Who’s Got My Clubs? | Net Positive with John Crist

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We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
We're sorry (10:02)
Geography (22:20)
John's Outrageous Airport Story (31:20)
Johns HATES Georgia
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@adamwarren5654 8 месяцев назад

Updated: Lately I’ve been seeing some frozen moments in the videos. Not sure if y’all are aware of it, but there are 5 instances this video.

@eandm_creations 7 месяцев назад

Agreed. I thought maybe my Internet was being flaky, but it's been consistent.

@beckyshealthandwellnessjou4600 7 месяцев назад

Same

@sueannwoods2953 7 месяцев назад

One example is during the Taco Bell section near 1:27:55.

@ToddHandell 7 месяцев назад

Yea i've noticed it too, really frustrating for sure. Wonder whats going on with when they export the video to its final form.

@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад

I wasn’t one of ppl commenting about the Taylor situation but just wanted to say I have so much respect for you guys in terms of your sensitivity to horrific topics. Ya’ll are funny & entertaining but the reason I feel good about being a fan of the pod is because of your integrity. The fact that ya’ll are open to fact checking, trying to be self aware & accountable elevates this podcast for me. Ya’ll have rizz AND authenticity.. it’s a double win! 😆

@jessicabotello1321 7 месяцев назад

44:39 Lydia saying “what’s the name of your podcast again?” Is wild 😂💀John laughing and crying on the inside 😂

@KLMJRM2009 8 месяцев назад

My Thursday is finally complete….. even at 11am. Love this pod and all y’all. ❤ Makes my SAH mom chores bearable with lots of laughter.

@janae09 8 месяцев назад

Editing is messed up with this video. Several instances of frozen screen with video still playing.

@3179jdc 7 месяцев назад

Next time, say you found it and turn it in to the airports lost and found. After you leave, call lost and found and see if anyone turned them in.

@melissaowens0321 7 месяцев назад

This is genius

@anitacunha4555 7 месяцев назад

Hey!! I am traveling from Boston to MN to see your show in April!! I can't wait! 👋👋👋

@jrens8286 7 месяцев назад

..May be on thin ice but this is my favorite episode to date...off the rails is so much more fun.😂

@melissaowens0321 7 месяцев назад

Same!!!

@angelalane7924 8 месяцев назад

Y’all are the best. I waited all week to see your response. A+

@Christopher_Lind 8 месяцев назад

On the stopping shows theme. Hypothetically, if I brought my 7 little kids to your show, held up my phone with “Need Benadryl,” would you stop it? 😂

@melissaowens0321 7 месяцев назад

😂😂😂

@carenvanderwesthuizen 8 месяцев назад

Hello from Pretoria South Africa. This week had a great average of 34 degrees Celsius during the day...😅 Cape Town is spectacular. The Drakenberg Mountain Range is a must see. Keep up your intelligible content🎉😂.

@ashergonzalez1910 8 месяцев назад

Just watching the intro and I'm already dying 🤣🤣🤣

@karenbryan702 Месяц назад

Love listening to you guys ❤😂

@elderdavev 7 месяцев назад

Being of the generation of John's parents, I can attest that evolution was the only thing being taught in my public schools in Cleveland in the 60's and 70's. Check out the Scopes monkey trials. Love the podcast and laugh a lot.

@slmadison1213 8 месяцев назад

Congrats on 3rd show at Ryman dude! The hometown love has got to feel really good.

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

! ! Oopz! I forgot I downloaded Spotify.. Just for you! I downloaded Twitter for Tucker... You are moving up❤

@iankristofer1 7 месяцев назад

What is hillarious is that is literally EVERY license plate here in our missionary country lol!

@elizabethretzlaff7612 7 месяцев назад

Too bad there isn't a 'babbel' for geography 😂 this ep had me entertained all through my overnight shift. Love ya'all /// curious, any chance you guys will be touching on the NBA In Season tournament? Just wondering what your thoughts ✌️

@ashergonzalez1910 8 месяцев назад

Love the evolution take boys!

@kdebusk2010 7 месяцев назад

Bro!! I just realized, with what you just said about the Britney Spears song…… what hit me baby one more time means!!!😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve been through life okay, I even have a crunk tattoo. I would sing that song loud and proud when I was a young girl. NOW I am shocked I didn’t know what it meant soone😂😂😂 holy schnikes!

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

You are great about making us belly laughs! So real... and getting sober is cool! Now we get sober minded and drunk in the spirit... HOLY SPIRIT!!!

@lindadroy7323 3 дня назад

LOL . ❤ FROM CANADA…

@theallisoncartwright 5 месяцев назад

Fun fact: every time I’ve flown to Hong Kong it’s been through California over the Pacific to Hong Kong However,last time I flew to Hong Kong I left out of Boston and we went east up over Greenland across the north pole and came down through Russia China, Hong Kong. It was pretty cool.

@meredithlawhorn7044 8 месяцев назад

Part of the pre-planning committee at a stadium and not a Taylor Swift fan per se. But what I saw she via her team care the most about the health and safety of her fans. I was impressed.

@peggyswalley2605 8 месяцев назад

Still not within a hundred miles of Billings, Montana. We would love to have you here or somewhere close.

@ghersh425 5 месяцев назад

Show up in Indiana. A whole lotta people in Arby's.

@doctorandrew04 7 месяцев назад

In south America, you are allowed to bring water to restaurants and other places because their water isn't clean, do nobody can drink the water in the faucet. But bottled water has a cost

@SS-ms2hg 8 месяцев назад

Unclaimed baggage is in Scottsboro, AL.

@melissa8580 7 месяцев назад

28:12 does anyone else’s video freeze at this point? It freezes but the time keeps moving. There is a long gap here where the video is messed up for me 😞😣🫣😮‍💨.

@janadedene1861 7 месяцев назад

Yes! Ugh I had this too!

@momofthree9100 8 месяцев назад

At Clemson’s Death Valley you can bring in an unopened bottle of water (at least in my clear bag I can and do it every game). Not sure of other stadium policies.

@iankristofer1 8 месяцев назад

He says Russia! then John follows up with Antartica!!!!???? umm John you were NOT homeschooled lol!

@michellewrenn 6 месяцев назад

So I graduated in 1989. We were taught evolution and creationism. This was in public school in a Dallas, TX suburb.

@LindaAAdams-ce8pv 7 месяцев назад

😂 Is John banging nose snot on the table at 1:25:50? 🤣😂😜

@nicholepatrick7857 7 месяцев назад

Lost or unclaimed baggage goes to be sold. There's a place in Alabama where you can buy luggage and it's contents

@alliecastro05 6 месяцев назад

I neeeed Alex’s conspiracy theory episode!

@elizabethdickerson7079 7 месяцев назад

Is the tornado is the town in Tennessee that you guys did that episode for first time visitors ?

@melissakennedy2849 8 месяцев назад

Oh my gosh, I was just in Parma. I couple days ago L O L didn’t know people act that way at chipotle.

@iankristofer1 7 месяцев назад

bwah ha...is it cold in SA? YES john because it's near ANTARTICA LOL!!!!!

@abbyleighw 7 месяцев назад

There’s a store in Alabama near Guntersville called unclaimed baggage and stuff that gets left at airports, never claimed, gets sold there for cheap.

@abbyleighw 7 месяцев назад

Not me commenting right before John said it lol

@abbyleighw 7 месяцев назад

Somebody might go to the store before you do and find them and sell them for outrageous on the internet 😂

@abbyleighw 7 месяцев назад

Sorry I have too many comments, my brother and I were raised by our grandparents. Of course against rap music but that’s what we were listening to at the time. My grandmother went out to move my brothers car one day and horrific rap music started playing, she took the CD out and came in the house crying and snapped it in front of him. What she didn’t know at the time was that was a country CD and that music was coming from his iPod. 😭

@forrestmaners6962 7 месяцев назад

U need to go to one of those baggage auctions

@85transam 7 месяцев назад

I am an air traffic controller. Many airplanes fly over the poles. North America to/from Asia.

@ashleydvorak8207 7 месяцев назад

1) couldn't you get water out of the faucet in the bathroom?? (in the U.S. at least). Granted, I don't know what Brazil's drinking water might be like ...... never been there ....... 2) Arby's is kinda popular in South Dakota, lol. I worked at a Taco Johns for 4 years in high school and loved it, but I purposely made it fun :)

@deborahhoward5471 7 месяцев назад

Awww, y’all lost me on the evolution segment. But that’s ok - still love the pod!

@christine_muts 8 месяцев назад

wait, I recently started watching this podcast...does the guy without the cap believe that the earth is flat?👀 I hope you guys bring this up on the conspiracy episode cause I wanna understand where this perspective comes from

@daniellea2 7 месяцев назад

I graduated high school in the mid 90s. Evolution was taught exclusively. FYI - I grew up in very blue state.

@alliecastro05 6 месяцев назад

Love the hat, Andrew. BTW you’re looking great for your age. 👍🏻

@destinywhitehouse4908 7 месяцев назад

Commercial flights do fly up and over. My dad has gone to Japan and its faster to fly over than it is to fly around.

@susieortiz956 8 месяцев назад

55 miles from Alaska to Russia at their closest point. Mind blown

@ToddHandell 7 месяцев назад

Don't be sleeping on GT Football man... they made a bowl game which was a huge step in the right direction. They are gonna right the ship under Brent Key I think! #GoJackets

@glamgal28 8 месяцев назад

i was laughing so hard during the Taylor rant last episode and agreed with them. I know these guys didn't know of what had happened, i surely didn't know either. I think they handled it this episode very respectfully. No need for ppl to drag them about it just explain the facts and they will respond about the topic on the next episode. They've been doing that from the start when they call something out wrong lol and I'm sure it won't be their last time getting called on something. They welcome ppl to fact check them 😂

@shawnakohl5056 7 месяцев назад

Nah I still love you guys

@sarahbotha8090 8 месяцев назад

y'all need a globe in the office/on the pod ☺The airplane would freeze up ☺ Time to have a geography lesson. ☺ South America looks like it is further south than South Africa.

@user-gn3tl6zk3s 7 месяцев назад

26:21 I’m looking at the National Geographic world map on my wall right now, not true Love y’all

@doctorandrew04 7 месяцев назад

John. I'm a huge Georgia fan. Graduate from UGA in 2010. Now I'm living in Peru as a medical missionary. Don't generalize all fans as the ones who don't leave home and only live and die football. Honestly, this is college football fans in general. You could say what you said about Georgia for every other fan base. You're just jealous your team is awful. Haha. I still love you and will continue to listen, but you can't be hating on my dawgs like that

@bobbieramsey4024 8 месяцев назад

Not sure why they didn’t hold them for you when you returned

@timothytraver5918 8 месяцев назад

The Origin of Species is mediocre science fiction.

@ForTheBrand 8 месяцев назад

Wait, so is this different from the pod?

@irishtwinadventures-wp8467 7 месяцев назад

28:21 video freezes for 5 seconds

@BIGGER_RED 7 месяцев назад

How could Taylor Swift see people way off the stage with the bright stage lights in her face tho?

@billiparis3203 8 месяцев назад

Greetings from Casper Wyoming!! Wrong on your locations!!!! I am sending ya'all a,world map, for the wall! You clearly did not learn Geography in my, class!

@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад

The chipotle menace should work at Burger King or Wendy’s. Don’t understand the Arby’s hate. How is Burger King still in business?? Also I’d for sure walk up in there & be like “well well the tables have turned.” 😂

@sarahbotha8090 8 месяцев назад

John, your clubs are gone.

@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад

Wait.. there was more than Noah & his family prior to the flood. I’m confused by what point John’s trying to make there.

@kristinlr 8 месяцев назад

John’s “arctica” tirade is not boding well for the pro-homeschool argument

@revrobrodriguez 7 месяцев назад

A lot of freezing in the video

@freimundse 7 месяцев назад

Why are you checking the lost and found for your golf clubs? They were not lost, nor stolen, or even misplaced. They were neglected, left in the cold to fend for themselves. I picture the golf clubs sitting alone, cold and unwanted...while hearing that Sarah McLachlan song from the dog commercial. You heartless son on a ...

@melissaowens0321 7 месяцев назад

Can’t believe there’s no one else in the comments excited for the conspiracy episode or waiting to scream… it’s flat and the maps are wrong. 😂 bc it is and they are.