If I Was the Sinnoh Champion 

You're forgetting you're the enemy here so actually 90% accurate means 600% accurate in this case

don’t you dare talk about cynthia like that again michael

Oh so YOU’RE the reason Cynthia’s Garchomp had a Yache Berry and her Milotic had a Flame Orb in these remakes

“Has any in-game trainer ever had a guaranteed shiny Pokémon?” I remember a certain trainer with a shiny espeon in Leaf Green. I was surprised when I saw it.

Mikey: “Double team is the worst move in the game! Unless I’m the one using it!”

Cynthia: *exists* Mikey: Not if I have anything to do with it, and I do!

Opponent: Raises evasiveness once Mikey: So I reset my game to my last save

"Gliscor and Scizor can be brothors" made me laugh harder than I thought.

"Because I lack [enter something], Michael!" is an instant meme.

"Has any in game trainer had a guarabteed shiny pokemon?" Yes, in gen 7 there is on trainer in the poni island pokemon center with a shiny exeggcute

9:12 x4 fire weakness would be terrific in the original games counting that the only fire types are rapidash and infernape

Ah yes the champion is just going to casually have a shiny hidden ability gliscor

*Enters Champion room and sees Michael* Squidward voice: Oh no, he's hot

Mikey if he was a Champion: "Greetings Challenger! Champion here."

does anyone else just love hearing Mike talk on and on abt his pokémon team- or like just pokémon in general?

Scizor and Gliscor share an egg group, so they could actually be brothers. You could breed them such.

I feel like this could be a series, going over each region and just throwing out the current champion to take their place.

Move: Has a 99% accuracy Mikey: Are you kidding me? That is insultingly low

I actually love the idea of Scizor and Gliscor being brothers, it sounds like u could make lore off of it

Now I want to see a Platinum playthrough where you use this team.

“60% chance to flinch!” Me: Well... if it’s not 100% accurate, it’s 50% accurate.

Now you must reimagine yourself as every regional champion

Imagine beating the Elite 4, getting ready to battle Cynthia, and then you see Mikey.

16:21. I’ve always thought that you should become a champion (or at the very least beat the 8th gym) before the legendary story segment. Makes more sense when the champion asks you to help

"If I was champion, I would just save the world myself." Michael is Leon confirmed.

"Weavile is a mean little gremlin, and who wouldn't want to ruin someone's day with it?" Cyrus, sweeping everything with his Weavile in the Distortion World: "I approve."

I like that your team is mostly comprised of later gen evolutions of Pokemon given that Rowan's field is evolutions.

Love coming back to watch this and realising within his first 3 Pokémon he’s stolen two of the elite fours aces and another elite four members second-highest level Pokémon lmao

Mikey is becoming “Whitney, the Champion”

Mikey dissed sky uppercut for being 90% accurate then uses stone edge which is 80% accurate

its cool all his pokemon have some sort of cutting and slashing theme and each of them have one except tangrowth, so over solar beam it could have solar blade so it continues with the cutting theme and all his pokemon look like they cut and slash hard and even though it sucks, since there are also small trees everywhere it would be funny for a champion to have cut on one of his mons for convienience and so it would be funny to give tangrowth cut over energy ball ad it goes with the cutting theme

Gliscor could actually have his Poison Heal Hidden Ability with a Jolly or Adamant Nature to increase Speed or Physical Attack while lowering its Special Attack since its a Physical Attacker. I believe that Jolly would be better because it could have higher speed and out-speed quite a lot of Pokemon. It would *decimate* quite a few opponent's Teams I'm sure.

Mikey: "It has over a 70% chance to hit" *something's wrong, I can feel it*

“What candy bars are you buying?!” 100 Grands, Einstein.

I'm just thinking of how the game would have gone had you been the champion. The player shows up in the Distortion World only for you to be miles ahead, already facing off against Cyrus and by the time the player navigates that maze-ridden hellscape, you've caught yourself a Giratina and are heading back figuring out how to form PokeSatan into your team.

6:17 elite four in bdsp took notes from this video

Michael: "Has any in game trainer ever had a guaranteed shiny?" The dude with the shiny exeggcute in the alola games: Am I a joke to you? (The trainer is in the Poni island pokemon center and gives you 6 nuggets when you defeat him)

Imagine they just swap places and she takes over the channel Her first sponsor: surf shark

10:39 he said he wasn’t going to have the same Pokémon as cinthia but he got a togekiss

12:15 don’t forget roost to heal very important

I feel like Champion Mikey is the Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He tries to be evil, but he's too adorable to actually be evil.

Mikey: "What candy bars r u buying?" My brain in Jontron: **Exp Candies**

6:06 oh boy just you wait until you see Cynthia’s team in bdsp

10:25 Now with Gen 9 mechanics, Gallade has Sharpness which boosts the power of slicing moves by 50%. If BDSP had that ability for it, a good moveset would have been: Psycho Cut and Sacred Sword for STAB, Night Slash for coverage against opposing Ghost types, and Swords Dance to boost Attack. I forget if PC or SS has a high-crit chance, I know NS does. If at least 2 of them do, I'd maybe use Focus Energy instead to make the chance with those moves 100%

Me: “I hate ads.” Mikey: “Hold my iced coffee.”

Sees thumbnail: "Oh HAIL no!" Michael: "I would be a worse option." Oh, okay then.

9:21 I would give Scizor Bug Bite instead of X-Scissor because BB would have a base power of 90 (60x1.5 Technician boost), it eats the opponent's berry and it even has more PPs

16:40 No No No..... You would do a cool DOUBLE BATTLE with the main protagonist

Someone: sponsors Michael: IT IS TIME FOR................... GRUNTYBOI

Reporter: Congratulations Michael, you have become the new Sinnoh Champion. What are you going to do next? Michael: So basically I'm going to ruin peoples days.

I remember that because of the platinum nuzlocke having gliscor called metal I thought for ages that it was a steel ground type because I couldn't damage it with electric moves so I ignored the possibility of it being flying type

Now that BD & SP are out, you should do a playthrough with this team

Grunty Boy: "Haha! It is I, Grunty Boy" Michael: "Of course it is, who else you it be" I died XD

Mikey: Togekiss will ruin your day Me: *So gliscor doesn't strike fear*

Mikey: I'm going to give my gliscor a held item. BDSP: RIGHT THAT DOWN RIGHT THAT DOWN

14:45 If i were to choose a pokemon in this situation I would have chosen Drapion because its dark typing would have handled the ghost weakness and is weak to only ground which Gliscor with his STAB Earthquake can handle. And most probably I would have negated the flying weakness because Gallade with his STAB Close Combat could handle the flying weakness. I know that Gallade is weak to flying because fighting types are 2x weak to flying but flying types are also 1/2x weak to fighting. It is risky but every champion should take risks. I chose Drapion because I like it more than Weavile. And also weavile is just a little stronger than Drapion. Weavile - 510 Drapion - 500 If talking about Drapion's movesets here they are 👇👇 Ability- Sniper 1. Crunch 2. Dark Pulse 3. Shadow Ball 4. Poison Jab Well this is just my opinion everything depends on you.

Mikey: gets a sponsor Grunty boi: exists Also Mikey: it's free real estate

"How hard do you want to make your champion battle?" "Yes"

Pokemon's shiny: **is blue and yellow** Mikey: HES THE CHOSEN ONE

5:26 there's actually a trainer in the Trainer Tower in the FRLG sevii islands with a shiny espeon. Let's just say seeing one of my favorite shinies ever out of absolutely no where made me lose my absolute mind.

Me seeing the “includes paid production” symbol: It is Grunty Boi !!

"Togekiss with Serene Grace will have a 60% chance of flinching, so your Pokemon will never move!" My Crobat with Inner Focus: *helo*

Gliscor is great, but it doesn’t naturally learn moves of its types. Not until after Gen V unfortunately, thanks Gamefreak.

If I Was Sinnoh Champion I Would Keep Cyrus Distracted In A Battle While The Player Catches The Legendary

Never ask a woman: her age Never ask a man: his salary Never ask Michael: *how many frickin sponsors he has*

Michael: “What candy bars are you buying!?” Grunty boi: None! You kinda walked right into that one lol

I Decided To Do This To, So Here My Team Is. Lucario, Ace: Swords Dance, Aura Sphere, Earthquake, Metal Claw With Muscle Band Snorlax, To Ruin Days (Unless Challenger Uses Flying Type): Belly Drum, Rest, Sleeptalk, Earthquake Gyarados, To Counter Ground: Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Dragon Dance, Ice Fang Magnezone, Just Wanted To Use: Discharge, Thunder Wave, Gyro Ball, Rain Dance (For Gyarados) Togekiss, To Counter Fighting: Steel Wing, Aerial Ace, Flamethrower, Thunder Wave Drapion, Set Up: Toxic Spikes, Earthquake, X-Scissor, Ice Fang And If We REALLY Want To Be Annoying, Give Max Speed EVS To Drapion

13:21 you shoulve used an electric type because of stab supereffective moves against water and flying

"Has any in-game character have a shiny? I Don't think so!" The Person in the Seafolk Village with the shiny Exeggcute:

When the “If it’s not 100% accurate, it’s 50% accurate” meme starts lacking and you got to spice it up. “Because I lack, ACCURACY, Michael!”

I would love to see Mikey make a champion for every region

0:58 the way he says knowledge is just kinda funny to me

“Because i lack KNOWLEDGE. MICHAEL.” Ahaha that line delivery 👌🏻

“...because I lack *knowledge* , *Micheal* “

14:51 I can confirm that Weavile is an extremely useful Pokemon in my first ever Nuzloke (Pokemon diamond) it tanked a dragon rush from Cynthia's Garchomp (ironic given Paul's Weavile lost to the same move in the anime 😂) and one shotted Garchomp with avalanche

Now I would like to see a playthrough with this team

1:35 "Because I lack KNOWLEDGE!! MICHEAL!!!" Hands down the best Gruntyboy line in all of history

Therapist:"Hot anime Micheal doesn't exist, he can't Hurt you" *Hot anime Micheal in the video* :

11:51 when you try to convince your parents that you know a math question that you learned in class

This is one of my favorite videos on RU-vid! I love the concept, and the sponsorship is hilarious!

fun fact, in pokemon sun and moon there is actually a secret trainer with 5 guaranteed shiny pokemon

I can imagine when you miss in a battle with Michael he says “if not 100% accurate it’s 50% accurate!”

0:08 man predicted the sinoh remakes with that line 😂

Please do more with this concept, a series of this would be awesome!

Mikey: "...and kind of evil..." Me: Mikey has been spending way too much time with Grunty boi and its showing...

There’s a trainer in sun and moon with a shiny exeggcute so, yes there are other in game trainers with shinies

this is like my 200th time rewatching this vid, and I'm just now realizing that his and Cynthia's ace will always be murdered by weavile

I love the fact that he was talking about Yachi berries being potentially over powered items yet in the remix garchomp has one I love it I love the new challenge

"Gliscor and Scizor could be... BrothORs." *sigh*

Michael: That would be Gliscor Everyone: We saw this coming

I'm glad to say you'll still be easier than BDSP Cynthia

12:20 if it's 100% accurate it's 50% accurate

Alternate Title: Putting myself into a situation where a 9-year old with a level 100 empoleon can sweep me

"What do you want" "KNOWLEDGE" Everyone that goes to school

This video popped back up in my recommendations and I decided to try something similar, but for Kalos. My team wouldn't have a type specialty, but would have an overarching theme of more intimidating pokemon. Also, I would go somewhat down the route of bdsp and give my pokemon useful held items, but most not too crazy. My lead pokemon would be an Aggron with Sturdy, Reversal (Gets it as an egg move by breeding with Rhyhorn), Rock Polish, Iron Head, and Rock Slide, and he would have a Liechi Berry for a held item. Next I'd have a Drapion with Battle Armor, Toxic Spikes (Very few Champions use entry hazards, with Steven being the only example I can think of), Knock Off, Cross Poison, Protect, and Black Sludge as a held item. Next I'd run Salamence with Moxie, Outage/Dragon Claw, Fly, Double-Edge, Fire Blast, and a Yache Berry. Then Gengar with Levitate (since it's Gen 6, he'd still have Levitate and not Cursed Body), Confuse Ray, Sludge Bomb, Energy Ball, Shadow Ball, and Wise Glasses. For my 5th pokemon, I'd have Ninetales with Drought, Heat Rock, Confuse Ray, Will-o-Wisp, Flamethrower, and Solar Beam. Finally my ace would be Houndoom with Unnerve, Houndoominite, Nasty Plot, Flamethrower, Solar Beam, and Dark Pulse. And to those who say "You don't have any Kalos pokemon", Lance doesn't use any pokemon from Johto in his champion battle in the Johto games, so I think it's fine.

Funny that I used all of those lines on playthrough teams except for Gliscor and Tangrowth. I used a Scyther in most Kanto playthroughs, Togetic in Silver, and Gallade and Weavile are Sinnoh must-haves (although I quickly box Weavile when I catch a mascot legendary due to 4x fighting weakness)

How To Be A Champion In Sinnoh: 1.Get 5 ice types 2.Over level Your Giratina 3.Walk In To The League 4. *Opportunity for slaughter*

"It is I, Grunty Boi" still gets me every time.

This team is actually really good keep up the good work

it's hilarious that you bring up togekiss, because as you were talking about your possible ace I was thinking mine would be togekiss! love that round boi