I Live Alone - Numb: Simon Amstell Live at the BBC - BBC Four

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@GmMxt 11 лет назад

He always sounds like he's on the verge of tears

@sunkenblankets 7 лет назад

"i'm alive, i'm alive!" seriously the best LOL. gotta give it up for anyone who does existential humor well.

@zufgh 10 лет назад

"I'm now rarely watching anything unless there is a person in it...who has been tricked!" Genius.

@smol_chilli_pepper 11 лет назад

On tumblr there was a version of this where they replaced the laughter with sad music and it was so depressing.

@InkSplatter 6 лет назад

oh no

@dchris1990 11 лет назад

love the way his voice squeeks at "tricked"

@steve-marsh Год назад

Absolute genius!

@KgUkwqrJLbCP7rs3w7 11 лет назад

When I wake up, it just gets darker.

@pinking123et 8 лет назад

Church *cheeky smile*

@danieleisen2069 7 лет назад

Seems to drag on forever huh.

@jnishar 3 года назад

I'm laughing through my tears.

@FireGamer99 11 лет назад

Why would someone on the internet use a word and not know what it means. Inconceivable!

@sillydarkcreatures 11 лет назад

awww i hope he finds the right guy

@starbelly2000 11 лет назад

Truth + depression.... + joke = comedy

@Pootergeist 11 лет назад

"The truth is so sad, that you can only laugh it away."

@VASILLEVSKI1878 11 лет назад

You are one of them!

@iaincaseinterpreter 11 лет назад

"Never read the comments on a video you enjoyed" So very true.

@tommymarco9988 4 года назад

so so true!

@VvLOGiKvV 11 лет назад

This guy gets it.

@DJFienx 11 лет назад

It's called a mixing desk. This has been produced, and so the volume of the room mics get turned up for the laughs.

@Suxorixorage 11 лет назад

Inconceivable!

@FigmentSALabel 8 лет назад

I live alone and I do the same.

@misterkevinoh 11 лет назад

Good jokes, good comedian.

@Cinemeuf 11 лет назад

Thank you so much ! The one with the coat was really fun xD

@kioftor 11 лет назад

The worst pain, is the pain of loneliness.

@TrufflesMushroom 11 лет назад

Fucking brilliant stuff! Really plays up the British self-deprecating humor... And his delivery is so unique, I like it.

@HughieMunro 11 лет назад

He was very good on Buzzcocks.

@airheadsin 11 лет назад

It's the way he said it that makes it funny

@EpicOcrafters 11 лет назад

I feel Dan relates to this, alot :P

@vimeraphotography 11 лет назад

They laugh because of the way he intonates the sentence and because they know it will go downhill when it is supposed to go uphill.

@chatoXvato 11 лет назад

This was pretty fucking heavy for a comedy topic but he plays on it so well.

@ButtonsAndPillows 11 лет назад

Thanks Dan, this is brilliant!

@DeadWhiteButterflies 11 лет назад

I have to say he's he's getting better and better over time. This is certainly building on the last show, and perhaps he's getting a better bearing on things. I look forward to seeing him develop.

@primary0 11 лет назад

LE GEM!!one

@maxmad1513 11 лет назад

you know what seems to drag on forever, Church

@NamelessRedWolf 11 лет назад

Believe it or not, humour is subjective.

@dastvan8002 7 лет назад

I was sent here after one HELL of a sunday service

@TheDigitalNerd 6 лет назад

yep

@theredkrawler 11 лет назад

Saw this on 9gag!

@stuartwatt3067 11 лет назад

I was brought here by a man who had a beautiful morning

@maishi 11 лет назад

I want him.

@novalovado 11 лет назад

Agreed.

@roadkill22ful 11 лет назад

I was brought here by a man that loves to slice and shoot through demons.

@Calmdownpaco 11 лет назад

I know that feel

@EmmaCross94 11 лет назад

Yep. *thumbs up*

@pretenditsagoodworld 11 лет назад

I loved Simon in Buzzcocks but has found it had to just watch him as a standup alone on the scene - but this was actually quit funny!

@MattiMattiMatti 11 лет назад

Funny because true. This is good. Life is sad. We are sad. But happiness is an option.

@nicholaspewdiepie8427 9 лет назад

it sounds like he is crying while he is talking

@nicholaspewdiepie8427 9 лет назад

@kapiljindal9722 11 лет назад

Haha, i am laughing and i know i am not alone. :P

@hadaskate 11 лет назад

damn hes good

@dylandgs 11 лет назад

it's funny because he so clearly lives alone

@ibotje1 11 лет назад

no better bay to describe it

@HarryTheNarwhal 11 лет назад

I was sent here by the King of Steam Simulators.

@KurttheKrab 11 лет назад

this hurt

@randomtrucks 11 лет назад

Hilariously true.

@TheBritishBitsEXTRA 11 лет назад

nerd cube army is here!

@TheDigitalNerd 6 лет назад

i like responding to old comments

@XDFFBXD 11 лет назад

The more you know!

@coolguyselwyn2000 11 лет назад

the man who slices sent me. He said hi.

@vzwGrey 11 лет назад

Ant put explosives into the Toy Story 3 Baby

@TheNickMorten 11 лет назад

I was sent here by a man who likes the new DmC. He is an angel. And and a devil. And an atheist.

@W1z3k 11 лет назад

+1, I'd also be interested in some captions/subtitles if possible.

@Velvetghoste 11 лет назад

oh, simon. luh u

@aidanwood8099 11 лет назад

I did

@MrBlue789100 11 лет назад

This, is funny.

@Eddieost0309 11 лет назад

Dan sent me, but I remember seeing this earlier today... Huh.

@Micteu 11 лет назад

Yeah, I think some of the laughter was added in, too, kinda like in sit-coms.

@Demonwulf 11 лет назад

Which is why fart jokes are in most ancient literary classics? Dante's Inferno, Chaucer... :v

@AlexanderForsman 11 лет назад

*takes cookie* well, thank you, good sir

@anthonycox9544 11 лет назад

i was sent here by the man who avenged sasha!

@thehiltonater 11 лет назад

That was funny.

@davidjacks8543 11 лет назад

A young Jeff Goldblum.

@GingerDwarf 11 лет назад

What do you think he does while he waits for vids to upload

@ElfenLiedd 11 лет назад

someone pass the man a joint please

@aidanwood8099 11 лет назад

me!!

@theonobrega2969 11 лет назад

720 likes.. That's the most i've seen.. I envy you.

@NamelessRedWolf 11 лет назад

Humour is a word. Also, why? How does somebody thinking something is funny effect you in any way at all? I just don't see a reason to dislike someone because of their taste in comedy.

@KarkaliciousVantas8 11 лет назад

correct aswell :D you get a cookie *hands cookie*

@MrBobsamosa 11 лет назад

i seriously don't know why they were laughing so much. It was sad and true most of the time.

@digfire1 11 лет назад

i dont know if you are muslim, but mosque (church) drags on for hours. plus there is praying 5 times a day which is even more time absorbing.

@manon-gfx 11 лет назад

Nerd³'s mystery video brought me here.

@edenuch 11 лет назад

I'M ALIVE, I'M ALIVE! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

@LambofGodMetalhead 11 лет назад

Who was sent here by NerdCubed?

@KarkaliciousVantas8 11 лет назад

yesh *pins gold star* and it is also a cigarette.

@GingerDwarf 11 лет назад

Many things were sliced

@FidoLovesMelnand 11 лет назад

This Nerd3 in-joke brought to you by...

@vannauk 11 лет назад

this man looks like dan

@borlach321 11 лет назад

I live alone and I dont need to make plans. When I lived with others, the plans I made involved killing them-by necessity of course. Self preservation, you understand.

@tideoo9291 11 лет назад

American humor varies quite much.Mostly depends on the audience.

@slaterohm 11 лет назад

stop confronting me with myself simon!

@DendyJungle 8 лет назад

The porn part though. "Strumming my life with his fingers"

@K-A5 11 лет назад

Aww, Simon looks like a postmodern Harry Potter here.

@animationguy1000 11 лет назад

I think it means a very nice meaty treat, can I have a gold star?

@Ryan600F 11 лет назад

94 people live alone

@Bnelen 11 лет назад

You think I wasn't expecting your comment, but I was very conscious of the irony. You're looking for fulfilment to even point that out.

@cryotheamayzo5445 11 лет назад

you too!? my god....

@louisledger3533 11 лет назад

I was sent here by a man who is able to get dressed in mid-air and has a great fear of spiders.

@waggy150 11 лет назад

Scooter*

@me351 11 лет назад

quite much

@JoaoPessoa86 11 лет назад

at least he has a cat

@TheMorentul 11 лет назад

Le REDDIT ARMY xD

@JacobiwanKenobi 11 лет назад

You know what seems to drag on forever? Church.

11 лет назад

This.. is.. sad... This is grotesque humor :( And this just really reminds me to my life

@deadsea9271 11 лет назад

people go there to laugh, some of them force it upon themselves to have "fun"

@dominiqhor 11 лет назад

0:15 - you wake up and it just gets darker 0:31 - saying we are alright, aren't we? 0:40 -There's no-one there, taking care of me, there are no rules. 0:44 -watchin at least ethical porn 1:02 -to get tricked, like someone tells you to do something without you knowing the consequences 1:42 or are you just desperatelly filling the time so you don't have to feel the pain 1:47 - you came to the wrong show I'm sorry if there's any mistakes, but i'm Slovene (from Slovenia) i had the time :D