How To Make A Slow Car Fast For FREE! 

*CLARKSON!*

Toyota Auris, preferably red or blue :)

Nothing parties like a rental!

... in the world!

Oh jezza

Also hole in the front of the jeans

@@darbro7562 It's a speed-hole :-)

@@darbro7562 thats why you noticed it?

@@bigbadcivic2 low key bro

🤣 🤣 🤣 The sandals

I don't think alot of people need Top Gear anymore. It's more a need for the Grand Tour :)

Assuming they didn't get pulled over on the way there.

haul it :)

@Honda 250R Insurance would be the issue

@Honda 250R yeh i agree, I'm being boring here but just that nobody would insure a car with no doors or body panels Haha.

John McMahon.. fyi my ae86 weighs about 860kg, with a full rollcage. So there are plenty of cars that are light and have mot and doors.

Hehe yeh its basically the same title as well. The MCM titles > "Make Your Car Faster For Free " "Make Your Slow Car Fast"

Fuck you beat me to it lol

i came here to say this lol

Haha was literally about to do this

and Hoonigans Crown Vic Drag Car

Are you talking about the car or his jeans 😂

Kevin Hibbard you don’t have to worry about putting it back together! Seized bolt? Break it!

@@captainhellhound7451 mostly just not having to pay attention to how it goes back together and where haha

yeah you get to have fun tearing and smashing it apart destructively, whereas if you had to put it back together you have to carefully remove each part with the proper tools and without damaging them

Just so you know mate, I gave you the 222nd like there!

@@macnerd93 it's actually not that bad, it's low price, reliable and has good mpg, almost everyone thinks it's ugly and all but I find it quite pretty

My favourite part

Bromance... 😆😆😂😂🤣🤣

@Eamaples Umm... maybe they ran the car and then he guessed 😂 because you know RU-vid is all about being honest 😝

He has driven on that track a million times. Of course he had a good idea of the time. This is not Illuminati confirmed it's nothing.

Nah, he cheats😂

Or he counts himself

And took her for a "ride"

He did say cum on Stacy

Alex ain't that big...

Actually these were built in the Netherlands. And it's a Renault gearbox. They are pretty fun to drive and I have to admit very reliable.

@@polenit6390 Gareth showing off his dude parts at 8:27 :-S

indeed it is

Brilliant idea!!!!!!!

Steven Toms fuck yeah!!!

Yes, i agree

What about.... ... a stripped Caterham?? :D

Actually it's where most of mine rip

polytv123 it’s designer lol

@@douglaspealing5608 same 😂

Of course you wouldn't know how common that is 😂

Got the OHS Sandals.

noo, can't unsee

And in the thumbnail 😂😂😂

Wait 'till you get to around 9 minute mark 😂😂

Why would u be looking at that part😏

Noticed at like 0:21 when he steps away from the car

The whole project DID go silent. Maybe he crashed it.

I'm a subscriber to a channel named Hubnut. It showed up at a car show a month ago or so and Hubnut was there filming his video on the show in general. So it appears to have been successful.

I believe that they are done projects, they move on to make more episodes. Like they don't make more episodes of the shart kart in the hoonigans.

@Polecat71 he sold it a good while ago

There is new stuff comming soon according to Alex's Instagram But it is gonna take time apparently.

God NO, BBC will just destroy everything they touch

And the guys at carwow.

This would be horrendous.

Better than top gear, the format is dead.

No, top gear can’t be replaced, but these guys are too good anyways

At least he combined open toe sandles with using a sledgehammer for manpoints.

Wtf thanks for making me look at ripped crotch 🤢 Didn’t notice it before

@@IntenseVLT haha my bad, I saw because of a comment too, just sharing the love

Uniform of a toff x soyboy

I don't think the word "taste" can even be used here

Jan-Britz Du plessis Yep.

Yes

Yeee

is that supra

no dasa mk4 idot 😤😤😤

Mitsubishi actually did that with something called 'RVR hyper sport' by putting a evo 3 drivetrain in it.

roshan chitan yes, that was amazing

roshan chitan damn didn’t knew. Imagine that elevator pitch

Car Throttle be like: *Observe*

You can drive almost any car to 100 mph if you want to lol

not bad, good soize

Right lol. I deleted my ac for that reason

@@46Savage I took the frame out of the rear seat cushion though my children are butt hurt, but it was 15 pounds.

@Elliot Rodger yup thats the best way to reduce your carbon footprint and your lap times!! 😆😆😉😉😍😍

@Elliot Rodger surprised to find someone who agrees with me here but to continue the point... Another issue no one talks about is overpopulation... Well...we already hv 7.5 billion ppl on the planet! most scientists agree ~2 billion is the carrying cap of humans... with respect to all other sentient beings. We are way over carrying capacity.... besides latest ipcc report says we only hv 10 yrs to stop runaway climate chaos! Meaning if we all dont change our lifestyles everyones kids are fkd! You know I already decided Not to hv kids! Having one kid is a lifetime of carbon emissions! And if your kids have kids that multiple generations... So 2 billion is a cap considering all earths species, with regard to habitat and space needed for survival. For example wolves need about 100acres of land each, for hunting/survival. On avg they generally run 20-35miles per day!! And thats just one animal... with habitat destruction, human sprawl and hunting/trapping, animals have less and less areas to survive. Thats why most are going extinct today. Very last white male rhino died last yr! Many shark species are considered extinct today cuz of shark fin soup fishing. N America used to hv about 60million buffalo... now we have like 31,000. We shot them all to destroy native americans' main food source! There are pics of stacked piles of buffalo bones 2 stories high... humans destroy everything!!! Everything! Not even exaggerating! N america used to look like yellowstone nat park.... all of it!! Moose, big horn sheep, elk, deer, wolves, buffalo, bald eagles, all kinds of hawks, bears everywhere, mtn lions, honey badgers, river otters, wolverines, etc etc. Why do u think thousands of ppl travel to yellowstone every yr. Cuz thats one of the last few places u can see animals living in the wild and not in a fuking tiny cage at the zoo!!! 7.5 billion humans on the planet! 7.5billion... estimated less than 10k chimpanzees!! Seriously we dont need any more human babies... Watch "Sir David Attenborough on Overpopulation" on RU-vid ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JRPmLWYbUqA.html

Elliot Rodger Not in NY

Could be a hundred in that gear.

Häijy Velho I reckon Gareth is at least 100kg just thanks to those guns!

@@LandofBobiness Well, yeah, that too! But I estimated he'd be around 90, depends a lot on his height I guess.

@@haijyvelho He's going to be more than 90kg, I'm slightly shorter and in reasonable shape (ie. no beer gut) but nowhere near as bulky as Gareth and I'm 94kg. I'd expect he's over 100kg

Alex 3rd launch was his best, he bogged down in the first and the second was a bit weak so that also factors in.

@@Yikerr Trike with a spare :)

That's one way to go out with a bang lol

@@Jake-kj6zr its not possible unfortunately im pretty sure your car has to be street legal to drive on the touristenfahrten

@@luisurbanipinto4081 I'm sure as long as it's safe enough you can race on it. Touring cars are allowed

*Yes* (Ja) *it‘s* (es ist) *in* (in) *Germany* (Deutschland) 👍🏼

@@luisurbanipinto4081 i dont see why it wouldnt be....😀

"almost"

@TheNoobGamer Lol

@@crabrangoon2493 lol

@@movi_95 lol

@@mariozavala842 lol

they pulled off the radiator fan so going for another lap actually Kris the engine cool

dont forget the dashboard

I still don't quite get this, they're talking about removing weight yet they left the engine in... the heaviest part....... :/

Yeah there were another 20-30kg to save there

And the entire dash ....

@@Adamadam-tc1qg dont forget the suspension and wheels

And ethan😂

Really hard as you would have to drive the exact same route with the camera car two times. Great idea though.

@@Animaduniversum I'm talking about the "finish line" just to see the difference in the end, which is the only thing that really matters when trying to show the actual time difference between each run

This isn't forza

@@nicovanduin1553 hey, how bout u stop being childish? The guys who make these are definitely capable of doing it, just fucking keep a camera steady in a tripod at all times, and then putt together all clips where the vehicle crosses the line, when put together it looks doppo, and it's quite ez to so, besides that fuck Forza, it's way too arcady, and there's way too many 12 yo playing it.

That went from positivity to hostility instantly.

I thought the same... why remove the roof panel?

It looked like it only weighed a few kilos. Thin as foil

Game Racer said no one ever

Said a lot of people actually. Quick cars

alex mclean it would be something different and fun 😀

My friend got a micra super s. 1.3L engine, primera disc brakes stock, stripped interior, straight pipes and the springs are long gone. It's the most fun car I've ever driven

I had a 1993 1.3 3 door micra, that thing was faaaast!. Great gear shift and easy to fix when anything went wrong. Handled poorly though, but with abit of work it could kill quite afew warm hatches on circuit. And on motorway it often surprised people in fancier looking larger engined clios etc. 114mph top speed.

I had an Uber driver once coming back from O'Hare and I said to myself if I survive this he's getting 5 stars guy was flying :)

JEZZA!!!

I've once been in the car back from a night out in town, 3am maybe, driver doing at least 60 in a 30... Simply changes into the wrong lane to avoid the speed camera 😂

Ben Par facts my mailman’s screeched his tired multiple times

Ben Par Them UPS vans are no yoke😂

Im still waiting too😢

@Big Ounce Alex and In particular Gareth are fairly muscular, they are in decent shape and have a lot of muscle and muscle weighs a lot.

But he is like 3ft

4. blow up the engine

What if mom had a sex change would you still ask him?

1: ask mom for money 2: get nitro 3: strip car 4: cut parts of cabin you don't need (parts behind you) 5:have fun

@genuis of the game it's really not

Nos. Always Nos.

andy white I'd be amazed if that still goes ahead, especially with HSUK. If it does the comments will be savage lol

They’re waiting for parts

@@shaunhuggins could have made the parts by now let alone ordered them

probably still inspecting all the fake parts installed on it

PT82 what’s HSUK?

Phil update anyone?

weight reduction i guess every little helps

It's a speed hole.

@@ragingfred DAT AERO THO

I really do. They're very robust

Just don't hurt yourself, the rigidity of the thing was totally gone. :)

Other way around. -3000 and alot of weight added

Straight piped 4 bangers 😂

Usa says yes

the backbox doesnt reduce emissions, just noise. thats what the cats for. removing it may unleash a couple of ponies and make it sound faster

Stupid comment from the uninformed. Welcome to the internet .

Did yall know that a stock Exhaust with mufflers weight very very much

Hi Prius owner ;)

THE WOLF lol ,you can see it in the thumbnail

Gay

2:24 is even better

Ultimate flex

THE WOLF did u notice this while looking at the bulge

0BlaiddDrwg0 You need to shave off 1800 kg. According to Einstein, if you have zero mass, you always travel by the speed of light as a default speed.

I saw a video of a guy with an e46, if I remember correctly. Stripped the interior, about 300 lbs and was .8s faster i think.

Don't forget to be original, Lu. That means don't type any word that has been typed before, don't sing along to a song because it's already been sung, etc

And Hoonigan at one point

Zack E reported and banned

@@Zak-ob5ze lol

@@absolutebollocks2258 hot rod did It years ago guys, its not an original concept and cant be lol doesn't mean its not fun

I second that!

They won't care, it's less to replace/fix ;)

Who states mods to their insurer lol ive got a full v8 swapped 400hp mustang. Insurance thinks its a v6 lol

@@46Savage That's illegal

Not the engine mod, just you need to state it to the insurer, as otherwise you are technically breaking the law (in the UK at least)

@@46Savage savage ahaha but they wont pay if you crash tho

Chris Evans Top Gear was better than Top Gear now, bring back Joey and Evans