He said that because he was uncomfortable, if they said stuff like, WE ARE NOW RUNNING SOME TESTS FOR THINGS instead of DID YOU JUST SAY BOMB? oh sorry, it slipped, I apologize CUFF HIM! HE SAID A FOUR LETTER WORD! love? BOMB! (background:OH MY GOD, IS THERE A BOMB? **Screams**)
+Agent Washington if the TSA or any person of law enforcement comes me i just stfu and answer only to what they ask and then just be like "Okay" when they tell me to do something
"Did you find some bomb residue on my hand?" Time, Place, Situation. Check, check and checkity. Yup, that is literally the worst possible thing you can say during a TSA patdown.
Its pretty surprising how people can't discern sarcasm from seriousness nowadays. . .Like dude, seriously. . . How couldn't you tell?? And yes, he did technically snitch on the lady from Delta.
+Isaac Alston Text based communication isn't perfect so no I can't tell. And NO the definition of snitching is to tell a person of authority something wrong another has done. What the lady did wasn't wrong, it was just bad advice. I'm sure neither her as well as Swoozie got in trouble so no it's TECHNICALLY not snitching.
+Wesley Wallace Look, your getting a little to worked up over nothing man. I never said anybody did anything wrong and you're getting waaay too technical about snitching, you don't have to be in trouble or in the presence of a figure of authority to consider tattle-tale as snitching. You must've been looking at the urban dictionary to have given me that definition lol So look, just take a break from the internet for a day please. Im not trying to be rude or anything because I love people. But if not, we will be on this comment section all day debating on whether Swoozie snitched on the lady from delta or not, which is a fucking stupid debate to get into xD
+Isaac Alston I'm not getting worked up, if you don't like the way I'm talking by all means leave. And you can't ever get TOO technical. Either I'm right or wrong and I'm right. If you're not in trouble or in the presence of authority then it's not even snitching anymore, it's simply informing. If I told a lady that interested in you your location so she can meet up with you would that make me a snitch? NO! WHY? Because that doesn't make any sense. It's all about the context. There are just some words you don't use even though TECHNICALLY they fit the definition. So I think YOU should take a break if this conversation is agitating you. I wouldn't want to ruin your lover boy street cred. If you don't want to debate, DON'T. Nobody is forcing you, so by all means please take part in something "non-stupid" as a way to spend your day.
Literally at the moment he found it and asked me, I woulda told him "Oh, probably on my desk. I needed it to fill out some stuff and I guess I must have forgotten it or something." And as soon as he was like "Well its in your clipboard" I'd be like "Oh, guess it got packed up with all my papers when I was getting ready to leave. Not gonna lie, glad you found it. Saves me from having to go through all that shit to get a new one, you know?" Then again I'm a white girl =\
I be DAMNED if I deal with that kind of shit, an FBI record over an inane quote? And all this starts over some motherfuckers messing up my name on a ticket? FUCK THAT!
Robbie Johnson The only purpose it has is to satisfy the moronic public. They haven't done a damn thing to protect anyone by molesting thousands of people including the elderly and kids. Let the fucking airlines handle security instead of some government employee that could only get that job because they're a fuck-up.
swoozie is actually the first person I've ever seen who is both a practicing Christian and not totally out of touch with everything. Like, I've never seen any self-proclaimed Christians who are actually cool and look happy to be Cristian. he even has interesting stories in which he has actual fun, which is not something I've ever connected with religion lol
Are you saying that Christians just pray 24 hours every day. That every single one is not cool. That is such a dumb statement. I bet most of the you tubers you watch are Christians, but they must be cool if you like them. Your comment is just terribly worded are really insulting. I bet you know at least 10 Christians, and I bet you like at least one of them. There is a reason why your comment has no likes.
+Peter Buellesbach I'm actually Christian. I'm just saying. I didn't post for likes, I posted because I wanted to share my thoughts. it's just that no one has ever shown that you can be religious in this manner.
Christian people are not out of touch with everything. BIBLE BELTERS tend to be out of touch. I'm a commited Christian, and I am pretty well liked. I think your little statement was prejudiced and offensive.
I was all tense, watching this video, terrified that sWooZie was gonna get in big trouble... Then I burst out laughing at the Hokey Pokey part. Could not stop laughing for a good three minutes.
Duuude that story gave me soooo much second hand embarassment. But that's because I've had a mishap with security too. I was flying back from China two years ago and during that time I was really into hairstyling and braiding and shit (idk I was crazy). So, if you want to stop flyaways during the process and make curls last longer, you'd use a bottle of water to spray on your hair. So I brought a bottle of water... in my bag. A small one, only like 20 ml. Like a little spray bottle. I completely forgot that it would be considered dangerous and a liquid. The Chinese woman at the security saw it, took it out of my bag, asked me what it was inside it, what the water was for, and even poured the water out and analysed it for bomb substances, I guessed, cause she smelled it and also did some wierd pipette stuff. By that point I was red with embarassment because I had forgotten how suspicious it would look (very) and she was staring at me impassively and very stoically, and basically scaring the shit out of me. She let me go after five minutes and good god I was so embarassed.
@@aidanvandussen5878 non eof those were the TSA btw. Just Google it and you'll find out the TSA has actually not stopped a single terrorist. The FBI and CIA have found and stopped plans and notified them before anything happened. But the TSA has not actually caught anyone themselves. Well at least last time I checked.
I have to give you a lot of credit sir. My ex-wife is from Trinidad and Tobago, due to my dealings with her over the years, I have grown to truly dislike everyone from that island nation. After doing a youtube search for Walt Disney, I came across your confessions of a disney employee video, you are beginning to change how I feel about the people of trinidad. Keep up the good work!
Lol I had a similar situation in Chicago and I was sooooo angry. Someone else made my boarding pass and my name was spelled like my school ID instead of my state ID. And this black lady stopped me and basically told me I wasn't flying even after I pulled out my birth certificate, social security card, and the infamous school ID that caused the discrepancy. I never hated Chicago so much in my life and I was already trapped there overnight in a snow storm and had to leave out of the airport and walk over to a hotel in the storm with my suitcase AND there was a stupid roach in my room. Too much stress just to get back to Detroit. Lesson of the day: legal documents must match. That is your only chance at redemption in the airport and I was a priority flyer, too. Wow, my lack of punctuation just now is ridiculous... but so was that TSA lady (who I admit was doing her job.) I just never anticipated that small spelling nutshell m mishap to cause so many broken hearts and dreams. I felt even worse for the guy she patted down in front of me.
hi.I am so traumatized by this experience you are talking about...it pains my soul... this video is art for me...painful art...you are a great storyteller!!!
swoozie when you said to cops behind you and 5 tsa people in front of you all I could picture is them forming a smiley face formation with you as the nose
So I started to like this guy's videos so I subbed. Then he drops a remixed version of the legend of legia song on top of one of the craziest stories ever. How do I show more appreciation??!!??!?
Jason Grieco Call an airport and say "OMG I lost my child at the airport" Airport: Okay we will call for him on the coms Me: Oh thank you Airport: What is the childs name Me: First name Allahu last name Akbar Airport: *WE NEED A ALLAHU AKBAR*
Kahler Nygard I said that because your earlier comment was so bafflingly moronic that i felt compelled to respond with an equal. Did you honestly think your vague response helped answer my question? That's like me asking 'where do you live?' and you responding, 'on earth'. Like no shit sherlock. Of course I know she commited an anomalous act. But I'm asking what that act is, of which, you don't know the answer to.
Dude they called in a bomb squad when I was in the airport for my rucksack, so I'm going through TSA and everything's going fine until my rucksack passes through and some big ass alarm goes off and the put my rucksack to the side and ask me what's in it, I reach for my bag and the woman basically punches me, and says "SIR STEP AWAY FROM THE BAG" so I'm like freaking out, they bring out a guy in big ass bomb armour and a guy with a gun, I'm like freaking out at this point and they start to swab me down for bomb residue, and put the swabs in the system, I start to ease up because I know they won't find anything, and then 5 seconds pass and a big red x comes on the screen and the people grab me and start screaming at me to tell them what's in the bag, I started saying I have no idea. So they open in and search through, the bag, at this point there are guns pointed at my chest and there's and dog sniffing all over my body. They search my bag until they find a box of hair gel, they instantly let go of me and say, well sir this just a big misunderstanding there must of been a glitch in the machine, I'm fucking twelve!
You know, to be honest, I understand the necesity of TSA but still, it's a pain in the butt to deal with. Then again, I think they should've been established when airports were first opened. MAYBE if they had 9/11 would've never occured and the security wouldn't be so annoying and scary. I'm afraid of airports even though I have no criminal record and no intention of ever hurting anyone. And a few years back, I went to Costa Rica and that year I had gotten really tan but my passport photo was taken 4 years prior to this. I'm almost 17 now so I've gone through change as I've grown up. I was almost not allowed to fly back to America because of how tan I was that year because they thought my parents were trying to sneak an illegal imigrant into the United States.
Ah TSA. I remember the days of working for them. Talk about hate. Lol. I was called all kinds of names for doing what I was supposed to. Sure as hell don't miss that.
before this whole 9/11 thing happened - i took all sorts of crap with me on the plane - my mum would pack me a thermos of indian tea - which i would sip sometimes 6-8 hours later (it was still hot) so i didnt have to drink plane tea. i would take all my shower stuff on board with me because if the airline lost my luggage - at least i could use my own stuff rather than hotel stuff. the guys who ruined it for everyone are surely dead but the terrorist attacks keep coming. and now 1 plane was stolen/lost and the other was shot down. millions of americans are afraid to fly. I'm not sure having the extra security and weird violations of private areas are working - has all this stuff helped to deter terrorism? I think if someone wants to blow themselves up and take a bunch of others down with them - they will do it. No amount of fear will deter someone who has already volunteered their life. Maybe keep the security but avoid the touching of private areas. i am probably not someone who fits the profile so im not extra felt up - but i have 2 friends who get felt up by female TSA agents each time they fly. one of them actually pushed the TSA agent off because she thought the agent had gone too far. she is now on a no-fly list.
Brendan Tate i have no idea - but i have seen the TSA miss stuff in my bag all the time. they didnt see a juice box, they have only spotted my eye drops once and have missed a sizeable bottle of cleanser every time i have flown. im not going to point their mistakes out to them - but you have to wonder - are they really focusing on every scan? even security staff becomes complacent. They probably dont see anything bad come through the scan (because no one is that stupid) and even if something is suspicious - it is very difficult to link it with safety. if you have a pair of tweasers or scissors in your bag - does it mean you were going to harm someone? But maybe it's stlll better to have them there then not - who knows what else they are monitoring apart from we can see?
The TSA is something that we can actually say "Thank Al Qaeda!! Because of the 9/11 attacks, suddenly the majority of people who have nothing wrong have to be treated like criminals." Now I'm not saying that the TSA hasn't helped, I'm just saying that for every one person who commits a genuine act of terrorism, 99,999,999 of innocents have the chance of being put though this guys experience for saying the wrong thing, despite the fact that he had not criminal record in the first place. I swear, before long they will require security to use your own car!
I'm sorry, but who makes a comment like that at an airport? It's guaranteed to give you trouble. Add to that the ID issue and it's the worse thing he could have done. I'm not blaming security, they should have and they did take it seriously. I'm just embarrassed for him right now.
artsygal112 I agree with you completely. I did kinda wince when he said that. My issue is just what happened next. I agree that they should have taken it seriously, but to give him what is essentially a police record for making a dumb ass comment, despite both having no passed records, and come clean in every search. That record is with for a LLLLOOOONNNGGGG time, and who knows, it may even wrongly effect him sometime down the line. Do I fully blame the TSA? No, I think they did the right thing to at least do a meticulous search. I just think that they may have went a little over the top is all.
Political Loopholes Remember though that lately, some terrorist attacks have been coming from people with no prior record. It's not the ID that gave him the record, it's the comment. If you give them any reason to be suspicious it's going to be noted down.That's just part of the culture we live in nowadays. Of course if you know Swoozie, you know he was joking. TSA wouldn't know that. But there is a time & place and even he realized when he looked back on this experience that that was not the time or place.
awesome story. im allways excited to hear about airport and tsa stories about getting in toruble or just having a wierd moment. cuz i allways watch shows like MIA 247 and im like why can my aiport have crazy shit happen
