Years later I decided to try this. I went around kissing dudes with these exact tips, and now they won’t leave me alone. You’d think as a woman this would be a good thing, but as I am a straight man you’d be wrong. This was just a goofy test I was doing but now it’s gone too far. There’s 17 grown men on my house steps beating more door in. They’ve been going for days. Idk what I’ve done, but they’re gonna get in soon. This may be my last message. Wish me luck, boys
"WARNING: ONLY use this kiss when you have the time and space to be properly RAVISHED by your man..." Dear God. That may possibly be the single funniest sentence I have ever read.
Yeah and all of his tips SUCK. There is only ONE way to win a man over by kissing him. The big secret is, don't kiss him on the mouth kiss him on his *censored*
This is just the adult equivalent of when I was a kid and typed "mermaid spells" into youtube thinking that this one action would solve my entire life's problem
He is Seth's older, less attractive and popular brother who has no talent in music and is convinced that he has a talent in marketing, which is also not true. Seth's parents have his pictures upstairs in a drawer while Seth is staring at guests from a hundred portraits on the wall. All four walls, in fact. Their parents pretend to have only one son. No wonder this guy sells both kissing advice and self-praise in same quantities
My boyfriend isn’t that good of a kisser. I’ve never been like ‘damn I need to break up with this awesome guy who shares my sense of humor and worldview, is smart and educated, and is extremely secure, because his lip game is not on point.’ Once you’ve been dating for a minute, you kiss like once a month. If this is the key factor in your relationships I guarantee that’s not gonna work out.
Also, you can really easily give a partner pointers on how to kiss you how you like. Most partners will do it because they know you’ll like it, it’s not rocket science Michael!
I’ve been with my husband for 13 years & we care for each other deeply. If he came home from work and I tried to tongue kiss him he’d think there was a killer in the house and I was trying to silently warn him.
I love that the little video about the woman “losing” her lover is missing the point. If your significant other is late for a fight he’s not going to be like, “yes the time for a romantic kiss” he’s going to be stressed because he’s late for a flight. You’ll kiss later but right now possibly a thousand dollars and possibly his job is on the line so...cut the man some slack.
That's marketing. Seriously half of marketing is designed to prey on your insecurities, the other half is to make you want shit you didnt know you wanted. Arguably the easier one is preying on insecurities. Why do you think the diamond industry pushes jewelry as the ultimate sign of love for example?
The way this guy writes from the perspective of a woman reads like some weird erotica like "Cassidy was just a simple housewife when she got these tips and now she's a TIGRESS. just an absolute MONSTER in the bedroom."
She also owns 20 Maseratis, 12 houses and a hotel for herself and her second grandmother with Aspergers. She got all this and more ALL from selling these essential oils! Follow my Face- woah, wait wrong script.
9:32 does dude really say "it sends an *unconscious* message"? Cause that sounds like tips for Bill Cosby. Unless he meant subconscious, which is something completely different....
Jesus Christ! You cracked it! I was wondering what my marriage was missing and I realize now, it was a Katana. You've saved my marriage and you've also helped me start a new career as a body guard. I've never felt more badass. Thank you. But like... is there a specific way I should kiss my Katana so it doesn't leave me?
Eddy, I tried the 'Primal Passion Kiss' on my man and he became unintelligible and started carrying around a club and wearing this weird tattered toga with a tiger pattern...I don't even know where he got them, I suspect he used Amazon to order a Fred Flintstone costume...What do I do? I thought it would improve our relationship, but now all he wants to do is ride around in his golf cart and go out dinosaur hunting with the boys...I don't think he actually knows much about the stone age.
?? I've stopped guys from kissing me weirdly and been like hey that's too much tongue. Or I'll ask them hey it feels like you're pulling away lately, can we talk about it? Like guys just be forthright without attacking the person and you're good. Don't buy RachelRayMichaels ridiculous program.
@@Zimzamzoom95 idk why but maybe it's all these posts on social media from pseudo-influencers saying things like "He/She should know what you want before you even say it" or "We dont even need to say it, we say I love you with our eyes." And stupid shit like that. Maybe not, but it's still silly.
And here I thought it was because I constantly brought him down, he thinks I'm about to fight him when he comes home, everytime I see him I tell him how much I wish I'd said yes to another man.... But I'll just add a lil more tongue 😂😂😂😂also this is THICK sarcasm I don't abuse my man lmao
fan theory: "Eddy bought this video instantly. He knew immediately that one of two things would happen. He would either learn the secret to FORCING Gus to love him back, or he would have one dope ass video." Sorry you didn't get the guy, Eddy.. but the video is great!
These types of ads are so incredibly condescending to women. I saw one that started by saying how miserable women are without a man and how they spend Friday evenings crying with a tub of ice cream. And this was aimed at women! I think it was supposed to be relatable xD Anyway that's when I closed the tab because I couldn't take it anymore. Eddy did a real sacrifice here.
@Tara Lang Congrats on being strong women who can handle themselfs. But in all honesty, wouldnt you want to be held while falling asleep everynight? Not Need, but want. I know thats what i miss most from relationships. as aman
@Tara Lang That is to me as true as it is untrue. If you decide too love Anyone it will most likely not be "The Relationship", But it might very well still be the one relationship. If not you have hopefully gained some experience about yourself and others. So i can get behind that strategy, but there if deffenitely a point to be made about "not looking and finding". I think it is becouse you will naturally end up around people that likes the same things as you and will therefor find a partner that fits better. They both work and both have Great possetives and Great negatives. Also a note on cuddeling. It's the fact that the person trusts you completely to chose to be beside and in contact with you in a time when we just need to be safe to fall asleep. I guess it's just an ego thing.
There are similar ads of similar... "programs" directed at men, with very similar techniques in how they advertise it (bring up the promise of a secret, create this narrative, have the ad be super long so they feel like they're already engaged, high ball a "real" cost for the thing while actual cost is something like 30 bucks which in comparison seems low). The interesting bit is where they differ. The ones directed at men are focused on sex, almost entirely. They also have a much stronger focus on "mind control". A lot of them are about how you can completely control women with this one secret technique.
In slavic cultures, people do kiss family on the lips, no matter the age 🙃 (but uhm... not with tongue or anything, before someone thinks something weird)
I could actually use these tips on my boyfriend... so that every time we touch, I get this feeling. and every time we kiss, I swear I could fly. can’t you feel my heart beat fast. I want this to last. need you by my side
Honestly Eddy gives the advice every person needs to hear, and it's free 8:26 "Brian could you pay any attention to me at all, because it seems like you're not even trying And then if he says no? Leave him! Don't take a $500 an hour class with this dude to learn how you can win Brian back. *The fuck has Brian ever done for you?"*
All these names for the kisses sound like abilities you'd find in some shitty RPG, like the "Mirror Universe Kiss" sounds like the ultimate move you'd use against the final boss
I can't get the image of Michael kicking his feet up on the bed like a schoolgirl while writing his erotic fan-fiction out of my head. Also, can't help but wonder how many happy relationships he's actually had...
I got this ad a while back when I was in a very dark and vulnerable place and I almost fell for it (don’t judge too harshly, please), THIS is exactly the video I’ve been looking for back then. I hope lots of people who get targeted by this creepy and condescending ad find your video!
You guys shouldnt feel self conscious about falling for the ad. That's what he does. He crawls down into people's depression pits with girls who just want to be loved and find someone and then acts like he has a ladder out of the pit. It's very tempting to try to pay for the ladder. But the true power comes from crawling out of the pit yourself. Proud of you guys.
That's what makes it so disgusting. It's clearly predatory and targets people who are either very desperate or just in a vulnerable, low place in their life currently. And then he exploits them for all their money. Fitness gurus pull the same garbage. They all act like there's secrets or shortcuts to this stuff too, when there just isn't. The answer to your problems is almost always right in front of your face, and it's usually the thing you've been avoiding because of some larger truth or commitment it entails. This goes for anything really. But if you're low enough or desperate enough you believe there must be something you're missing, and that's how they get you. But once you're on the other side of that, and you can think more clearly, it's just insane to see how many people pretend they know way more than they do, and they really only hold a basic understanding of how something works, and in this guys case I would say he's even below the line on that. And he's claiming to be an expert, and is shameless about the lack of proof or credentials. Like he doesn't even have any pictures of him with women and no ones ever come forward claiming they've been in a relationship with him or tried to defend him at all. And tbh I doubt he's ever even experienced real love for himself.
10:29 I just had a horrifying realization that this class sounds like Michael "teaches them kissing" by making out with them. He's like the tennis instructor that sleeps with rich men's lonely wives. 🤣
@@christopherminutolo9384 A katana is probably too large for that--surgery, I mean: if you just want the heart and don't care about the other bits, though, it should do nicely enough.
One real kissing tip from my mother and her 50-year marriage to my father: occasionally, when they're talking, she'll take his hand and kiss the back of it while looking up at him lovingly. They'll then hold hands for the rest of the conversation, with him looking shy but pleased. I think it just goes to show that men like to feel cherished, too, and finding tender gestures that your male partner appreciates is important.
Holy shit, this is making kissing sound like a superpower. Kiss someone, and communicate years worth of information, understand their wants and needs implicitly, and have control of them to bend them to your whims...
The most disgusting thing about this "class" is the combination of how it targets at young, insecure girls by specifically making them think "You're the one who's doing something wrong", and how everything is worded so specifically to manipulate these young, vulnerable, insecure, younger girls that they're clearly targeting. It's so gross to me how we constantly see predatory "I'll teach you the secret" setups like this where the commercial is basically someone saying "YOU'RE wrong, it's YOUR fault, YOU need to be better and different because YOU are the failure (pay me to teach you,)" instead of the more obvious conclusion that nobody would pay to hear: _you really need to expose yourself to more different types of people and stop going after the same dysfunctional/incompatible person every time_ ."
Are you telling me that sticking my tongue out like a lizard and flapping my arms like a chicken isn’t what men want in a passionate kiss? Also, I’m pretty sure the “mouth-to-mouth” method is just CPR, Michael.
OK, I cannot possibly be the only one who would have wished for that dude's picture to rotate so badly. 13:00. It would have added such a nice touch to those creepy eyes staring into the remains of your soul.
Honestly we wouldn't have to deal with all these Self-Help Gurus and guys making shitty relationship POV tiktoks if guys just let themselves write fanfic. That's clearly what all of them want to do, but they're not letting themselves. It's so sad.
Dudeeee please do a review on those psychic commercials I get them all the time it’s like “thanks to psychic Donna, now I know that my husband was cheating on me” and shit like that
