How to Beat the FRACKING VIRUS in "CARGO" 

logic in this film is ducking stupid

@@DuckHeadWP after COVID I don’t think people are not this stupid

Its like people dont take virusses seriously.....

@@DuckHeadWP there is no logic in this film

Hahaha wtf yeah!😆

Uuuggghhhh raaawwwwhhh I'm busy in here!!!

It started even earlier than that. The guy that changed into the toilet zombie had a self entitled wife that refused to wear a mask to halt the spread of Covid-19. She already had HPV (human papiloma virus) and H1N1 from refusing to take precautions from previous outbreaks. The three viruses mutated together to become the hideous fracking virus. She then became a nasty snotty mess and bit her husband. He threw her out the window thinking she was crazy and she went off into Australia to spread the newly developed Fracking virus. The husband went to work thinking nothing of his future exwife but got sicker. He went to relieve himself to see if he would feel better and fully changed over on the toilet like Elvis dying on the toilet. The toilet zombie is born. The rest is history. As for the zombie wife he threw out thinking she was crazy, she went around spreading Fracking virus as well when she was picked up by someone thinking she was a hitchhiker. An especially grotesque mutation of Fracking virus that can spread with airborne sneezes, coughs, and close proximity will soon be spreading extremely fast. Australia is losing containment of it as the solders become sick with it or sick with Fracking and Covid-19. It is known as Covid-20. Another mutation has also been detected in its earliest stages where Covid-20 is being contained. It has been designated as, "Wildfire virus." it is supposed to be more contagious than Covid-19, Covid-20. The French are on the verge of a vaccine for Covid-20 and Wildfire. But they are running out of time. The Australians are extremely close to losing containment of Covid-20 and Wildfire.

@@indridcold8433 how long did that take

😂😂😂😂😂

@@davidlee7676 The wife became first contaminated shortly after Covid-19 went planetary from the Chinese wet bar slaughtering and serving the smuggled in Australian flying foxes. It was around the end of 2018. She was a sickly mess with HPV and H1N1 but too arrogant to get treatment nor take preventative measures to avoid the newly emerging Covid 19. The three viruses merged in her festering body to make the Fracking virus and that was when her husband threw her out after being bit. The wife was patient zero for Fracking virus, a hideous hybrid of HPV, H1N1, and Covid - 19. In the middle of 2019, she infected an isolated area in the middle of Australia with Fracking virus which went into further mutations due to the isolation. The DNA then went through more drastic mutations thanks to the undercooked bushmeat that was eaten with the older strain of Covid-19. The resulting hybrid of Covid-19 strain one, remerging with the fully formed Fracking virus, created the Covid 20 super virus in January 2020. In the middle of extensive study for vaccines, the french accidently created another mutation and named it Wildfire. Both Covid-20 and Wildfire are on the verge of escaping containment due to the ever weakening forces due to Fracking virus and Covid 19 strain 2. The French are very close to a vaccine for Wildfire. The CDC is working very closely with the french by satellite to contain the many deadly outbreaks. Doctor Edwin Jenner and his wife are working on Covid-20 and Wildfire. The French are working on Fracking virus and Wildfire. The planet is on the edge of a complete economic, logistical, health, and communication collapse. The viruses are nearly out of control and about to escape containment worse than anything H1N1 and Covid-19 strain 1 ever did. I have heard terrifying testimonials of the effects of Wildfire. It is even worse than Fracking virus. Power grids in many nations have already had small outages. Water purification facilities are shutting down everywhere distributing contaminated water that is making people very ill with diseases lost to antiquity like dysentery, gastroenteritis, and bubonic plague. Cities in the Untied States of America in California, New York, Florida, Southern Texas, and Washington are slowly collapsing due to illnesses not even related to Fracking virus, and Wildfire. Covid-19, H1N1 are ravaging the populations there due to there being not enough healthy people to run water purification plants causing more spread of disease. If Fracking virus and Wildfire virus make it to any of those areas in the United States of America, the entire Western hemisphere will collapse within three months. This is all being kept very quiet but listen to shortwave radios of places that have already gone satellite communication quiet, telephone, and radio silent. They fear for their lives and are calling for help! Their internet has been down seemingly intensionally right before all of this started happening. What are the governments trying to keep quiet? Make a food and water cache before it's too late. Have a remote site to go to that nobody else knows about and stock it with food weapons first aid, and water. Have your vehicle running in top shape and put all terrain tires on it and be ready. The final collapse could happen at any ti...

Because it's a movie

Cause humans in movies have half a brain cell

Because of people like Kay.

Essential fluids

Cuz they were dumbasses and lied to their partners about not being bitten

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@@backstabber040399 hahahhahahahahh

More like lying to your significant other because you think she is too weak to handle the truth.

The best a man can get, right

Except once they find out, she will try to convince them she got attacked by the lochness monster

@@bopcrop1228 or a dog

Yes

EXACTLY

@@bopcrop1228 Jim from TWD lol

to be far some zombies are actually strong depending on what movie (or show) your watching / book your reading / game your playing.

@@lightlylemony Yeah, the wwz zombies would be difficult because you can't make camps.

@@ilikestew5719 WWZ Zombies and Left 4 Dead's virus are the worst ones out there.

@@emiliomarbanjr or halos flood virus which is probably the worst zombie like parasite or whatever

@@brianlin5636 laughs in call of duty zombies

Wild 💀😭😂😅

Random ass tribe with only weak hand held weapons: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

I would go “nuclear time!”

@@bashfulbreloom9294 WWZ. Battle of Yonkers.

My money is on all the rednecks instead of the military in a zombie apocalypse.

Idiot, infected in early symptoms not infect others

Goddamn zombie movies…

it's "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."

sssddf safsda Thanks dude

Can I teleport bread?

low dilemma I have done nothing but infect others for 3 days

Yes! The meme will never die

It australia everything will kill the zombies

Zombie koalas

@@m.valley3782 terrifying and cute

nice profile pic :)

@kijabba baby I'm aware hahaha

Hey Andy prolly woulda forgotten his child existed if she didnt write that

"SAVE HER"*

Well she's a zombie and she just gotten into an accident. You can't really fault her for thinking about her kid instead of offing herself

Truer words have never been spoken

Yes except the phone one lol you can call someone and tell them you lost your phone from someone else’s phone but I get what you mean 💀

@Death Is A Doorway Microwaves do not change anything about the food expect the temperature

literally every single insult you used is stolen

@Memories of the Future lol it doesn’t change the molecular structure it just vibrates the water molecules. Try microwaving something extremely dry, it won’t even really warm up

I feel like zombies would be fast like in zombieland

@Blokky I hope but I feel like fast zombies are more realistic than night of the living dead

Zombie apocalypses are easy if you know what to do

@Tatli Kanci İle #RamazanÖzel well a true zombie virus is unlikely. A rabbies virus like in 28 days is far more likely.

@@BigYosh fast zombies generally mean the undead eventually just run their legs into the ground and decay. Slow zombies are generally more realistic as once a the host is dead they start to decay and their bones essentially fail making them basically 0 threats.

Her greasy crusty cheesy lips

She had too much honey 😔

@@oh.cool_a.pansexualgacha.6854 dont trust the bees 😂

She rubbed Cheeto cheese on her probably

How does he get bit with all that weird stuff on her

Thank you, she explained it in the movie but this dikcheez said "that's why you're culture's obsolete". Fk that.

@@lilgorgo My eyes WIDENED when he said that. Like... he may not believe in spiritual medicine but damn.

I mean if you hit the right spot maybe

@@Turbuggy in Australia that's like the equivalent of calling a black American a ni**a. Very touchy subject here

@Dog Sweat whatever, conquistador 🙄 it's a spiritual practice not medicinal but given your hot imperialist take I care not at all what you think about it

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one

I read this it said it

LOL

Damn right

Nah it's 18:44

True true. Also im finding it really weird seeing my name in comments 😃

@@Rdrozie your name is rosey?

@@deadchannel5557 Rosie*

@@deadchannel5557 but yes :)

@@Rdrozie I’m watching sweet house, it’s a nice movie. You should watch it to

His wife woulda still been alive had he told her about the zombie

@@ingamingpc1634 Exactly. The best a woman can get is a partner that doesn't lie to her about potential risks in the zombie apocalypse because he knows he's just done something really stupid and wants to hide it.

@@reaganb2799 same with her she shouldhave told him she was going to go to the boat

@@goosesayshonk1381 why? She was trying to surprise him and had literally just been told it was safe.

@@reaganb2799 they both get an F

6:32

Lmao

Thx for liking

shit I just made the same comment lol

😂😂😂

My husband says to turn off ac/heater too but Idk if it really works

@@rachelpierce3515 It does.

nice pfp

This is the stupidest actions i've ever seen in any zombie movie, ngl

I love watching zombie movies but I'm definitely skipping this one.

@@izumiruki it's actually a pretty good movie dude, worth a watch

@@ReptilianConman lmao

i guess that's the point of the movie.

True

@@lka04 I guess that means every case of bad writing can be excused with the cheap ass "WeLl ThAtS tHe PoInT oF tHe MoViE"

@@greggaygayakutami1402 not always, thats why i said "i guess". i dont know if they really did that on purpose, im just guessing.

Edward Webber it actually wasn’t, they only made one mistake, and that was his wife going back to the boat for wine. They tried everything, were practical, he was prepared, and in the end, he left his daughter with an indigenous community who knew how to manage the virus. They did everything right, the movie is just kicked off by one unfortunate event. I suppose you could say taking his infected wife with him was a mistake, but let’s be honest, he had no way of knowing what would happen. She would have been one for another day if she wasn’t impaled by that branch (speeding up the process, because she died). If anything, this is one of the most well thought out zombie movies. Compared to nearly every other viral apocalypse/ infection/ mass sickness movie, the characters were actually sane and did the right thing. The boat was genius too, using the water as a natural barrier from the illness. I don’t think you can judge a guy because he wanted some wine, years after the whole fucking world ended

Except it's not endless and you can't live of fish alone.

@@projectpitchfork860 Yes you can. I survived dehydration by drinking fish blood alone.

@@kpsiex mmm excellent food source

I wonder if it would be safe to eat the fish though, who knows what’s in the water, though I suppose it is flowing/not stagnant water, so idk

They suck at fishing like they suck at not making shit decisions

People seem to think that they are immune to reality.

yeah

True lol

sixty nine likes lmao

And lack a brain

If people saw horror movies we would all survives

Underrated

Haha I love this

Lol no way one of those zombies would catch a kangaroo. My sister’s dogs can’t even catch up to a kangaroo.

Tf lol

@Vidas Šurkus decaying ones

why tf are you in a car with a zombie?

It is cuz it is not USA

@@xadielplasencia3674 Facts

I mean Australia is definitely better at handling pandemics than the US..

Kiyohshi not only that but let’s say this military place is armed and they all know the virus’ symptoms and they all have guns and these wrist watches, meaning this disease has been going on for a while. Whatever semblance of government would not be overrun. Somehow I feel like they might have more than enough bullets to take down even the whole population of Australia not to mention the many civilians already doing that and ending their own lives. I think the whole “base is overrun” thing is such a bad trope. They definitely would be more than capable

@@zappiestlynx9567 I agree, humans are not that good with virus, but we can definetly take care of stupid infected people if we can kill them (wich is basically a zombie)

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Eat what?

DAMNNNNNN

Meet the pyro

Bruh

Honestly they're both infected with stupid virus

Same here

Yea honestly she is stupid, but the husband is worse. He is the one that convinced her to not kill herself and put her in the same car with their baby

Wackkery how so?

Nugget did you literally not watch the movie

Scribblenauts just went on a whole another level.

@@_Cleveland_ hahahaha

Cleveland Brown coming from my mind

There had to be someone making money off of those things. Cause some cyanide pills or something would be a fuck lot cheaper and easier to make than a single use disposable pen spike.

fracking terrifying*

im imagining me getting stung by a bee and doing this cuz im allergic and stupid

6:34

When was the last time you used epipen on your forehead?

@@user-nh7cy1vm2i you wouldn't use it on your forehead. you would use it on your leg because you thought it was an epipen.

It would hurt a lot but not kill bc it goes in your leg

They were definitely from Florida

Bot

@@slendercnpsucks.gocryabout3984 you rn 🗑

How dare you, us Florida folk would never. *sweats nervously*

@@memecollector1238 wait isn’t the movie in Australia?

Oh gods, did it have toes too!?!

@@AmaryInkawult Oh, God FORBID the toes!

Just saying Andy’s name should’ve been Fred...

@@mrskywars1237 Scooby”Ruh-ro Shaggy:zoinks Velma:jinkys Daffnie:jeepers Fred:FUUCKKKKK

FHACK

Dude..watching this movie was like a torture , i nearly scream a few times watching the guy doing stupid shit

The current coronavirus pandemic has shown that a lot of people, especially Americans and the 'civilized' worlds, make a lot of dumb decisions, despite advise against them by officials. Yeah if there's to be a zombie outbreak, it would happen similarly to zombie movies because people are fucking dumb.

AQHackAQ couldn’t of said it better

It is overall a really good movie but how both parents get infected is SO DUMB, they both were SO STUPID, when I re-watched it I just skipped to after the car crash.

@@AQHackAQ you do realize that many are considered dead not BY the virus but related to it. Some people hace never got it yet are said to have died because of it or have a relation to it.

Same-

Sameee

Bullshit not FUCK!

Same 🤣

Sosage

All the animals would eat them lol

And the humans are dumbsr

@@bubbletea7771 🙄👏....👏. Unless you're an Aussie, stfu. Only we can call each other dumb👌🏻. We live alongside the deadliest animals in the world..we can't be that braindead

@@nelliesilvers1210 didn't mean the Australians just the people in the movie in general. As I see the stupid mom isn't even Australian. Get ur facts right

@@bubbletea7771 "Get your facts right"😆. I read WHAT you wrote exactly HOW you wrote it. I got my facts from you🤷🏻‍♀️.

Or if he was honest about how dangerous the boat was, she could have gone with a weapon like a folding chair.

@@Jaypes1 yeah i was angry when the father didn't warn his family.

Oh my god this movie is soooo stupid

@@avanhubertgesta3486 dude, he got everything important from that boat. he couldn't knew that his wife is that stupid to leave his daughter at the boat with only the sleeping dad, while searching for a razor for her husband on that boat where the dad got everything important... but well the dad isn't that smart either

@@Jaypes1 lol yep the folding chair would have literally saved her dumbass 🤦🏻‍♀️ I know they have to have characters that are stupid to be able to make these movies but I mean come on. This is just unacceptable already lol

thank you for sharing that! I was a little confused by that scene but it makes more sense now

Yeah I was confused to, i at first thought that she was trying to oof even though she wasn’t infected, thx for clearing it up

stop

🙏🏽

Mostly Aboriginal women when in mourning or ‘sorry business’ hit there heads with a rock to show how much sorrow they are in from losing a loved one or losing someone from there community. And at 19:40 - 19:45 She talking about when her physical wound heals the wound in her heart from her father dying will heal too.

Tbh if you look at it that way it makes sense or becuaseo she grew up with it

@@bubbletea7771 oml that kinda makes sense

No I think the virus is only spread through bites. She was never bit. So she's not infected.

Time to season you Littl timmy

Maybe because she is to young and her brain hasn’t developed enough yet?

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Sounds like someone’s never seen Rec. (Look up “dead meat rec kill count”)

the m3lon8r one two three or four?

Vrtiiska one and two because those ones are the 100% found footage style ones

@@them3lon8r72 I JUST FINISHED THE REC KILL COUNTS LMAO

Right that’s what I was thinking

Same

If he’s writing the script?

@@FCLT23 actors can make or suggest small changes in script for their style, I doubt someone would actually care to name the baby rosie

Dark fake Im aware they can but that saying if they allow it Quinton Taratino doesn’t let anyone change anything he wrote, it stays that way but saying he’s picking rosie in every script is kinda far fetched haha

Smart

Bonk

True, many tribes did this in a way to feel the same pain their loved ones did

thats clever... lol

Neat

when you don't realize the goddamn door was jammed

@@duckduck5910 Break window open. Not hard.

or he could've just used the auto injector quickly to kill his zombified wife or any sharp object on his person, then reach for the backseat to get his baby. Fucking steps, andy. If you're going to do an action, then plan it out like an intelligent being

His wife woulda still been alive had he told her about the zombie

Never trust anybody who calls a baby a youngling

Hey man Australia lost to emus

@@EvilRedDynamo XD

You forgot that these same zombies lost with more zombies to some brave Tribe without firearms

@@EvilRedDynamo Are you comparing some pesky zombies to indestructible machines of death?

hey man , its a zombie apocalypse horror movie. World War Z was better than this but was still kind of dumb

Or a safety razor. Even a straight Razor

lmaooo right

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Yep, a lot of his commentary concerning the Aborigines (not "Aboriginals") was ignorant and insensitive.

Not to mention suggesting their culture is obselete. Gross as fuck.

@@taffles4203 Yes, that was a real clanger.

@@Mandobird1 I did a double take. Honestly could not believe someone would say that about one of the oldest surviving civilisation on earth with a rich culture. Couldn't be me...

@@taffles4203 Also, one of the points of the movie is that new and advanced technology is a two-edged sword, that can easily destroy humanity, so one shouldn't develop a fetish for it. The Aborigines were seen to be coping with collapse far better than European Australians because they could fall back to a simpler level of technology, that's been proven by the test of time (40,000 years).

I’ve seen it I believe it has some flaws but it is an overall decent movie

I think it's a somewhat realistic movie following really dumb, ordinary people. It's literally a what not to do during an apocalypse guide.

So a horrer movie

lol even the aborigin people are 10 times smarter than them

Plot

Well in a apocalypse cannibalism is always a option

Deliciously

@@his-sa-yots2692 in any situation cannibalism is a good option

@@banh8488 well that is true

Nah, too much fat

details or it didn't happen

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Learn Tawheed :)

@@lavapirana6070 not one but two. I'm with him

@@Rahul-xf8yy three

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Gilette's new motto is rather specific

Lol I remember watching a zombie movie with my gf. She got upset when I told her to off me if I get bitten

​@@nrose168i hope that's an ex now lol

Horror is about dis-empowerment. Making the protagonist feel weak. Best way to do that to a white male is making him care for something that's hard to protect. Like a little baby.

for added anxiety and dumb choices

ur meant to care more about a baby/pregnant woman. But tbh, would care more if it was a pregnant dog. Only the darkest films kill dogs, let alone puppies

Stress and pressure.

in media about an apocalyptic event that threatens humanity, children often represent the next generation and the overall survival of the human race

You should never ever consider disrupting the toilet zombie

Probably. But they were both stupid as crap, so they probably would have died some how.

Do you not realize that Rosie is an infected baby but the infection happens after puberty so Rosie:I feel weird A girl:what is it Rosie:*flails around and make gurgle noise*

@@Syncopated_ true

You were an idiot for not wanting to fill up just to be safe5

@President Panda you do relaise just cuz thats how you say it in your country it doesnt mean thats how you only say it so hes saying it correctly so stop correcting uim

@President Panda welp that makes sense guess i was wrong

@@loveislove2359 I kno m8 hahaha

Gotta play safe next time lesson learned

It's harder than youd think when your a human being and it's someone you love

@@bexeydove1441 Got to do what you got to do

bexey dove me: *laughs in single*

@@bexeydove1441 Doesn't Metter if it's a person you love or not if they are screwed and there's absolutely nothing you can do It's time to ditch them and if it's me who is screwed I'm ditching so I don't harm any of them.

@@asandax6 Yep. I'd take a sharpened stick and go outside and try to take out as many zombies as possible and at a minimum lead the zombies away from live humans while shouting dont come over here I am zombie and possibly break into buildings to take supplies and move them in to easier to access locations for actual humans to take later.

It's Australia after all

Oh god all of Australia is already infected

elektron117 bet me to it

What's next the fucking virus?

@@TVChanMcfatty lol or sucking virus

The mirror fishing road was smart. But the rest off those people wouldn't survive 2 days

This section has the most exotic names wtf

Dont breath

@@ranium6149 well actually yeah, don’t breathe around infected without a mask because if they cough the saliva could get into you and can infect you too since the virus in the movie is spread through bodily fluids

Ayuwoki lol that game is fun

Exactly

Also dumb how they camp that near the boat too

@elite captain FEARLESS SOLARIS ZEUS ayuwoki horror game, basically youre in michael jackson's house and he cant see you but can hear you

Considering the wife is that stupid, she'd probably still go inside.

@bobwatters It's a frakking shit show.

Very true.

the only thing depressing about this movie is the writing

@@HorsiMusic cause they stole the premise from a short film by the same name and tried to stretch it into hours lol

he will get them he got 150k new subs in 3 months

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Ik you dont care but... 1000 like

But you never know if hes infected....

@WhatsGoingOn wtf

Now someone finally uses this meme template

Cupa?