I ruined the new Bitlife Business update 

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Autoparts 😳

X'D

Oh Rielly?

@@darkfall7250 yes rielly lol

Well, considering Kevins main strategy as bussinessman was to go with the flow at all times (even when it didnt seem to be working and when it actually failed spectaculary), it wouldnt do to get money in such a way. See how he could have easily speed up the process of inheriting his wives money, but instead choose the long way. And, one could say, the most enjoyable way. Patiently waiting for them to die while slowly wasting away all their money. Waiting for his parents deaths to get the money is just another side of that. Father Time really is the best hitman there is.

Therapist might say he is improving 😅

@@pedrovallefin8406 Thing is: Killing decreases karma, which also means it reduces lifespan and makes you more likely to get ill and die. Getting really old wives is apparently something that doesn't decrease karma at all (Although him skipping people's funerals might've decreased his lifespan by a few years)

​@@manologamerss5801Paddy Fitzpatrick might disagree with that. "My hitman fingers are tingeling"

Yeah tru

You simply make things more Kevin

too true :)

there is the right way, the wrong way, and my favourite the Kevin way :)

can't it be both?

lets remember that he might not be a good business man but lets say... he knows how to tie up some... loose ends. ☠

strongly relate

I love the odd names his family members get. My favorite was Juanita Boys 2 lol.

Some of those product names started getting cursed as the video progressed 💀

it’s been too long since the last one because i was more surprised by the name he chose than i should’ve been

hello

@@EnergeticSpark63 hi (start a hi/hey/hello chain if you see this!!)

that's realistic tho

Understandable

Understandable

Understandable

Understandable

Lets be real, this is actually how the game is meant to be played. Otherwise its just the most crass and repetitive life simulator there is. This way its genuinely fun.

@@pedrovallefin8406 bitlife is always weird though, you can easily recreate the chaos kevin makes by randomising choices because the game is just as murderous nonsensical on its own

@@springwater6693 Yeah, i know bitlife can be very weird on its own. That's what i mean when i said this is how its mean to be played. Cause, if you try to play it any other way that isnt the Kevin way, you probably gonna get bored prety quick. The game leans on its weirdness and capacity for chaos. Hence why theres so many options for crime or just lose money in dumb ways. Trying to play it "the right way" wont lead anywhere interesting.

@@pedrovallefin8406 i got into bitlife because of kevin and lo and behold, my boring ass played the right way because i wanted achievements. It was really stressful. Now i just live vicariously through kevin

raccoon bit out of no where 🤣

bitlife is perfect for kevin because it’s already wild. you can cause your parents divorce, kill a few people, become a billionaire and survive every std and substance addiction known to man only to struck by the sudden realisation that you’re gay and then also lightning

You try to pet a raccoon ONCE

@@salemcrow5078 life is so unfair really

@@UtopssAKAPJ SHUT

That and marrying a rich old lady

Honestly we should make a Kevin BitLife bingo. Silly name is basically a free space. Hiring a Hitman, Risking it All at the Casino, Penis Enlargement, Demon-Red Eyes, Gold-Digging, Adopting Exotic Pet, Abandoning Children, First Kill by Age 12, etc.

hello

Otherwise known as doing an Elon Musk.

​@@michael_gibbsNah, it would be an Elon if HE paid to tank the company in one move.

Just like in real life!

My personal favorite part of the video is when he made the screen blurry bc I wasn't wearing my glasses and then put them on when the screen was clear again. Just a coincidence that makes videos better

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Well skinny cars only wasn’t an option

I was waiting for a dumb answer it's the Kevin way 🤣

You're surprised?

also (briefly) successful politician, great emperor, etc. the only person to hold more professions is barbie

@@springwater6693 and best girl

😂 Good idea

as long as it's goofy, the sims or Kevin being a horrible person (in a game, not a real thing) then yes. sign me up

@@TheUltimateRare nah I wanna see just half an hour of kevin walking down the street kidnapping random people, possibly forcing them to paint and worship him

This whole video was a wild ride of "stonks" followed by "not stonks" xD

@@Metzli yep

That's called character growth.