How to Beat New Vegas with 0 Equip Load 

More Bethesda(or Obsidian) : ru-vid.com/group/PLfndWzNAXra06znz1QPRdyApj0-W_2-lW Written guide : www.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/d47uiv/how_to_beat_new_vegas_with_0_equip_load/? If y'all got any questions I'll be answering those here.

"He came charging the dam, with nothing but a machete and leather armor, he stabbed Kimball 28 times and ate one of his arms, it was so fast the rangers couldn't even take aim. About 2 hours later he came back, this time with the Legion. He killed about 40 of our men with the speed of a bullet, went inside and somehow passed all the fortifications and veteran, well skilled soldiers, and killed general Lee. How was this possible I have no idea, he slashed trough black coated rangers, Power armor heavy soldiers with only a machete, eating them afterwards. The few survivors that lived to tell the tale call him the "Monster of the Mojave" His last know location was in Freeside, apparently he killed the members of the gang known as the Kings and ate their leaders, he has disappeared since." -Traumatised NCR Ranger

"We've fortified this place to hold out indefinitely against an army" But was it designed to withstand a man with a machete and a fuckload of drugs?

"Let's end this Courier. You, and I." Courier, struggling to eat Mentats, inhale Jet, and inject Psycho all at once: "M-hmm. Yeah. One sec."

"What you say is true. I apologize for my rash action - it was out of grief and loyalty." "alright cool btw can i eat caesar" "lmao sure"

Imagine how freaked out Benny must have been as a dude who he shot in the head comes back and starts beating him to death with his bare hands, while taking literally hundreds more bullets to the head and not even flinching.

How to Beat New Vegas with 0 Equip Load: Help everyone, then betray everyone, then eat everyone

Hey ymfah, for future Fallout Stuff, you can hold E when drinking water to keep drinking without stopping. May save you some finger arthritis

21:50 Killed House, killed Caesar, NCR could pretty much roll on in any time and take over vegas thanks to you, but they're pissed because you stole a ride on their fancy train one time.

imagine being elite security of your nations leader and failing to protect him from a larping cartel member.

NPC: So, why'd you become a cannibal? PC: I didn't want to pick up any food.

I like how "completing" Honest Hearts is just killing the two New Caananites and leaving

*drops the stealth suit “Did I do something wrong?” Now I just feel sad

"Winners don't do drugs, stupid." -a man currently pumped on every drug.

Mr house is the human equivalent of a century egg, that makes him a delicacy in some countries. That's some high class dinning ymfah

imagine challenging your mailman to a fight and he briefly checks his watch and takes fistfuls of drugs before beating you to death with one of his hundreds of weightless machetes that he stole from the post-apocalyptic colosseum down the street

“Winners don’t do drugs stupid” *Proceeds to do all of the drugs*

Courier at beginning: "Man, how am i gonna eat anything, i only have so long!" Courier at end: Godly cannibal who is hopped up on every drug known to man, extremely skilled in hand-to-hand and melee combat, slain (and eaten the corpses of) some of the most feared and powerful men in the Mojave desert, can combo deathclaws and robots into the air, all with just a machete, AND CAN LITERALLY STOP TIME.

"Could I bother you to hand over your weapons?" ymfah, holding 209 machetes behind his back: "N-no problem, haha..."

"Let's end this courier, you and I." Proceeds to watch as a man downs over a kilo of drugs and takes out a machete.

The horror in your brain’s voice when you flirted with it “Are you... *ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME?!* “

13:10, "go get a bucket" The world trembles.

Lol here I was thinking he wasnt gonna go cannibal but actually finish the game before he starves

"I fear no man. But that thing..." FOD "It scares me."

5:47 I don't think i single soul on the entire fandom has ever run across this one dialogue option

Oliver: We’ve fortified this place to hold out indefinitely against an army PC: But what about one cannibal with a machete with enough Turbo in his blood to put down a feral moose

When it came up with "5 Hours 'til Death" I think I actually felt nervous. I'm not even involved! How does he do it!?

3:55 *Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches*

16:34 "We live in a society". Indeed, Ymfah, indeed.

Can ymfah beat the whole fallout series only using his tongue?

"Hey mate why do you keep giving that guy machetes for free?" "Because I heard that he wants to beat the game with 0 load so I helped him"

"Why did you kill our leader, reprogram our turrets against us, and set off the self-destruct to destroy our base?" "The collar you put on me was too heavy."

I love how you basically become Fallout : Metal Gear Rising at the end.

I am actually surprised this can actually be done because quest items are extremely limited in New Vegas.

Who would win? The entire NCR army 1 coked out mailman

26:47 holy shit, I never noticed she had Serana's voice

"waifu suit" I spent over an hour learning the GECK so I could still have the suit voice while wearing other armor. The aurora stealth suit AI needs protecting, loving, and affirmation,

Game: Ymfah: ... Ymfah: *We don’t do that here*

"Male, any gift" It took my brain a few moments to go "hold up"

16:35 “We live in a society.”

Why is it whenever he does one of these weightless challenges it just turns into a bloodbath.

You really need to give us editing lessons. Like seriously, this is an incredible display of talent. I will offer money.

Thanks for the Metal Gear Rising shout out at 43:00. Maximum respect.

25:16 pls tell me everyone else heard that satisfying in sync with the music

Ulysses: "Let's end this courier, you and I." Currier: "Ight hold on a second..." *_Proceeds to snort more coke than Tony Montana_*

Mitten Squad: "Im gonna play this game using a single gun on very easy" ymfah: "OBSERVE WEAKLING"

Mad Max: Stuff and Car Madder Max: Stuff Maddest Max: Nothing

I think my favorite thing about these ymfah videos is that he plays this awesome champion music when in reality it's mostly him spending hours doing tedious grinding. So basically it's exactly like Rocky.

Is it ironic that christine dies after holding a grudge about being locked in a basement in a room with "LET GO" on the wall

Mitten Squad: Hello, this is Mitten Squad and today, we will be asking, "Can you bake cookies without an oven or microwave"? Mitten Squad: *Makes Cookies with a campfire* Ymfah doing the same challenge: *Makes cookies by pumping himself with every drug known to man and using a long bucket to float himself to the sun where he bakes the cookies*

Did you really just slap a mustache on Steve Carell and call him Mr. House? I love it

Of course you have to eat Joshua Graham, he's the only one who isn't raw

I'm gonna be laughing at the editing on "Think you're going to upstage MEEEEEEE at the Sierra Madre? I. Don't. Think. So." for days! XD

17:50 "Avoid them like the plague" *checks date* Yep, we were still avoiding them back then, checks out.

11:14 BOOMERS! THE SECRET OF HIS PIP-BOY 3000, IS TIME! IT'S A PIP-BOY THAT STOPS TI- *ZA WARUDO!*

Heck Gunderson saying "We live in a society" caught me off guard completely xD

The sync of the punches with the beat of the music is a testament to what makes this channel so freaking good

Dark souls pacifist when? I still remember that poll

Patrolling the mojave with nothing almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

I’m only 4 minutes into this video and all I can say is that it’s astoundingly well done.

“Only losers do drugs” *Run is only possible through drugs*

Normal parents: Everything has its weight, even you, my child Ymfah's parents: lol u thought

**Ymfah:** any gift **Also Ymfah:** choose "built to destroy" and "Logan's loophole" Make up your mind, damn it! (Yes, I know it was a DS char creation joke)

Your personality really comes through in that text at the bottom. You’re hilarious dude.

"Crazy man hopped up on all drugs imaginable murders all factions of New Vegas with just a machete."

Should I tell him about the van graff armor glitch

10:00 Mr house: *Sweats furiously*

"Need:turbo Get:Joshua Graham Kill:some tribals" Damn, my mans really out here *obtaining* Joshua Graham

Boomer guard: "Nobody is that fast!" Ymfah: *literally does timewarps*

Ulysses legit watched this man take a whole pharmacy of drugs before the fight

I appreciate how you synchronized the sfx for taking drugs to kill Benny with the Kirby music. I mean, you synchronized the whole fight but that part in particular was quite pimpin' imo the dichotomy between innocent Kirby and post-apocalyptic drug induced murderous vengeance.

>Godhand OST I see you're a man of culture as well.

16:35 wE lIVe In A SociETy

My heart breaks when waifu suit has 25 weight and you throw it away ;(

The ammount of talent invested on the making of this video is so epic that encourages me to face my real life fears

Edit idea: when you’re buying meds, “POTION SELLER, I AM GOING INTO BATTLE, AND I NEED YOUR *STRONGEST* POTIONS”

Literally minutes from going to sleep, and you post this. Never change, Ymfah, never change.

Man, your runs are legendary. They justify putting up with Todd Howard. Daggerfall when?

34:06 pre-cooked meal huh?

Hands down the best editing I've seen in forever. Snappy and funny and clever. Good shit.

Trying to use the bucket in the arena killed me lmao. All the cannibal shenanigans were also amazing. Thank you for another wild ride!

The amount of metal gear refferences in this video makes me happy

11:20 Now i understand why the courier is op He's DIO incarnate

imagine seeing this dude running towards you at the speed of sound and he hits you 100 times in 7 seconds with a dull machete

I'm going to use an expression they use in my country to describe this video: *B U E N A R D O*

You're one of the few RU-vid I click right away lmao, keep it up daddy OwO

This channel is so damn creative with its challenges, edits, and means of exploiting every intended and unintended facet of these games. Excellent work, ymfah.

This must have taken such a damn long time, not only playing but editing as well. It was very entertaining and the subtitles were hilarious. I enjoyed every second, thanks for making this!!

Stealth suit mk II - "Did i do something wrong?" Ymfah: you'r fat!

Despite my preference of dark souls over fallout games, this video right here is now my favorite one from your channel

A year later it’s still one of the funniest videos with the subtitles and the music

This is my favorite video on the internet. I've been coming back to it & watching it for years and will continue to for years hopefully. A masterpiece.

this video is great but I bet you don't get to the cloud district often

5:23 Boy i KNOW you did not just drink by mashing the interact button instead of holding it

Finally placed the song at 2:00. Took me too long and many vids. God Hand

You’re the main reason why I’m starting to play old games like this again, your contents are so fun to watch

The editing and music choice in your videos truly show you are destined for millions of subscribers. Keep up the great work man this is fantastic!

Morrowind video next please

16:33 We live in a society. Thought i was hearing things.

Whenever I'm sad I binge watch ymfah's videos and become God