I Simulated a US State BATTLE ROYALE 

I hope ya'll are enjoying the new longer content! Let me know what battle royale I should do next down below.

“It’s all Ohio?” “Always has been”

REALLY should have added a "stalemate" option on the combat wheel.

I can’t be the only one who saw Texas make the first attack against New Mexico and thought “Yea that sounds right”

1:57 NH, I visited you so many times and you do THIS to my state?! 2:03 Let that be a lesson to you, NH! 2:05 Very good! We did own Maine! 22:20 I swear, if my state loses to Alabama... 22:22 *Internal screaming*

Gotta love how Delaware went from doing nothing to controlling half of the country to being conquered by Alabama out of nowhere.

Honestly the fact that we stayed neutral the whole game only to IMMEDIATELY lose our first attack is pretty apt

I like how Tennessee was just chilling for 2/3's of the video while drinking their whiskey and watching the movie until they became part of the movie.

Funny, clever and impossible to stop watching.

Who else loves full length Geo Facts?

As an Ohioan, this video was an emotional roller coaster, I don't even like Ohio, yet I am very competitive, of course I wanted Ohio to win, yet I knew the odds were so low, once Ohio was defeated I thought it was over, however the plot twist of our redemption gave me hope. I was on the edge of my seat when I found out Ohio made it to the final 5, and I had the most flabbergasted, excited, and disbelieving expression on my face once we won. OHIO FOR THE WIN

"Hoosier" typically refers to a resident of the U.S. state of Indiana. It can also be used more broadly to describe anything related to Indiana or its culture. The origin of the term is uncertain, but it has been associated with Indiana since the 1830s.

also in that one boarder between NM,UT,AZ,and CO there is one specific spot where jurisdiction is so mixed up that if someone does a crime they could potentially get away just because there would be so much confusion on who has to deal with the crime.

wow, ohio really tooked the “wait, it’s all ohio?” meme seriously

18:17 “Imagine being neutral” I did my own US State battle royale (states cannot come back after they are out) and it was down to the final two, Kentucky and some other state that I don’t remember (I did this a long time ago). Kentucky was completely neutral for the entire game up to this point while the other state owned the rest of the US. I spun the wheel and Kentucky won. *Imagine being neutral for the whole game and then taking the entire US* .

its time you do an encore. btw what app do you used and btw also turn victorian battle royale into a series pls 🥺

I hope you get more people on a team or something because I LOVE THESE VIDEOS.

52. New Mexico 51. Maine 50. Wyoming 49. Iowa 48. Michigan 47. New Hampshire 46. Louisiana 45. West Virginia 44. Kansas 43. Mississippi *New Mexico Rebels* 43. Illinois 42. Pennsylvania 41. North Dakota 40. Georgia 39. North Carolina 38. Nevada *West Virginia Rebels* 38. New York 37. Texas 36. Puerto Rico 35. Virginia 34. Missouri 33. Maryland *Pennsylvania Rebels* 33. Oklahoma 32. California 31. Washington 30. Connecticut 29. South Carolina 28. Montana 27. Alaska 26. New Mexico 25. Minnesota *Mississippi Rebels* 25. West Virginia 24. Wisconsin 23. Indiana 22. Rhode Island 21. Mississippi 20. Oregon 19. Idaho *Oregon Rebels* 19. Ohio 18. Nebraska 17. New Jersey 16. Kentucky 15. Tennessee 14. Arkansas 13. Colorado *Ohio Rebels* 13. Washington D.C 12. Oregon 11. Utah 10. Arizona 9. Hawaii 8. Florida 7. Delaware *Alaska Rebels* 7. Massachusetts 6. Alabama 5. Pennsylvania 4. South Dakota 3. Alaska 2. Vermont 1. Ohio

As an Ohioan, I'm used to my state doing pretty badly in these types of videos for whatever reason so I was ECSTATIC when Ohio actually won! That aside, this was really entertaining to watch and the border gore was hilarious. I love seeing these type of videos from you! Edit: If you don't want to be spoiled maybe watch the video before going to the comments next time

I absolutely loved this video!!

I think this would be even more cool/interesting if you played a bit more with the chances rather than making everything even. Like, if you stick with the wheels, maybe attacking states have more like a 60:40 chance of winning, so the odds are in the attacking state's favor (surprise attacks!) but still gives the attacked one a chance. You could also have it so that no matter what the state of the borders are, you are always rolling 52 slots by replacing a defeated state with the state that was victorious. It may let them attack but also force them to be attacked more. If you want to get really interesting and in-depth with it, you could do something involving state size or population or some other metric in order to do a D20 roll. Like for any given matchup based on those metrics, "you must roll a 13 or higher to claim victory, 10-12 is a draw, 9 and under is being conquered." That could make it really exciting for some more underdog storylines 👀

The Meme State actually proved itself that the USA is ALL OHIO

I would love to see a more complex version of this with counties and stalemates and stuff. Idk what the exact details would be.

I knew, as an Ohioan, that it would always come down to this. It is our destiny.

Thank you for adding Puerto Rico! Usually, nobody adds them ❤

This was fascinating! However, if such a thing were to happen again, shouldn't the win/lose ratio be adjusted according to the number of states under control to simulate greater/lesser resources?

This was actually an extremely entertaining video.

24:04 Idk why but the mental image of Bernie Sanders leading an army against Ohio made my day

The only complaint I have is each fight having a 50/50 chance, when it can be, like, a combined 10 states vs 1. The more states you have, the better odds you should have. Makes upsets more exciting, I’d feel.

Being from Ohio I can confirm that this is how it would actually happen. By far one of the most entertaining videos I’ve seen in a while. Thanks 😂

That’s a lot of neighbors to attack😂 0:49

How do you make your stuff? Like do you draw the maps and then edit them in the video, or do you find premade maps because they look super clean. I’ve been wanting to try this myself, but never could find a good free template that you can edit, and don’t trust myself to be able to draw a good map.

I'm so glad the Battle Royale concept was brought back. This was entertaining as hell to watch.

YES! FINALLY! WE ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING! Seriously this made me so happy, seeing Ohio get eliminated and then just deciding "Fuck you, i ain't done yet" and kicking ass in the end was the best thing ever

I really enjoyed this. The only thing is I wish the win/lose was weighted based on previous wins.

Woah last I saw this channel was 2021 you had 40k subs now you have 400k that’s wild

What’s more bizarre? Ohio winning this battle or Israel winning 2 GeoFacts battle royals

Keep it up man! 💯

''Hoosiers vs the cheeseheads'' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love your vids and also what do you use for the map?

I love these longer videos by you, hope you continue with this format

Hoosier is a term from the 18th century (frontier era) where Indiana's Great valleys and hills when you spoke into them and said, "who's here?" some guy heard "Hoosier" so that is now the term. You should definitely do some research on Indiana's history I live in Vincennes Indiana the oldest city and in the 18th and early 19th century Indiana owned Indiana, Ohio, Wisconsin, Michigan, And a part of Minnesota. It was called the Northwest Territory/Ordinance. It's pretty cool. Also Indiana is i think the 2nd largest Potatoe producer in the US

As a resident of Wisconsin, the further you can make the border from Chicago the better. Minneapolis can stay I guess but Milwaukee and Chicago absolutely have to go

“gambling versus the surface of the sun” that cracks me up all the time

I’ve never watched a video where my state won!! I was rooting for Ohio like I was watching a football game! Thank you for this.

As an Ohioan, I’m proud we made the comeback of the century!

16:34 “Those 11 herbs and spices aren’t what we think they are” got me dying

2:27 The rise of the civils the 2nd civil war😂

"So it's gambling versus the surface of the sun" Got me rolling 🤣

as an Ohioan, i'm glad we finally got some appreciation💀💀

astronaut: Wait it's all Ohio Other Astronaut: always has been **Gunshot sound**

I can’t believe my state is the “cockroach of the game”😂

these full videos are AWESOME!! keep it up Geo Facts!!

Colorado be like: -be nuteral for most of the game -get into the top 10 -die -refuse to elaborate -leave

This is great but the more states a state conquers, the better odds it should have. EG: Hawaii which has control of Alaska vs Oregon should give Hawaii and Alaska 2 to 1 odds

"In this war, it's ANNEX or BE ANNEXED."

These full length videos are getting better and better! Please post more of them 😁

As an Ohioan I see this as an absolute win.

I'm proud of Colorado for staying out of it for so long, and also disappointed that they immediately lost the moment they tried something lol...

GeoFacts: “Hawaii has gone from a tiny island-“ Hawaii: “are you blind?”

I love that he is doing longer vids and is more energetic in them

Good concept. I want to see a more detailed one though! Like take into account the population, education, strength, resources, etc. that would be one interesting video!

"Mom can I get a battle simulator? No we have a battle simulator at home." Battle simulator at home:

I’m from colorado and watching them sit there the entire game, avoiding all siege. Just to immediately get eradicated the first time they attempt war had me rolling

So good your continuing longer form videos!

As an Ohioan, I was cheering like crazy. I Love this!

It would be fun to do this but determine if the state wins or loses based on some sort of stat between the states. AKA the wheel roles and lands on best education, and whichever state has the better education scores wins. You could have things like, population, land size, criminal statistics, weirdest laws pitted against each other, etc. Might be fun.

Boy, this heated up fast😂

This was really fun! Some disgusting border gore and surprise upsets! Non-contiguous NJ was a personal favorite of mine.

Who remembers Long Kansas?

Shockingly entertaining

As someone who lives part time in dc and part time in wv, who’s mom is from Ohio and who’s dad is from Maryland, I see this as an absolute w for my bloodline

It’s funny how Ohio just made such a comeback and won. I’m from Ohio by the way.

Great video! I think it would be interesting to have the win/lose wheel divided based on the number of states each of the two contenders contains. So, the more that a state grows, the more likely it is to win, which makes upsets have that much more weight when they happen.

Now Americans can't make fun of Ohio "Only in Ohio!" "Remember? Now everywhere is Ohio. We're not too far until they try and seek world domination..."

9:48 “I like how INDIA & Ohio are have just been like chilling the entire time.” as a hooiser, i am offended lol

This was fun. Can you do it again but include all of North America? This means all the Canadian provinces, states of Mexico, Caribbean islands, Greenland(Denmark), and Guatemala to Panama. NORTH AMERICAN BATTLE ROYAL!

So, I've been hooting and hollering this whole video. I about cried when we were conquered, and then were were back! And then we just took over. My mom downstairs probably thinks I'm nuts XD Needless to say; Welcome to Ohio, everyone. I hope you enjoy your permanent stay.

I like how it’s the states you least expect build a large empire like what Delaware and Vermont did. There is another video about states doing a battle royale where Vermont builds this large empire.

Tennessee sat in all the chaos: this is fine ☕️🗿

Peurto Rico was the funniest part of the entire video

Wait, it's all Ohio? *ALWAYS HAS BEEN*

Being from Arkansas made me so happy for my state in this vid

we really took all those memes personally 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You know, Ohio is just going to invade everyone eventually so we might as well make it happen as soon as possible.

24:19 funniest moment of the video

Did you get a copy from the us map and edit it in snip? if not, how did you do it?

Hey man, asking, what programs do you use? For the world maps the spinning wheel? Name?

This is quite fun, but I think it would be more interesting if the Win/Lose was weighted by at least number of states consumed. Really lets that underdog story have weight rather than random chance alone. Imagine TX gets like 5 states, then one rebels and BARELY makes the win 😅

It would make the video way longer, but I would do a secondary roll for the losing empire that determines the number of territories they have to give up rather than just get completely wiped out when they lose one battle, unless their state is their only territory then they lose. Also I wasn't paying close attention to when you did the returnee spins but they should either occur every X turns, or have it so there's a % chance every turn that a random defeated state can liberate itself.

Me: Wait its all Ohio?? The Wheel: I T H A S A L W A Y S B E E N .

what is that paint software you use just ms paint?

As a Utahn I bursed out laughing when he said I don’t trust the Morman’s 😂

As an Ohioan, I was on the edge of my seat for the entire last third of this video

I need this for the whole world immediately

"All Ohioans, stand up for our national anthem." **Swag like Ohio plays in the loudspeakers**

Maybe you should add another “win” option for every annexed state, maybe it would make battles just a little more realistic

Im happy that the state that is constantly hotter than the sun actually made it pretty far

He makes the most sense out of any USA battle royale video.

The Vic 2 music in the background was a nice touch