The Church of What's Happening Now Episode 676 Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Frank Caliendo • The Church Of What's H... #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #ChurchClips
IronlVIan but it’s actually true and he did do time for kidnapping ... he was known in the comedy community as a drug dealing coke user. Exactly who he says he was
"I was on the corner of 9th Street and Broadway. I had a blue shirt with basketball shorts and a Yankees hat. It was a Thursday at about 1 pm, cause on Thursdays I would always get a sandwich from Benny's at lunch. No fuckin tuna like you pussies today do. Now by this time, I was doing about 47 eight balls a day slinging dick like a fuckin Savage
Guns n Wheels your just a hater. His details are spot on. He can tell the same story years apart and they are exactly the same. No way a liar can remember those details. Especially for that many stories. If youve seen shat ive seen and lived a life similar. Its not a stretch to believe there was someone who has done literally everything he says he has.
ClarityFB sure, spearfishing with HTML malware with keylogging, a simple bot to filter down to passwords and email, get on their walmart account and have at. Prepaid cards, lines of credit, get delivery to apartment offices on holidays, act like you are locking up for lunch as the fed ex truck pulls up, make small talk about how you are the only guys working holidays, sign the fake name.
I am a Colorado native. I sold cars for almost 20 years. He is infamous around here in the car business. The old timers who worked with Joey that are still alive (most good car salesman die young from cocaine habits), will vouch for most of these stories. The car business is so lame now. I quit and started my own business.
The receipt scam was how I was able to afford my clothes back in the day. Go in, buy a pair of jeans, PAY for them and get the receipt...Go outside and put the jeans in the car,...then go back in, grab a pair directly of the shelf and take them to the cashier and return them using the old receipt and get my money back...making up a story about wrong brand or somethin...It was truly that easy back then.
There was a guy that walked into Walmart, my buddy worked at around 2007 the man had bought a steak. And cooked it, ate it, then returned the next day with the styrofoam container with the shrink wrap asking for his 6$ back after arguing for 40 min he got his 6$ back.
Nowadays what’s the difference? With security tags you do the same thing, but walk up to the counter with the receipt and say “you forgot to take the security tag of this” and it’s endless buy 1 get 1 free.
Stealing is very addictive and the feeling you get after getting away with it and the money in your pocket is what always drives you to do it again it’s all fun and games until you get caught and get a felony slapped on you
Facts I grew up with a guy named Frankie. He was from Las Vegas. A real klepto. Dude could steal your wallet right out your pocket. The funny part is I don't think he stole to survive he did it because he enjoyed it. Now he's in prison smh.
You cant make this stuff up... the level of detail and the effortlessness with which he tells the stories makes me believe every crime recap he talks about. It’s possible he could have written a fake life story spanning 30 years and memorized it. But i dont think thats the case
Urban/minority-majority cities of the Northeast (tri-state) and their suburbs are just crazy places that write crazy stories. It's a more chaotic feeling than Southern projects or West coast gangs. Very diverse as generations of immigrants afford houses farther and farther from NYC, but you can (in some areas) have 100 nationalists all championing 100 nations in the same neighborhood. Sometimes you see ethnically motivated fights/joking in school, like a Pakistani and Indian fistfight or Central Americans just Shitting on whoever is south of their own nations border. Notice now Joey is usually specific about ethnicity? It's important to people who 1) live where it's not 90% Anglo-Germanic and/or 2) are a nonwhite minority anywhere.
@@varunrajesh6516 even if he is elaborating, he's a damn entertaining story teller and the stories he's telling are true a lot of places. He reminds me of one or two people I grew up with.
Ace Degenerate it was a Alarm Radio clock the doctor I guess the doctor left the room and there No Metal detectors but to be honest I’m still surprised that’s what make it funny to me is how the fuck you do that 😂😂..
3:58 those days were the best, walk in, grab something you like and return it. Nowadays they got computers, cctv and they wanna scan your id and have you sign it
Joey lived in the golden age tbh. I use to steal so much and get away with it even with cameras which was tough and held me back. He literally had the world in his hands 😂😂
I have a best friend who used to walk into Home Depots and pick up power tools and bring it right to customer service for cash refunds. It was around 99 to 02 03. Some people just have balls like that haha. He was cold as ice. He's a stand up man now. Father of 3. Beautiful family. Union worker. The works. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
Stealing from one wal mart & returning to another. Sometimes if you got somebody weak in customer service, theyd give you cash just to get you off their back.
Denver is the best city I've ever been to. Born and raised in Baltimore MD ( Balmer,hon) #GORavens! Denver is a great City ..I will always remember the "Mile High Miracle"
Watching a string of Joey Diaz videos makes me realise I’ve actually not lived. I’ve lived 26 years doing absolutely fucking nothing. I need Uncle Joey to show me what’s what
Get on it Stone. He who called it does it man. I dont care if youve gotta go to college for 4 years and learn how to animate. DO IT. YOU OWE IT TO US NOW.
Good idea! There’s a dude on here called “Ben pics” He does some awesomely funny animation to comedy by Bob Mortimer and others I might hit him up ask him to do some Joey stuff.
I would do the same sort of shit about 15 years ago at Blockbuster and Costco. My buddies and I would get video games and flip em to BestBuy. Man the good old days.
I love his Boulder stories. I live here now and it makes me smile to think about Joey Diaz scamming this whole town :) I hope he comes and performs here soon
Hey Joey my name is Isaac Guilbeau I really enjoyed this clip I was raised in Denver up n down Colfax around biker scene as a kid I remember as a kid living in Westminster , Broomfield , Englewood Im 48 years old now I don't condone stealing I remember as a child doing what you did straight walk in to the department stores straight pick up an go Uber before Uber was even created as kid a neighbor taught me how to break into paper boxes back then before the new ones they have now. Taught me how to use a coat hanger to open the machine an grab the whole stack of papers and go sell em for a 25 cent cheaper in Denver I can keep going on with different stories as what I did as a kid to get my hustle on you made feel young all over again this time with laughter ty Joey
Joey Diaz was really Thanos back in the day, he always had 6 TREMENDOUS coke rocks on him, didn't give a fuck, and at the snap of a finger he would pick up shit and walk off lmao! I love this man!
Totally imagine Uncle Joey doing his robbin of the mall to the soundtrack of 'Zorba the Greek' and as the music kicks into high gear is the moment Joey is running through the Mall throwing CDs to get away from the security guards
Wow, Joey looks damn good....its obviously been awhile since i seen a recent video. He looks healthy, shit he sound healthy. Usually u hear him weezin on mic.
Omds joey you're a pure legend love bruce Springsteen and getting more addicted to your story telling so. I guess more interested in your life lol much respect :)
I went on a three-week shoplifting spree there in October 1992 until a friend and I got caught at the Jewel near the mall (I think it might be a Dunhams now) stealing Silly String. Do kids still hang out there on Saturday afternoons?
