I NEED TO PAY MY TAXES [old promo] 

Upload new videos pls also you misspelt "convincing"

The king speaks

Hey man hope your doing better after that entire cluster fuck of a situation. Looking forward to a new video.

I'm glad you're ok

I'm definitely convinved

the most American thing I've ever heard, its beautiful

Wealthy people be like:

@@thomasmatijas2775 I love accidentally convincing people I'm American

​@@dopey473lmaooo Based not american

Getting big Ron Swanson vibes from this comment here. *_"Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."_*

im getting my first ever paycheck tmrw so this'll b my first purchase w the money i earned from my job 😭

​@@Light_Dies_07 Definitely a much better first purchase than I made

@@KingSolidTails which was?

@@chrishei3111 Five metric gallons of lube, contained in an oil drum. What kind of lube, nobody knows. Motor oil, hinge grease, a silicone based massuse rub, he/she's the only one that knows.

Humbling.

It’s like the Obama let me be clear

I was baffled when he said that. The 90 other people with me said, “No way he will become real! That’s impossible!” But when he actually became real, everyone was shocked. So incredibly inspiring, I couldn’t believe my eyes! Then everyone started clapping for this man! This shows you that if you evade your taxes, you will be able to achieve anything! Source? It was revealed to me in a dream.

​@@Bob-hn5wiThis awe inspiring story has truly convinced me to finally stop paying my taxes! Thank you kind stranger 😊

I liked the moment when he said"let me be real" and realed all over the place

Don't worry, they used free range children to make those.

They were paid with lashes

​@@chaos_box8820 are they organic lashes? I wouldn't like GMO types of whips you know

@@ShaggyToad1 People usually call those orphans but I like this rebranding better.

Child labor was used to plant the trees.

Not 1:1 though. So just make a little extra to cover whatever % of the amount you make is added

@@blissfulstatic2563 thank you

That's a problem for next year's taxes

At what income bracket do you think the wealthy should start paying a higher percentage tax?

@@johnsober nobody should be able to become a billionaire

It was a necessity in the early days of the country because of it's massive size (it takes over 72 hours to drive from cost to cost without stopping) and population. There wasn't enough money for the manpower it would take to calculate everyone's taxes so an entire industry developed to help people file their taxes. But that's not the case anymore with computers and the Internet. Now the tax filing industry lobbies the government to not create it's own free tax filing system. The current agreement is that the US Gov will not develop it's own tax filing system as long as the tax filing industry has a free filling for federal taxes. Buuuuuuut as corporations and lawyers do they have exploited loopholes to get people to pay to file their taxes. Additionally, us citizens have to pay taxes twice: one for the federal government and one for the state government. The agreement the federal gov has with the industry does not include state filing. So no matter what you still pay. Of course you could learn how to do your own taxes and submit them through the mail.... But if you get it wrong you get fined! Yay! :/

@@newgirlde We should protest taxes until they reform the system, if what you say is true. That'd get them to make it IN A HURRY. But getting 320 million people to protest anything together seems impossible.

Well that'll never happen bc of the way American schools teach history. First of all, we really only learn American history, even AP History classes are usually only US History :/ And second of all, with the way the original American revolution is framed, the revolutionists were "the good guys," not fighting against their own country but against a "different" country, Great Britain. So, why on Earth would the good, God-fearing people of America go against their own, good, God-blessed country? Rememebr everyone, the systemic oppression of our society starts at birth!!

@@clame3065 I was lucky to get most of my education outside of the country. My teachers purposely made us learn every country and a little history about each. Funny thing is i can't tell you where most of the states are on a map, but i can tell you where Uzbekistan, Lithuania, and Turkey are on a map!

it's so weird for the States. In Canada you just tell the CRA what you made and can even auto fill that info into what ever tax filing site you are using, then they tell you if you owe anything or they send you a refund. I can't imagine trying to figure out how much you own/get back on your own

😅😂

Of course you can't that address is already taken.

@@OctyabrAprelya haw. haw. haw. very. VERY. funny.

This is the same guy who got a sex toy company to sponsor him. What did you expect?

​@@chrishei3111Yes, it was

But... But I thought crumple zones protect from all impact!

​@@yuanwang9324 you fool, the hip WAS the crumple zone

@@yuanwang9324 You see, cars have crumple zones…

LOL oh man, I forgot that one. Pretty great.

Yeah but NEXT year, that's 2024 Noodle's problem

@@TriCon3 haha true

Always sporting that iconic Craig McCracken look 😎

It's perpetually fun

I agree! ❤🎉

Definitely, we need more people who haven't payed their taxes

​@@DanTheLoler_17 fr fr

@@DanTheLoler_17 fr fr

@@DanTheLoler_17 just like me frfr

You think that's bad, I live in Australia

Taxation is theft, except for tariffs.

ah yes, a fellow fan of dan

The irs sent a letter

Love this clip

Yeah...good luck with that...

Apparently it was both. He said on Twitter something about how they were designing a limited merch line anyway and than the taxes thing came up

He used real vhs

i think this is a known fact already. you can see in every VHS-like sponsor segment you can see at the end someone eating paper.

Nope

Yep : )

Interesting

how the hell was that domain not taken

sometime i just feel happy i dont live in america

Why?

​@@Jackdarkgem22Because fuck Adobe that's why

@@Jackdarkgem22noodles last video was an analysis of him making an animated short but turned into a deranged yet based rant about how bad literally ALL adobe products are. edit: wording and grammar

@@cupdog_spl ah I missed that one, thanks!

he already said on twitter that he uninstalled all adobe stuff from his pc

(wink wink)

It's not actually an edit it's actually recording VHS

Retro filters

True retro means retro equipment

​@@sxb2andtheotherguys lol funny

So retro

check description!

I think I remember seeing him on a chair outside but I can't find the video. EDIT : Nevermind, this was the last video, about animation reference. Maybe his face is all over his Patreon, but I can't know because I'm shamefully not subscribed to it.

Marty Odonnel interview

@@yuanwang9324 oh yea, forgot. Thanks

check description!

@@noodlefunny thanks man im not sad anymore 👍

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