The New Worst Content Farm (Fabiosa) 

Sorry just had to say this as a former rat owner. Never feed them cheese. Like maybe a teeny tiny amount is okay, but cheese is actually really bad for a rats stomach, actually dairy in general should be avoided. Stick to hard treats, fruit, or veggies. Cheese isn't found in the wild and even domestic rats are not built to process cheese. Same with chocolate, and very sugary snacks. Don't feed that stuff to a rat please!

Every fabioso character:I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

YOU FOOL! His name isn't actually RATATOUILLE, but RÉMY! And he doesn't cook ITALIAN food but FRENCH food! What an absolutely unforgivable mistake! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

Thank god now I have a use for all these aluminum sinks I have lying around

“I’ve never been married before” Jarvis’s wife who is farming breast milk for him to take to work and drink: :(

FINALLY a use for all those brand new kitchen sinks I have lying around. So glad I’m a trained welder

"On my wedding day, my mother-in-law gave me a concrete bath." Now we don't have time to unpack *ALL THAT*

Turning a grill into a grill has to be the most impressive thing you can do

“This rat should be living its best life…. but no! They forced this poor guy to do misogyny” -Jarvis 2k22

It's a shame the mother never got incarcerated. I mean they literally had *concrete* evidence.

I love when videos have rats in them to show that something's creepy or gross but then they choose the fluffiest, cutest rat actor imaginable to portray the creepy gross rat haha just look at that chunky lil guy! I love him

Content farms are always Jarvis’ best content no matter how short or how horrible the content is. It’s always reliable so I’m glad we got another one to add to the mix!

As a married woman I can confirm the my 60 year old mother-in-law did in fact drown me in the historic mill where we held our reception

5:18 these are fish that eat dead skin actually, a red garra specifically. The problem with this "spa treatment" is how unhygienic & full of germs it is, how badly the fish are cared for and also the fact these are often replaced with cheaper fish that eat your actual, healthy skin! imagine showing up to your wedding covered in fish bites because your mom-in-law dunked your head in concrete

"They force this poor guy to do misogyny"

MIL entrapped me drunk in a cellar as she painstakingly builds a wall brick by bride sealing me inside forever the night before my wedding. Worst day ever

It's really funny that they depict misogyny as active bullying, because my experience in welding was that they were extremely self-conscious about *not* making me feel uncomfortable. But ultimately I left because I didn't want to be constantly surrounded by people who, a millimeter under the surface, do not give a single fuck about human life or safety.

"go have a baby" sounds like something someone would say to me in an attempt to be transphobic but ultimately just confuse me as to their intentions

The most upsetting part about this type of content is that I saw my grandma watching one and reacting emotionally, thinking it was real. Because their generation instinctively perceives videos on the screen as fact.

Im so sick of how these channels are still perpetuating the whole “as a person being oppressed we need to work even harder to be liked and sacrifice more” like we need to be over this already.

As a french person, I find Jarvis saying Rémi from Ratatouille is cooking Italian food offensive. But I know his child has appendicitis and is missing a limb so I have sympathy for him and will forgive him !

You're actually very wrong Jarvis. This inspired me to delete all my social media.

I felt the “Lady Brains” thing. If you make one mistake you are fired. 😅 Being a woman in a more male environment if you mess up the guys assume you are inferior rather than i dont know being human. Gotta love casual sexism (also very uncasual sexism) (Like very obvious and outward sexism)

I am very angry they’re holding that poor rat like that, he’s very obviously a pet rat and hopefully they were just holding him like that for a second :(

I used to live with a hoarder. I can’t imagine how many diy projects I must’ve missed out on making. Although me being in the back of the house frantically making grills doesn’t seem like a good solution…

I love your videos Jarvis, they really bring me back to that time in 2012 when I didn’t smother my wife with a pillow and scatter parts of her body through the Mississippi River

I love how life hacks take so much more time and effort than it would take to buy them at a convenience store run by rabid rats in a trench coat.

Oh God, I hope Fabiosa doesn’t come out with a Jarvis Breast Milk revenge story.

if you bully someone at your workplace with a small rodent…….. that’s harratsment. Solid video btw, you’re still in fine comedic form even if it’s been a minute! Hope you’ve been getting some rest and restoration in the meantime. :)

The inconsistencies in the bride story were just perfect. It was all matt he used magic obviously.

“lady brains” sounds like the name of a bad anime villain

"these professional mechanics eat pizza twice and fix 0 cars" Sounds pretty realistic actually

Watching Jarvis while I draw is fun because occasionally I’ll reopen the tab and see a woman curling her hair with watermelon

“concrete bath” is one of the best murder plot points in jane the virgin, but that show is literally a tribute to telenovelas, a genre based on *overly dramatic* and *unrealistic* plots. (btw it’s really good show, i recommend it.)

I love those incredibly specific DIYs because there HAS to be one person out there who was really in the mood for grilling and had power tools and a spare sink lying around, but no grill

Jarvis we know who you really are. Stop pretending. You’re Baseball Louie.

Petition to make it mandatory for all content farms to say Do It Thouself instead of DIY

As someone who has been to 5628 weddings and only divorced 15 times, I can confirm we dunk our heads in fish tanks.

Watermelon hair clips are only for summer weddings. In fall you're obligated to smash a pumpkin over your head.

"They forced this poor guy to do misogyny!!!" Dead.

"Cellar door" is the most perfect English two word phrase and, "On my wedding day, my mother-in-law gave me a concrete bath," is the most perfect English sentence.

I like to believe there is one discord channel that has Jarvis, Chad Chad, Drew, Gabby Bell, Eddie, Danny and Kurtis in it where they say hilarious shit to one another.

I love how the first story was like super confusing but kind of comprehensible and when Jarvis went to show the longer version, I actually understood less than I did before. What in the world was happening

I hate it when my in-laws try to drown me in concrete! I'm so glad to finally get some representation in this amazing video.

Such a good boy! That rat is so chill, letting them hold him like that. He’s just hanging out, like, ‘oh I’m here now, okay’. How dare they use him for sexism, he would never! I hope they take good care of that sweet boy

2:14 Do it *thyself*. Not thouself I'm so sorry lol

"wait til you see what I turned the grill into..." I laughed way TOO HARD AT THIS JARVIS ❤️

Glad that I got my industrial grade welding kit, now I can put a use to all of those spare appliances I have!

My sister got married a few weeks ago and as her maid of honor I can confirm we had to do at least 80% of those activities in preparation for her special day

Only Jarvis could make me laugh at a joke so stupid as turning a grill into a grill

This video aside, I love that Jarvis is an influencer who understands that he bears some responsibility for the behavior of his audience. He's helped facilitate one of the least toxic comment sections on the platform.

Unreasonably excited for the Jarvis Johnson notif Tiktok is terrifying on occasion

NGL the fact that they called a rat a mouse in these videos is what set me off the most. Out of everything else we experienced today.

That diy bbq was more expensive to make than to buy a cheap one lol

Gang gang we here

7:40 this bit about Ratatouille is great and all, but doesn’t the movie take place in France, not Italy?

Oh man so glad this video was posted I’m having a rough time dealing with ableism and needed some nonsensical content and witty commentary to feel better

The fact that the car story didn’t name the woman despite it being about her is very telling. Or the bride story apparently. I really hate the text to speech for these. They really make it feel robotic, not to mention the content itself not being much less robotic either.

I like their "I just wanna grill for God's sake" outlook on life

this started out so intense and i’m here for it

PLOT TWIST: 'Matt the Stylist' was secretly the one who encased the bride in concrete; it was actually the first makeover hack.

4:16 Bro why is this impression so good- like fr i must have rewatched this part atleast 6 times

the idea that "oh it's just a joke" for men to women in the workplace is so stupid. you can joke around and not be super misogynistic. I work in a place with a lot of other men (although I'd say that the gender scale is pretty equal) and they play jokes on me that are actually funny and harmless. scaring me while I'm cleaning the auditorium alone is funny. telling me I need to smile more and asking if I'm on my period isn't. which is the reason why I like the men in my work place, they don't do the stupid misogynistic shit. we all just play harmless pranks.

I feel like the rat is being abused.

That rat is definitely the pet of someone on set, you don't just find a chunky blazed dumbo rat like that in a feeder bin, so he probably thinks he's just playing a game with his friends tbh, the under-armpit grab us also a rat owner staple to that guy with the hat is probably the owner, the petting and rat behavior on his arm confirms

I just love how that rat is supposed to be disgusting and freaky but they got the silliest little guy. Love the little Fabiosa rat, wish it had better work than this

losing my mind that jarvis doesn't know that DIT means do it together

Thanks for the shout-out Jarvis, I try my best as a hairdresser for people encased in concrete

I like the way she used those fish for her face…despite the fact that Garra rufa fish are banned in many places (including parts of the US) due to the fact that the basin cannot be sanitised from person to person, the fish may actually be mistaken for another type that can bite, and your toenails can blacken and fall off due to the pressure from the fish. Also there has been one case at least of the skin the fish suck off becoming harder than it was before, so I would never even try that shit on my face. Also they are severely starved so that they look to the human for sustenance, so that’s fun.

12:25 i nearly choked on a soother giggling at this sound effect, ty jarvis

All hail king Jarvis for coming back from the dead

8:40 DANG! I knew sexism sucked but i didn't know it was that bad! IS THAT RICE KRISPIES WITH LETTUCE IN THE MIDDLE? DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

jarvis, i do not have a spare sink! ive used it for my other diy projects😞

Jarvis always with the most fresh shirts known to mankind

These content farm videos are always funny until you have the realization that the reason they all have silly plots, overblown stakes and 1 dimensional morals is because they're clickbait aimed at children. Cool job, social media. Living in the future is garbage.

Tell my why Jarvis’ “gangster voice” just sounded like Pete Davidson.

Be alert, that mechanic might turn his hat into a grill.

I'd like to imagine that Matt The stylist guy is a wizard and is making the mother in laws in town do crazy shit so he can get more bussiness with the brides

your hair looks so good Jarvy, the curls are popping!

As a regular tiktok user.. certain parts of tiktok still trigger a very strong reaction of fear and discomfort- 😟

Jarvy back with content, we missed you

7:43 hes holding that rat like it owes him money

I'm grateful for you finding this hilariously idiotic content on the internet so I don't have to!❤

12:15 or maybe both are buds now... maybe even best buds.

"I can't believe it's not butter" but it's the worst content factory farming project since the last one.

Obviously Bud is the name of the rat, so the passing of the name tag is just transferring the honor of who Bud gets to control

Every time the Vsauce music pops in I legitimately get spooked.

I'm emotionally devastated: 3:00 That poor cactus ;-;

“This is a content farm: we don’t discriminate!” That’s perfection XD

i think one of my pet peeves is the fact that youtube will leave the ad running after it’s ended to give you more time to fall for the scam

2:53 not the banana in the cactussy

Just wait till you see what I turned the grill into… that’s right, you’re no longer dealing with your average grill anymore, Frieza, it has become the legendary super grill!

Man, the slap at 4:53 really got me

I see Jarvis has a curly afro know, I like it.

I was so inspired by this video that it inspired me to break into a hospital and steal all of their Vicodin

Shoutout to the fly that shows up at 7:40. Love that guy 🥰

Weirdly we actually do have an extra sink lying around.

5:26 RU-vid started buffering and I thought it was part of the fucking joke 💀

5:10 When you said that, I thought they were gonna turn her into a grill.

I love your long hair! Your commentary is also awesome! The only thing I could think of when they ask "How do you deal with those who define your abilities by gender?" is "find a lawyer who works on a contingency basis and sue their pants off."