GameStop Girl be Playin' Games 

A black man On the road might work with the CIA or smth

@@moistbag9877 sameeeee

Yo gay man!

*_THAT HEAVY IS A SPY!_*

Lol

Crimson flag!

yay!

._.

I hear it's equivalent to a chest x-ray.

Alternatively, it's like when the bridge seems to be run by computer; it is the only thing speaking. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-6Aj3D-VQCBk.html

Jomanro aha accidental

The game informers are still free lol, you just gotta sign up for it 💀

Ikr

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ikr lmao

And that was the first time...

A minecraft song line in this guys channel I'm done

Freaking lost it at this point (つ▽

i died over that flashback

I died laughing at this part

Miguel Garcia RESPECT

and get that bread

or acquire the cheese

@@divadoge5584 Also, known as the paper

Are you saying you're learning from his mistakes? Or that he's a good example of staying out people's business. Cause he's a mess

Nice, not like I watched the video.

@Best Adeniyi nope, was somebody else

*THE SWITCH CONTROLLERS WERE UPSIDE DOWNNNNN*

XxEliteSk1llzxX Hahaha no duh 😅

Swoozie playing 5D chess out here meanwhile other people can barely play checkers.

nay

It's content

Broo i just made ur like count 2.3K biggest accomplishment everrr.

have u seen avengers YEAH im not in it

xupeki Oh

@@typhlosion8972 lol i didnt know you can go that far! :D

lt.Unknown same

man u ended everyones careert

Hey bling bling do you still wanna date susan

yeah man

Yeah RU-vid Rewind filming is in a few months so he gotta be careful

@@pen-qy2yl Damn straight...

@@cherriihsbxjs4656 I do not live in a western country, so I do not know any white girls... But I am sure at least not all of them can be like that, are they?

Suraj Shaw well, so far all the white girls I have met and befriended have been like that, but there are probably some good white girls who wouldn’t betray u

im happily married at 19, 21 now. shits been good

Will Sessions Well, it can work but it’s just if you both are mature and have full trust in each other

@@somerandomguy3037 For every success story of a couple married at 18-21, theres like 20 more of marriages falling apart. Just because it can be successful doesn't mean that it's a good idea.

My cousin got married @ 18 didn't work at well.

It takes maturity to be married that young lol

😂😂 Not Umar Johnson

@@NautaKai bro same

My mans is Thomas from Regular Show

Omg... This just turned into Stranger Things.

@@NautaKai same lmao

@@NautaKai same

@@MissedBandwagon That took me out lmao 😂😭

*wE're

NANI?!

Mo O I lowkey love ur profile picture

Lmao that actually happen 2 me 😂

What video was that original from?

@@WheresMyPho it was a video about him investigating if his girlfriend was cheating, and when he got back he pretended he was just jamming out to the song.

@@thesaltysailor8035 oh yeah, do u remember what it was called lmao

I think it’s Adande

Lol. Trinidadians love to tell our life stories in detail...🇹🇹🇹🇹

Ay DEM TRINADALINAS BTW😣😣😣😣

@@avoid6485 Trinidad and Tobago ppl..

@@DeeDiamond2981 lol😪

Not really.

Funniest part had me dying 😂😂😂

@@horacejohnson1278 same

Lol

How the hell did I read this, AS S(HE) SAID IT🤣!? This happens to me when ever I read the comments mid video it it's hilarious 😂

Wow this story was a bummer

Weeeeellllll.

Pretty common actually

"Have you seen Avengers?" "OMG YAHH?" "Im not in Avengers either"

Wait which avatar, the blue people or "then the fire nation attacked" ????

Squidnugget 14 blue people

The OMG thanks was Reddit G O L D

My new favourite response for whenever someone thinks they know me

Dogs470P lol

ACG - VΩID *i respawned*

idk what hotel you went to, but shooting someone doesnt sound very accidental

@@crazyhotdog9300 Not a hotel... I'm talking about Rainbow six siege.

@@dogs470p9 haha ik what you mean! As soon as the girl player gets attacked they all turn into Knights and Guards!

Swoozie is putting himself on the line for that PAPER

@@anthonypolanc0 “the bread, the cheddar, the money, the QUUAC”

@@braybomb622 Lo siento, *NOT* lo siento

@@braydennewman7937 change your name to 69 subs with no vids

a great man once said “is it too much to ask for both?”

Then the girl don’t chase you, the girl chases the paper lmao

Lol

It hurts that the other quotation mark can fit on the other line if you just deleted a space.

Underrated comment

Same but

Sex. Hl

Hi. Sex

Griselda tavares Tf

Griselda tavares Tf

SIKE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER

He had me like wtf

Barwinny I READ THIS RIGHT WHEN SWOOZIE SAID IT🤣🤣

3:17

I remember that video!

@@mercylopez4088 same

Kaylie Cabrera bruh I did too wtf 😭😭

And The Cheddah, And The Bred.

THE GUAP

I Dont Speak Spanish So

Swoozie got an interesting ass life, not gonna lie

Gaming Shark boom! I’m ur 1k like

feels bad D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

*avengers*

@@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt the dedication

Lmao

😬. 😡 👚. 👕 👖. 👖 👠👠. 🥾🥾

PlnkYellowBlack lmaooo

Loooool

Stolen comment

I Read this when you he said it

Salmaan Ahmady same

Lmao i legit saw this when he said it

Can someone tell me what that means ?

I read this as he said it

Yeah I'm a girl and even I know that But guys can also be crazy too. 😜

Correct

This one was a story with an actual life fairytale ending. YoungLoveCraeYo. This why my teenage years and twenties were just filled with random, albeit occasional, hookups. Being young and actually in love is an oxymoron only reserved for the few. The rest of us many should just fuck all day err'day until we emotionally mature enough to settle down. Another reason I'd laugh at women my age, back then, who acted like they had it all figured out. In my mind I'd be like, " *pfft* 8itch... it's so fresh, you acting more mature then me, when alot of ni99as in the hood, including my black ass, been wit' you. I don't think it's coz' you are more "enloghtened" then us... pro'lly more coz' you gullible ass fuks. I'm just glad you smart enough to hold a job down, you ain't got a mess of kids and you not some amateur porn star, recording your punk ass wit' sum ni99a who might be dark enough to revenge porn your fine ass." Just super sayan. No problem being sexual, especially being young. Just be smart and private bout' it. That has never failed me.

I guess I'm not picking sides 😑

@Lily Valac Have any proof?

Yoooo I saw you commenting on another video a few days ago... Do you think midnight club will ever get a new release?

AHHH WE MEET AGAIN FELLOW BLACKPANTHA FAN

Well he does look like the gym teacher from far from home lmao

wanna see more people try this irl haha

I also watched the video

Okay now THAT is love!

Wow

sWooZie dang, i’m sorry swoozie but i’d never do that

Stranger things are boring

@@galaxy1116 can be majority of the episodes is like 30 mins of boring shit then the good stuff happens at the end then ends at a bad time and you keep watching

Yaaasss

Yall better grab dat moola and sciddadle dood

divineenergy you’re *

Guap*

*lo siento

It be like that sometimes ...

666 likes 😎

@@jadecasey8776 fuck I tried to be 666 lol

This the tea ☕

the thirst is real!!!

😆🖐️👍

Same

Fun fact that from another episode

YUP

👍🖐️😆

Right? 😂😂😂

No homo right?

Hah!GAYYYYYY!

Yes!! Lol

Ok

@@traktortonifarmabaranja1971 ?

AnimeGURU475 his last 3 videos wasn’t about girls

True

Uwu taiga aisaka

I will forever see him this way now 😂😂

Tafari TV that’s from an old video

That's from the Girlfriend Trust Issues Video

Tafari TV our boi’s using old clips to save time.

Facts!!!!!

Bruh 💀

He been in these *streets*

Swoozie's a klepto from way back lmfao.

We be killin it out hea

Bruh people don't even try to make good phone passwords, there practically isn't even a point of using them if it's not secure. Digits? They use their birthday, or 1234. Pattern? Straight down, and to the right. Hotel? Trivago.

i do as well ?

@@DizzyHotSauce you got me man

no its like Kim: He don't even know my password John cena: *are you sure about that*

@@DizzyHotSauceoof

BoyZee I can’t really read when yOU gO lIkE ThI

😂

Somethings wrong, I can feel it.

BlueWolf109 stfu

@@DelaliA109 tf

i don't think they planned this. i mean it's stupid to take months out of your life for this and then she got married to someone else A YEAR later

Facts dead ass believe it 👍

Lmao sure. If that guy is worth a damn he’s long gone

Don't think sexually assaulting a person and potentially getting arrested is worth a little video. No one's that crazy.

Hooded Beast I see many people with this pfp lol

YO! I DIED LAUGHING!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hmm you got the same profile pic, weird

Hooded Beast your profile picture explains everything lol

Hooded Beast lmao I read this as it happened

🤣🤣

😇

Lol

sWooZie I like how you only post good storys and not junk like sum RU-vidrs 😂

Yeah stfu

2wAy Bryan no

2wAy Bryan no

Elell Elle didn’t ask 4 an answer

@@bduque2003 oh fuck off nigga, nobody asked ya, so go find someone else to annoy. I ain't finna waist time with yo ass.

Do I unlike cuz I don’t want to ruin the 69 cuz in 70th like

He's waiting til marriage

He's smashing the virgin thing keeps people watching and subscribing. Remember he's a gamer and entertainer.

Lmao

Fr I always wonder whether he is or isn't but I doubt he'd give a straight answer these days. He used to be so transparent but we barely hear from him anymore

Amen

3:17

Mxdia Salmon LOLOLOOOOOOOO

He recorded that 2 or 3 years ago

@@straightupdylan what old video was it

@@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IuUpkdnBi-M.html 4:34 in that video

My channel too at this one 😂😂😂😂

Ben Dover oh shit u have 911 likes

911

Y2Kelly04 that's my name🤣

Lmao

I think it's justified to want to divorce someone if you realize that you might not be a good fit, like she realized with Sawyer, considering him to be a slob, but no one should ever cheat on someone to get a point across. Just ask for a divorce for Christ's sake.

I love this, and loved that 😂😂😂😂

He said Guap 😐