I found a nightmare. 

i’m still mad that they have a character called spongebob SQUAREpants and made him round :(

At least they made it small and aerodynamic - perfect for throwing as far away as possible

It looks like one of the incredibly uncanny biblical angels

Man I remember finding this on my playground as a kid, there was only one song and I used it until it died

this is the most cursed chromecast i've ever seen

There was an art teacher in my middle school who collected anything and everything branded

I accidentally grouped this tab with something else and the auto-generated group name was "Psychology"

I'm glad he used the anvil instead of 1 Grit. 1 Grit was too good for this monstrosity.

I can rest well tonight knowing this abomination has been destroyed

This thing deserves to be sent through the Ebay global shipping program.

5:28

Get it? It's an "Eye" pod.

From my 8 year old son:

4:27

The absolute weirdest part is that it would be ridiculously easy to just take the generic rectangular mp3 player every company made and just print a spongebob face onto the back or something. Why an eyeball?

4:25

No one:

He found a Biblically Accurate Spingebill, I’m so proud of him

"what are we supposed to do with all these 512MB SpongeBob MP3 Players?"

2:39