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"Condoms are tight on my wee wee "Nobody believes that bro" lmao I'm dead

Him: the condom is tight on my wheelie. Roger: nobody believes that bro. 😁 😁

*but it's all worth it so my partner can raw dog me without worrying about babies*

" _And your insurance will probably cover it, unless your job finds it offensive that you use birth control, because that's a thing.....if you have insurance at all._ " Wow

I'm waiting to see an ad for pregnancy tests where the couple looks relieved/happy after a negative result.

Yeah, I was completly blunt with my boyfrend, now husband, ant told him either we'll use condoms or we won't have sex. I wasn't joking. We did the research together on contraceptives and when he saw I could get breastcancer, heart and brain stroke, eating disorder, hormonal imballance alltogether, infections and similar he understood that it is not just my whim. We've been together since 2000, married for 15 yrs, have two kids that were planned and hope that Durex will send us a couple of free condom packs for our 20-th annyversary 🤣🤣 Sorry about my english, I'm Croatian living in Germany 😋

I remember seeing a commercial for the ring recently. It looked simple and easy, until I listened to the side effects, and none of them were the basic "headache/nausea." They were all literally just stroke and heart attack or something scary like that.

"...if you have insurance at all." *Oof, I felt that.*

This scares the Daylights out of me and I'm 72

That guitar isnt her baby, she set it down on a smooth chair over a concrete floor with no fear in her eyes

Sounds like people need to just use condoms and doctors need to promote them over birth control, especially since they prevent both pregnancy and venereal diseases. But then how would pharmaceuticals make their money?

Just because a girl is on the pill does not mean that guys have an excuse to not wear a condom :) Neither one are 100% effective (psychologically, they act like back-ups to each other) and condoms prevent against so much more than just pregnancy.

"That sounds really uncomfortable.." *"IT IS!"*

Using a condom just isn’t quite the same but it sure beats mood swings, depression, weight gain, potential of STDs, and unwanted pregnancy. 🙃

There’s always that one miraculous pregnancy even if you use condoms, the pill, IUD and tied tubes all at the same time 💀

This channel hasn't uploaded for almost a year but the comments are only a week old

Condoms are tight on my wee wee Nobody believes that bro (Me dying on laughter)

People seem to forget that women can take birth control for other reasons besides pregnancy prevention. I have endometriosis. My periods are more agonizing than what other women experience, often to the point where I'm essentially crippled, and it chips away at my fertility with each cycle.

Love the "nobody believes that bro" at the end

That's why I did my vasectomy. My wife suffered a lot from those.

The main benefit of being as fuck ugly as me is I'll never have to worry about any of this. yay.

As someone who was ignorant about this I'm completely traumatized and horrified while at the same time enlightened

You know our congressman and senators dont want birth control to be covered by insurance deeming it’s bad.... but trying like hell to get viagra covered. Our government sucks. Wished they had term limits

Needs more Roger. MORE ROGER! MORE!

The pill can affect people differently, for example, my friend turned into a hormonal monster and quit in 2 months. As for me: nothing. Nothing at all. I feel 100 percent the same, no side affects whatsoever. I was kind of amazed.

This was so good and sadly true 😂😭 I got goosebumps when she was talking about the IUD... I had one and it was unbearably painful... 😳

Every time I interact with a kid I want to get my tubes tied.

ya... time to become a nun

To be honest, the pill helped my cycle quite a bit without even acknowledging the benefit of birth control. I had insanely painful, heavy cycles until I got on the pill. Wouldn't go back tbh.

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Did you seriously just criticize men for not using birth control options that don't exist? There are no pills, there are no injections!

Using the pill also increases the risk of having a stroke ;) speaking out of experience here... Seriously wtf

“Nobody believes that bro” 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

"Nobody believes that bro"-- now very relatable guy

She forgot the twice as long periods and horrible cramps you will get for the next 10 years with the IUD Paraguard

I'm not joking. I got a birth control ad before this video loaded. This is the perfect set up 😂😂😂😂!

I’m a dude and watching this all the way through hurt me more than any other video I’ve ever watched.

I got the IUD and it really wasn't that bad. Even forgot to take the pain pills before I got it done and walked home after. Had period-type cramps for 2 weeks and some spotting but it was so worth it not to worry about it for 10 years!

This is why when a guy refuses to wear a condom it just kinda pisses me off. Edit: I just came back to this comment two years later and I just want to say that some Of the people who replied are some of the most toxic individuals I have seen. Grow up.

Lol. I liked hearing that there are shots & pills for men. I am baby boomer & post Menopause. I have watched over the years many couples go into a miserable marriage over pregnancy. Maybe it's time for men to start protecting themselves instead of expecting the woman to suffer the side effects and accept total responsibility.

I like how the guitar is falling and they just kept it in

People automatically assume guys don't want bc. Listen if there were options for guys I wouldn't have had a vasectomy 🤣

I find this 100% accurate. My body violently rejected every kind of hormone-based birth control I've taken. First, I tried Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo. It was fine at first, until my body rejected it and I got a non-stop period for 2 months before I stopped taking it. (My doctor said to just keep taking it and my body would reacclimate, but I think 8 weeks of bleeding out my hoo-hoo was quite enough.) My doctor then gave me a prescription for Ortho Tri Cyclen (standard strength). Again it was fine for a while until my body rejected it, and I started getting my period every other week. Also, I had constant abdominal pain that made it painful to have sex when I wasn't bleeding out of my hoo-hoo. Both experiences left a bad impression on me, so I didn't take any birth control for a decade. I figured after so long, maybe the medications on the market have improved. I got a prescription for Emoquette. Again, it worked fine for a while, until it made my gallbladder malfunction do I couldn't digest food properly and would get diarrhea 5-30 minutes after eating. I may as well have been chewing my food and spitting it directly into the toilet, because I was completely unable to digest anything properly. I ended up eating more because I couldn't keep anything in me. The only thing my body could absorb in that short amount of time it was in my body was the sugar content of my food because it absorbs quickly. So, I ended up gaining 50 lbs despite having daily diarrhea. I also suffered from chronic widespread joint pain. Also, it 100% killed my sex drive. I got better after I stopped taking it, but now I'm allergic to eggs for some damn reason. In my experience, the side effects of birth control have far outweighed their benefits.

“Nobody believes that Bro” 🤣🤣🤣

Just here after my Girlfriend thought she was pregnant, false Alarm lmao.

This is why I man up and wear a condom. I would never expect a lady to go through all this when it's so easy for me.

This guy is the only reason I'm subscribed to Cracked xD

For anyone doubting the side effects from these (especially the IUD), everyone is different and will have different experiences. In my case the IUD ruined me... The doctors really pushed it and talked nothing but great things. It was not only a painful insertion but perforated and had to be surgically removed in under a month with doctors telling me it fell out but I'm in excruciating pain while I'm taking care of my infant... Then after 5 years I finally got pregnant with my 2nd and ended up bleeding out and getting an emergency hysterectomy from the placenta growing thru the perforation scar. Now I have a scar from belly button to pelvis and internal pain from adhesions to remind me every day how wonderful it was...

Yeah these things are terrible from what I hear. Seeing the male birth control also not doing too hot as it’s being developed has just convinced me it’s not worth it (unless you need it to control your periods, my girlfriend did that for 5 years until her ovaries started getting cysts from the IUD). After a few scares myself of being reckless with women I had no real interest, I’m really just convinced that condoms should be used more often and you should probably stop having sex with people you don’t even see yourself with.

"Condoms just aren't the same" or "I can just pull out" said every parent of multiple kids

I appreciate that theyre trying to educate people on the negative side effects that birth control can have (because its often not talked about), but some of these side effects are very uncommon and make birth control seem like a bad option. Plus saying things like " they slice open your arm" when talking about the implant (which is actually inserted with a needle) is a scary image that can turn very beneficial and effective birth control methods into something that uninformed people might not consider as an option which is frustrating

Shows to ever dude you meet who thinks birth control is amazing.

Vasectomy...best money I ever spent. I made a personal holiday out of it called "V-Day"

I remember taking hormonal birth control a couple of years ago and eventually I would get incredibly angry. I kept on having the dose go up. I eventually went to a behavioral health facility because my moods were out of control. I was in the facility for ten days and every day I cried on the phone because I wanted to come home to my mom, younger brother and two dogs. I was miserable as I was adjusting to my new meds. Even when I got discharged I would cry all the time even on happy occasions like my birthday. But eventually with the right amout of meds and therapy I got through it. You can too.

Or you can be infertile like me and have all the sex you want without getting pregnant and eventually spend 40,000 to have one kid. The struggle is real either way.

Not sexually active, just wanted to stop fainting everytime I got up from sitting or sneezing.

I don't even use birth control for sex. But I have horrible cramps so I need to take it to function. Because that's what doctors do when a woman has a problem with her lady bits that's not about babies. Period problems? Take birth control and get judged when you've never had sex in your life because everyone thinks that's all it's for!

2:06 - "I have a kid?" why did this make me, a 48 year old single straight dude, get feels? Why did that have to be executed/delivered so flawlessly? Why does this make me want to build a shrine to her comedic brilliance? Answer me, invisible skydaddy....

That awkward moment when you legitimately don't use birth control for the purpose of pregnancy prevention

The pill is used for many things other than not getting pregnant...

This is so sick and twisted!!!! Love it!!!!🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love at the end when the guy just shrugs it off 😂

birth control (the pill) isn't only used for people having sex, and dont want a baby. Its also used so that females dont have to get their period once a month, and instead only receive it every 3 months. When I'm on my period I get nauseous and sick, I have thrown up multiple times during it; so the idea of having to get sick every single month for sure is absolute horrible. That is why I take birth control, even though I am a asexual vergin without a significant other.

yeah Roger is the savior of Crack

When they make robots for us then this will be a thing of the past.

I like how the editor left the blooper scene of the guitar falling in the first shot instead of shooting it over again lmao

I actually went out of my way to get my baby goo factory shut down. Still use the condoms though. There's scarier things than babies out there

Got a planned parenthood ad before this.

Having kids is a hell of a life-altering side effect.

I've been through two IUD insertions, and it's probably the most physically painful thing I've experienced. The gyno who inserted my first IUD in my early 20s, she wasn't understanding and waved away my concerns. I wasn't offered any numbing options at all. She just sighed and told me to be relaxed. The gyno that inserted my second IUD, she was the complete opposite of the old gyno. I got offered numbing gel, and she understood and validated my concerns and nervousness. It still hurted like hell, but at least I had an understanding gyno this time.

When did a birth control pill come out for men? Last I heard was that it was still in testing....

They missed the point that birth control medication can actually be really helpful to people who have very heavy, painful, or irregular periods. Also in the UK birth control is completely free, and you'll get checked by your doctor every half a year or so to make sure that it's not causing you any harm.

Yes! Thanks for putting the truth out there! That's exactly what it's like for us!

*Came for a laugh, left angry*

I have a friend who had an iud and her husband has only one testicle .... she still got pregnant lol

"but it's all worth it so my partner can raw dog me anytime." HAHAHAHA!

And on that note... I’m going to take my birth control.

Or you can try this ancient procedure called abstinence that is 100% affective with absolutely no side effects

Other actors are boring. Let Roger explain.

The fuckin "No they arent" and the "Nobody believes that bro" got me.

Why do you think birth control ads only air for a month or two, then you never hear about it again? A: The lawsuits and settlements from all the side effects and litigation!

In Norway, it is free 'til you turn 20. I've been on the pill since I was 13 due to extreme menstrual pains. I feel sorry for those countries where it isn't free, it definitely should be.

This commercial is exactly why I’m 6 months pregnant rn

I have endometriosis and the pill has helped me a lot. I've also never experienced these negative affects either. You don't always have to want to have baby-free sex to take the pill.

This is the first honesty about this I've seen and explains why I'm not on any birth control. ...honestly, there's no stronger birth control than telling the guy ur not on the pill ;) he will not take any chances!

We never heard about his reaction to the vasectomy

I got an IUD the pros outweigh the cons for me. Everyone is different

Can't believe I'd missed this one. Painfully funny.

She's so good at the "smiling thru the pain"

They shitty part is there's people like me that take birth control just cause their periods render then useless for a week every single month but I still have to go to school/ work despite the fact that I can barely walk, have a migraine, and feel like I'm about to vomit. Not to mention having an extremely heavy flow. So despite being a lesbian I still have to take the pill because otherwise I'm useless

Why this video does doesn't have twice as many views nine months later actually makes sense the more that I think about it.

I knew it!!! I have been telling folks for years! Why would you take something that tricks your body into thinking you are pregnant?

This is actually the most informative video I've ever seen on birth control. This is the reality of BC that is pushed under the rug and why I don't use them. Condoms are the only form I will use and lucky for me my partner agrees the other forms are absurd. I personally get really sick from BC while some women don't so that's something to consider.

Haha I just got the arm implant, they don't slice your arm open. It's a tiny hole that bruised a bit, but I didn't even feel it getting put in. I'm pretty sure the shot also helps protect against some forms of cancer, and you only have to get it every 3 months. The pill and IUD (I've never heard anyone call it an IUC) are a pain, and I've heard bad things about them through family and friends. Ladies, if you're thinking about birth control, the implant or the Depot shot are good options. You don't need insurance to afford them, in fact, your local Planned Parenthood will hook you up. I didn't pay a dime for mine. This video might have been appropriate 10 years ago, but nowadays you have more options than you would believe.

My favorite thing about all this is that the same side effects were considered inhumane when testing out male birth control ^.^

15 out of 100 people who rely on condoms alone get pregnant, so I don’t think getting other BC methods is useless.

This dude always comes up in my recommendations, gland I clicked

That last line, "Nobody believes that" 😂😂😂😂😂

If your boyfriend doesnt respect you enough to wear a condom, dump him.