I can't believe I'm telling this story... 

I hear you on living a half Century Rob, we look back at times cringing! At 60 now I thank God there wasn't a internet when I was in my prime or I'd be canceled today in a heartbeat!

"Rob The Throb"... love it!

"Oh God, Take a F-ing Mydol" Love you Rob Pitts!!!

It's got to be good if the cameraman can't keep it together. I love it.

When I was 17 I put myself in a situation one Saturday night that could have ruined my life. Sunday morning I realized how stupid I had been and never put myself in bad situations again. Be glad the porn thing didn't work out Rabbit.

I fucking love Rob. I feel like we would be friends because we both have the gift of gab.

Vegas… I knew it. LOL. I go to SHOT every year , the AVN awards are usually right before or after that event. No cool stories from me but I love your stories, Rob!

You have the best stories. Thank you for the wisdom and entertainment

LOL Rob, that made my day and yes Not a porn star but it did stir a bunch of old memories of a 76 Truckstop and many waitresses.

Lmao man that rough club you were talking about totally reminds me of the one we had here. Was called Nashville Sound but we knew it as Trashville Sound and the reg. ladies attending had bout 3 teeth, 1 in the mouth an 2 in their pocket. You know a place where you can lower your standards and up your average.

Another excellent one RABBIT and The RUC! Hilarious!!!🤘

Funniest part was hearing the cameraman laughing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 great story 👌 love it !

My cousins wedding almost didn't happen because of the bachelor party. My memories of it are pretty hazy, but what I see through the haze was pretty raunchy. Naked strippers picking up money off your nose without using their hands. His wife ended up dumping him and their 3 kids to run off with another married man who left his wife and kids.

The Throbbing Rabbit... 😆🙃😎 Great Story... Awesome Video.!!

🤣🤣 My hero, Uncle Rob!! Hahahahaha

Stop this story to tell you another story. Makes me smile every time

You have to make rob the throb shirts now.

I graduated high school when texts were $0.10 each, and you only called on nights on weekends, because you had 100 minutes of prime time a month. And Im so happy for it, because none of our shenanigans made the internet.

The throbbin, Robin 😂😂😂

That 2nd joint you went to was the kind of places I used to work the door at. Lol

I just finished watching your Friday show. I'm here for Rabbit on Monday morning!

love it mate rob the throb thats gold i did have some one call me jackhammer jeff at a club i cant talk about here

Love you stories

Things I did not expect to wake up to hearing this morning from my phone. "Rob the Throb"

I'm fkn dying 🤣🤣🤣

We have one of those in my town. I've always stayed out because I've never heard anything good about it. Even my dad said don't go there, and he hangs out with some seedy ass people lol

Rob the throb rod shop. It could always be your second car dealership

Throbbin Rob !!!

And that's how Rabbit's movie career got cut short! 🤣

This is a good one throb.

hahaha, i had a buddy back in the day, that looked like he shouldve been a pxrn star. he always had this cop like mustache, and side burns, so we named him "Bobby dxck chops".

I swear I think I hung out with you at the Mariott Atlanta Airport bar one night before the hi-line sale

Ladies and lace sounds about right lol

Introducing Rob the Throb... in the new exciting adult straight to dvd home collection release: Trailer Park of Desire... See a C4 Corvette defiled! (and those stains aren't just peeling 90s gm clear coat...)

I wondered if they started calling you Rabbit due to the "quick scene" that ended fast...

Love the videos. Have definitely grown in my career from your advice. Even after 15 years in the car business, I still learn something new every day. And if I don’t learn something new during business hours, I don’t leave until I watch one of your videos, so I can say I DID learn something new. Whether it has to do with buying or selling a car or not… 😂😂

U da man Rob!!! I'm glad yall didn't go through with it and that they didn't see anything on your background check.

There’s an old Greek proverb; “Be careful where you put your bird, and your signature”

Not honey ove gravel, but meth over Newports maybe 😂😂😂

That name Rob the Throb so hilarious.

Wild

That's a good one!

this is awesome lol

The gentleman’s club is now a church. And to think your new location was once a church…

Hey Rob I'm getting ready to build a 1955 plymouth with a small block chevy and 9inch rear . Any cool ideas you could think of that would be attention getter

I have been to a some crazy bars on my birthdays and I cannot talk about what happened in here since It was that crazy. The bar was the Sun Down in Westminister Ca and that is all I will say

Not sure Rob's the kind of guy I'd go to for advice....... lol.

Platinum plus lol 😂

They called me.....Gravy Dave.

Haha that’s a great story

That series on Netflix is awesome!!

Aware of both "locations" lol

Should rename this story the double duece

The seedy place was NPH .. LoL ...

Life lesson...

What's the link rob? Ya know, for science

They call me PJ Goldberg

Lady in Lace, Sparkle City?

But theres a toy called the Rabbit haha

We almost had Rob the Throb and his stepmom

Bouncer with a gun 😅

The second club didn’t sound like a place to pick up JC Penney gals at.

So you started out at platinum plus and wound up at Nikitas, was this the first time that had happened to you lol?

Sounds like the Clairmont lounge in atlanta

I’d check to see if I still had my wallet if I even drove by a car lot that he was on…. Singlehandedly proving every used car salesman stereotype correct.

Lol well now I want to know what Matt's name was 😝😛

Man Oh Man, At my Bachelor Party my best man and friend was also named Matt. My night ended up the same way yours did minus the porn movie. However after a 2:30 am stop to a rough bar the night ended @ the Day's Inn.

Old girlfriend named me STANLEY REAMER.

Help he's stolen my throb

Please tell me the 2nd one was Godiva’s. 🤣😂🤣

So we’re you named after the toy or was the toy named after you?

All I'm gonna say is the corner of 123 and Washington Ave,,,am I right?

Gravel and honey sauce rob Pitts official chicken dipping sauce

Rob Pitts aka Mike Honcho

I bet that guy wishes he had those now! After this post, I'd bet somebody would chuck some coin at them for the grins.

chopped vw?

Love the stories! Long time viewer, First time commenter, but could you stop with the clickbait titles. I preferred the old ones :)

Rabbit is a little FLUSHED in this one 😂😂😂😂

Deewalkers?

Seriously… can I have a job Rabbit?

“..and his porn name is Dorian Vinlov”

Throbbing Rabbit

I was at a biker club one time With some friends we sat down. Been there about 45 minutes This woman asked me do want to dance I said no I don’t dance. My friend says I’ll dance with you she was like ok. While they were dancing her friend comes up to me. Says you know what she wants from you. I said no. She tells me my friend wants to fuc! You while her husband watches from the closet. These women wasn’t attractive at all. I told her oh hell no!! I’ll be honest it scared me. Because when I looked up her husband was staring me down. It was weird. I rounded my friends up told them we have to go. Told my friends I will explain it when we get out of here. So I did and my friends agreed with leaving. Of course my drunk friend that danced with the unattractive woman. Said I would’ve went home with her and let her husband watch. Crazy times but funny story

Man The second club sounds like that place younger Us knows to go to for that freshly fallen snow. The Urban Pharmacists and general brokers of altered mental states are the main clientele. Yet the club doesnt even unlock the doors till 11pm. That sort of "whoa shit, this place aint my sort of deal, one drink and we are leaving!" That sort...

Wouldn't be a rabbit story without some amount of porn

And remember everyone the avn awards are always the week before sema. Lol

That’s a club your pretty much guaranteed a gum job

BIG purple neon sign starts with a N??? 🤣

Nikita’s ???? Rob

Sounds like your name is tater salad

G2

Annnn demonetized bahahahahaha

Man I cannot believe it took me this long to unsubscribe good luck..

Rabbit u can paint a picture and spin that yarn. The best is that they come with a little bit of southern bullshit and extra butter on the biscuit. Keep it Rollin! Peace

makes me think of all these women and some guys making onlyfans accounts and thinking about if they actually think they'll go into acting or something after like its not gonna come back to bite them in the ass again! once you're naked on the internet its there for good!

Been dealing with back issues for years went to the Dr and now they are saying that I have a fractured vertebrae a few slipped disc and need surgery moral of the story don't go to the doctor

Honestly Rob, you try the best you can to give the advice from experience to help others from making those same mistakes but the reality is their still gonna make them 😆 have an excellent week and remember to drink lots of water on the set 😂😂😂…. Rob the Throb 🫵🏻🐰