Humans Will Mate Any Alien They Want And Not A Single Thing Will Stop It | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story 

My only criticism is that making the aliens sound more alien would help in identifying who is talking.

Who else was here for the thumbnail

I expected a silly story about humans banging every alien species they come across, being seen as incurable horndogs by the rest of the galaxy. Instead I got a story about warcrimes. That AI took a hell of a turn.

Me, after the first eight minutes, "Well, it wouldn't be the first war in human history that started because someone couldn't keep it in their pants."

LOL the aliens found the concept of Jesus to be ridiculous yet they worship a giant turtle in the sky that keeps the universe in balance

If there's a hole it's a goal

This hits hard. Brings out old memories of past deployments

One moment the narrator is an alien talking about humans, then he’s a human, then alien, then human. I am so confusededed.

Never underestimate a human’s curiosity.

The thumbail has got to be the most cursed for an HFY story. It might be the only cursed thumbnail to exist. 😂

"HOW!? How do they do this with every damn species they find?!"

can confirm, soldiers often have issue with 'snarky cynics'. Whether its the media the brass or the politicians. ;)

Not going to lie in the end where it was no good or bad sides, with the way the story went and what was said humans were the most bad. Tbh if humanity sent a delegation to deal with the very first situation which caused the issue which in real life they would. Nothing in this story would have happened, ngl the priest who threw the man out of the tree was in the right. What kind of peeked my curiosity in the story was the fact that humans acted more like a bunch of fat boys more so than soldiers and leaders. Straight up sounds like starship troopers by the bugs are f***able.

They should have called it The Adultery War. :P

It was only a matter of time until I heard a human HFY sex story.

Thank you for making a video on my story

70’s Central America. Names changed to protect the guilty.

Captain Kirk and Riker know. 👌🏻🗿🍷

Man we are reaching levels of horniness that would make Slaanesh proud.

The mistakes the A.I. reader makes can be rather amusing. I am hearing the name of one ET species as "snarconics", and the text says "narcotics"...perhaps these aliens are addictive? LOL

He suicide bombed the local armor with a pillow?

this channel owner felt too hard for the ai hype lol

Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang ok...

Finally, some actual HFY, emphasis on the "F"

Oh that thumbnail! 😍

Only thing missing is a reference to black and tans, the rising of the moon, and St.Patrick

The story goes from teacher. To student. To book. To memory from a soldier

Me on Kurtz introducing my snake wife to J-Man the son of God.

Oy! Terry Pratchett’s Atuin the World Turtle might have something to say about A2. 😂😂

Ah yes. Humanity being hornballs start a war. Seems accurate

jumps around too much

because humans throw things.

This is the largest mess of a rebellion I've ever heard.

The subtitles need some manual editing (!!!!!). Painfully bad. I gave a downvote.

I used to ride my motorcycle from Schofield Barracks to Barbers Point and there was a sign that said sailors go home, stop stealing our women and buying our weed. The response was roughly they didn’t want either the women, Thai stocks were cheaper. Wish I had stopped to take a picture…..

All this because we clappin some alien cheeks! 😆

This is one of the most convoluted and mixed up stories that I’ve ever heard. The jumping around, what I presume were dates, was more confusing than anything. Like I said this was the worst story that I’ve ever had the misfortune that I’ve ever come across.

Reading the headline, I thought this was about Captain Kirk.😁

The cover picture is amazing

Sometimes in war there are obvious bad guys.

Rule 34 😂

Aliens, Humans, Love them all ❤

... Well the title isnt wrong

I could have watched the news and got the same kind of story.

The story was entertaining. ~ But it sounds both sides were just too drunk and stupid.

I like these SciFi channels, but I wonder if there are similar channels for other genres. Does anyone know of any? (I've mostly subscribed to SciFi ones)

I too found the captions incorrect.

YES YES FINALLY, I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!!!

As a human i can verify the thumb nail is true because if we do kill or eat it were gunna fuck it

Expecting HFY... found YFH.

As we always say: If there is a hole, there is a goal

Alien foggy dew?

I got x-com 2 viper flash back 😉

Glacier

6:41 Oh hes fucked

ah hell nah

What is up with the filter that adds the appearance of dust to the video?

Someone took some real life stories of probably middle-east tragedies and turned it into sci-fi. Good old social commentary if nothing else. Not exactly "fun" but interesting.

Most of the subtitles in this video were misspelled. NOT THE 1ST TIME EITHER!

ugh...

Remember if there is a hole there is a goal!

This is so confusing and hard to follow

Y'all need to work on punctuation and pacing, especially between sentences. And pronunciation; sometimes y'all mispronounce the most obvious of words.

Every race? Species might be a better word.

Wow. That was awful. AI was horrible.

If there's a hole there's a goal.

@29:25 The humans only violated women "above the age of 18." Oh! Well. . . then they behaved like perfect gentlemen. WTF!!!

The human’s decision in this story doesn’t flow for me, doesn’t make sense.

What the heck is this mess?!? No plot, no continuity, no characters to keep track of, no theme, no sense of story. Utter drivel. Rip it apart and start over from the outline, man. Gotta clean this bucket of slop up.

I have never heard of many of the word you pronounced very wrong.

So many time skips and skips to different places you cant follow the story anymore.

too much rape not really my thing

Pacing, punctuation, and pronounciation makes this channel seem like AI narrator content. All too common in the HFY youtube genre these days. If you're using an AI voice actor, by all means do so, but please make it clear that that's what's going on. College being pronounced as collage over and over is pretty egregious. Makes it seem like a typo read by a bot.

Man, this story is so poorely written. Like - how these aliens got to the human armory? Was this armory built alone in the middle of somewhere instead of the protected human's territory? How the shooting guard killed only 2 attackers while they were armed with stabbing weapons? And so on and so on.

The subtitles are hilariously wrong through this whole thing. "Narcotics" instead of "Snarconics", for example. A regular spelling error is repeated in the voiceover ("collage"--a pasted-together image of various items, instead of "college"-a place of learning) & names of characters being just mangled irretrievably. This wasn't even much of a story, either--it was _all_ exposition, it was tell, don't show. Some interesting concepts, but it was pretty meh.

Boring

AI pictures, AI voice, what seems to be a mediocre story because it was trashed so hard... Sigh> Love sci-fi stories but AI BS ruins it all... Yet another channel to outright block and ban.

"a combination of christianity and islam" so... islam. but with the trinity.

Im just here to say that the title of this video just flat out implies rape and may not be what youre actually presenting but I dont really want to bother watching this if it does have rape....

3:50 mocking Christianity

.... Americans.🤦🏻‍♂️

This is why I hate AI narrations.

Very disjointed.

Trash

God damn these horrific AI writteb stories. At least edit them as a human before posting them. 🤮

The title is humans will meet with almost anything but it's more about a firefight kind of disappointed I was expecting a lot more humor and a lot less gore

That is funny. 😂

"if there is a hole there is a goal" - Master Oogway