If Bing Was A Guy | If Google Was A Guy (College Humor Parody) 

You know its unpopural for a reason?

I dont know why people fall for google. Google is corrupt. And we should all band together and not use it anymore. Selling your information for profit, being very invasive. Here for more info. m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NrmnaShNp-I.html

@@kaoskatana yes but they can actually find the thing ylu are looking for

"Ways to kill yourself" Google: Suicide prevention hotline Bing: 1. Hanging yourself 2. Poison 3. Stabbing yourself

@@kaoskatana Really?

where is baidu used?

@@leonalistair2915 yea

someone else in China: *Made a hole in the wall with VPN to see google*

They actually use duck duck go

"Right next door"

a happy ending afterall

I was half expecting someone to search Facebook. Or maybe Yahoo. xD

"Building next door."

lmao@@CloroxBleach-yo7cx

Cheese Pizza easily fixable

Google

They actually did a if bing was a guy

Nah, it really doesn't. The average person wouldn't even realize they would use Bing instead of google (at least if it said Google at the top), meaning the quality is not really an issue - Google is just mainstream, that's why pretty much everyone uses it.

Im using Bing

What the f does anything you said there mean

Oh my god why

You forgot no homo

@@Dylan-pl6wv that shit gai af

U go to tech?

Thank you Jack!

Thank you for subscribing

its just him saying "google next building over"

HE HEARTED IT WTF

ultimate power move

No its because google is way more popular than bing, dumbass

@@mateuszszulecki5206 but you need more than to just repeat "google" otherwise the video is repetitive and unfunny. they need to add actual jokes. therefore making YOU the dumbass.

Kermit-R-us ummm but like they are right in a way... bing is not as popular so like they don’t have much to say. And some of the stuff can get u demonetized. And besides they are trying to make u go watch their “Google” video

+rafiamaffia delete

Thank u I feel loved and validated 😌😌

I’d love that

Bing bong

sorry to say it but bing is trash for many reasons

Well you see

Turtles r cool 🐢 😎

Thanks & That was the point. :p

Publoxic AltaVista was a search engine during the 1990’s and early 2000, it was really popular, but Google became the hit search engine and it was bought buy Yahoo! In 2013 it shut down.

Publoxic yeah neither did I, I just know about it lol.

Thanks dad

Thank you (: Bee knees are the bee knees.

0.0 Mind blown*

well just call me mentally gay cause I'm blowing minds. No homo. xD

google

Internet explorer is slow and outdated, and bing is kinda worse, maybe

Thank you for the constructive criticism i appreciate it! The whole joke was that people only go to Bing to search for Google. So thats why it was just that. & This is true. Please check out some of my more recent videos and give me some feed back compared to this one.

(a) I wouldn't say quickest because this has been up since march, so I don't know what is really " the quickest" about that. (b) I cannot take your insult seriously since all you do is do minecraft trick shots. (c) Thanks for commenting and watching (e) Have a nice day. (f) Keep on doing what you love. (g) If you get pissy at my reply, don't respond, you'll just get another one of these. (h) Okay have a good day. (Grammar Nazi Bonus Round) The "B" in before should be capitalized. "Its" should have an apostrophe, like so: it's. You shouldn't be using a semicolon, instead use a regular colon.

well it's certainly getting alot hate for good reason's, not fan boy wise. Just the fact you didnt even try in the video or etc. secondly you shouldn't have to count out the alphabet your 15 or so arent you? thirdly holding someone's insult based on what video's you have seen of there's is poor judgement and quite bias. let alone you got so but hurt you went to my channel to watch maybe 1 video or so. and then judge based on my video so you would have some info. You dont know me, so you dont have the judge my content, which truthfully took more time to make and more quality then this video above or most of your's, My comment was never about YOUR WORK or quality of this video, it was a jokingly comment that you took to far and got but hurt about. my comment more or less was to maybe wake you up to the fact that making a stupid video that was bias from the start isnt very smart. im done here so you can choose to reply one of those alphabetical bullshit comment now, since i wont see it so you can enjoy your childish play here and maybe not judge others. peace.

I was replying in sarcasm as well. If you couldn't tell that then I am sorry. Kind of. I typed out the alphabet for emphasis. By the way I am 18. Dislike to like ratio is is less than half which is good for a parody in my defense. I have less than a week to put as much thought into my video as I can. It probably does take more time to make yours since you do not have a dead line for a video each week. I get you were trying to be "funny"., and saying this video should be named "How to get the Quickest Dislikes on RU-vid" is a direct attack on the video, which in turn effects me. You got butt hurt when I mentioned your video did you not? I was just saying the same thing back. Treat others the way, you want to be treated. The moral of the story was not to be a dick and say something bad about a video that you just stumbled upon. Why don't you give criticism (what I could do better). Instead of just hating on it.AND in the end just like I don't know you. YOU, don't know me.

still didnt read ur latest comments. your talking a sad story in the rain.

Craft Kid Well the the thing is, that only you and one other guy, commented on this video saying you didn't like it. OR inferred you didn't like it. So I will take my sad story in the rain any day as long as I win this conversation. You prove my point each comment you make. *Bows*

The boss WE ARE COOL KIDS!

Hey, Bing Bros :D

@@onion2787 :)

+TheIronMuttonchops oh hi that was the joke, sorry if it wasn't clearly stated for you. but hey thanks for that sweet sweet watch time

make a better video then

+yooo vvv My 2014 self agrees with you!

Haha you are funny. I like you😂

yooo vvv thank you thank you! I'll be here until I get an actual job and begin to hate my life! *bad dum tisss*

It's supposed to be that way because no one uses Bing

911mporsche hey thanks for your well put constructive criticism!

says who?

Google