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I don’t know what scares me the most: The fact that Mark made this video, the fact that I think he’ll actually make an only fans if the conditions are met, or the fact that I think there’s actually a chance for the conditions to be met
@@warriorofdawn876 I mean yeah, Techno's Death Dream's Face Queens Death Coolio's [Gangsta's Paradise Creator] death And much more. But uh, this will truly crash the internet.
@Dayum at this point its: Creator Clash Charity Boxing vs Sidemen Football Charity Match 2022 vs Markiplier Only Fans... The last only needing 4-5 people. Regardless, the winner is charity!! Epic creators app around.
@@IBeComfy So? It's not like any kids will be allowed to access OnlyFans. Even if they are, it's due to large-scale negligence and stupidity, not one person.
Mark: Imma make an Onlyfans Internet: *gasp* Mark: With Tasteful Nudes Internet: *Shocked Silence* Mark: For Charity Internet: *collective sigh of relief*
so, isn't that mean... Ḑ̵̛̩̤̠̗͚̣̺̪͇̹̱̮̝̯̪̤̱͕̮͍͖̘͇̦̪͈̯̭͕͈͓̟͈͚̫̗͖̲̻͚̲̀͑̇͊̊́̒͑̚͜ͅả̴̧̛̛̖̜̗̙̘͎͈̞̟̗̯̼̀̄͌̀̄͛̋̓̔̓̆̀̇̑̽͑̆̈́̍̅̕͝ͅȓ̵͊̆̉̎̐̈͒̇̚͝͝ķ̴̡̼̳̪̗͉͓̭̱̣̠͈̬̺͊̔̅̿̓̈́̈́̆́̓̚͜͝͝ï̴̡̧̢̛̺̳̜̣̣̙̜̥͙̺̜͉̘̼̖̟͗̓̈̊̄͂̇͌͌͒͛̈́̊͂̅̽͌̊́̕̕̕͝ṕ̴̧̨̨̛͉̞̙̮͓̜͇͇̹͈̜̈̈͜ͅl̷̢̧͕̦͓̘̪͚͎̯̺̬̫̯͉͎̰̫͖̤̜̼̜̟͔̫̺̜͕̰̯̠̣͎̞̤̱͛́̒̋̆̓̍͗̚͘͘̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͝͠i̸e̵̢̡̧̧̲̻͔̰̤̱̤͓͈͔̣͎̺̖̥̦̖̩̯̞̠̤͑̈́̐͠r̴̈́̔́͂ is back.
Mark is a goddamn marketing genius, he knows exactly what his audience wants and what their willing to do to get it… and by god It’s working like a charm TAKE MY MONEY *cough* *cough* for charity of course…
No you're lying. Stop spamming, I checked your account, I checked your video and I clicked that so called 'Markiplier' pinned comment. It's a fake. You made account and named it Markiplier and took his pfp but worse quality. I'm not naive.
Ah yes, I can just imagine it. * Mark is tastefully nude somewhere at a Los Angeles natural park. Amy and Ethan stand over him as he props up from the ground on his stomach. they're holding something hot in buckets. They both look at each other. worried looks on their faces. they look down at Mark their expressions not changing.* *Both together* "Are you sure about this?" *Mark turns around to face them* " Yes, the world must see if my body can handle it." *Mark flips back over onto his stomach putting his chin on his palms and kicking his feet back and forth.* *Amy and Ethan squeeze their eyes shut as they pour the hot liquid onto Mark's bareback. his only protection is a towel wrapped around his lower half....* *cutscene to a field off in the distance. Screams can be heard followed by " Oh s**t! Oh s**t! OH!....s**t." *the person from the field comes running. by now a crowd has gathered. they're not sure what happened but all they see is Mark rolling around on the ground while Amy calls for an Ambulance. Ethan has run off to look for cold water.* the ambulance arrives. * The personnel look at each other* " Oh gosh! not this guy again!" the first says shaking his head. the second grabs the stretcher from the back and they both lift mark onto it. they Ask Amy what happened and then load Mark into the back. After getting into the cab of the ambulance the first guy drives off to the hospital while the second treats Mark's welts.* *Amy hears a noise of heavy breathing behind her somewhere. she turns around to see Ethan running her way with the buckets of cold water. After laughing, she explains to Ethan that the Ambulance already took Mark. Ethan pours out the water and they both head to the hospital.* By now the crowd is just a few people including the guy from the field. He turns to someone else stunned. " WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!!"
@pouya Humans have control over their brain neurons in some sense, and thinking you can live in the universe and be wholly seperate from it, with no influence whatsoever, is nihilistic at best. You influence things. Life isnt planned out. The universe doesn't work that way
Reminds me of a guy named Family Jules who on a live stream took a picture as requested by fans where he's laying on his back and legs over his head, fully clothed. Then when he returned to the livestream he shouted "I ATE MY OWN ASS FOR CHARITY!!!"
You’ve just reminded me of a saying one of my teachers catchphrases. In maths my teacher would always say “do it with a smile” while sporting the biggest grin imaginable
Exactly. We as a fanbase only have two modes of operation: 1. Being the most contrary, stubborn, annoying force possible, against Mark in everything he asks just for the sake of being annoying and 2. The most incredibly enabling force in the world, doing whatever he says and allowing him/even encouraging him to do whatever he wants, no matter how insane.
I think the opposite, Markiplier doesn't actually care if we boost both podcasts to their peaks on viewership, and he really wants to do an Onlyfans for charity
Nah this is 100% his “F U” energy showing from the in-person distractible. He wants the ratings to pass Rogan - he’s just extorting us to make it happen lol. What a wild time to be alive
I love how this entire video implies that Mark was out for a jog, thought “hey, I should make an OnlyFans” and then ran right back home to start recording.
i remember him bob and wade joking about mark making an onlyfans on their livestream the other day, that's probably where the idea came from lol (mark running home to make this video is a hilarious image tho lmao)
@@mammoneymelon going for a jog while listening to Zombie Run like he mentioned... Realises OnlyFans, runs home so fast that the apps AI is like, "WHATS GOING ON... THERES NO ZOMBIES, SLOW DOWN!!!"
@@warpedproductionztv7687 I'm an underage fan but I feel like most of his fan base is older than 21, besides minors can't really access OF because I think you have to pay idk
No he isn't. Nothing he's doing here is illegal or immoral. He's neutral good. Not full-on good though, there's definitely a significant twinge of true neutral in his character, as this stunt will benefit him personally as well by making him more famous.
