How to Beat the EVIL SURGEON in "THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE" 

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"Don't ask strangersfor help without having a plan to kill them" Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

It’s easy, don’t trust someone who has a jawline that looks like a pentagon

As a woman, if I ever get stranded, I’d rather take my chances surviving on my own, then going to a random persons house, that’s how you get sex trafficked!

Because you watched: A Bug’s Life We think you’ll love: The Human Centipede

*Simple:* Don’t go into a stranger’s house. Especially if he looks like a mad scientist.

“If you were abducted and your mouth was sewed to another person’s *ss, what would you do?” Well that’s one hell of a way to start a video

The director of this film is actually a very good person and made us feel less bad about the horrible death of these people by making them braindead

In Finland if someone attacks you and you kill them you pretty much go to prison. So here it makes sense that you don't "finish the job"when trying to get away froman attacker. I was once attacked, a man tried to rob me and I managed to get away but was sued over hurting his leg in the process of trying to get away. Americans are lucky they can defend themselves without constant fear of procecution, as "running away"isnt always an option.

German here, the police wouldnt even need a warrant after all that."Gefahr im Verzug", which means something like imminent danger is a clause in german law, which authorizes police officers to enter your house without having to issue search warrants if a justified reason (endangerment of innocents or suspected destruction of evidence at a crime scene) is present. Thank you for your attention.

Fun fact: you *can* actually drive on a flat tire, just not for too long or too fast. They could still get a good way closer to society

Imagine acting in this as your debut and you immediately get blacklisted from all film

That's the thing I absolutely hate the most in movies. That they never finish the damn job and kill the bad guy. They stick a knife or scalpel in his leg once and try to run or crawl away, instead of taking it out and actually killing him. It annoys me so much

"Don't ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them" *This is one of the best piece of advice I have ever had*

"In every movie there is a scene were the characters hit rock bottom. In human centipede it was when those people signed on to be In that movie" -deadpool

They should have tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code.

17:45 a cop drove me to a gas station when I ran out of gas. I bought him a Powerade and he said no he had his own drink. But I noticed had no drink. I later found out it’s cops 101 you never accept a drink. Even though the seal was unbroken it’s still a good tactic

I like how it’s universally decided that this movie should never have seen the light of day

Is it just me, or does anyone else hate it when a horror movie relies _entirely_ on people being stupid in order for it to work? What happened to the good ones, where people are doing shit right and _still_ end up getting killed because the monster/psycho is just that much of a badass? Sure, people do stupid shit all the time, and I don't mind that happening in the movie as long as there are people also being smart, but to make that be the only way the movie can work at all? Like, in almost every scene? Really? It's movies like the aforementioned ones that make me cheer for the monster.

it’s insane to me that he managed to actually abduct 3 people

The only reason why i watch this channel instead of the movie it self its because i feel comfortable when there someone talking with me instead of alone

You know this is a good review when he starts by saying "Jesus christ what did I get into?"

I've watched this horrible movie with my girlfriend a few years ago. She was laughing, and I was about to throw up during half the movie. I guess one of us was more of a psychopath than the other.

“Don’t ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them” amazing advice I’ll be sure to use it

This movie is a lot tamer than what I thought it was (a terrifying lab experiment gone wrong that starts killing people)

This is the closest I’m going to be to ever watching this movie

Yah, this video never had a shot at monetization...

Everyone always talks about how this guy could escape any horror movie situation, but nobody talks about how overpowered he would be as a villain/psychopath 😮

As a german the scene with the old man telling them that he has a video of them was hella funny😂

I just appreciate the Japanese guy saying "I'm sorry" before shitting. He tried to hold it so long. He wanted to spare the poor girls the discomfort. Also, he's definitely the smartest one here. No doubt about it. The problem is that he's the smartest person in a group of morons. That doesn't get you too many points, buddy.

“How to beat the IRS in Tax Fraud” When?

The fact that they still went into his house after he asked if they were alone is shocking. Like that question is such a red flag.

I'n still convinced some dude's fetish and another dude's fetish made an unholy lovechild in the writing room and that's why the movie exists.

i understand: everybody in this movie is extremely stupid Edit: Seriously, 4.3k likes just for retelling what he´s alredy said in the video! nice

The most unrealistic thing about this movie is that two young women would accept a stranger's drink

Sounds like watching them fail so many times is worse than seeing their actual fate

These movies used to terrify me when I was younger. Now I work in the medical field and realize how out of touch it is with reality. It’s definitely still disturbing, but it’s reassuring knowing there’s little chance anyone would survive post-op due to sepsis, malnutrition, or the straight up STAPLES tearing open…

Body horror is the only genre that makes me think "humans shouldn't exists"

I'm more disturbed that someone thought of this idea, than the guy in the movie actually doing this..

"human centipede, only one mouth to feed" - tom cardy red flags

I just saw the red flags music video and knew what had to be done

"Don't ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them." Glad to see I'm not the only one.

This poor man had to watch this godamn movie,he deserves a sub at this point

22:20 was a bit unexpected I must say lol

In this situation I'd rather be the guy that was killed at the start

As a wise person once said “don’t be an idiot” and that’s how you survive the Human Centipede.

"it's insulin for my diabetes" "well we should inject it before you start passing out then, huh?"

Funnily enough, the RU-vid ad was actually for Vodafone - "Trust us to always keep you connected" 😅

This film simply exists to scar people's imaginations

Its actually comforting hearing that the surgery is reversible and the ending isn't a death sentence.

truck driver is lucky as hell

A flat tire in this situation isn’t the end. If you don’t know how to change it, instead of trecking into the forest to nowhere, slowly drive until you get to a lit gas station or public place where you can get help or at least have witnesses if something happens.

"dont ask strangers for help without having an plan to kill them" -/Nerd explains/ *Sun Tzu the (art of war)

I just had to add this really quick, it's something that has always bothered me. This dude was a doctor, he should've known this wouldn't work. Not even with two people. Once your body digests something, it takes most, if not all, of the nutrition out of it. The other people would die from malnutrition. Not to mention that trying to digest faeces would make you VERY ill.

bro turned a horror movie dat will traumitize u into a true comedy💀

So this is what the song red flags are about 😢

I will read both the Qur’an and the bible at the same time and drink 100 liters of holy water to forget about this movie

Fun fact: This movie was shot in Northrhine-Westphalia. Germany's most populated area. These guys were just meters away from some of the biggest cities in europe.

“you never want to wake up in a hospital bed…” i disagree, i can think plenty of.. “…but you NEVER want to wake up in a hospital bed in somebody’s basement.” ohh yeah that i agree with

Nobody in this movie is exactly the brightest tool in the happy meal.

Leaving your friend and finding help is definitely the smartest decision and it wouldn't even be selfish. By escaping and getting the police, she could have easily prevented the surgery, as Heiter wanted all three of them for the operation. The area also seems close enough to a town that police could probably be there within 20-30 minutes, which is not enough time for Heiter to catch her and do prep work for the operation. This girl made the worst possible decision at every turn

Why does this movie exist? When it could just *not* exist.

I like how he is also giving advice for the evil doctor

~human centipede, human centipede! the costume design was a high-light~

something that clears my conscious is knowing the actors are wearing plastic masks and aren’t actually sewn to someones ass

Easily the most frustrating"helpless" victims in a modern horror movie. They have multiple opportunities to kill their tormentor and seemingly insist on doing everything to prolong their torment.

There is always that part, as you mentioned, where you want to believe you're a bada** and could go toe to toe here and some can. Josef wasn't exactly an intimdating individual honestly... he was average height, average build, and old he could probably easily over power the girls (maybe, not 100% sure what his workout regime was) and he could have gotten the jump of Katsuro but I do think in a test of pure strength Katsuro and Josef are on even terms they're both ~about~ average it's just a shame that that he was making dumb decisions that forward the plot vs being an actual human being. I am going to ignore avoiding the situation in total because it would be easy to have said 'i'm not going here because shady party is shady' and that would be the end of it... no i'm going to focus on what I personally would do POST capture. First off I would have 100% undone the straps with my jaws because of how poorly they were done and my knowledge of those kinds of straps and the fact that the setup used there is for safety in avoiding situations like Gerald's Game... Josef effectively gave them the safe word version of bondage straps... which is dumb on him... but good for the victims. Now post freedom is where I differ from Lindsay... i'm a 6'2" 300lbs male and am semi-'trained' in combat due to having spent years as a bouncer for seedy clubs... frankly a good head butt, knee to the groin, and pressure to the neck once he went down would have sufficed. He more than likely wouldn't risk killing you since that'd mean he'd have to go find ANOTHER person which annoyed him the first time... he'd probably come at you with the sedative IF he had it otherwise you're looking at small cutting implements which just being mindful of can pretty much limit or negate the damage they might inflict... you'll probably still get cut but if you're smart you can/should limit that. Plus it didn't look like he had a whole lot on him at the time so since she wasn't fully sedated at all I wouldn't either so you just walk up behind him hoping to catch him off guard and just simply slam his head into the metal railing a few times... now if he DID see you that's when the scuffle from earlier would ensue... now is this the SMART option? No, but i'm not a runner i'm not fast but i'm big and I am strong so while running isn't in the cards for me a good old brawl with Mengele's cousin here is. I have fought guys bigger than him and I have won... so realistically I doubt i'd make it to this point though Heiter has proven to be dumb so maybe he would keep the bouncer in hopes of using him for his centipede and not just kill me. I don't know it's so hard to predict cause he phases in and out of competency which I feel is more the writers than the character.

The date started off so well Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life She was perfect from what I could tell How could I not see the dangers right in front of me My favorite food is fish (baby, that's my favorite too) I love cartoon dogs (baby, I love Scooby Doo) Hey girl, what's your favorite film? She said the best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called Human Centipede, Human Centipede I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Human Centipede, not ironically She said, costume design was a highlight I like it for the plot (tell me what the plot's about) German doctor sews three people ass to mouth (cool) Human Centipede, please God save me I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force" I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course" She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code Why are you blinking so much? (I've got something in my eye) Here, let me get it out (no thank you, I don't wanna die) Bonjour, sir was blinking at me, is this because your date is a freak? (No) Very good then, bon appétit Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love You could be my world, the love of my life One day we'll get married and be husband and wife With a tasteful ceremony at the wedding of our dreams Only if the wedding is themed, tell me what the theme's gonna be Human Centipede, Human Centipede That way we could save on the catering bill Human Centipede, only one mouth to feed If you are the best man, you know the deal, pucker up I can finally open myself up to love I can finally sew a mouth to a butt Human Centipede, Human Centipede

What I don't get is...a whole group of people got together and said "let's make this movie", and they agreed it would be a good idea. Then they told the people needed to produce and fund and film this movie..and they all said that would be a good idea let's do it. Then they found actors who presumably read the script and said that they wanted to be in this movie it sounds like a good idea...then all the people who watched it said "what's this movie about? Oh ok! Yeah that sounds great, I wanna watch that!" And then youtube says "hey, you should really watch this video about this really f'd up movie, it's great!" What the ....?

At first I thought this movie was about a scientist creating a hybrid using DNA of a human and a centipede. Now that I know what happens, I’m gonna go watch Nick jr for the next few years.

u can drive with a flat tire, its not ideal, itll damage ur wheels, ull have to go very slow and drive very carefully to not loose control, but you can drive

Im not usually a squeamish person, but the ice-cream while watching this was definitely a mistake.

Horror films relies on the victims with IQs equivalent to their age.

so many horror movies wouldn't happen if people just...stayed up until morning with their car doors locked😩

I saw the Red Flags song but gotta say I was not expecting this to be a real movie.

I swear this movie is the perfect example of everything that the human population has done wrong in life

I miss 2 hours ago when I didn't know this existed

This is the first movie that _actually_ made me sick.

Staying overnight in the car was the wisest decision they could've maked

The masterpiece of art called: Human Centipede.

I feel like nerd explains is slowly getting more and more fed up with people making bad decisions in horror movies

the truck driver was probably the luckiest

i always just heard about this movie so i got quit jumpscared by people talking german lmao

The date was going so well

Here's a way to reduce the risks of being abducted in the forest, take a train or travel on main roads. Though there is still a chance of being abducted.

I love how you not only tell ways to beat the villains, but also explain the whole movie. As someone who likes psychotic plots but doesn't have the guts to watch them, I really appreciate it.

“How to beat the human centipede” if someone asks “are you alone” always say no

he is like how to beat channel, very entertaining and I had nightmares watching the trailer of it 💀

"And remember: Don't ask strangers for help without having a plan to kill them" -Nerd Explains

Whoever made this should be on a watch list

I knew a mate in school who had a father who was a brain Surgeon. Although he wasn't fucked up he lived in a private estate and his house was massive with a pool spa baths a music room it was massive. Always was jealous of that mate.

the creator of this movie needs to be put on a list

''there are thousands of movies just like this blocked on netflix'' well let's keep it that way i don't want any film related to human centipide in my recomendations

"we need a search warrant" With THAT amount of evidence and the suspect clearly not being in his right mind, they really don't, at least not in Germany. There is enough evidence to assume that something shady is going on and they could have definitely arrested him and searched his house.

These videos are the best!!!!! I watch them before bed and have nightmares but who cares lol?!

The only thing that's scary in this movie are his cheekbones 💀

i would like to see a horror movie were the people are actually smart

The fact that she decided to come back to her friend was the worst idea she could have made, if she decided to run and managed to escape the forest she could have gotten help and the psycho doctor couldn't continue the surgery if she was missing because he needed 3 people for his surgery

Actually, we have two different emergency numbers in Germany: 112 is for the fire department and the ambulance and 110 is for the police.

i watched this movie back in middle school and it to this day is the only movie that has traumatized me and i refuse to rewatch it even if i’ve watched worse