I become a sugar baby in Bitlife and this happened

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I become a sugar baby in Bitlife and it went worse than expected which is really saying something
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@nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 года назад

The forgotten addiction of Kevin is back, Bitlife

@Birdbraingames 3 года назад

Addictions are TOTALLY RADICAL

@tazminsyeda4337 3 года назад

kevin has about 10 addictions, maybe more

@scientistfmb9525 3 года назад

The even more forgotten addiction is the idle breakout one

@indi3344 3 года назад

@@tazminsyeda4337 11 if you include crack

@tazminsyeda4337 3 года назад

@@indi3344 yes and 12 if we include ketamine

@daxhicks7081 3 года назад

Kevin broke up with Among Us and is now revisiting his exes.

@CLStudios_ 3 года назад

Because he needs the money

@fortnitespecialty5003 3 года назад

Among Us was lame anyway xd

@vena6481 3 года назад

@@fortnitespecialty5003 It was pretty fun actually lol esp when Kevin plays. All his content is good as frick tho

@wongwongwong326 3 года назад

@Jebidiah Bushwell r u ok

@tothe2nd 3 года назад

Its sad tho, I legitimately subbed to him because of him playing among us xD

@RanOutOfSpac 3 года назад

"I'm pretty sure I gave some dude's baby an STD..." That is probably the worst thing that can be taken out of context ever.

@etiguess 3 года назад

18:20

@psyducktective 3 года назад

“Buy a fecking wedding ring, get married, get the money, it’s not that hard!” Similar energy to “I’ve got my wedding to plan, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it”

@peekaloo12 3 года назад

Top notch reference.

@pattykcake 3 года назад

I’m swamped!

@Spenstarr 3 года назад

@@pattykcake well rest up you're nothing if you haven't got your health

@magnusgjevre5865 3 года назад

What refrence is that from?

@pattykcake 3 года назад

@@magnusgjevre5865 the Princess Bride!

@coolbeans6312 3 года назад

Kevin relies on other people to feed him even in single player games

@callmeturg 3 года назад

He’s just so lovable, they can’t help it

@JoanLamrack 3 года назад

Ya, the thumbnail checks out

@princessbitch96 3 года назад

And in real life!

@princessbitch96 3 года назад

Kevin and I go dumpster diving every Wednesday

@sherrynchin3987 3 года назад

Omg now that you mention it I just realised too 😂😂 Rust, Project Winter

@rinqueen 3 года назад

“We’re gonna solely rely on other people’s money” How inspiring 🤩

@limeboiler5471 3 года назад

-Abraham Lincoln

@liahamilton8931 3 года назад

@@limeboiler5471 he was an inspiration to many😔✊

@officialblimp 3 года назад

@@liahamilton8931 he had such a way with words :’(

@limeboiler5471 3 года назад

@@liahamilton8931 so true and deep sis 😢😭

@rinqueen 3 года назад

This is my second heart from Kevin so I think it’s safe to say we’re friends now...collab soon? 😳

@TwinkleTwinkleTruly 3 года назад

I didn’t realise Sugar was a boy, so I was both really impressed and confused when his first GF became pregnant

@moniquita720 2 года назад

i was like "i guess that high fertility paid off beyond what nature expected."

@footloosegenius2242 Год назад

Life will find a way

@amberliaa Год назад

Me too 😂

@acewray4288 3 месяца назад

that happened to my lesbian sims

@Greenmist4787 3 года назад

Kevin signing a prenup and then not getting a divorce when his wife cheated on him shows his smarts is at 0%

@angelfire101 2 года назад

@New WRLD I don’t think you got the joke…

@snifferrr 2 года назад

@@angelfire101 what is it then?

@makaylaali7951 2 года назад

@@snifferrr when your spouse agrees to giving you the assets of the divorce is there fault and vise versa

@snifferrr 2 года назад

@@makaylaali7951 can you reword that

@lithiumkid 2 года назад

@@makaylaali7951 come again?

@flamethrower1273 3 года назад

Kevin: puts fertility at 100% Also Kevin: WHY AM I HAVING SO MANY KIDS!

@suckdemtoes4954 3 года назад

"I'm 25 years old and I've done nothing" Me: is this a personal attack or something?

@Pinkcatlullaby 3 года назад

28 years old and same

@gregmcgregginton574 3 года назад

Too close to home :/

@LizzieNya 3 года назад

Had to pause the video to let it sink in. Jesus, Kevin, you didn't have to be so harsh

@jackb.207 2 года назад

I wish i got money so at least i could be fake loved

@trickstab7903 2 года назад

-3 and I cant relate

@Mini_Squatch 3 года назад

"I'm 25, and i have done nothing, can someone PLEASE give me money!?" is hitting a little too close to home for my unemployed self

@cooltina789 3 года назад

( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

@gracehaven5459 3 года назад

same

@lorenzovakarian 3 года назад

The awkward moment when your parent walks into the room just as Kevin is shouting "PLEASE, DADDY COLON" on the tv

@anniedangerface 3 года назад

I think Kevin would be a successful sugar baby in real life, we’ve all seen how easily and quickly he charms strangers into following him.

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

He'll go from Call Me Kevin, to Call Me Daddy

@nighttaco10blooperton8 3 года назад

He already is daddy

@Carla-wk3mz 3 года назад

With these qualities, he could become a successful murderer... if he isnt already🤨

@maryd7753 3 года назад

he’s already basically a sugar baby in most online games. he just asks for items and help haha

@anniedangerface 3 года назад

@@IamaPERSON oh no, you just inspired a thousand wattpad fanfics with that!

@seidimeow 3 года назад

Legend has it, kevin is still crying over the toad end screen

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

Congrats on the heart

@tazminsyeda4337 3 года назад

@@IamaPERSON LMFAO and congratulations about the heart

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@tazminsyeda4337 ?

@tazminsyeda4337 3 года назад

@@IamaPERSON oops sorry i didnt mean to reply to someone

@IamaPERSON 3 года назад

@@tazminsyeda4337 it's fine

@neptunestardust 3 года назад

1:34 Can we just take a moment to congratulate Default on her new job as a school teacher

@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад

Hell yes.

@adrianaramos4888 3 года назад

“I’m 25 years old and I’ve done nothing. Can someone please give me money?” That one hit too close to home, Kevin

@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 года назад

"God, my baby is stupid" Kevin is an ideal mother

@lalaider3912 3 года назад

Like mine!

@livymiso 3 года назад

I was a stupid baby and now I'm a stupid adult. Some things never change 😔

@UtopssAKAPJ 3 года назад

is that what Kevin's mum said about him 🤣

@psyducktective 3 года назад

*insert kevin punting a baby clip*

@cottonsheep507 3 года назад

@@lalaider3912 Are we siblings?! 😳

@webweaver222 3 года назад

"i think bisexual would be a good idea, gotta cast a wide net" is the exact reasoning i had when i came out the closet

@eggs8021 3 года назад

Yeah that sounds fair enough

@rat8984 3 года назад

mood

@kristenk.8225 3 года назад

I laughed at this for five minutes😂🤣

@webweaver222 3 года назад

@@eggs8021 any hole is a goal am i right

@swimmnlikenemo 3 года назад

@@webweaver222 amen

@sizurxa 3 года назад

Machine Gun Kelly doesn't live up to his name lol he kills a person with a lightsaber😂😂

@wideprogen 3 года назад

Kevin: *Meets a terrifying ghost* Also Kevin: I n s u l t i t

@erinflanagan8377 3 года назад

“Money” “No” “Feck off then”

@juliasings6131 3 года назад

Hello fellow heathers fan

@TheDanishGuyReviews 3 года назад

All my ex-gfs be like:

@retrolush3200 3 года назад

arent you dead

@erinflanagan8377 3 года назад

@@retrolush3200 I’m not so lucky

@legendzero365 3 года назад

New drinking game: Take a shot every time Kevin says "money" in this video.

@thundergod2644 3 года назад

That's a guaranteed trip to the ER.

@gachakitty4324 3 года назад

But im muslim

@cubancharlotte 3 года назад

@@gachakitty4324 shot of water? keeping hydrated

@gachakitty4324 3 года назад

@@cubancharlotte water is just ew

@DeathnoteBB 3 года назад

@@cubancharlotte Water poisoning is real

@ereinakingsley4465 3 года назад

I absolutely died when he said he’ll guilt trip her into marrying him when she got pregnant because he’s Catholic 😩

@melvinathemagnificent9007 3 года назад

0:28 little did he know that being bi just means a wider range of rejection possibilities

@Funny_Muffler 3 года назад

“I’ll guilt you into it. I’m catholic!!” Lmaoooooo

@thekingofbboys3371 3 года назад

Can’t wait for when Kevin finds out you can be a king/Queen in BitLife

@isabellerobinson7203 3 года назад

only if you have iOS

@sidhackney8831 3 года назад

Can't wait for the iOS/Android parity update so he can

@DirtyGeorge 3 года назад

And join irish mafia

@alexyenser5173 3 года назад

@@sidhackney8831 would you happen to know when that update is happening

@GameOver9991 3 года назад

according to the bitlife twitter account, theyre shooting for march

@fortyforty-seven1061 3 года назад

kevin is literally just a siren. he could lull anyone into doing anything for him

@salemsweets9644 3 года назад

"God my baby's stupid." - Kevin, and my Father.

@JJLiu-xc3kg 3 года назад

Ouch

@traviselledge3930 3 года назад

"when I'm not in control of these people, they seem to do completely fine." Best Call Me Kevin line I've heard

@hoddtoward2623 3 года назад

What about "I'm pretty sure I just gave some dude's baby an std"?

@davidkelly5585 3 года назад

Both are great

@TheIrishDino 3 года назад

It amazes me how many times Kevin finds new ways to do absolutely nothing at all and still somewhat succeed.

@LordMoku 2 года назад

We now have a clip of Kevin moaning "Oh please, daddy". Mission Accomplished, we can all go home now.

@prodghxstiin 5 месяцев назад

this comment still makes me laugh 2 years later

@cactusguy4363 3 года назад

Kevin feels like the kind of person to refer to poisoning someone as "editing their health stat"

@KlasConny 3 года назад

"I don't care about numbers, unless it has a dollar sign before it"- Sugar Baby 2021

@mrkdub1830 3 года назад

I’m so glad the baby kicking clip returns every so often, it’s like a bit life video

@MeekDaFreak69 6 месяцев назад

The clip of him drop kicking the baby makes me laugh out loud every time

@HMB106 3 года назад

“Misty Cummer” is the best thing I’ve seen on this game

@BigMac87963 3 года назад

Imagine the Chaos Mod in Bitlife. Two of Kevin’s addictions in one

@shanekeller4649 3 года назад

Kevin:*complains about getting sick* Also Kevin:*refuses to get vaccinated*

@mostbeautifulsinner224 3 года назад

10:14 "leave me a loan" 😂

@Vanessa-ly1vw 3 года назад

kevin: wants to be a sugar baby also kevin: is in debt the whole life and can’t keep a stable relationship for more than 2 years

@crackle317 3 года назад

“Oh he’s close to death that’s good.” -Kevin 2021

@imjustabee 3 года назад

Some days that "Hey there friends" just hits different, and it was needed

@cactipoke 3 года назад

god i love how every time kevin dies he just states "I'VE DIED" like he's shocked, and every time their health has just been slowly going down at the bottom

@lucascyr98 3 года назад

I'm am absolutely making an audio clip of 6:53 to later use as blackmail material on Kevin should our paths ever cross

@Bekathepirate 3 года назад

Day 5. Out here asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue

@saravg235 3 года назад

YES!

@jolonghthong5377 3 года назад

Day 5 of agreeing with you

@doll_face8431 3 года назад

Aproved

@damienarkangel6958 3 года назад

Yes

@alzbetal1499 3 года назад

Where can i get that? I only know the Mystery ride one!!!

@andiweird2310 3 года назад

Kevin: has a plan for bitlife Bitlife: yeah, that's a no buddy

@loamytenebrous 2 года назад

"I'm bi for a wider net and all." Never opens the LGBT dating app.. big sad

@paulstephens2861 3 года назад

I’m not lying at all when I say I laughed for 5 minutes straight when he said “I think I gave some dudes baby an std”. I’m still giggling actually.

@OverwhelminglyAnxiousChaos 3 года назад

No matter what the title is of a Bitlife video, you always know that his bitlives will eventually commit many crimes.

@TurbidTG1 3 года назад

I wish Android would update to include the sports, musician, and mafia updates for Kevin!

@fwoofboi652 3 года назад

Same

@tubestar4276 3 года назад

Don't start.

@Ilivepuppys 3 года назад

he doesn't have the royal update that would be before plus pretty sure Android doesn't even have orphanages yet

@laorille 3 года назад

@@Ilivepuppys No orphanages in android yet

@rachelfrances905 3 года назад

Does he use a simulator on his laptop or his phone?

@morganvalley7891 3 года назад

Im glad kevin pronounced croup correctly. I had it at age 6 and now my cough is messed up. I sound like I'm dying 🤣

@nekikuronjoezra4410 3 года назад

I love seeing how much more comfortable Kevin has become in his videos. Every new video just feels authentic and so full of character, but not in a fake "youtuber" kinda way. That make sense?

@KyleRayner12 3 года назад

This is basically an avant-garde novel: there are four generations of a single family. The first three each work only for money, abandoning their children and driving all around them to misery until one of each generation grows up to do the same. Each gets a little more brazen as the hunger for success, fed on the resentment of years, grows. They move from loafing to crime to attempted murder. The fourth, worst of all, succeeds, becoming incredibly wealthy and hollow of all that made them human. And then they're killed by a ghost. Profound.

@Blackbirdness 3 года назад

16:27 We're finally getting some lore for Extreme Griefer Jesus. He's pissed that Kevin divorced him.

@reneethegreat2044 3 года назад

7:13 this reminded me of Draco Malfoy from the HP books. I think I am obsessed... also looking forward to more HP videos

@greyshadow9498 3 года назад

"I'm 25 and never had a job, please give me money." - Every Twitch Streamer

@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 года назад

The thumbnail looks like Kevin is being held hostage by Jim Pickens

@TasminJasmin 3 года назад

"As soon as I'm in control everything goes to hell!" Hate to tell you this Kevin but ... it might be you

@fictional-girl_05 3 года назад

13:33 "While at the gym, you meet a guy named Guy" XD

@Poppetfarm 3 года назад

"You're two! Time to move out! Gotta get independent at some point!" - My parents after they had my sister and moved me into the demon infested room in my house :^)

@goodguypingu1675 3 года назад

Watch out extreme griefer Jesus is coming for you

@ChonkedCat 3 года назад

JESUS

@courteliv 3 года назад

Kevin : "I became a sugar baby..." Me : "Oh no-" Kevin : "...in Bitlife" Me : "GODDAMMIT"

@djennisotte7826 3 года назад

I can't be the only one waving back when he says "hey there friends"

@PedroWills 3 года назад

"I'm 25 years old and I've done nothing" I relate so much that I laughed so I wouldn't cry.

@callmeturg 3 года назад

Day 73 of telling Kevin that he is tall, dark, and handsome 💜 (And thicccc)

@professerpercocet 3 года назад

Turggggg

@yupyup8305 3 года назад

TURG

@thechaoticduck1716 3 года назад

Turg

@Birdbraingames 3 года назад

This is a TOTALLY RADICAL comment

@focusedeiden1544 3 года назад

Hi Kevin I love your videos and there nice

@callmeturg 3 года назад

That thumbnail was,,,terrifying

@nicholasdelpizzo1594 3 года назад

You don’t see people on the side of the road with signs saying Will Love for Money?

@yupyup8305 3 года назад

TURG HAS 2 COMMENTS YAY

@callmeturg 3 года назад

@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 yes but, not in the good parts of town

@callmeturg 3 года назад

@@yupyup8305 :D

@bugsnaxmegafan6320 3 года назад

Hi Turg, how are you?

@maskedtrash 8 месяцев назад

I started playing bitlife again recently, my character was depressed and I watched RU-vid with my friend, I kid you not, CallMeKevin practically filled up the happiness bar 😂😂 you are Bitlife royalty methinks

@daisies87 3 года назад

Love your videos so much!!

@goblindump 3 года назад

“maybe sugar baby is a dog” my rescue pup was named sugar baby 😂 how fitting

@ESCEra13 3 года назад

Day 227 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

@callmejess9546 3 года назад

Oh no

@CalSuperman 3 года назад

I miss these but also live your GTA videos. You just make my day a whole lot better! 😁

@AshanBoralugoda 3 года назад

I think we're all just bitlife characters and Kevin is in control of me.

@reniii6989 3 года назад

You know what they say “Beggars can’t be choosers”! And then there’s Kevin

@ogasdad 3 года назад

Kevin: I am considering taking at least partial responsibility for that. Everyone: Who are you and what have you done with Kevin.?

@Salbei17 3 года назад

Kevin: lets his character buy a house in Austria Me, an Austrian Viewer: :)

@jasonbright8888 3 года назад

Guilt just having a good time ‘til Kevin possessed him, ruining his career and ending a somewhat happy life

@LTD538 3 года назад

Pov: you are early and there are no funny comments

@eggs8021 3 года назад

Pov: You're a duck

@craig599 3 года назад

POV you are lucky

@AmadeuszKlodawski 3 года назад

I love these videos. Absolutely would like to see more.

@ComXDude 3 года назад

"I'm so angry I could just abandon my son." -Call Me Kevin, 2021 Also, Albert Wesker with a bullwhip sounds absolutely terrifying. That would cut you in half.

@crandogz5514 3 года назад

The lord himself Kevin never made me click so fast in my life

@epicplayz6014 3 года назад

"There 3 kevins now" "The videos will be even halirous " 😂🤣😂

@magana7009 3 года назад

Lets goo! I love ur bitlife videos soo much

@garasunonamida 3 года назад

"I'm 25 years old and I've done nothing, please give me money" Yeah, I think the same thing every day

@paulbleeker8558 3 года назад

Kevin when talking about age: "I don't care about numbers"

@royjaber571 3 года назад

Jail is just a room 😂

@JacktheRah 3 года назад

Alternative title: "I become a landlord in Bitlife and this happened". I mean, sugar baby, landlord, where's the difference?

@tei4724 3 года назад

Sugar baby's pretend to care about you lol

@breadpilled2587 3 года назад

At least sugar babies dont kick me out and make my family homeless 💀

@charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад

At least sugar babies don't make you feel bad about setting part of the house on fire, even though it was something electrical

@theofficialkermitthefrogyo2716 3 года назад

I’ve been re-watching all of Kevin’s BitLife videos and I’ve never laughed so hard before. I hope he makes like one a week

@mrbatzach4694 3 года назад

18:20 best line ever

@cato5 3 года назад

And the original addiction has returned...

@l52274 3 года назад

Day 37 of asking Kevin to please finish playing Desperate Housewives.

@katz5156 3 года назад

I always love your bitlife videos, they are hilarious!!

@homicidaltourist7341 3 года назад

0:48 I actually had croup as a baby and i still get flashes of it every now and then. Not as bad when you’re older but it’s hard to hold in such a monsterous noise when your throat is dry