Partway through the video i got an ad for dog food that said "no living being should ever eat processed food for every single meal of their life" and that seems so strangely pertinent
@@sliceofpie9584 he is huble by choice dude is a multi millionaire. he could be a pretentious duche bag clubbing and chasing women if he wanted to but he chooses the simple life instead.
@@peekosama2709 the calendar only shows until April visible so I would say it’s between that time frame if he uses the calendar but it was the same calendar in the steak video so who knows but in that video he said he was working on the pizza video so maybe the calendar was put out in preparation for the year maybe
I love how as time goes on, we'll have a 7 page cookbook of all the meals Asmon eats. The 7th page just says "Dr.Pepper" in huge letters, under-scored several times.
I have a Snoop Dogg cookbook that has a few pages of his favorite munchies. Can definitely see a page or two devoted to gummies and cookies in the Asmon book
"It doesn't really matter what kind of pepperoni you get as long as it doesn't say turkey or vegan or anything stupid on it, you should be fine" - Words to live by.
also puts it on totinos which uses garbage tier diced mystery pepperoni bits, and other sub par ingredients that taste more like cardboard than genuine pizza
12:49 "I thought I had cosmic brownies, but...um...uh...the box is empty so I have to get more...um...uh fuck, that sucks." This made me have a laughing fit.
As a house owner it makes me worried for the house structure. That house probably has a lot of mold. In the long run it'll be a health hazard for Asmon.
@@miukku111 It doesent mather, his lifestyle has already killed him, he just doesent know it yet but it's just a mather of time. The human body can only take so much before it's game over and no ressurection available in the zone...
@@SHAAADOWWW794 yeah good point. they were always like that, they just have the opportunity to let the mask slip. I used to not like Asmon, but over the years I've found him pretty endearing and intelligent. Seems like he would be a good friend. A real one.
One of these days after he's gone somebody's going to be settling his business and die of shock at the money he had squirreled away because he's not fancy.
Second comment, side note I'm a chef. Easy budget pizza is from scratch or pre made raw dough. Work it large / thin, garlic oil it up, sauce it, top it / season with whatever you want, bake it. You can make a calzone out of the dough too, just stuff and roll it, then cut a slit along the top to ventilate it. Also, you can take mozzarella sticks, line the edges of the stretched dough with them, fold and press the dough over them, and make a stuffed crust that way. It'll cost just as much as a dominos pizza but will be larger / fresh. I started as a cook at pizza Hut in highschool, became a GM, and am now a sous chef in fine dining. Trust me, I know, dominos and the like AREN'T any better than Red Baron...all the ingredients come frozen, down to the dang cheese lol
You know I grew up thinking that making Kraft dinner was the easy food solution. But this man wouldn’t even consider it. Way to many steps/dishes to clean for him.
I once heard an unknown man explain how he (not asmongold) washes his hands *before* he uses the restroom, because he did not want to touch his penis with dirty hands. This unknown man did however *not* wash his hands afterwards also. Because his hands were supposedly clean after using the restroom, since his penis was clean. You can't make this stuff up. The logic and how it's flawed is so incomprehensibly amazing.
The way you compared pepperoni placement to bombing a city was beautiful, almost poetic really. You opened my eyes as to how I've been doing it wrong all these years, and I must say I am forever grateful 🙏.
It really shows Asmon's dedication to not doing basic stuff when you see that his microwave's clock isn't even set. God bless you sir for your dedication to the lazy life.
@@ZM-dm3jg Exactly. People think he’s being frugal (which is part of it) or putting on an act but it seems like a lot of what he does/the way he lives is an effort to preserve how his life has always been, especially when his mom was alive. From the outside it may look odd but if he’s comfortable and happy w/e.
As someone who moved out, overcooks food, and loves feeling like they are in an adventure without actually having to be in one. This video has made me a fan. ❤
@@CrashCat2 you're not wrong but tbf if you don't enjoy it responsibly then what's the point. Life is finite. I would hate to die a rich man and have never enjoyed parts of life that is only available by having created the means do experience it. But to each their own. If he's happy and content. Then that's worth the most
I love how he says he keeps his hands clean at all times, which helps him keep his clothes clean for longer periods of time. Then he proceeds to go into the garage to grab a dusty old oven he hasn’t used in a long time, that he found in a wheelbarrow next to some old clothes, then grabs his pizza bare handed to put into the oven, then later after it’s cooked, he wipes off the pizza cutter on his shirt to clean the pizza cutter.
Na bro. You got it totally wrong. Other RU-vidr react to this, then he reacts to them reacting to him, and they react to his reaction to there react, then he react to there reaction to his reactions to there reaction. Its simple
This video was so wholesome & warm at the same time. Just a guy being normal making struggle Pizzia & not just using a oven but using a crockpot to do it. Interesting.
You put the oregano first so that it's covered in the melted cheese, this allows the heat to activate the flavors while protecting the oregano from burning first in the oven.
@@butterysticky6818 The lowest layer isn't going to get as hot as the highest layer that is in contact with the hottest part, the hot air heating the thing in the first place.
Remember when cooking pizza, don't forget to grab your turkey oven. You know the $20 one you got 10 years ago that you keep in the wheelbarrow in the garage. Also, cleaning it takes work and time. So just plug it in and use it. Cob webs and spiders add to the flavor.
I live exactly like him and can't agree more. I really just did cover in a blanket in my none heated apartement and watch anime while eating my 2$ Pizza. Only difference is i don't have as much class as asmon and eat it uncut
at first I thought the calendar was just a few months out of date... but no... it's the last page of a 2021 calendar showing the first 4 months of 2022. classic.
Some life-changing lessons I‘ve learned throughout this video: - Don‘t put too much cheese on the already topped pizza. - Imagine a city bombardment when putting on the Peperoni. - Don‘t bake the pizza in the regular oven, but first put another oven on top of the other oven to bake it in there. - You don‘t need a toaster, unless for a bath. - A pizza cutter is only useful when the knife is already dirty from the steak.
I was lost with the pepperonis but when you brought up that explanation, it really cleared it up and I'm able to put them on the pizza now. I can now say I've been tought by the master himself.
This man lives in the most germ infested environment a human body can possibly withstand... "I don't eat undercooked food, I don't eat sushi" my god, I love it.
1st video Asmond : "I only know how to make one meal" 2nd video Asmond:"I apologize I actually know how to make two or three..." Next video Asmond: "I apologize I'm actually a michelin star chef..." This should be a cooking channel xD!
@@Arkantos117 Regarding personal hygiene it's pretty obvious his parents didn't teach him anything at all. He might be a decent guy overall, but not washing your hands because there are no visible stains on them or wearing the same t-shirt for a month is unacceptable. Guy must stink worse than a corpse at this point.
the pizza cutter belly smacks really brought it home for me. 10/10. my only critique is that i dont understand how he doesnt just take the pepperonis and eat them out of the bag before they make it on the za. i cant resist.
I love you man. Oodles of cash and you still stick true to your values. Might not be the best values, but you stick to em. Respect man, much love. I don't even have to hope you'll never change because I know you never will.
@@rinerwainkler3108 No need to even de-frost it man. I buy this 3-pack of margheritas for like 5$ and just slap some additional stuff like pepperoni, olives, peppers and always end it with a shit ton of cheese and it goes directly in the oven. Its awesome, it legit tastes like homemade if you can ignore the dough :D
As someone who has worked at a pizza establishment before, I can both confirm this is the right way to put pepperoni on pizza (8:25) and this is the correct way to cook a pizza, we always use an oven from our wheelbarrows that looks like a crock pot from goodwill
As a prior pizza maker your instructions for the seasoning,pepperoni, and cheese were highly accurate. You season as close to the sauce as you can, you never ever stack/layer pepperoni it's nasty, too much cheese kills the flavor of the rest of the pizza.
i've watched a lot of human beings in their natural habitat, but seeing asmon pull out an entirely separate device instead of doing a quick google search on how to use an oven is the most violently upsetting, and yet fascinating thing i've ever witnessed
i understand him. as sometimes when doing shit like that you get a lot of redirects or ads. but so much simpler to pull out a well known device. secondly its easy.
@@timewarper7987 he pulled it out of a wheelbarrel in his garage without washing it first. Then proceeds to have a phobia only about undercooked foods lol
@@mr.v3061 my guy if you can’t tell, he is lieing out his ass. It’s supposed to be funny. And it is. He’s clearly joking and is making fun out of it other wise it wouldn’t be a video? You cant hear all the sarcasm and nonchalantness?
Thank you zack i was cooking steaks for the last 2 years, now i can advance my skills and eat something else. Really looking forward for your next video
