I Got Hacked | Net Positive with John Crist

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Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.
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Intro (0:00)
John got hacked (13:15)
Pandemic skip (54:00)
Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)
Jack Harlow (1:10:30)
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@REFORM3DBLVR 8 месяцев назад

“I knew you were trouble when you didn’t have water, gone.” Wanted to recognize that was hilarious.

@courtneylovesit 8 месяцев назад

Someone literally died

@marissaboone6894 8 месяцев назад

Actually at Taylor’s Brazil show, they didn’t have seats in the pit. It was very hot and they didn’t have enough stations for water. People were passing out left and right and someone even died because of the heat. It was pretty crazy 😵‍💫 they finally let people bring in water bottles and food because the water and food they had was astronomical in pricing and very limited. She had to cancel one show because it was to hot. AND there is no intermission at her shows. Anyways, love the pod!🤣

@brandyhankinson3590 8 месяцев назад

Love the pod! Adding more context to the Taylor Swift water issue in the South America shows, they did not have seats like we did in the U.S. shows. The floor is a huge pit and they had been standing outside for 6+ hours in extreme heat and were not allowed to bring water into the stadium. Getting out of the out of the pit to get water access was not like being in a floor seat in the U.S.

@tammyboon6259 7 месяцев назад

Yea, I don't get why they didn't know more details about this?!?! I am new to John Crist & his comedy & podcast.

@mandyjamcknight 8 месяцев назад

I'm one of the unfollowers. It had nothing to do with you, John. You are amazing! I was just concerned that I would be hacked by association. Seems silly now. Already refollowed you. Is that even a word? I bet a lot of others thought the same. That number will be back up in no time!

@bettyhutcheson5190 8 месяцев назад

I was hacked on Facebook and they made other accounts in my name and I don't know what to do.

@krystallindsey0087 8 месяцев назад

Bummed me out when I saw a bunch of people un-follow you on FB. If they didn't want to deal with the crazy posts, they could have just muted you until the provlem was solved. I've had my account hacked, and it is such a pain. Hopefully most of those people come back now that you got it back! You're killing it bro! We appreciate ya!

@erinborja8874 8 месяцев назад

The Brazil show was kind of a big story- it’s not like she does that every show… The water thing was the fault of crappy local regulation- not like a typical concert I guess. It was 130 degrees in the stadium. Someone died!

@BIGGER_RED 8 месяцев назад

Andrew has been speaking up more and it's been 🔥🔥🔥

@kristinbaisden 8 месяцев назад

Except for his Ohio hatred 👎

@staceybeuster2057 8 месяцев назад

Love you guys and huge fan of the pod..but you're gonna have to fact check the bit re: Taylor Swift stopping her concert to get a fan water...context is everything here

@ainsliemacmaster6645 8 месяцев назад

Yeah, wait, I think I heard someone had passed away from dehydration in Brazil heat?

@tanishafaber3548 8 месяцев назад

It was such a bizarre take. I love the pod and at first I thought they were all just doing a bit to get swifties all riled up, (which admittedly, I'm usually down for) I don't normally see his content so far removed from pop cultural news. Or hey, maybe it was a bit and he successfully got some non-swifty's riled up. If so, Touché. Looking forward to that fact check segment.

@courtneylovesit 8 месяцев назад

Someone literally died from heat and dehydration.

@donalddetschner1339 8 месяцев назад

The day you got hacked, a friend from church asked if any of us follow your page and noticed the content. I jokingly said that I didn't follow it til today, lol. Glad you got it back, love you guys!!

@ValerieBlack-v7z 9 дней назад

It’s wild to say that too about the pandemic because I got married, got pregnant, and traveled to 3 different states during the pandemic. And I’m in California so these people here were crazy about keeping us locked down! I love you guys, thank you for this podcast 😂

@ashleydvorak8207 7 месяцев назад

I got hacked around the same time! I lost EVERYTHING - 17 years of memories - pissed me off! Including my business page and volunteer organizations' pages I designed. No way to get any of it back from my understanding either (I've gotten lots of spam from people claiming they can help me out but yeah....I don't dare go there). Good thing I had my photos backed up elsewhere. Literally depressing.

@AmazingBibleFacts 8 месяцев назад

I woke up and saw it and was like um, he definitely got hacked.

@billy_humphrey 8 месяцев назад

Chick-fil-A: we didn’t invent the protestor, just the protestor mascot.

@shelleyoenbrink8838 8 месяцев назад

Love the pod, but you need to do your homework on the Taylor Swift situation. Fans were not able to bring in water, and it was difficult to find any at the venue. It was more than 100 degrees. A fan fell ill due to the heat and ended up passing away. Taylor was once again looking out for her fans!

@courtneylovesit 8 месяцев назад

The fact that you commented this 3 days ago and they haven’t taken this down is so gross

@amychaffin4138 6 месяцев назад

I started following you on RU-vid because of you being hacked! I saw the stories on Facebook and was like, weird… and started googling you because I’m nosey and was like oh my gosh you’re sooooo funny! Bought tickets to see you in Cleveland, bingeing net positive…. Thank you hackers.

@yaniahrivera513 8 месяцев назад

“Write your name” Goes Crazy 😂😂😂😂

@Hannah-ew8rw Месяц назад

loll

@AyeeeMeee 8 месяцев назад

I immediately sent you a FB message with a screenshot of the story the first and second time I saw it just in case you weren't aware. Then I muted the story because it was getting really weird. The Christian radio station KLove had the same thing happen a while back. It's such a shame that these people target Christians and make so many people so uncomfortable.

@jmoser 8 месяцев назад

A young fan died at that show because of the heat and that is why she was helping her fans get water. Look it up. The Taylor bit wasn’t funny.

@Jordan-116 8 месяцев назад

The Facebook Logo was his logo. lol oh God John 😅

@Train3131 8 месяцев назад

I have said this in the past but with most pods that I listen to I skip the ad reads but with “net positive” I listen to ever word! You guys make all add reads perfect! Now I am shaving with my "Handyman” while sleeping on my “miracle” sheets drinking my “AG1” amazing job everyone! 😂

@ggsnubs 8 месяцев назад

Found John’s burner account…

@mindyhuntbeach8026 8 месяцев назад

John - just got your book and i'm letting you read it to me! Just started it and look forward to finding out more about you.

@KonversationsWithKarson 8 месяцев назад

When he asked where did you get all those terrorist ideas. Net positive. I died.

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

Thank you for making life happier and more. enlightened.. The . Children taught and my Daughter at your age... Taught in Georgia..

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

! FINALLY! Live and! my laughter!BLESSINGS from Casper Wyoming d

@CherylAllisonOR 7 месяцев назад

I bought tickets to the Feb 2024 Knoxville performance because Candi Davis said I should see your show. I had never heard of you before--probably because I'm a PCUSA Presbyterian. So I buy pit seats because she said you're that good. Then I went to your Facebook page and saw salacious images of a nearly naked woman and thought, "What the hell did I just buy tickets for?"

@Train3131 8 месяцев назад

I read the comments everyone is saying the same thing! I unfollowed too as well thinking that it was a copy cat page…but I re-followed also! Glad you and your team figured it out!

@carterman7709 8 месяцев назад

Oh I kinda enjoyed the content you were posting over Thanksgiving...

@beth2777 8 месяцев назад

OMG, at the gym and lost it! 😂

@webdevca 8 месяцев назад

San Diego, CA represent

@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад

I can’t w/that chick talking about the “pandemic skip” 🤦🏼‍♀️ We’re not talking about young kids left home alone on computers because they couldn’t go to school. She’s talking about full grown adults. How does a few months of not being able to do much in public affect your brain development, maturity, life skills etc?? 3 yrs is crazy. How does that dramatically affect your decision about whether to have kids? None of this makes sense. Sounds like these women are just trying to excuse their laziness or cause complacency. Literally nobody said you have to have life figured out at 30. But blaming the pandemic for your personal choices is crazy.

@HPTFan 8 месяцев назад

Facts. I can see why a lot are becoming more Red Pilled. God be with them all.

@zacharymiller2647 5 месяцев назад

Minivans with teeth 💀

@AshleyLyons-uv7ui 8 месяцев назад

I usually listen to the podcast on Spotify while driving but have been watching on RU-vid recently… can 100% say I AGREE with the comment about assuming what Andrew looked like. Kind of like seeing someone from the radio in person 😂 sorry my guy

@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад

Finally Cali getting some love! We love Steph Curry. We’ll take it. My son is also Stephan.

@carolinelvsewe 8 месяцев назад

When I was 26 and a salesman came to the door and asked if my mom was home? I said, “that was your first mistake” and closed the door.

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

Taking your advise and not going back on things.... at least not doing to "catch up".... Was sinking fast on the live thing!:( It was a crazy busy day! So, downloading Spotify! Hey I joined Twitter due to Tucker... So you are right up there:) You guys are great! I did watch the episode with your "significant other" John... Or lack there of:) the thing about the flag wrapped Mustang.. Nobody mentioned the "MUSTANG" part after your initial description. Bummer! Osteen did not "invent"the phrase If truth be known it was probably Iiquor ad from back in the day... Just saying!

@Caribeque 8 месяцев назад

What up brother!

@lisaelias5330 8 месяцев назад

Love Andrew's hat!

@dawnrodriguez5099 8 месяцев назад

It wasn’t a MOVIE theatre. 😂

@TammyStites 8 месяцев назад

You're coming to Huntsville!!!!! I will be there!!

@alliecastro05 6 месяцев назад

Born and raised in Cali. So weird because yea, it’s a sucky state in many ways but the weather and the geographical variety is really hard to leave. Hard to find a place that compares in those areas. Plus, living where I do in Cali, natural disasters are pretty nonexistent. Not too excited about facing any extreme weather in another state.

@dggirl6190 8 месяцев назад

I knew it wasn’t you and just muted you until it was fixed. I’m standing by you.

@humble_prairie_homestead 8 месяцев назад

I unfollwed just until the posts stopped. Already followed again. Hope you get your followers back.

@samanthamckeown3309 8 месяцев назад

It’s not about getting people water to prevent another event. It’s about the way she said it. It’s nobody’s job. Yes, prices are astronomical in concessions, but so were the ticket prices.

@Christopher_Lind 8 месяцев назад

I really hope you’re still planning on showing up for the recording session of the podcast. It’d be epic if Candice was there ready to record. 🤯

@abbyleighw 8 месяцев назад

My life didn’t pause at all during the pandemic. My now husband and I went on our first date the week that the world shut down. Proceeded to get engaged and married in 2021. I also work for a small town coffee house that took off during Covid. We now have 3 locations.

@andreahammond8967 8 месяцев назад

Another perspective on so many of your fans viewing those stories... if you click on it, it goes away, if not it's the first thing you see every time you open the app

@eandm_creations 8 месяцев назад

Except the next image is there first again. I'm one who unfollowed bc I couldn't handle the images and just wanted it to be gone.

@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад

@@eandm_creationsyeah I did too

@CalebBaleFinance 8 месяцев назад

On behalf of all Ohioans, we're flattered.

@kimberlyrandyfuqua1091 8 месяцев назад

Does Chick-fil-A even serve beef!? I'm pretty sure they don't! The closest one to me is an hour way. That's why I don't knew this... lol

@AlexDMast 8 месяцев назад

randomly curious is this the traffic cone hoodie?

@ashleyleiner9190 8 месяцев назад

Poor John is also going to get destroyed I’m sure for his T Swift take😅

@AfricanDaisy_87 8 месяцев назад

Whoop! Whoop! Cali made the list 🎉

@jessicabotello1321 7 месяцев назад

Damn I was on andrews side about the black bears 💀😂

@AfricanDaisy_87 8 месяцев назад

I was hacked, not too long ago. I think the only goal of the hacker was to embarrass me or something like that. He got inside the profile of this girl I follow that is an aesthetician and found the most ratchet pictures he could and posted them all over my Facebook. On my Facebook, I mostly keep my church friends, mind you these are independent fundamental Baptist , very conservative. Yikes! Can you imagine? At the time I had just begun talking to a go from church that I am possibly interested in, he was the one that told me I should check he thinks I have been hacked. Let’s say we haven’t really talked to social media since then 😮 awkward!

@edwinthorpe2663 8 месяцев назад

Texas starting lineup is Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio and Waco depending on if the coach has a crush on Joana Gaines. FW and Witchita Falls are in the rotation

@mattshults7818 8 месяцев назад

Let’s go Missouri at the 5 spot, fellows.

@michaelsmith6722 8 месяцев назад

not gonna lie, I had to unfollow John because those "stories" popped up on my iPad while sitting in a church staff meeting and I had some colleagues very confused - hahahhaahaa....Glad it got cleaned up...I am now following you again! now your shy 499,999 followers

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

Guess the mystery was solved on being hacked.. And now we know John didn't loose to crazy:) Unlike some of us who were in crazy and circled around!

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

I hit 70 this year and also thinkin' it out! Looks like good example of victim mentality! Oh John... the alpha female thing is rampant with our young people!

@kellyrathbun4500 8 месяцев назад

After the “Do Bears Eat Meat” convo, I can’t help but wonder how Andrew feels about beets and battlestar galactica?

@CoranceLChandler 8 месяцев назад

Deers, cows, sheep and horses have been documented eating small mammals, reptiles and even human remains. It's not their preferred diet but they're not as picky as we give them credit for

@aarondavistx 8 месяцев назад

“FORT WORTH if that counts as two.” Say goodbye to all you Ft Worth fans 😂😂😂

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

Wyoming has fresh air... Great Mountains and People...

@angelalane7924 8 месяцев назад

Just here to comment for the fact check on someone dying due to dehydration at T Swift concert - Mr. Crist is gonna haaave to backtrack here and I’m ready and waiting. (Still best podcast there is though)

@EllenSails 8 месяцев назад

So curious how the Buffalo show will be for you. My home town. Sadly went way woke.

@merisastone9076 8 месяцев назад

One of your biggest fans here, been to your show, read your book, stuck with ya through being cancelled and the hacking, never missed a podcast. That being said, am I the only one who thinks the intro music is creepy? Like a murder podcast or something?

@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад

Ppl acting appalled by the fb stories while continuing to go back to it is hilarious.. taking screen shots & sending them to ppl is another level. So many ppl didn’t realize you can mute stories or oh don’t know maybe just avoid fb for a few days. Gasp! 😂 I realize for John it sucked but I think he uses the word “horrific” loosely.

@melissalettner6947 8 месяцев назад

Andrew, in your defense on brown bears. They feed to almost 80 percent on tree bark, leaves, roots, mushrooms, nuts, fruit and berries. Besides plant foods, they are not averse to meat (for example: small rodents, birds, frogs or snakes), fish and carrion.

@Hannah-ew8rw Месяц назад

46:12 Write your name?!??? ITS BLANK SPACE

@adamwarren5654 8 месяцев назад

I’m upset I never heard a Thanksgiving Manscaped promo talking about giblets or all the trimmings.

@digitaltapestrymusic 8 месяцев назад

Yeah dude I actually was one of the ones that reached out to you and messaged ya and asked if you got hacked cause I figured you had and wasn’t sure if you were aware

@PeteWaldron 8 месяцев назад

Hot take: I need water!

@mosoho 8 месяцев назад

I didn’t go anywhere in 2019, I’m not going anywhere now. ❤

@terryhaustin8860 8 месяцев назад

I unfollowed because I didn’t want to see those images but as soon as you fixed it I rejoined

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

This old lady has been trying to catch up

@Amy_Mi6 8 месяцев назад

Anyone else feel like Crist and Mr. Beast kinda resemble eachother?? Like if someone told me they were cousins I totally wouldn't question it.

@user-cr7gg1zn2w 8 месяцев назад

O-H! 🤗

@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад

I-O! Rip the game

@suzettezarate9507 8 месяцев назад

I unfollowed as well, but only because I didn't want my children to see those images. I believed you we're hacked.

@tammyboon6259 7 месяцев назад

Sorry, you guys are the CLUELESS ones here!!!! This concert was in S. America, I think Brazil! The heat was SO EXTREME that someone died BEFORE the concert even started!!!! At 1 pt, Taylor Swift had to cancel the concert the NEXT DAY & had to postpone for a day!!!!! You actually see her struggling to breathe at some point!!!

@sharonwatson3320 8 месяцев назад

Make it part of your show from here on out! Let people know!

@kimladd5100 8 месяцев назад

I knew you were hacked, but unfollowed until you had time to straighten it out. God bless

@cathycolcord2098 8 месяцев назад

Gotta admit you guys really got it wrong on the Taylor Swift bit. You obviously did not do your research. Not having water was a really big deal as they weren’t allowed to bring any in and a girl died. She was making sure her fans were safe.

@MelodyJoy26 8 месяцев назад

I mean, he was shot by an actor, definitely wouldn’t have worked if it was a movie 😂

@darlenemcintyre9998 8 месяцев назад

I don't think your allowed to bring your own water to a concert and it's really expensive to buy. They must have water fountains though,

@C5Rose3 8 месяцев назад

Central America: Guatemala, Belize, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama. 🙄

@shawnakohl5056 8 месяцев назад

Did you get my package?

@marshahamilton4765 8 месяцев назад

Pro Texas Teams: Astros, Rangers, Cowboys, Texans, Mavericks, Stars, Spurs, Rockets Dude, c’mon!

@deborahhoward5471 8 месяцев назад

Not New Orleans as 3rd tier!!!! 🙁

@jathanielpettitt1027 8 месяцев назад

Ok seriously how can you put FL over Texas. Their top five cities might even be able to go up against CA. 1. Houston, 2. Dallas, 3. Austin, 4. San Antonio, 5. Ft. Worth. No we did, but even cracked the top five in Texas and has a population bigger than Nashville and Knoxville.

@lovemom5723 7 месяцев назад

Does anyone know of a person or place that I can contact to recover Facebook? Andrew mentioned he knows someone. My friend lost YEARS of content right after her high school sweetheart died from a heart attack. She has lost sooo much! Is there anyone that can help?

@hearmerohr8568 8 месяцев назад

I unfollowed right away when i saw the content. I didn't know what to think but I didn't want to see it so I just left. I didn't even really thing you got hacked... sorry dude. But I didn't get mad I just didn't wanna see it so I just left. So I will go follow again :)

@brygoss6733 8 месяцев назад

Plants want to live

@TwentyPeace 8 месяцев назад

The Kutless guys lost theirs and deleted everything and lost it for a year.

@shawnakohl5056 8 месяцев назад

Love you guys. But…..someone died at that concert. And they didn’t have seats in the pit.

@shawnakohl5056 8 месяцев назад

It was 140 degrees.

@francesbarron4879 7 месяцев назад

Ever since you were hacked, I don’t see your posts and weird stuff in my messages

@TeresaO82 8 месяцев назад

Beaumont is sold out cause those are the real people down there. My family is from Orange. Look up Vidor's history ✌🏼

@lorim2000 8 месяцев назад

He lost 500,000 followers who probably get scammed over the phone by Saudi princes because they don’t understand the internet. It drives me crazy when people don’t recognize when someone has been hacked. PS black bears definitely eat meat, I’m in Canada surrounded by bears. They can take down a grown moose! But I had that wrong before so no shade.

@iankristofer1 8 месяцев назад

Dude. Close the laptop!!!!!! Immediately!

@C5Rose3 8 месяцев назад

Candace was also on The View and got so much political and personal flack from that.

@langell77 7 месяцев назад

Your math isn't mathing. I think that young lady was couting covid years as most all of 2020, all of 2021, and all of 2022... so that is 3 years to her.