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3:17 The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
The duck looks like a creepy asset you would find in a horror game, not overtly scary, but just placed in the back round giving off unsettling vibes lol
@@globox1998 At 04:50 you can barely see the (-) directly to the right of the Pkcells and just below and to the left of the dollaridoo. You can just barely see the (+) when he is talking about the glowing pustule around 05:09
really love how frustrated he gets at the volume controls not working after he hit it with the fuckin' rock. I don't know about you, but as a duck expert, generally they have a hard time functioning after you give them a concussion.
Let's be real, the duck was probably intended for a kid to use when their parents let them use the ipod and a kid wouldn't read the manual either, if anything he made the review more accurate to how it's intended audience would do, and it doesn't work for that audience sense the volume control buttons are barely visible
I showed this to my girlfriend. She fell in love with it, and is now traumatized after seeing you smash it. She's gonna buy one for herself now. I hope you're happy with what you have wrought.
@@Edible_edibility that wont be enough. You need the thing chained down with a million chains locked in the basement with 100s of doors all with 100s of locks.
I'm fairly certain that this is how you get a five nights at freddy's situation. You've insulted, electrified, smashed, and _bled_ on this duck, and now things are gonna get very spooky after dark.
As a person who made sure his stuffed animals were comfortable and happy as a child, I was not prepared for the 1 GRIT to Kwack Kwack's eye. My immediate reaction was a BIG 😰
The little duck at the beginning was gutted because Dank couldn't remove his SD Card. He had to get +1 Grit out and break it open just so he could get back the Card
@@amorprakash9472 everyone has their own sense of humor, amor. Maybe you don't find a joke funny that others do, but that's okay. Just keep it to yourself and let people enjoy their lives and everyone can be happy.
the people designing this: ''hey joe what do you want your ipod speaker thing to look like.'' "maybe its a duck and the ipod plugs in its back and it leans up against its head." "hmmm good idea, HEY JARED WHAT DO YOU THINK!" "lets make that backwards" "jared are you high?" "what no no n-" (passes out)
I didn't think the duck could be more scary when you first revealed it, and then it's eyes started PULSING to the beat of Scarlet Fire. Absolute Horror.
You can just tell that the only reason this exists is because somebody said "Dude we should make an iPod dock," and their colleague said "Did you say duck?" "... yes,"
As an Aussie I find your use of a “z” In apologising to be wreaking havoc on my eyes, it may even reek of something unpleasant. Spell and grammar check before you go public, was that your point? 😆😆
@@altogumanator3000 it’s called sarcasm, an ingrained sense of humour gifted to Aussies at birth which means we can take the absolute piss out of each and still have a beer together after and not getting a lawyer instead or even go crying to your mum or as you might say mom 🤷🏻♀️
@@kaczkamostna2917 the spare parts bin of god's assembly plant, put together by the intern who earns minimum wage and is being worked in eventhough he has been working there for an eternity.
“Let’s *fact* it I’m just procrastinating doing the editing” the best apology message about production defects is one with a spelling error lolol. Seriously though love your content
i started watching you like 2 months ago and WOW am i obsessed with your channel. i haven’t watched every video i binge a ton during my free time and before i sleep hopefully getting through almost all of your videos. i honestly don’t remember how i found you either and i don’t comment often but hello from the U S of A!
"Room filling sound, yeah, so's a wet fart on a hard wooden table." Oh god, that's one of the best lines yet, and pretty much exactly what I imagine this horrifying thing sounding like. Thank you for putting it out of it's misery.
I like to think those of us that always do know just a little bit more about him and understand him just a little bit better making his content all the better I’m betting he makes it so short to see who really like his content
I'm screaming at my screen "LOOK FOR THE + and - BUTTONS ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD !!!!! I CAN SEE IT TROUGH RU-vid COMPRESSION YOU MAGNIFICENT AUSSIE !!!!!" And now I'm single again.
Ah yes. It has a pulsating glowing tumor, all-seeing eyes of suffering, a 30 pin, batteries, screws, blown out eyes, and an aux connector. Just like a real duck
I just lost it at "it is the face of fully cooked". I was rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes laughing and also now i have moderate stomach ache
I love how the speakers are placed like one of those paintings that always looks at you. Also, nice Wii U in the room with the couch in it. Seriously, that console is way underrated.
The volume controls are on the ducks head. There is a (-) sign on the left, (+) sign on the right, molded into the plastic. Behind the eyes, along the top mold line.
Ive been looking at it even with this description, and I can't find it xD Edit: 4:54 oh i see it, but it's so faint, would've been nice if it was just an obvious button, coz it's not obvious enough
I keep on realizing that the patreon names get faster and faster every video, because more people buy his patreon, and he has to keep it in the same amount of time.
I love how he figures out how to turn it up... Then turns it down without realizing that he turned it down. Then again it's so laggy (probably due to not handling many repeated inputs well) you wouldn't be able to tell
Plot twist : The Tiny Duck™ is a war general of the Duckling Kingdom, and for being mistreated by the One Grit™, he has called a reinforcement. This is only the beginning.
"Who is actually looking at this text?" That would be me Mr Dank. On mobile I may add, took a few attempts to pause it on the correct frame. We appreciate the hard work and as a designer, I know the perfection pain oh so well. Take care boyo, love from sunny Scotland.
I freaked out at first, i thought u were murdering a real duck! But then I saw the wires come out, and I felt relieved, omg, u gotta give it to them, 12/10 for realism
Obviously since they’re on the bottom of the world all of our radiation runs down to them and they end up with giant spiders and snakes and ducks like this
I'm almost positive that the designers looked at the Five Night's at Freddy's duck and went: "Oh, mate, what if we made that nightmarish duck into a hideous iPod dock for children!!
