I’m 85% Sure I’m Straight! - Peep Show 

"Can you handle Mark being gay?" "Uh, I'm a businessman" 😂😂

LGBT- Lesbian Gay Businessman Transgender

I like how Johnson was more offended by Marks lack of love for the business, than he was by his attraction to him.

I love the impression Johnson gives where he isn't necessarily weirded out by a man loving him, but a coworker loving him.

Johnson is the best sitcom character of all time. The actor just fucking nails the bullshit swaggering business persona. "Sushi or Cappuccino? I'm easy" I'm dead

Johnson is here, Johnson is here!

"I'm insured out of my arse, nothing can touch me...so, sushi or cappuccino? I'm easy" I wish I was that easy

"Sushi or cappuccino" What sort of option is that?

"Mark...you dont...*love me* do you?" That little hurt look from Johnson is genius

I love how they can literally never do the tugboat horn thing without one or both of them sounding extremely uncomfortable and not into it

I love how Mark copies Johnson's moustache

God Johnson was such a perfect character.

I love how dense this show is, so much is going on here. Jeremy is kinda sweet knowing how Mark likes his toast but also horribly manipulative, using a genuine struggle Mark is having with his own sexual identity to get what he wants. Mark is going through a real crisis that I think a lot of us can relate to where you have feelings for someone that you don't fully understand. And Johnson is torn between discomfort about a man being attracted to him, enjoying anyone being attracted to him, but mostly disappointment at the idea that Mark isn't just in love with 'business' the way he is.

i know they're flatmates so it makes sense that they'd know those sort of details about eachother, but jeremy knowing how mark likes his toast is weirdly sweet in a way

I love the El dude brothers Choo Choo. One of them is always not down with it.

Have a Coke, a tuna sandwich and just mong out to snow patrol

Probably the most telenovela moment in Peep show, and it's just perfect

I'm 99.9% straight, and 0.1% gay exclusively for Johnson.

Mr no logo Mr work a day for world peace - the look of disdain towards jez is brilliant haha

I love how Mark has even gone to the trouble to buy interracial gay porn 😂 just for that added layer of realism in his fantasy.

Some are straight, some are gay and some are businessmen

I like how refers to a business trip to Cardiff as “pleasure”

Simultaneously the best and worst think Jeremy's done

I love the look of disgust on Johnson's face when he says ''you love me, not the business?''

I don't think I've ever had to decide between a cappuccino or sushi in my life. What a weird dichotomy.

And yet, in the end, It's Jeremy who turned out to be gay....

I love how Jez just sabotages Marks happiness because his own cynical plans backfired.

That middle finger is seriously underrated

I’m Johnsonsexual

You love me, not the business? Comedy genius. 😂😂😂

I’m genuinely on a 24/7 peep show loop...

Mr... no logo, Mr "work a day for world peace" 😂

I like the subtle accent break Johnson has

Mr no logo, Mr work a day for world peace

Anyone else Google "Backdoor BBQ DVD"? No? Just me? Ok.

"A business doesn't tell you it loves you then run off with a buddy"

We're all in love with Johnson

"Johnson is here! Johnson is here!"

Watched this while stoned with very serious music playing in the background from another TV, making it seem like this deep soap drama. Hilarious

god i love this show so insane that a show of this caliber has

“Mr work a day for world peace” I love this line so much Johnson is brilliant 😂 I have used this line more than once in the real world, luv it 😂

Jez knowing how Mark takes his toast makes him a true mate.

1:43 Those motions tho

2:40 I love how his voice changes lol

@3:26 "I don't know *WHAT* you *WANT* any *MORE!* "

0:37 As half-arsed as it was, I think might have been about as close as the El Dude Brothers ever got to mutual enthusiasm when pulling the old "truck horn" gesture. Whenever they do it, one of them always seems reluctant.

please someone tell Mark that bisexuality exist. End this man's suffering

He likes it in a business class seat on a Virgin Atlantic flight to New York City!

I like the way Johnson treats the lazy, stupid, sponger Jez with total contempt, while Mark and others are always making excuses for him.

Johnson should of had is own spin off show.

I’m from the us I’ve never seen this show but slowly I’ve seen more and more clips i need to get some DVDs this is brilliant

I have a future, whereas you... not don't... but it's different

'Sushi, or capuccino?' how can one man be so charming

"You love me, not the business?" LOLOLOL

Me and Super Hans, Forever? Also Jeremy Me and Mark, Forever?

Johnson is definitely my favourite Peep Show character

Sushi or cappuccino, im easy

True mates

I like how when Johnson says 'that's what I do' he loses his suave tone of voice. I don't know if Patterson Joseph hadn't got completely used to the role yet but I think it worked for putting him on the spot

I can't fault a guy for being 15% questioning after hearing Johnson's velvet voice.

BACKDOOR BBQ!

British comedy truly the best on earth

Masters of comedy

“He likes it in a business class seat of a virgin Atlantic flight to New York City”

Quality humor

Peep Show, they don't make them like this anymore. Now it's all, celebrities bake official and Gemma Collins talking through her arse.

How is there only 123K subscribers!!!?

the disgusted look johnson has for mark for loving him instead of the buisness...

I don’t know what you want anymore

Mr. No logo, I love that.

Imagine being Alan Johnson.

Lmao no wonder jez steals Johnsons cash later.

Backdoor BBQ

Mr. No Logo, Mr. Work a day for World Peace

_I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!!_

Johnson is here Johnson is here

The moustache is excellent

How about showing the whole episode.

*JOHNSON!?* *MARK!?* *JOHNSON!* *MARK!*

That certainly is an indecent proposal

I wanted to see "Jez and Super Hans - forever" spinoff series

Backdoor BBQ xD omg lol

Marks eyes are always 👀 PING

Johnson is here! Johnson is here!

Peep Show saving us all from Tier 4 boredom

3:12 , why is Mark's eyes dilated? Did Super Hans dose him?

Does anyone knows what episode is this?!

The last 60 seconds is sooo hard to watch 😂😂😂😂

I never understood why Mark didn't get mad at Jez for this!

Johnson. Mark . JOHNSON. MARK

I've stolen 'I'm insured out my arse' a few times

%15 is the mustache

I’m insured out of my arse, nothing can touch me

This scene is genius!

Mark really screwed that up. He could have just said no i’m not gay and he would be free. Why mark? Why?

Mark you dont love me do you. Hahaha!

The last scene is low key sad

Wow Paterson Joseph looks 100% better with a moustache!

Oh no! What about Aberdeen?

Sushi or cappuccino lol