I re-installed the Hooked app because I love to suffer 

I know I'm hella late but thank you for pointing this out. Not just that but a velvet THONG. Not okay lol

Nah, velvet can be made of different materials including a stretch swimsuit material.

@@Crochetems Wait velvet can be made of not velvet? I'm not trying to be a smartass I'm genuinely interested

Ruby Red yes. They were very much in fashion last summer

Eeeee wait I’m awfully confused now I thought velvet was a type of fabric like its own material

Disgusting. the commoners are animals. come, let us waltz to some beethoven! ahahahahaha!! (yeah I totally escalated this joke and I'm not ashamed of it)

@Jordan Darius shut it Jordan.

RusticLantern idk, just roll with it

ok but have you even been to a pool party if you didnt go in a matching suit with 4 of your bros and havent thrown up on each other because someone shaved their hair and you decided to see who could eat most of it

kenny PLEASE invite my next time! I found a new brownie recipe and i was.. uh.. thinking we could eat some hair together 🥺👉🏼👈🏼❤️ Just kidding.. unless?

EXACTLY, that bothered me so much when it happened lmfao

The best friend was not a virgin hahaha

and thEN THE CONSERVATIVE SUNDRESS IS A TWO PIECE NUMBER LIKE??? gosh darn it this vexes me so

It's pretty clear she was wearing the sundress over her swimsuit

@@charlottesherlock her bottoms was her underwear homie

And it's a THONG TOO!! A VELVET THONG

maybe velvet means the color..?? idk 😭

​@@koiifshyeah but she already said the color it was, does she mean a red red thong lol

The only possible explanation is that it was a thong made of red velvet cake

Probably also that cheap stuff made to look like velvet with not as dense fibers so you can also feel the almost burlap type net fabric underneath

nicole lr I live in a small town and if anything community and local colleges have even less opportunities for popularity to be measured, everyone’s just going to class and talking to 3 people they know from high school and leaving

Merry Berry I was in a big public school with ~1000 people and popularity isn’t a thing. I’d say only in a bigger friend group would have popularity but even so no one at school would know them. ( clubs and sports would also have popularity like that)

@@lilarose5265 I also went to a big school and popularity wasn't a thing. There were just a lot of different friend groups. I feel like popularity has to be a small town thing because in big school, if one group excludes you, there's a dozen more

"popularity" is already a really paper-thin concept, and honestly all you need to be "popular" is to surround yourself with a friend group that wants to delude itself into thinking they're all popular. Like, sure, to the rest of us it literally doesn't matter, but to them - in their little houses with their little Greek letters - they are the ONLY people who matter and the rest of us are all secretly jealous and bitter. At this point, school "popularity" is just celebrity aspiration.

@nicole lr It being a college town doesn't necessarily mean minuscule student body. Both of the last two places I've lived in are college towns of 25k-50k and the uni's in both had 12-16k students. Yeah, community colleges can be a lot smaller, but those will still measure in several thousand usually.

The reason is apparently to make it "relatable" to "millennials" … I don't know which millennials they mean, I didn't get a cell phone until I was in college and you had to press each button 2 or 3 times just to type one letter.

It bothered me so much. I mean it really bothered me. Really made me irrationally angry in fact.

it bothered me too

Yes thank you

Yeah it's really offputting

If the genders were reversed, everyone would be calling Martha a nice guy and an incel

she’s a femcel

Femcel Martha used “manipulation” It’s only effective bc a weird asshole wrote the story

​@@lollie7141I mean we're all making fun of Martha because but I very much understand what you mean

@@lollie7141tbh everyone is making fun of her already without the genders needing to be swapped…. You don’t have to invent an alternate universe to experience it

Like if the roles were reversed, Trevor would've have been an asshole that Martha needs to get rid off.🤦‍♀

I've thought that since the beginning. No means no. Just because Trevor's had sex with multiple women doesn't mean he's given consent to everyone even when they dont ask...💀

what's everyone's issue with people having emotional reactions to things? she wanted to avoid him afterwards, shes just upset man. like just because consent exists, doesnt mean you dont get to dictate *how* others react to your rejection. you dont get to say "no, you cant be sad. not allowed." thats fucked up.

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 Askers?

@@colorblockpoprocks6973 i mean she did literally tell trevor that he hurt her. like shes allowed to think whatever she wants, but shes treating trevor like he did something wrong by acting rude to him and saying that he hurt her lmao

Kynda Beckett YES

Forgot tilla

Tilla: 😘🧣

Wait- which one-

Trevors more like:🙂+🧢

Apparently they're 21 cause I guess underage drinking is where they draw the line

@@lrose1310 I said for teenagers not about teenagers 🤷🏻‍♀️

Theyre 21 and act like theyre 15-16 for some reason.

Did I read the parts drew explained and blended in? Yes Do I regret it? Probably, but I am a very curious person

Hotel? Trivago

Hi its me, the theatre kid

I'm so sorry do you need me to rescue you

Hi its me, the gun being used to hold him hostage

hi, it’s me, I’m the ensemble.

yes AND!

It's funny because he uses glasses but instead took Amanda's

@@uvafresca I guess he wanted women's glasses as part of the character

@@livelifeincolour Gotta respect the commitment to the role

ah yes, when you don't wear glasses you go completely blind and all you see is blackness until you put your glasses on

@@Bumble._.Jellybottom There's this fun new thing called hyperbole. All the cool kids are using it

Why did this make me laugh

Emma Cassady and they’d all be naked

for $4.99 a week youd think they could swing it

For an event as UNTAMED* as the Wet Party

Sing the video all I could think was b**** get a haircut

same thing

Would have been funny if her name was Mary

It is 🙄

Nah Jane

@@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole i like your display name... sort of

then a zombie with how she reappeared at the end there 💀

PerpetualCamel a velvet thong at that

They clearly have never been to a party

Well, Velvet is also a color.

@@MyGawd- true but they could have picked any other shade of red

PerpetualCamel maybe they’re being super sexist and assume that girls don’t want to go in the water because they’ll get their makeup ruined and hair wet?

Isabella Efkarpenis peppa.....what are you doing in drew’s comment section?

Isabella Efkarpenis go eat bacon fatty

Ikr

peeeeeeeeeeepppppaaaa, what are you doing in the comment section😏

There was only 1 good horror story in the app and that was annie96 is typing

Well apparently it’s just how they get changed for the pool I guess

do these writers know what bathing suits are

Annie Drewer wow no replies

@@Errupt lmao

Heck! I just noticed all the likes on this. Thanks everyone 😁 not sure what you mean @Squeezed Cheese

Annie Drewer wdym I was surprised a comment with that many likes had no replies

@@Errupt Ahh gotcha

Me too

Same

Kaitlyn Martinez Damn you really got it like that? Good on you. I can barely afford gas for my car

Kneptomb I never leave the house so I don’t buy gas 🙃

We could all chip in and it would be like?.........I don't know but it would be really cheap....

Trevor and The Virgin't

@@LillianaLobster The Virgisn't

Trevor and the Virgout

Trevor and A Girl

Trevor and the non-virgin (?)

I want you to know that this made me choke

You know what that makes a lot of sense to me

Ok boomer

@@duck7781 I mean she's right. There's not really a social ladder at my college. Just a bunch of social circles, cliques, and coteries. People of the same major, hobbies, extra curricular groups are friends. People don't care about any perceived social ladder because there isn't one.

Wait I’m confused are quotes supposed be be like ‘’’’ and not like “ that?

@@duck7781 I'm in college and have the exact same experience, so that's a little bit of a bizarre reply, but okay then.

sunny phawithida no

patti smith!!

Those movies could've been after and the kissing booth. I'm 100% sure

I haven't made it to college yet but it just seems like highschool accept you're 2x as tired and antisocial, you pay a ridiculously high rent for a place that's 1ftx1ft and your paying more money than you'll ever have for something you'll probably never use/need to get a job.

There's a 3rd

They don’t know how humans interact either

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@@jshk8173 the fudge??🤨

@@theoverratedchannel6225 on ok BB hmm F. Xx mum 0+%7,%,%,222 %, xx yeah xx ul I'll ul I'll zzpyykttk

Friendly reminder you have to pay £15 a month to read books of this quality

“Once someone decides you’re Assigned Slut you’re not allowed to turn down sex from anyone, those are the rules. But it’s okay because it’s the women harassing the man” we have not progressed as a society

MegavidÆos I think the point was that he normally would be he didn’t with her. But literally she said that she wanted to date someone else when he literally came to her room butt ass naked. In conclusion I agree with you.

The reason he didn't want to sleep with her was bc he wanted her first time to be special (I watched the full thing when it was a full movie before the app updated and got all weird)

I havent read the story and oly watched Drew's videos but it seems to me that it is not so much of Trevor being a jerk and more about Martha being ashamed about getting rejected, but not mad about it.

Exactly what I was thinking

Kayla Parent, it says so at the end.

Vlynn true haha

I have snake arms.

@@angelaqson1718 how do you wipe your butt

@@ineciaw9249 you dont, you let it crust

She's y/n

more like 200 😭

it would be 2) no. i want to go in my stupid dumbass ugly fucking old clothes like an idiot loser

@@red.gem_ omfg yes it would lmaoooooo like they make you feel so bad about it 💀

more like nah(89💎)

and when you select nah you have to wear a potato sack for the rest of the episode

Grew Lomghorn

why the FUCK is this so funny

he needs to point his nose

This needs more likes

someone please edit this-

My boi Troy 👌👌👌

I mean this is kind of the plot of high school musical 2 right?

Usain Bolt!!

Me too

yanelle tamayo troy bolton holted

Good 4 Drew.😀✨

chat, is this real?

Why does Trevor 'Biggest Dick' Holt have such a lame name then lmao Thought the same though

¿Por qué no los dos?

Cowboys and euphemisms go hand in hand

The euphemism is that he really likes ranch dressing.

How does this have 2k likes with no comments

She's multilingual

@@felix-fw3lq How does this have 2k likes is my first question holy hell when did that happen

Except I also did at one point too so

elsypie x so quirky

*riptide starts playing*

r/notlikeothergirls

“i put my dirty blonde hair up in a messy bun because i DoN’t cARe HOw i LoOk”

Undertale reference?

The power of hats shines within you.

Undertake reference!

Omg how did I spell that wrong it's literally part of my name

@@saltygooseundertale7412 lmao

2 peice wins.

ikr

That's the point of strip beer pong

Kamryn Singleton but there’s (average) 10 cups? If they were fully dressed maybe?? 2 cups max you’re fully nude???

I think that’s the point

CrystalSolstice when he just slowly took off his fedora and realized what the hell he was doing

@@Gravve01 Ah, yes. The wonders of life.

i think that might have been my favorite moment lmao

_timestamp_

@@lvbboi9 17:20

Drew is a genius

Seems especially unfair towards the guys.

I’m dying, *Diggy Gorgonzola*

😂😂😂

@@superstellarhere ✨The most Notorious Ripoff of Danny Gonzalez✨

Oh hell yeah, I love this band, Whispered Hiss.

and their opening act, Jarvis Jeanshorts

Lmao I'm uncomfortable just picturing that

Yeah that seems like it’s not going to react well to getting wet . . . I guess it’s just for lounging around?

OMG THE PFP YESSSS

Under15 I didn't know PrettyLittleThing had a pop up store

@@turner15 i mean it's not like they'd get wet at the *wet* party

LeslieXvideo well thanks for apologising at least

@@gambitjl396 what the fucj dude

i mean, youre not wrong

@Napoleon Bonaparte oh hm it seems like the guy deleted his comment, and why the need to call me a cunt lmao, the og guy was going on a rant about how much the commenter sucked and i was just confused at his rage

I lost it at the rock music that played when Trevor showed up

It wasn't just wild. It was a slightly less intense synonym for wild.

"Weapons aren't just welcome... they're allowed!!" - Batista

I am a wild, untamed thing

People die when they are killed

"I don't just hate SAO, I dislike it!" - Me

YES😂

r/neckbeardrpg

I thought I was just out of the loop. That's not a thing, is it?

There are bathing suits that aren't really bathing suits, actually. Just for show sorts of deals, where it looks like a fancy bathing suit but you don't actually get wet in it.

i thought it was like velvet coloured-

@@Sarah-sn8fj .. When people use "velvet" to describe a color they usually mean dark red / burgundy

i feel like i have seen velvet bathing suits though on like fashion nova or maybe shein or something... one of those ultra cheap online fast fashion stores from china. at least velour... that would be so annoying to actually swim in though lmao

frr I need drew to make this kind of videos again. it's so entertaining

When he say it

when

19:20 for anyone wondering

Thanks I repeated the clip like twenty times because i didn't know what he was saying

that is a perfect description

Golden♡

And juggle

Why does this make complete sense?

Haha

One of the most telling things about the politics of this story is how it demonizes the himbo He is just vibing wtf

I’m ok with that

Matthew Janzen Stockholm syndrome at its finest

Seeing they named a character after him I would say that must be accurate

I got a hooked ad before it.

I’m fine with it saves me money.

Demeter Singleton yeah its cool

I’m only referring to drew as “mr Gooden”

Honestly, I'm not sure why we hate Drew (Longhorn, obviously. I know why we hate Drew Gooden). He seems like a lot of fun.

@@silvertamagachi He's a playboy type I guess? From what was shown in the previous video, he makes out with girls at parties, and not the same one every time, and is kinda a douche. But Trevor does that too, and is also being a douche, so I dunno.

@@silvertamagachi the plot of this whole thing is so confusing I dont know how to feel about any of the characters except disattached and semi amused at their cliche idiocy

69th like after 5 months let’s gooooo

@@ToastJelly I dont agree

@@babycheeese well now there are 192 likes after 7 months, so you’re right to disagree

@@ToastJelly thank u

@@babycheeese have nice day

Hey it happens. I used 2 think the same. ; - ;;;;

@@theoverratedchannel6225 yeah I was that one kid who ate glue in the back of the classroom

@@soggytoe8215 😶...that’s a talent. I never thot glue tasted good!😀

@@theoverratedchannel6225 yeah I used to say it tasted like cookie dough but this is also ate dirt and apple seeds so I could grow an apple tree

she didn't really though. she was just embarrassed and only got annoyed when he started acting overprotective at the party

Fatima .K the part where they’re picking out bathing suits tries to paint him as a jerk for not wanting to have sex with her. She has a right to be embarrassed, but she met this guy not too long ago, and he has every right to turn her down. Consent is two sided thing after all

@@chaosbeam4654 true. that mainly came from her friend though, she seemed more embarrassed than anything

Chaos Beam I guess she was expecting him to have sex with her because his character is established as someone who “never turns down sex” but he turned her down so she was like why me 🤷🏾‍♀️

Ramiyah Lee He still has the right to say no. And that right needs to be respected

noah centurion

Noah Centipede

noel centaur

Noël Christmas

noah chrysler

Charlotte Stevenson 😂😂😂😂😂

My favorite comment

💀😭😭😭😭

i read this in drew's drew voice

nonconfrontationalSimmer wait...

Ahhh it's so damn scary

I sheeeked

Imagine waking up and seeing that face it’s genuinely terrifying

I'll do you one better: tap on that timestamp continuously

@@aditimishra7498 do u hear him say VEN-DOE?

Martha literally calls the party "unadulterated chaos" when all she describes is college students hanging out. The "chaos" she mentions is dudes drinking beer and girls lying down, that's it.

Especially if the glasses are probably Amanda's and not yours!

at first i thought you meant drew as in danny’s clone

👏👏👏👏👏👏

Lol yes

@@graaaah9080 who's drew?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“ never usually runs from sex”

Based on the short amount showed, it sounded like he was running from sexual assault.

@@snakewithapen5489 creepy sounds like an understatement

what if the poor guy is asexual and every girl just keeps trynna fuck with him

@owen 16 Owen is a weird name

True dat.

Thank you

It doesn't really in smaller schools either

or in high school. at least not at mine 🤷🏻‍♀️ i always thought the whole jocks and cheerleaders thing was just a movie trope. in fact, the nice, smart kids involved in clubs were the most well liked students in my school.

@@jennaavw lol nah that part aint true

Parties=uncomfortable Wet=uncomfortable Wet party=nightmare levels of uncomfortable and anxiety.

Would the moist party be better for you >:(

Nah nah nah. "H'whet party"

Exclusive university parties don’t even exist. It’s not like anyone is keeping tabs on anything. Best case scenario is that you can find both your shoes in the pile by the door on your drunken stumble out

@@FMPocky closest thing is Friern gathering sbut... They don't really count as parties.

ll-// stay alive 💛

I thought people would be doing coke lines on tits and ballsacks or something like that

I mean... I definitely wouldn’t call this « unadulterated chaos », but being in a bikini around people you barely know, yet still know enough to be embarrassed doesn’t seem fun at all... 🤷‍♀️

chickengirlmo by that logic I’d wonder what they’d think of bondage

||-// hell yeah top for life!

360 like

800 like

Oh holy cow this is the most likes I've ever gotten

Wtfff 1k likes in less then a day congratulations

LOL

Same

same here lmao

100% where’s the Patreon sign me up fam

And like just like this where if he gets uncomfortable he just summarizes 10 minutes of the 20 minute story

Miamiaw27 LOL! I was literally going to write this, but I had to check if someone had written it before me

Milla E. Flateby So..why didn’t you write the comment? Did someone write it before you?

@@rozempire2843 not sure if you're joking lol

Miamiaw27 I was

Miamiaw27 ik lol

Malthe Hansen “I’m what Trevor?” “Say it...” I AM THE SENATE

i could hear edward and bella

Im what trevor? An ice cream cake

IM A VAMPAYA, IM A VAMPAYA, IM A VAMPAYA

I am inevitable...

Dude same

Same ×2

@@yaboiaxe4771 same^3

Fr same

BRO- SAME

Gero Hoonie I see you have bought the lies

No, isn't this Danny's second channel?

Wait, you mean they aren't the same person?

@@Leo-oq1ju Psh no. That's just silly. That's like saying nerdy ol' Mr. Kent is Superman! Absolutely ridiculous.

My conspiracy theory: The two different people tour has Kurtis, Drew, and Danny. So therefore Drew and Danny are one person and Kurtis is another. So Drew and Danny are really just one guy with the initials D.G. Please prove me wrong.

Paloma Dreams This would have been beyond amazing

What, a Homestuck

that was EXACTLY what I was thinking, same brain waves

Hold up- IS THAT HOMESTUCK I SMELL??

Just gonna be Trevor in drag

but still act them out please 😩

RU-vidr DylanISInTrouble does that, he gets really into it. It's hilarious

YES PLEASE HELP

Oh god not episode

PLEASE PLAY EPISODE DREW AHAH

Are velvet bikinis a real thing?

@@lisemagic208 I don’t know lmaoo I hope not

@@lisemagic208 I googled it. There at least product claiming to be velvet bikinis but I'm not sure if they're made of actual velvet or ar made to look like velvet.

sometimes velvet refers to a maroon or burgundy color but that's confusing when describing fabric

Whats wrong with that?

In their defense, it's an adjective progression, in that the second word will sound more extreme and out there to most people reading. The number of syllables, respectively one and three, also serves to make 'untamed' into the more complex and extreme word when compared to 'wild'.

Lum Untamed doesn’t seem any more extreme than wild to me honestly.

@@roach9397 Your experience is not universal. These shows are aimed at dumb people who binge watch TV and who most definitely will fall for these dumb word plays. No disrespect to dumb people of course.

Roach It kind of works for me because now I’m comparing it in my head with something that is tamed.

Roach the words do honestly have a subtle difference. doesn’t make it a stupid phrase but i mean