Jess!!

here within three days

JUST READ THE NOTE FFS!

Nada ❤

Love it. Hate stupid people.

Is the Entitled Jerk in Room 714 story something you actually witnessed or participated in, or was it just a hypothetical situation meant as a warning to any Entitled-Jerks-in-waiting who might be watching your channel? Either way, that one especially showed off your talents at hair, makeup, wardrobe, and acting to produce the largest cast of characters in a single story I have seen yet. Brava!

Under a month gang ⬅️

Here in Michigan with this cold 🥶 weather, a Karen princess 👸, wants the snow & ice scraped off her car. Her car moved to front door and her luggage put in her car. 😮😂

@Jessica Vanel boy do I have a great story for you about a hotel incident

Why are some people soooo difficult? Omgoodness

Can anybody explain why Jess knows so much more than the manager? And yet she’s still wearing the white blouse lol.

After she through a fit. I would say you might be happier at a other Hotel.

👌👏👏👏

Jess teach me

I'm not related with the hotels industry, but yes with the one of fast food, and I wouldn't think of being rude to another clerk, that'd be disgusting.

I got a question for you. In your skits, generally the managers are good to the staff and quite competent at their job. Have you in your career ever come across an incompetent manager? If so how’s that like

Holy poo on a poo stick!

We need a skit of a pregnant mom being super demanding because of how pregnant she is.

What is concierge access?

To dotyczy każdej instytucji, z której usług korzystasz. Nie wkurwiaj personelu, mają swoje sposóby na zemstę.

As far fetched as some of these skits may seem, I used to work at a call center for a major international hotel chain for over 10 years. The belligerence, lunacy, and idiocy of some of the guests were astounding.