I Bought Everything I Saw on TikTok 

It looks like whoever was hired for the model of that is 2' 4" in comparison. The size difference makes Jarvis become Andre the Giant.

The product in the tik tok is not the same as the product he was ordering, he looked it up himself. But it's possible it was smaller than advertised, because that is completely expected 20:20 here it says 1 meter. You know it's not as big as the tik tok, the picture could be a child (or fake), but you can read.

@@aliveslice I watched the video, I know it’s not what he ordered. But my mind still jumps to “model small” when it comes to faster fashion items since there is a trend of companies using a one size all product with small models to make the product look much bigger than it actual is, and I was making a joke about it lmao.

Bruh

there r 2 versions, ive got the bigger version it costs 125$, he bought the smaller, 50$ one

Unrelated: vicariously is such a dope word

What's better is that they technically aren't wasting nearly as much money as you would, as they profit from making this content, so you know what is and isn't worth it and nobody has to miss their rent.

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@@Frickerdoodle they can also deduct it on their taxes.

I was thinking it's more for families with kids who may be clumsy with a big jug pouring themself juice or milk, but able to handle a small cup better. The person in the video had her drinks in the bottom shelf, meaning they're at perfect height for super short children. Good if you have an open fridge policy with healthy snacks at the bottom (carrots, juice) to foster early independence and responsibility in your kids. Also comes out at a slow enough speed for a child it appears, and children wouldn't be the ones putting in the batteries or inserting the device to the jug.

@@dadjokeness intelligent ass response 💀

that’s what i was thinking, only way it could actually be useful is if it was used by some disabled people, children, or elders - people who can’t hold heavy bottles, or have shaky hands and can’t pour a drink by themselves

If it’s a product from China, then it’s probably for large water jugs (think of the ones that go into office coolers). You aren’t supposed to drink tap water so many people buy the big jugs. They are super heavy and not easy to lift, so things like that are very useful. Especially if you aren’t worried about having the water cooling or heating mechanism.

@@dadjokeness literally I was thinking the exact same thing but with elderly or disabled ppl instead of kids, and their caretaker comes by every now and then to refill it for them and/or change the batteries. It’s a niche product but definitely useful in certain circumstances.

That is interesting, thanks for explaining!

So... Basically any dish that has a oil or meat base, like tonkotsu or gyudon.

@@RaeneTheFaerie yeah

I think it would remove fat from any soup because fat gathers at the top of soup…hot pot or not

My immediate thought too, I have never seen one of those, but it would be pretty nice to have! I mean, not necessary, but neat!

i think jarvis is just a giant since he is not small female girlfriend birthday

I was seriously so disappointed there wasn’t actually a giant turtle shell. I was READY to go buy one for myself. There’s tons of listings on Amazon for them, but none of them have reviews so idk if they’d actually be big 🥲

I love the dichotomy of jarvis getting a scam bean bag and enjoying it vs drew getting the moon pod and it becoming his most hated possession

i also really like it as a costume id totally use that but i do wish it was a big ole bed thing

@@SuzER08 the moonpod is the devil's nutsack.

yeah that was my thought too, though this specific product seems pretty cheap and bad (there’s no way that flimsy tube thing is easy to clean 😬). an actual well made version would be great for a lot of people though!

@@secretofkel1047 definitely agree!

not really because you'd have to press the top! but i agree, there needs to be a similar, good quality product that helps!

I'm surprised it worked at all but ya it seems situationally useful if made better

Yep, it's an accessibility thing. I have a relative that uses it & it's helpful.

I mean he checked, but he doesn't know how alliexperss website works. He think all of the photos are of one product, where in reality every photo is a different individal product you can choose

I feel like Jarvis' problem with it is simply that it isn't a massage thing when they tried to advertise it like that

I laughed so hard at that I had to pause the video 💀

Did it not separate fat or? Cuz regular ladles don't do that

That part killed me

@@sfr2107 Frm the looks of it it was just a normal ladle without the separator but can’t be sure.

@@sfr2107 That was what was advertised but it looked like what came was just a bog standard ladle.

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it's honestly fantastic

RIGHT? I never realized how *tall* he is.

@sewer~rat ☠️ haha

Yeah it wasn’t a scam per-say, but it was definitely scammy on Ali Epress’s end

A classic aliexpress move

I was wondering, thanks 😂

still a scam tbh

The page design for Shoppee, Lazada, and AliExpress are meant to scam "dumb" people. The "options" sections aren't designed to be recognizable by new users, thus making them think the $34 product is actually $3.

adhd core tbh fjdkkdkd

FOR RU-vid. STOP SENDING ME THIS CRAP

Lol, seriously it was fun to watch him try and remember what he was thinking when he bought it. P.s. what idol is that? He seems adorable

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner I.N from stray kids

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner lol and I love how he basically erased the drink dispenser from his memory And yeah, as cyn said it's I.N. from stray kids he is very adorable for sure ☺️

that's exactly what i was thinking! many people can't lift something that heavy or they don't have enough control of their hands to lift something like that etc. it makes sense why it would be needed

That's a good point. But my first thought when I saw it was my little nephew who seems incapable of putting things like the milk carton back in the fridge when he's done with it

Wait, who was the snuggie intended for?

@@peggyh3788 many disabled people in wheelchairs use them

@@kairosvt3000 that makes sense. Thank you!

not to mention he didn’t even try it the way they demonstrate it in the tik tok

Yeah the massager thing is also an example, perfect for people who can't easily bend or hold their arms in certain positions long enough to clean their back or feet.

Maybe! I'm interested in how practical cleaning it actual would be though. It it requires a lot of extra detailed cleaning work & getting small brushes in small spaces that adds new challenges.

@@eleanoreliz But if you have a caretaker who comes only on a schedule (like in the evening or every other day), you can still do things by yourself the rest of the time and ask their help to clean the device!

@@eleanoreliz idk how I clean out most nozzles and pumps like that is pumping hot soapy water through it for a few cycles then clean water.

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There is finally another RU-vidr!

@@auacldo5751 yes drew is so kind for finally letting other people upload on youtube!

@@idk-ul4vc Totally! Then again… it might just be because Amanda finally came back from Afghanistan and told him he had to share instead of monopolizing RU-vid for himself.

Why did that read like drew is dead

yes!!! it’s amazing

I heard that that’s what it was originally for! Cleaning it would be inconvenient but it’s definitely a very smart tool for people who need some extra help!

i wish he would have used it on a jug like they did in the ad so we could see if it actually worked as intended while pushing the bowl on the trigger

@@PeacePills. me too!

@@maddie9885 it really is very nice! And after getting the hang of it, cleaning it is fairly easy!

yeah

Maybe there was a copyrighted song he had to cut out later?

@@mollysministuff but he cut out his voice too

@@grace_elizabeth1129 the TikTok music was copyrighted and you can’t cut out only the voice

@@Idk_anymore42 he couldn't cut out diff bits instead of the whole clip so that you couldn't hear the video, but still hear jarvis's voice watching the video?

That’s foul 😭

That's terrible!, but it's also kinda hilarious??

sounds like a fabric sample instead of the item lol

Haha wow

I guess they sweated out the rest of the pants

Where did you find it??

please tell me where it is. I need it in my life so badly

well you know what they say

I’ve actually seen like a big bed kinda like the shell but it was a giant snorlax and it was like suppose to be a bed

The small one is actually nice, too. My cousin has one. I used it yesterday it's like taping a big pillow to your back.

There actually is a real one idk if he didn’t get the right size bc it was expensive or if he just didn’t know but it’s like 100-150 for the giant one you can climb in

The one he got is actually nice. I've used it before.

Lmao you deserve more likes for this one

i didnt see that part of the video when I saw this comment and was damn confused

"brave" "empowering" "stunning" and other libtard buzzwords

I cant even put into words how upset I got when he did it wrong. 😂

I was hoping someone else noticed this. That product actually seems pretty cool. Don't know if I'd pay $30 for it but maybe if I come across one at ross or something for like half price 🤷‍♀️

In this video, Jarvis makes a bunch of avoidable mistakes

But it did fill up tho

no he did it right, its just not an ice tray liek its advertised, its meant to be a water bottle ice tray hybrid. you fill it with water when closed, freeze it, then open it and fill it with whatever drink you want and then you have ice cold drink...

Ahh yes, when I can’t pour, so I walk open to the fridge with my cereal and open the door to get my milk

@@L14M44they can still open things, just gallons of milk may be too heavy????

are you sure Danny hasn't just Photoshopped himself terribly again?

Wait, didn't Drew recently just made himself bald? You might wanna see it on his 3rd acc, 2 Danny 2 furious

his hair rly grew back quickly

Imagine how many things Hollywood gets shipped. I doubt RU-vidrs are the biggest threat

Completely agree, these types of vids have saved me buying a lot of things that looked good in the ads

Yeah, like Drew Gooden has probably destroyed the sales of the sad little scam that is moonpod. He lost money, but he saved other people from doing the same

It's a public service, honestly

I mean, except that almost none of this stuff is made to order so if nobody buys them then the items still exist, they just get tossed into one landfill together instead of different ones across the world.

That’s what I was thinking! I’d really appreciate the dispenser if I only had one arm.

yes!!! so many “weird” products you find on amazon are for disabled people originally and marketed to everyone to make it more affordable!!

broke my dominant hand recently and if i didnt have my partner to help with things i'd definitly see having the pourer as something useful

You could probably also pour scented wax into it and create your own little wax melts

Yes, or for freezing herbs or garlic paste for cooking maybe

That’s so smart!

Did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray? Okay cool. But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

haha nice jay exci reference

How tall is he?! He looks so tall! Specifically in the shower and next to the fridge

@@cheyennedee5055 based on my estimations I’d say he’s roughly 9’3

@@deadlykitten3004 that tracks😌

@@deadlykitten3004you got it all wrong hes 3’9

@@cheyennedee5055 He’s 6’1”! He put his height in one of the Troom Troom videos!

True but this could also become a hazard as it's very hard to clean the tube and nozzle, and you can't have old milk sitting inside those small spaces and mixing into your new milk. Plust I feel like it would clog, milk doesn't stay liquid for very long when exposed to air, once there's milk in the tip of that nozzle it will dry and form a crust, which will be expelled into your food next time.

i would say that makes sense but it really doesn't because you'd have to press the top for a certain amount of time to dispense any liquid at all.

I think those containers with bottom nozzles that don't require batteries and are easier to clean would be more practical. They're usually used in parties to dispense drinks, but there's smaller and lighter versions for every day use too

@@DS-xg7hk yes, absolutely!

@@DS-xg7hk Oh for sure, that's what I use! I don't think the actual product in the video looks practical at all lol but I can see a use for it

But thats not a normal ice tray. Its tiny

I don't think he was saying it would be useless to everyone, just that it would be useless to him

It's not a regular ice tray though it's a tiny ice tray that isn't what he ordered

How extremely not American middle class of you to say

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Definitely. I can’t lift jugs so it seemed good to me

Yeah it just looks like a larger version of my silicone sponge but with suction cups on one side haha. I feel like it would feel nice to scrub your back on it the shower but it's definitely not a "massager"

The drink dispenser and the massager both look more like things that could be used for people with some level of disabilities or pains that make certain everyday tasks hard. That's the sad part, tiktok and such tend to remarket items meant for those who can't do certain things into things for people who won't do certain things ( aka lazy people) making it seem like it was made for people to be lazy. Something to always think about if it makes a relatively easy task too easy it's meant to be for someone who finds easy tasks impossible for health reasons.

It's mostly used to wash feet. For many people it's not possible to lift up their feet in the shower to wash them and this helps. Also feels nice. 😁

I use silicone loofahs and sponges bc I’m a bit of a germaphobe and I heard bacteria doesn’t gather/grow on silicone!

Yup..it looked more of for exfoliating rather than massaging

Plus the ice cubes it made looked pretty normal sized when he held one up. I wouldn't call them tiny. Just the tray only made 6 instead of the normal 12.

Idk if this is all mini fridges but the 2 I bought both came with a tiny ice tray like that. It’s cute but cheaply made

I use a mini fridge and that ice tray just would piss me off lol

Hes almost the size of his fridge

I don't know why I always thought he was a little tiny guy.

how tall is he ?

@@kazuhaluvscara I’m pretty sure he mentioned being over 6ft in a video with Jordan

@@aj7058 he’s 6’1”

i’m amazed by the prosthetics and cgi

@@Carebearritual yeah its crazy. for all we know, it could be chris pratt playing jarvis

@@CoolMicrowave LMFAOOO CHRIS PATT

@@CoolMicrowave is it not?

@@kaidupree3564 we’ll never know

And for people wondering how to clean it ....just use it to pour out soapy water(or your preferred cleaning solution) and then use it to pour out clean water then clean water.

yeah Jarvis was too busy trying to mock it he didn’t even bother trying to use it correctly

It's also great for people with disabilities that limit arm movement and/or hand eye coordination

I figured it worked better than this, or atleast that better versions do exist online for sale. The design itself doesn't really seem like super new technology; it reminds me of a carafe of coffee or juice that would be at a hotel's continental breakfast (like the kind you just push down on the top and the beverage is dispensed). But that still leaves me wondering why it would require two batteries...? Any idea?

@@Throatzillaaa the batteries likely power the motor used to suction it up/out of the container. If it were something you pumped down on it probably wouldn't need batteries but that definitely would lessen the accessibility portion where it can be used by those who may not be able to lift to the big container.

cowabunga? are u stuck in 2012?

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that’s what i was thinking when he said “we’ve already invented pouring” 😂 like who invented it exactly and what were they doing before that? 😂😂

it litteraly is im always in disbelief that people put cereal first.

@@QuantumBoogaloo that's horrific, your roommate deserves jail time

But it get too soggy

@@shirin9452 the order in which you put it doesn't change that. it only gets soggy after the milk is mixed with the cereal

I do it sometimes because I want to know exactly how much milk is in there and perfect the cereal/milk ratio of my liking 🤷‍♂️

Deeply relatable. I'm always skeptical until I see the thing I must have.

Most of these sort of videos I see seem to have the person using all the objects wrong resulting in me being infuriated.

it's mostly annoying bc just go back and watch the tiktoks lol like you prerecorded a video watching them and ordering them, go take a quick look at that footage or save the tiktoks somewhere

is he named after the gravity falls character?

@@linneascameraroll I think so! He made a tweet about him when he first brought him home using Dipper from gravity falls so it's likely!

yes, and i think it is also a cultural thing because in korea, where i live people don't wear shoes indoors so it is very common to wash your hands and feet when you get home!

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i have now watched the video this is the FUNNIEST THING AHGJKDFSGHJKDFS

Everywhere I turn… they’re always there…