I'M BUILDING A BETTER BOY

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Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on RU-vid, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
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@laursieloise 3 года назад

maes dream boy: blond hair and blue eyes the boy she has a crush on: brown hair and brown eyes

@MarlboroManiac 3 года назад

Lmfao

@mr.randomperson9900 3 года назад

Sounds like hitler

@coolum.5226 3 года назад

@@mr.randomperson9900 THIS! FOR REAL!

@mr.randomperson9900 3 года назад

I know. It fits the description. Short, rejected by society. Gets a whole group of people to believe in them. Doesn’t have said perfect attributes. Fails in the end resulting in a suicide.

@bezllama3325 3 года назад

@@mr.randomperson9900 Movie was fine in the original german

@Harleymotor 3 года назад

The other horrifying undertone of the plot is that its obvious the movie is implying that Albert defies his default & goes to the dance cause he's becoming sentient; so he has feelings for the main chick- but when she rejects him he basically kills himself.

@notoriousnosk8876 3 года назад

oh god

@jjafs1008 3 года назад

r/hol'up

@imemotionallystable7109 3 года назад

oh. my. god.

@keiyan5950 3 года назад

that’s freaky

@mikkuozz 3 года назад

that’s so scary bye

@allie6500 2 года назад

Honestly love the message. "Don't feel pressured to do things you don't want to, and also F*** THE MILITARY" great job disney.

@directorforplastic7929 Месяц назад

Unironically based

@dawnriddler Год назад

As a programmer, I can 100% confirm that we put different liquids to our programs.

@lodestar3984 Год назад

Same here! I ran out of brave juice last week. Would you happen to have some?

@actofaggression8060 Год назад

Sometimes, when I feel a little bit fancy myself, I mix Mountain Dew and Monster with my coding.

@WorldWeaver 11 месяцев назад

@maggie3060 8 месяцев назад

Giving the code a drink . As a treat

@TheFreshCabbage 7 месяцев назад

My code personally loves an ounce of AMSOIL Signature Series 100% Synthetic Motor Oil SW-30 every so often

@adminaccess8713 3 года назад

i feel like this weird consistent trope where a ‘nerdy girl can do horrible things but she did no wrong because shes nerdy and the protag, so its okay’ did a lot of weird stuff to a whole generation, esp. when it comes to interacting w/ people on the internet

@hazemhesham6115 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html.

@starsINSPACE 3 года назад

totally. I think the trope is usually a boy tho.

@parkertheemoskaterdude5522 3 года назад

These types of movies were one of the sole causes for the "I'm not like other girls" epidemic

@rinrinn2004 3 года назад

it’s okay you can say sierra burgess is s loser

@Adele-195 3 года назад

@@hazemhesham6115 jokes on you, I've seen that link so many times that I know not to click it.

@AustPro 3 года назад

Oh so your building a better boy? I’m already Greg so you can’t curse me with your profanity

@Junior-xi9yb 3 года назад

Build a better Greg

@piranhaz 3 года назад

@Angel-kw2ku 3 года назад

Yes we are perfect

@meretricious. 3 года назад

greg-ier

@Maukiki 3 года назад

Yes they should rename it to how to build a better greg

@notastupiddog7766 Год назад

I feel so dominated by seeing Danny sit in a chair backwards

@hailingfireandash Год назад

same tbh

@mammoneymelon Год назад

i'm rather intimidated by him personally, it's a bit too dominating for me

@sofiv95 7 месяцев назад

Meowzers

@Kloyster2010 7 месяцев назад

I felt silly

@TRG_R17 2 месяца назад

Reply 5, is he making you wet 🥵🥵🥵

@gloomiiii Год назад

I love how Mae’s friend says "human boy" like she was gonna describe some dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend fantasy lmao.

@tatertot3305 Год назад

that was a very oddly specific fantasy description

@gloomiiii Год назад

@@tatertot3305 Exactly lmao

@radioactiveratzzz Год назад

that’s what I’d do tbh

@ashikjaman1940 11 месяцев назад

That would not be the weirdest things I've seen someone into

@loraelizabeth7580 2 месяца назад

It took me way too long to read “dominate vampire demon furry boyfriend” because my brain refused to accept it as a sentence🤣 Also I was the 1,000th like😂👍🏼

@daffo6264 3 года назад

Is the school not noticing that they have a “student” that doesn’t even go there?

@kkll1992 3 года назад

She doesn't even go here!

@ramuneisyummy-6012 3 года назад

@@kkll1992 💖💖😂😂

@shiannafoxx 3 года назад

She doesn't even go here 🙄

@AutumnE 3 года назад

I understood that reference

@angelita2213 3 года назад

Who looks like a 30 year old man

@ayvette333 3 года назад

This movie feels like the children’s storybook version of a Wattpad story

@veryhot8584 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html.......

@ghiaccio1885 3 года назад

holy shit your right

@Dak_Artz 3 года назад

Wouldn't doubt if this started on a wattpad story

@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 3 года назад

@@Dak_Artz honestly same

@raidenriot 3 года назад

I’m tempted to look for something similar now XD

@popeoneguy7992 11 месяцев назад

Tall, white, blond hair, blue eyes, perfect soldier… I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere

@Pukeprincess 10 месяцев назад

Sounds like an oddly *artistic* idea of a human

@jewel2398 4 месяца назад

Homelander lol

@wavecopper1 3 месяца назад

that's the first thing that came into your mind really @@jewel2398

@caIyps0 2 месяца назад

@@jewel2398 worse😭

@_RedRightHand_ Месяц назад

@@jewel2398 The first 3 letters of your name.

@SaintSavageProd Год назад

As someone who was in the army the robot wanting to self destruct to not go back makes sense

@idontknoq4813 11 месяцев назад

Also the "protect the free world" like seriously?

@TimeBucks 3 года назад

The cursed version of Pinocchio

@gamerokness7870 3 года назад

Free

@alrightanimations2207 3 года назад

How does a verified person's comment not have at at least 1k likes

@jamesdizon5133 3 года назад

@@alrightanimations2207 verified people come in two kinds: 10k subs and 5729857347895734975798347598347598347589347598734958734985734892570348957894157934-58712498569384563849568934569834656239056203478563894056039465298346589234659834659.62756 subs

@ahumanbeing985 3 года назад

Cow 🐄

@saffp8685 3 года назад

Walmart pinocchio

@alissavogue 3 года назад

albert literally self destructed after he couldn’t get a smooch. he is down cataclysmically

@cheruwu9659 3 года назад

Next level incel

@beezerthebee 3 года назад

Hey, can anyone check out my commentary channel!?

@ImposterTheory 3 года назад

@@beezerthebee you do know trying to promote yourself makes people not want to watch?

@dwanyewest6575 3 года назад

@@ImposterTheory You do know people don't just magically run into new channels? Promoting himself is his most viable option until he gets large enough.

@ImposterTheory 3 года назад

@@dwanyewest6575 why are they promoting by replying to people's comments then. It's just going to annoy whoever they replied to.

@NotOnLand 2 года назад

Just imagine the robot boy leaving the facility and going up to someone on the street, "Your clothes, give them to me. Now." and instead of trying to stab him they're so impressed by how hunky he is

@audiovisualcringe Год назад

“talk to the hand!” _grabs hand_ “N O W”

@bunnyhasreligioustrauma5874 Год назад

You know what would make Albert better? If he could turn into an airplane.

@ursidae97 11 месяцев назад

Personally I wish he had a human chin

@BirchMonkey857 3 месяца назад

Starscream _would_ be a better boyfriend.

@Oliwwi8 3 года назад

The characters look like randomly generated sims.

@EmerlynPenn 3 года назад

honestly lol, what are the two main girls even wearing

@keniyah9482 3 года назад

@@EmerlynPenn what older people think nerds would wear

@voidstiles431 3 года назад

Damn that's a bloody good observation. Now that I read this I can't not imagine them as randomly generated character now...

@parkertheemoskaterdude5522 3 года назад

@@keniyah9482 Honestly? Yeah. It's so entertaining yet painful to see grown adults try to interpret childrem

@bettyloewen3101 3 года назад

The girl in the thumb nail looks kinda like caretaker Chelsea, william osman’s wife👁👄👁

@imaginekudryavka9485 3 года назад

Wait.. Aren't the other kids a little confused why the nerdy girl's perfect Aryan boyfriend just exploded in front of everyone?

@crumpled9113 3 года назад

lol ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MwLoPYTxb9w.html

@eastcoastfamily8902 3 года назад

HEY EVERYONE! We hope you’re having an amazing day and staying safe during this pandemic 🙏🏼 we are a lesbian couple in our twenties who vlog if anyone wants to check out our videos 🏳️‍🌈

@chrisondriamarks7946 3 года назад

I remember watching the movie and I’m pretty sure the crowd thought it was just a magic trick

@tunafish5462 3 года назад

*_person goes boom_* Students: "Ahhh nothing to worry about, Just a usual Tuesday at school"

@astrobella4620 3 года назад

@@chrisondriamarks7946 the plot holes I swear

@alecsm.6094 Год назад

9:27 the empath juice🥺

@rumpelkatzenn Год назад

I need empathy juice tbh, I have apathy 🥲

@crimsonstrykr Год назад

Very useful in CIA interrogation black sites

@crimsonstrykr Год назад

6:04 "My boyfriend/girlfriend lives in Alaska" is the "My uncle works for Nintendo" of the high school relationship world

@nataliebilal8133 2 месяца назад

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@francibadyna5521 3 года назад

*And everyone dresses like a GAP commercial* Disney: Oh shit, he's on to us

@jamesdizon5133 3 года назад

first

@me0w_grav3s 3 года назад

Love the pfp

@bockandchicken5822 3 года назад

They just replace the Disney logo with GAP

@gorebunn7 3 года назад

the pfp is immaculant

@mr.randomperson9900 3 года назад

Disney: He knows to much

@christinepage5025 3 года назад

How does Disney Channel always manage to find clothes with the most absurd combination of patterns on it

@shahirasaleem3707 3 года назад

It’s a talent at this point lmaoo

@kiarabrecht1030 3 года назад

They get their inspiration drom lularoe

@eastcoastfamily8902 3 года назад

@kyliemaysa3240 3 года назад

ikr even my style when i was 5 was so much better

@tyegordon 3 года назад

@@eastcoastfamily8902 not trying to be mean but I've seen a few of your comments now and I just wanna say usually that type of self promotion doesn't work and just annoys people. but good luck with the channel!

@Liverator 2 года назад

4:09 Ok, are we just going to gloss over this? It's the closest any kids movie has actually come to making a decent insult. Lmao

@lenny7773 11 месяцев назад

The terminator but like instead of killing people, he's just a cute boy

@lukaluukaa 5 месяцев назад

hey don’t deny the absolute hunkiness of arnold schwartznegger

@BerserkGoblin Месяц назад

Except the Terminator both kills people and is cute

@thatdumbbitch4347 3 года назад

You can’t convince me this script wasn’t a parody that Disney found on like wattpad or something

@mariii2831 3 года назад

dont do wattpad like that 😭🤣💀

@MsDudette21 3 года назад

its a g rated weird science

@crackpotmf5374 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cwQyRHpncTo.html

@hohohoooaaa1944 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aFMB1PpKwfc.html&ab_channel=TubeTubetr

@amvdudhaka9838 3 года назад

1ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vOiAfQsWH30.html

@moonymoonzzimoon7399 3 года назад

Tô be fair, that’s probably the movie where Noah Centineo looks the MOST like an actual fucking teenager.

@LarsonProspecting 3 года назад

My mom said if I can hit 2k by February she will buy me something to improve my channels videos (she actually did say that unlike all these fortnite kids saying they’ll get new monitors or their dream setup) anyways I would much appreciate it if you can support me to hit 2k before February comes in a couple days... it sounds impossible but it’s worth a try! Thank You🙏😊

@Sarah-xs3hq 3 года назад

I was thinking this haha

@betsycow2726 3 года назад

I'm pretty sure he also looks younger because this movie came out like 5 or 6 years ago

@Rose-hh7mk 3 года назад

No, the movie where he looks most like a teenager is Turkles

@ktvia 3 года назад

@@LarsonProspecting no one cares

@CascadianRanger 10 месяцев назад

"I think there should be laws around child labor" suddenly is a much more topical and apparently strong stance to take

@basementdweller8895 Год назад

10:37 Why would they say that??? Wouldn't that give it away???

@gayjayy 13 дней назад

People in Disney movies are actually deaf/hard of hearing when they're not being directly talked to, unless it's relevant to the plot.

@jasonfriedman0770 3 года назад

15 years later, Noah Centineo is still playing a high schooler

@doityourselfbombs 3 года назад

.....fifteeen years?

@slipknotter 3 года назад

I think the 15 yrs was a joke

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 года назад

The main girls bestie is one of Black Lightening's daughters right?

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 года назад

@semi I knew I recognised her!

@schoolmath1562 3 года назад

its honestly really scary-

@purplvurpl0295 3 года назад

Disney high school movies are from another planet. They’re so unrealistic and the dialogue is so cringey and nobody looks their age. I can’t get over the blonde nerd girls outfit, I don’t even know what era of fashion it would fall into, it’s just confusion.

@celestialbunny 3 года назад

This comment is just so very true and just sums Disney Channel original movies up.

@mamamacaroni1629 3 года назад

the blonde nerd girls outfit is the fashion era of Disney channel movies trying to convince young girls to wear ugly clothes lol

@mylifeismadness5465 3 года назад

Okay but i actually really like her dress at the end

@anna_banana414 3 года назад

a mix of kindergarten teacher, and an off brand harper from wizards of waverly place

@char4177 3 года назад

wait till you see the outfits from shake it up... they’re indescribably awful

@udork Год назад

4:24 I thought she was gonna say 17 years bro I'm so dumb 💀

@Ethan.YT. Год назад

Timestamps Start: 00:01 Middle 10:12 End 20:25

@isisbeatriz9110 3 года назад

I love how the main character is the most conventionally attractive girl ever but Disney is trying to convince us that she's an unpopular nerd because GLASSES

@hazemhesham6115 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html.

@snakewithapen5489 3 года назад

God forbid you not be able to see. Ugly asf

@LarsonProspecting 3 года назад

@exodis5452 3 года назад

Why do they have vials of personalities for a heartless machine of war

@shaycorrales7320 3 года назад

Because Disney

@brkh96 3 года назад

That comment broke me lmao

@3starsburningbright 3 года назад

cause its disney. its just disney. what do you expect from them?

@jasoncarter3700 3 года назад

So when he shoots someone he feels a little bad

@ryoach1999 2 года назад

ah yes the foot kink vial

@a3uthr949 Год назад

the teacher at the beginning genuinely sounded like she was going to have an existential crisis after seeing the two hand in their calculus

@skinkscat Год назад

The history teacher at the school did a great job-one class and this robot realizes how evil the military is

@jordanjordan124 3 года назад

“Black sigma is after our boy.” “What’s black sigma?” “Sigma balls.”

@naivenitara 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@blueismylove3128 3 года назад

I'mma use this one for sure.

@miss_conduct. 3 года назад

It's about Sigma males. The only type that beats alpha males because sigma males are hot and confident but like they don't care about that, no bid deal. It's a real thing.

@planstain702 3 года назад

had to do a spit take

@tylernichols5690 3 года назад

I normally don’t ask for people to come to my channel, but I really think you will like what I post. Check out one of my videos and see if you like them. 🙂 I do comedy!

@Ididathing 3 года назад

That is a good shirt

@funnyvalentine601 3 года назад

Holy shit big fan of yours

@condor3665 3 года назад

Are you greg as well?

@dryer1901 3 года назад

Has a frog on it

@christianbrown2666 3 года назад

Hey boi :::)))

@Icecastles4000 3 года назад

🐸

@forty_two42 Год назад

Anarchists fought and died for Child Labor Laws, weekends off, and paid overtime. You stand with the people Danny. You have my respect.

@olivercharles2930 Год назад

No they didn't.

@elsie8757 11 месяцев назад

@@olivercharles2930 Yeah pretty sure it was unions that got us those things

@sketcher445 Месяц назад

@@elsie8757I mean the anarchists did fight and die for it. But the unions actually got shit done

@plutoniumparker3849 Год назад

"Maybe her bones are getting squishy..." Best running gag ever. I quote that irl sometimes LOL

@max_amillion 3 года назад

“Maybe her bones are getting squishy” *I LOVE HOW HE KEEPS BRINGING UP THAT JOKE FROM SCALES*

@guacamole-cult 3 года назад

yES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

@max_amillion 3 года назад

@@guacamole-cult HAHA YESS

@cloudslut7 3 года назад

Long live the squishy bones jokes

@billiesgirl 3 года назад

I KNOWWWW

@kellycoms5377 3 года назад

LOLL

@DPadGamer 3 года назад

My favorite part of teen movies are the incredibly huge crowd of onlookers ready to snicker at the antagonist's taunts. Like, sure I get four, five, maybe as many as ten people in the group watching, but you got like 30+ people there.

@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 3 года назад

😂

@namehere4913 3 года назад

Sup

@johnjohnfofohniam 3 года назад

@@whereaminoliterallywheream1035 I don’t know, your bedroom? Your living room? Your dorm? Your workplace? Your school?

@tunafish5462 3 года назад

As a person in high school I agree. If some girls are fighting over a boy or whatever not 30 people are gonna be there watching and laughing. I remember once 2 guys had a fight at the Christmas party near the food table and half the people were just chilling in the bathroom and the other half was standing there cuz they were trying to get food, like 2 people were actually watching lol. no one cares in real life....

@sanacankindadraw 3 года назад

TRUE THAT

@jchristx2861 Год назад

15:41 really wondering what "danger" would mean to an US army super soldier boy

@scarcat2469 Год назад

May, being the geek, was actually very well versed in World History and knew the robot would likely be used for American imperial interests and decided he had to be blown up (Albert also knew this because he’s a genius AI)

@localdestiny2addict406 3 года назад

That relatable moment when you can’t get a boyfriend so you hack into a secured U.S military system

@kiirezii9544 3 года назад

happened to me yesterday, shit was crazy

@merryberry6576 3 года назад

@@kiirezii9544 did yours “self destruct” too?

@Orchidlettux 3 года назад

Sigh, mine left me :(

@arianacarpenter7321 3 года назад

Ugh ikr its like they know me😫

@lolaishotasf 3 года назад

Yeah mine was so goddamn hot the military let me have him forever and they said they can program him to be a real boy instead of some random robot and the whole school still thinks it’s a real person not a robot I made 😎

@FridayNightCranks 3 года назад

This entire movie sounds like the collective nightmare of everyone picked on in high school.

@Instinct0425 3 года назад

Lmfao

@z_ix_on 3 года назад

Hi verified channel, I’m liking you for no reason :)

@devlynwavis5480 3 года назад

this is the guy who picked on them ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HI5W2yZkvV0.html

@satirised8552 3 года назад

who the hell are you?

@farfromoddxd8402 3 года назад

@calamondin8918 Год назад

i feel very privileged to be called gaby, this one is an absolute icon

@royalecarmen9837 Год назад

This got me laughing on the floor tho 12:30

@thebestever2129 3 года назад

So the guy in their calculus class made a calculus pun by calling them “torques” instead of “dorks” and I’m supposed to believe he’s not also a nerd?

@hazemhesham6115 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html..

@salem-01 3 года назад

Yes, that’s how it works.

@greenfood3314 3 года назад

@@hazemhesham6115 stop

@LarsonProspecting 3 года назад

@HamzaMKhan-lw3bg 3 года назад

@@LarsonProspecting nahh man. That's not how your supposed to do this. Try making better content instead of begging for subs. Getting subs like this is dishonest and worthless

@OneTopic 3 года назад

I’m having a Greg day.

@willreilly7120 3 года назад

Man I really love your content

@Chaotic_Leafster_ 3 года назад

One topic, I to am having a greg day, because I met you in the comments. Edit: *I have never gotten more then 5 likes before oml-* Edit 2: *Why are people liking @Will Reilly 's comment?*

@Chaotic_Leafster_ 3 года назад

@@willreilly7120 Shut up Edit: i cant count this high 👁️👄👁️

@lunar21moon94 3 года назад

Hello!!! I love ur content and u always make me smile!!!

@theunknownperson3124 3 года назад

Yo, one topic

@Hailskiiess Год назад

The Bruce Willis line made me snort laugh & it hurt 😂

@taylorkaitlin Год назад

..black sigma..? 14:51

@paigeeck3914 2 года назад

I love how when describing her perfect boy none of it had to do with the guy she ACTUALLY had a crush on

@ThexDynastxQueen Год назад

@Kryptoskillet OMG thank you! I thought I just wasn't paying attention well enough when I wondered where he went lol. Tho it also made me wonder...did Albert eliminate him? 👀

@shockthetoast Год назад

That's because she built a *better* boy. The other one probably wouldn't have even self destructed if she refused to kiss him.

@pusheenqueen519 Год назад

Honestly this isn't that weird. A good amount of the people I've had crushes on didn't actually fit into my ideal fantasy type. That being said, the movie's still dumb though.

@mystii8134 Год назад

I think she started out saying "He's got brown hair" then she got embarrassed and was like "no blonde.. blue eyes. Totes not Jock boy Noah"

@yuki97kira Год назад

@Kryptoskillet the character's gf thought he wanted to ask may to homecoming and lock him up in the basement

@Adele-195 3 года назад

"Adults look way older" Not everyone looks like they're twelve when they're in their 20's Drew

@cupcakeofdeath8287 3 года назад

@Emu19 3 года назад

This is it. The perfect comment. It's beautiful.

@theskylad4357 3 года назад

Danny looks 15

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess 3 года назад

I mean, when I was 14 people thought I was 20.

@yourfacehere_ 3 года назад

As a 12 year old that’s actually in their 20s, I support this comment

@GUNSFORTOES Год назад

he looks like a killjoy with that jacket lmao maybe inspired by the mousekat helmet after "Describe to me your ideal *human* male."

@vendingmachinestealer3389 Год назад

4:40 hahaha

@Su-wx2ru 3 года назад

Yeah, why _would_ a dude ask out anyone else besides his girlfriend to homecoming?

@yoda5436 3 года назад

Cuz he’s a cooool guy and this is a Disney movie so he’s also just like an awful person until it’s convenient for the plot for him to be good

@nobitanobi3475 3 года назад

yeah and his girlfriend blames the girl wtf lol

@fernandawritesstories2701 3 года назад

bruh highschoolers are wilddd

@shahanahsan05 3 года назад

Cuz he’s a coool jock guy in a Disney movie,what are u three,he doesn’t know how to sit,he’s a lil savage

@kennie39 3 года назад

his girlfriend of.. 17 days

@hades6354 2 года назад

I love how we gloss over the fact that her friend hacked into MILITARY EQUIPMENT and then nothing happens to her

@manuelbello5806 2 года назад

Actually in the movie the army basically questions her

@hades6354 2 года назад

@@manuelbello5806 Still little punishment

@cloverharris1530 Год назад

Just thought about this-

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

@crimsonstrykr Год назад

Tbf her dad works for the military - nepotism is a long running tradition in America

@castielloveshamburger9700 Год назад

I have been called mean names in front of the teacher he did absolutely nothing. It did not surprise me that the math teacher did nothing.

@smoczayt Год назад

3:54, I know this actress only from Lab Rats so now I feel like she's gonna run away super fast

@dearthofdoohickeys4703 3 года назад

The ironic part is that Danny, a 26 year old man, would make a _very_ convincing teenager.

@jeremyud 3 года назад

Yeah, I'd cast him as the quirky best friend of the lead guy in a teen romcom.

@fandomneutral2823 3 года назад

he'd be the girls best friend and she realises she's in love with him and not the popular jock

@fart63 3 года назад

He literally looks 12

@bloodmuzzle 3 года назад

They don't call him young face for nothing

@norkdash9 3 года назад

mans 26? Damn

@Squills0 3 года назад

Maybe the real better boy was the friends we made along the way

@Adeseo 3 года назад

@@kikokiko6159 that’s frickin dope

@mollyisshort9178 3 года назад

nah i like this one

@gagne6928 3 года назад

@@kikokiko6159 Lmaoo

@lanecomartin3644 3 года назад

preach

@dokidoki_bells 3 года назад

@@kikokiko6159 :0

@wabbatal Год назад

When he shows up, Albert has a car and a customized license plate. How the hell did he get a car and a customized license plate in a single night?

@BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL Год назад

17:02... Oh, well, sh*t.. and here I thought the message was don't go around kissing sentient military robots created in human gunk juice, but I guess to each his/her/their own.

@cessnacitation-x 8 месяцев назад

What do you mean by "/their"?. It's just he/she, there are only two genders, I thought you would've been taught that. It was probably just a typo though.

@silkthecatmoth Месяц назад

Honestly, we can just get rid of the gendered part, and it would be the same level of inclusive.

@BerserkGoblin Месяц назад

@@cessnacitation-xOR they could've just said Thier since that word refers to all genders

@yoda5436 3 года назад

I love the Disney channel logic of “attractive girl+glasses=ugly”

@MsCorica 3 года назад

Oh, come on now, that's not all. They also wear somewhat weird clothing!

@ElementalWhispers 3 года назад

It's a general Hollywood thing

@KREEZY. 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Wzb6hvFoBOw.html

@MatterOfFire 3 года назад

tbf, she is an outsider not because she is ugly, but bc she's a "nerd" and has different interests than that of the general group. same goes for real life school environment pretty much.

@anotherpapasheev7546 3 года назад

I've been looking forward to this moment, my little green friend

@SallyB_23 3 года назад

that does it, if I ever get a boyfriend I'm unironically calling him a "hot burger"

@joshuadyar1233 3 года назад

hell dump u that week

@e_theonly2758 3 года назад

@@joshuadyar1233 I doubt that and I doubt you’ll even get a significant other with that awful grammar

@th3_rand0m.b0t2 3 года назад

@@e_theonly2758 I agree with you on the first part but grammar has nothing to do with love or attraction.

@Jetterblu 3 года назад

I will call my future s/o that

@SallyB_23 3 года назад

@@joshuadyar1233 that will prove to me that he isn’t a real man😎

@soggybowlofcereal 11 месяцев назад

11:10 dam I didn’t know danny was jacked

@miab2347 Год назад

did u know albert's license plate when he rolls up says "meow-zers"

@mega_bird700 3 года назад

"why do people even like you?" There's no way you could recover when that's said in front of everyone.

@merryberry6576 3 года назад

I agree, and that delivery too

@parkthepenguin6344 3 года назад

Ok to be fair the other girl was just trying to steal the other’s girlfriend

@michelleobamafootcream9292 3 года назад

It came out of nowhere too lol

@ruesylvester 3 года назад

yeah I could because I don't care about people's dumbass opinions about me lmao. everyone can hate me if they want to :)

@biffjerky4135 3 года назад

@@ruesylvester cool man!

@oliviart7151 3 года назад

Why does the entire school care so much about her hypothetical boyfriend

@sekoseko1147 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html.

@addysaravana3623 3 года назад

@@sekoseko1147 wtf

@NorthernGreenEyes 3 года назад

Right?! 🤣

@prettyrat. 3 года назад

FR! WHY DO THEY GIVE A FUCK.

@loigwang4805 4 месяца назад

Black Sigma? Yeah, that name aged perfectly!

@cybergutz 8 месяцев назад

14:20 colleen ballinger

@radiotelevision2371 3 года назад

Kid: Dorks *every other kid: Laughs like it’s the funniest joke they ever heard*

@aterriblechannel3761 3 года назад

*laugh track for 5 years*

@weasalty 3 года назад

"Oh look, its the dork!" "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIDIEJEJWISIJDJDHFIEIDJXHDJ"

@moved.6963 3 года назад

In real life: "Dorks!!" "........." ".....huh?"

@toadfukawa5947 3 года назад

IDK WHY I THOUGHT HE SAID TORQUES

@zestysword 3 года назад

Legit thought he said torques too

@bluerose536 3 года назад

Her: "I'm not gonna create a fake profile for my fake boyfriend" Also her: *creates a fucking boyfriend from a robot*

@Pebbles.3 3 года назад

I do that every Tuesday

@GA_131 2 года назад

@@Pebbles.3 good job

@navya1525 2 года назад

@@Pebbles.3 same 😩

@vinnyart92 2 года назад

I'm not gonna create a profile for a fake boyfriend... I'm gonna create a fake boyfriend for this profile

@rexcharcoal4668 2 года назад

I mean technically she didn't intend to build a robot boyfriend

@cyberswarm9227 Год назад

I can actually relate to some teachers being mad when you finish early. It's kind of weird because they (some teachers) get madder about it being done early then when the work is late.

@reshiyum Год назад

in third grade, i once finished a star test first in my class (think it was in like 5-10 mins) and my teacher got mad and forced me to put my head down for some reason. like sorry i’m being efficient while knowing the material?

@cyberswarm9227 Год назад

@@reshiyum Yeah, we had a major test and I tuned it in after 5 minutes. She got mad and said to check my work, I said I did. She screamed fine then, I hope you enjoy your grade. I got a 100.

@shythawks9549 Год назад

“You disrupted class on several occasions, you threw a football at a fellow classmate so hard you gave him internal bleeding” 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I just about shit my pants when you said that and that clip of the football throw popped up 😂🤣

@dracodracarys2339 2 года назад

seriously? if you were creating a robot boyfriend you could at least make him able to transform into a truck and combine with five other hot boys in a boy band to make a super mecha battle boy

@littlemissfinch 2 года назад

Sev’ral Times vibes

@ironwraith852 2 года назад

@@littlemissfinch YES!

@bioniccavewoman2.31million 2 года назад

Fuck it make it into a mech that converts into a super mega mega boy

@sophs6194 2 года назад

when your boyfriend can transform into 1D: 😻

@Gdog-hm7or 2 года назад

Sounds sorta like Voltron lol

@victoriaadderhold 3 года назад

Movie: "He's a hot burger" My Brain: "You're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat Put this record on repeat Listen while you sleep"

@hazemkaram7111 3 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FSSFgWlDbJU.html......

@royalchen1863 3 года назад

@@hazemkaram7111 tf

@intruder6628 3 года назад

@@royalchen1863 I don't know what's in the link, but rule no. 1 of the internet, never click the link.

@victoriaadderhold 3 года назад

Why have I gotten three links in replies to this comment I’m reporting all of them for spam

@dananabread6632 3 года назад

YES

@Harriathan 2 года назад

I find it interesting that a stereotype for popular kids in teen movies is that they don't know how to sit, and it's also a stereotype in memes about bisexual people

@lucygarrett9785 Год назад

I remember watching this when it came out. It was really cool because two movies came out on Disney channel the same day, this and Zapped and I loved both for some reason

@TheJacobshapiro 3 года назад

This movie can be summarized as “high schoolers waste billions of taxpayer dollars”

@chasejones7008 3 года назад

I mean if the military can't prohibit 2 high school girls in calculus from not accessing their high tech secret super soldier and not give him enough self-awareness that he might want to self-destruct then maybe it's better they don't control him because seems like there should be more safeguards in place.

@proddavis 3 года назад

thats a disney movie for ya

@katiecrouch1102 3 года назад

@@chasejones7008 yeah, only the governments allowed to do that!

@sonicthedastardly174 3 года назад

They also wasted the entire budget of this movie

@Pringlyman 3 года назад

Sounds like a normal Tuesday

@gemmasaffioti6350 3 года назад

Noah scented mayo is in literally every single Disney movie

@thehowtohouse9259 3 года назад

Hes aight

@giles7157 3 года назад

he’s aight

@thehowtohouse9259 3 года назад

@@giles7157 you mesSed it UP! TRY AGAIN AND DELETE YOUR COMMENT

@viviwexler8937 3 года назад

Hes aight

@raghdambaideen5199 3 года назад

Hes aight

@RainTTV Год назад

I definitely feel dominated, Danny.

@holland3106 3 года назад

it’s almost like it’s a requirement for every single disney movie ever to end in a prom or homecoming

@astronikovh 3 года назад

Is Homecoming the same with Prom?

@camdenewing7501 3 года назад

@@astronikovh no, they are different dances, and prom is for sophomores and above I believe.

@astronikovh 3 года назад

@@camdenewing7501 oh thanks

@Pebbles.3 3 года назад

Fr ;-;

@AirLight1646 3 года назад

Or Morp

@xorvictia 3 года назад

“Describe your ideal male human” May: Tall, blond hair, blue eyes... Hitler: Funny you say that

@jamesdizon5133 3 года назад

first

@dhanashreechaware9568 3 года назад

Ohh i see

@ninjabunny101 3 года назад

*oh fuck*

@AnakinSkywalker-hq1wo 3 года назад

@marisacastaneda3854 3 года назад

LMFAO

@BirchMonkey857 11 месяцев назад

This is like if Terminator 2 was rated PG and was written by a Mad Libs for a Disney Channel original movie.

@julesyez 10 месяцев назад

mae yelling “WHO CREATED THIS PAGE” when the popular girl shows her albert’s social media is so funny to me bc like girl you just totally revealed to everyone at the very least that you do not know this man lmao like come on ik you’re shocked but keep your cover a LITTLE bit

@tidepodpadthai2633 2 года назад

I love how even the "nerdy" characters still have clear skin, perfect hair, full faces of makeup and are well dressed, they just have glasses on which makes them unattractive apparently

@Random-sk6hm Год назад

Teenagers these days just committing federal crimes that threaten national security 😂

@jasperjazzie Год назад

@@gregoryford2532 i mean, they clearly put more effort than most high schoolers do lmao, if it were realistic they'd just be wearing hoodies and the same jeans they've been wearing three days in a row, no one has time or even cares enough to wear collared shirts and dresses and stuff unless there's a reason to, who even wears a dress to school

@comedyreliefguy5112 Год назад

@@jasperjazzie I don’t know about the same jeans or whatever but ya I only have seen a handful of people who look any different from others clothing wise and they’re the crazy type, at least that’s what I’ve gathered lol One of them being my ex, who always has some different shit on every day, who, again, is bat shit crazy lmao

@PotassiumCat6163 Год назад

Yeah except it actually doesn’t lol

@pixigirldust Год назад

like they just cannot BEAR actually finding unattractive nerds. they always choose people remotely good looking. glasses and nerdy clothing just apparently make you a weirdo and a nerd according to disney

@CoRLex-jh5vx 3 года назад

I appreciate that the robot created by teenagers looks exactly like the default 'hot' pre made Sim. The exact blue jacket is literally from the Sims.

@Pebbles.3 3 года назад

It would've been better if it was made in the Sims

@Snail.Slurpee 2 года назад

okay you need a new sub.

@hat7475 2 года назад

Omg ikr💀 I knew it felt familiar but didn't thought of it much because I thought it was too coincidental

@anahand4137 2 года назад

Omg. I knew that jacket looked familiar.

@dimentio9833 2 года назад

he looks like johnny zest ( a pretty iconic sims default character)

@incurablyferal 9 месяцев назад

anyone notice his license plate says MEOW ZERS lmfaoooo

@hrhpd Год назад

i love how in so many videos we get a throwback to his video about scales and the squishy bones

@ellabynane2406 3 года назад

Did no one notice that Albert never actually enrolled at the school? He just showed up and started going into random classes?

@noahpeters2343 2 года назад

maybe he hacked into the school system and just sort of? added himself in?

@nitya404 2 года назад

The principle was eliminated , where else do you think he got the suit from?

@jordantodd1542 2 года назад

Maybe he just brainwashed the faculty

@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 2 года назад

I never get movies where some random bloke just shows up without explanation and no adult acknowledges it.

@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517 2 года назад

I legit showed up in the wrong class for at least 30 minutes.

@majordonut4022 3 года назад

Are we ignoring how that chick said “17 whole days”

@jjafs1008 3 года назад

Still his girlfriend-

@majordonut4022 3 года назад

@@jjafs1008 yeah but I’m pointing out no fucking wonder she didn’t know

@cheeseck7205 3 года назад

Sounds like Disney making fun of themselves to me lol

@jjafs1008 3 года назад

@@majordonut4022 lmao

@323Neon 3 года назад

Screw that,what about the fact that the bully in this movie is named Heaven backwards! Neveah!

@jessicanielsen3332 Год назад

Something I'd love to see is a documentary about a Greg that has been affected from being greeted on every one of your videos.

@StinkySandism 4 месяца назад

black sigma 🤨🤨

@basicgorl 3 года назад

the video we’ve all been waiting for

@NoobGamer-1233 3 года назад

early lmao

@snowwhite5887 3 года назад

Yepp and heya ✌️

@ariabhagyashree3597 3 года назад

yeahhh for sure😂😂

@maya-xk2tb 3 года назад

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

@idkanymore2183 3 года назад

I see you alot

@spearning8995 3 года назад

Is nobody appreciating Danny's frog shirt?

@kathrico4 3 года назад

I just want to know where to get one!

@meganl.6040 3 года назад

It’s giving me strong Rainforest Cafe vibes, and I’m living for it.

@margaritamartinez9432 3 года назад

@@kathrico4 sotorprrdpdo Rpoe

@margaritamartinez9432 3 года назад

@@kathrico4 k Kyikkkkkkolkk

@emracck 3 года назад

@@margaritamartinez9432 agree 100%

@C3l3st3s0v3n 10 месяцев назад

Little did we know this was the prequel to Detroit become human

@meddlesome- Год назад

for a legitimately good disney channel movie, i seem to recall The Color of Friendship being fantastic

@minnie6598 3 года назад

Military scientist: "I've invented a liquid that will allow the robot to know exactly how you're feeling from just a look!" Military officer: "Uh, is everything okay at home?"