if shark tank was in the midwest

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in this video i get along with my parents
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@gustoonz 10 месяцев назад

Playing Skyrim Golf and other mini games! Come say hi! www.twitch.tv/gusjohnson

@swiggyshark 10 месяцев назад

@FBI8625 10 месяцев назад

hello gus

@henrythebananaboy 10 месяцев назад

@@swiggysharkhi

@henrythebananaboy 10 месяцев назад

@@FBI8625hello

@alexanderrupert4379 10 месяцев назад

I live midwest... If someone says they have "cable". RUN.

@somewinner8229 10 месяцев назад

The only unrealistic part: They were talking for 8 hours, and no one offered him a cold beverage 😂

@DannySullivanMusic 10 месяцев назад

rofl pro comment

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 10 месяцев назад

unrealistic part: they're acting like Canadians claiming this is the mid-west.

@stankwilliamsjr.8949 10 месяцев назад

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse never been to Meenuhsotah huh?

@imonphyt 10 месяцев назад

@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse never been to Meenuhsotah huh?

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 10 месяцев назад

@@imonphyt is that south of Toronto eh? no one in canada knows what exists south of toronto don'tcha know.

@1197Gamer 10 месяцев назад

The saying goodbye just to double back into the conversation is too fucking accurate 1:28

@wolfdragon6073 10 месяцев назад

As a midwesterner, I can agree

@litapd311 10 месяцев назад

my parents: we're leaving now "starts talking" at this point i knew i had at least 15 more minutes to play

@milesgti 10 месяцев назад

Called the midwestern goodbye. Say goodbye in the house, on the sidewalk out to the car, and again before getting in the car. Then you have to wave as you drive off.

@Brandon-qv5xd 10 месяцев назад

Maybe I'm a displaced midwesterner

@sapaulgoogdmen9542 10 месяцев назад

Don’t wanna seem rude like I don’t remember he got that new tv so I gotta ask how he’s liking it. I’m from the south and it’s how we get trapped in conversations too

@CertifiedWisconsinite 10 месяцев назад

As a certified Wisconsinite, that is the fastest Midwest conversation ever

@Sonichero151 10 месяцев назад

I'm going to assume speaking to a Wisconsinite is like the owl from Legend of Zelda, except you can't even attempt to skip the coversation.

@Energyone 10 месяцев назад

It actually bothered me watching the Netflix Dahmer show because no one ACTUALLY talks like that in Wisconsin. The above video is also exaggerated obviously but it's like they take the accent from Bob & Doug Mackenzie from Strange Brew which is supposed to be a Canadian accent and think that's how people talk like that down South for some reason.

@pyrosteel5091 10 месяцев назад

Minnesota is better

@Energyone 10 месяцев назад

@@pyrosteel5091 especially when it comes to playing dirty in football

@omniferousswan593 10 месяцев назад

8 hours is the fastest conversation?

@happybluedog 10 месяцев назад

I've been a long time fan and I cannot remember a time when both mom and dad Johnson are in the same skit. What a treat!

@doktormabuse7329 10 месяцев назад

i believe they both had an appearance in the christmas video

@DiamondPunk 10 месяцев назад

the video about cheesy action one liners has Gus momma and poppa in the sketch

@AliceFlynn 10 месяцев назад

I think there's one on hot food as well, but that could be Sven's

@Danny2113182 10 месяцев назад

There were both in the video, When people in Hollywood movies fall

@guyr.6053 10 месяцев назад

They were both great in "Hay" lol

@Pancreaticdefect 10 месяцев назад

The good old Midwestern goodbye. It starts in the house, moves to the garage, then out to the car, then through the car window, then finally ends under one of several circumstances: 1.) The people talking get too cold (winter months only) 2.) The people talking begin to be eaten by mosquitoes (warm months only) 3.) The people talking realize its past the kids bedtime (all year)

@morgan.greene 10 месяцев назад

The TRUTH 😂

@santinovalfiore 10 месяцев назад

Italians have the same thing. They're out the door one minute, next two hours is them sipping their sixth espresso of the night, reminiscing about how Carlo used to steal gas from the neighborhood priest's car. Good times.

@n8archy121 10 месяцев назад

Irish goodbye is where it’s at

@95johndeering 10 месяцев назад

@@n8archy121 As an Irish person I find the Irish goodbye thing ironic. Irish people take hours to say goodbye.

@clickpond7825 10 месяцев назад

This is scary accurate. Sometimes even after it's decided that it's too cold or there are too many mosquitos and it's time to get going, there's still a solid 10-15 minutes of conversation afterwards

@HeyLookImGerman 10 месяцев назад

That was some intense back and forth between Gus and the Sharks. I can't wait for the next 8-hour episode to see if they convince him to take their money.

@zompocalpha1 10 месяцев назад

What a great spin on the idea lol.

@stevengibbs8117 10 месяцев назад

Sven looks like the type of person that would wear a baseball uniform to play golf

@Juber777 10 месяцев назад

"ya, so? What's wrong with that?" 😂😅😊

@DannySullivanMusic 10 месяцев назад

haha dude pro comment

@JasonHenderson 10 месяцев назад

Gus acting like Gus in this episode was perfect

@DragnSly 10 месяцев назад

As a Michigander, I can confirm that all that was missing was a sound in the background of a dog barking, a mourning dove or red-winged blackbird, or a gunshot.

@candyman4769 10 месяцев назад

Plus there’s gonna be couple lawnmowers running on that nice a day.

@reservoirdude92 10 месяцев назад

I live in Canada in Windsor, just across from Detroit, and even here I can hear these EXACT accents from certain people. And don't get me started on the county areas on the outskirts of the city, where you can for sure hear the noises you referred to 😂

@inertboi 10 месяцев назад

Ti Michigander, ja Balijander 🇧🇦

@slugoo6474 10 месяцев назад

In Michigan I don’t think they can hunt doves but if you’re in other states, the sound of mourning doves and gunshots in September are related.😂

@yoshifan33 10 месяцев назад

Seconded.

@AbbreviatedReviews 10 месяцев назад

Less of a "Shark Tank" and more of a "Grain Silo."

@alexanderphillips1946 10 месяцев назад

Man those are some of the toughest investors I've ever seen, they really made you work for it

@DannySullivanMusic 10 месяцев назад

Naming dogs after gun manufacturers will always be my favorite Midwestern tradition

@SamSung-jn5fi 10 месяцев назад

Polite, and genuinely enjoys talking about the weather. Very Midwest.

@michaelandersonfinance 10 месяцев назад

Bone dry

@fintanbochra 10 месяцев назад

Another certified neighborhood classic!

@sapaulgoogdmen9542 10 месяцев назад

My sister’s wife is from Iowa and upon meeting her family even from Iowa this is accurate. It was supposed to be a quick lunch at their house…how did they cook dinner without us noticing

@shadoninja 10 месяцев назад

His dad offering him the 3 dollars he had in his wallet was the best part lol

@dirk1998 10 месяцев назад

I like how any representation of the midwest accent is usually a mix of cliche canadian mixed with irish.

@Scott.E.H 10 месяцев назад

As someone from Chicago it's kind of weird to consider the entire Midwest as more rural but when you really think about it, that's how it is and we're the odd ones out lol

@grayski3324 10 месяцев назад

As a fellow Chicagoan, I feel this. However this Midwestern vibe can be felt via the grandparents and elders.

@ViktoriousDead 10 месяцев назад

Chicago is indeed a hell scape

@jarlbalgruuf2415 10 месяцев назад

Read Chicago in that accent

@scudbucket_ 10 месяцев назад

@@ViktoriousDeadyes Chicago is bad - but Detroit is so much worse. Never go to Detroit, ever. At least Chicago has some cool stuff and places you are able to safely walk around. The safe part of Detroit is a very small section of downtown and a few suburbs, everything else is awful.

@Ziggopotamus 10 месяцев назад

@@scudbucket_ None of chicago is safe. Don't be stupid

@JustStopPlayingGames 10 месяцев назад

This has got to be one of your best videos Gus. My wife and I had a real hoot and holler to this one. Thank ya there sport. Appreciate ya. How are your folks doin?

@nastybigJim 10 месяцев назад

idk about Gus but tell your folks I says hi

@JustStopPlayingGames 10 месяцев назад

@@nastybigJim Will do now Sport, much appreciated. Safe travels now, ya hear!

@HeisenbergFam 10 месяцев назад

Gus' Shark Tank skit is so majestic they made Shark Tank in real life about it, truly inspirational

@namelesswalaby 10 месяцев назад

youre in the comments of everything im watching

@RushProductions19 10 месяцев назад

Insane that it all can be traced back to this verbal odyssey of an 8-hour long pilot

@limeflashlight4101 10 месяцев назад

0/5 comment overused setup

@kRAMs228 10 месяцев назад

The midwest goodbye got me watching this on loop 😅

@ShadowFlame420 10 месяцев назад

i know this might make me sound like an old lady but i bet those parents are so proud of raising such clever and funny boys 😂

@willamshugo283 10 месяцев назад

As a midwest person myself, I can agree

@Astro_Crunch 10 месяцев назад

"Gotta let Winchester out the kennel" Loving the continuity here

@undeadplague5264 10 месяцев назад

This is terrifyingly similar to any conversation I'd hear at a family gathering. Yes, I am quite surrounded by cornfields

@robertdaniels-lane7321 10 месяцев назад

Now only if we got to see the full Midwest goodbye they had during that 8 hours 🤣

@KaiLucasZachary 10 месяцев назад

I love that the idea was apparent less than a minute but it continued to play out just as brilliantly as it started.

@kellylingro3288 10 месяцев назад

There's 3 stages to leaving a get-together. 1. Saying goodbye where you're sitting and getting up to go. 2. Following you to the front door to finish the conversation then say goodbye again. 3. Walking you to the car and finishing conversations started at the door then saying goodbye.

@meowkitty3561 10 месяцев назад

Midwesterners (especially Michiganders I think) actually enjoy talking about the weather because 1) it’s nice and polite and 2) our weather is so wild that you always have things to talk about lol

@Pigness7 10 месяцев назад

I just had a family gathering here in WI over the weekend and this was pretty much the exact experience, good job gus.

@arthurdurham 10 месяцев назад

It's a crime you didn't get Charlie Berens in on this skit

@emmetthornton3443 10 месяцев назад

@scottd.1700 9 месяцев назад

I live in the Midwest and I'm from the Northwest. I don't bother with the Midwest goodbyes. I tell people I'm leaving and I tell them how nice it was being there, I give them some compliments, and leave. I've been told it's rude and I still don't care. I'm not wasting my time saying goodbye and dragging my feet for an hour or two while they prattle on about someone I know and don't give a damn about.

@disguisedcyclops4593 10 месяцев назад

I love how he went on the show with the expressed purpose of getting funding, and he just spent 2 minutes telling them not to worry about funding him 😂😂😂

@thepush8629 10 месяцев назад

Yeah, she fell a few months back. Yeah, a real AZZ over tea-kettel situation! favorite line and Glad to see dad got off the roof.😂

@Cyranek 10 месяцев назад

if you don't name your kid after a gun brand you gotta name your dog after one

@Reanderson83 10 месяцев назад

*slaps legs* WELP, I guess we should be heading out.

@dagnabbit6467 10 месяцев назад

Yeah, I suppose.

@faolan2174 10 месяцев назад

I'm shocked Charlie Berens hadn't come up with this idea yet. It's right up his alley. But man, you sure nailed it, Gus!

@alfredosoup 10 месяцев назад

The whole family lmao 😂😂😂

@meltedlyricoriginal 10 месяцев назад

If you find yourself talking after saying goodbye, then it's too late. You've just caught yourself in a midwestern long goodbye. I've had a few family members perish that way

@ChlolarBear 10 месяцев назад

If you're in wisconsin they are definitely offering him a cold beer right away 😂

@mackie5million625 10 месяцев назад

The good ol' Midwestern Polite-off

@coolxr70 10 месяцев назад

i thought the goodbye part was everywhere. guess i really live a sheltered Michigan life

@dyslexicbatnam1350 10 месяцев назад

I'm glad I just came back from the midwest a couple weeks ago to fully understand how accurate this is

@spitfire4sergi 10 месяцев назад

Literally heard ‘Ass-over-teakettle’ grabbing gas at a Columbus Kroger yesterday 😂. I’m from Philly but after 10 years in the mid west I gotta say I love it here

@balancemantis4381 10 месяцев назад

Jesus, I literally felt like I was hanging out with the family at a potluck.

@DavidSnyder-md9rl 10 месяцев назад

its so funny how easily they go off track!

@nikashae575 10 месяцев назад

I forgot this was a comedy skit for a second cause this is literally what it's like talking to my family 🤣

@papermelon 10 месяцев назад

mentioning it had been 8 hours at the end to properly convey what ACTUALLY happened is the frosting on this dawgon spot-on cake 😂

@leeroy6638 10 месяцев назад

First pitch: Flannel shirt with flannel lined on the inside. Second pitch: flannel pants lined with flannel on the inside. Third pitch: flannel shoes with flannel lined on the insides.

@truckingwithgearheads3190 10 месяцев назад

Living in the midwest is truly one the experiences of all time.

@codyh9175 10 месяцев назад

I'm from Michigan and this is accurate

@Westpine29 10 месяцев назад

I guess people in the Midwest sound Canadian now

@Avetarx 10 месяцев назад

This skit is a certified Midwest classic.

@evanweaver1060 10 месяцев назад

Hey ya want some rhubarb before ya go? I just got some that popped up in the garden. Asparagus is blooming late this year, but you can take some of those home when they’re ready to go too.

@jakesazgari9201 10 месяцев назад

You missed the “welp!” At the end of the conversation. True staple in the Midwest

@CertifiedWisconsinite 10 месяцев назад

“And fer dat reason, imma have ta say yeah no”

@captainblake9206 10 месяцев назад

As a person form the middle of the midwest this a 100% factual

@MrrQuackers 10 месяцев назад

As a born and raised Californian midwest goodbyes are no joke. Had a family friend that would regularly take 30+ minutes to make it from the house to their car when leaving.

@JamesDeanLP 10 месяцев назад

“Don’t say boogers” had me

@thebreakfastmenu 10 месяцев назад

G'dangit, Gus. I love your videos with your family so friggin much. And as a fellow mustache having rural midwesterner, these kinds of Johnson family collabs hit just the right spot for me.

@hhscadets0925 10 месяцев назад

The midwestern accent was perfect! It's like I was watching Fargo.

@MedallionYT 10 месяцев назад

As a Minnesotan, I can say this is 100% accurate

@Jokerbuzzed 10 месяцев назад

Goddamn do I want to be invited to the Johnson family reunions now

@achaerna.6662 10 месяцев назад

I felt this in my (Canadian) Midwest bones.

@beanman8238 10 месяцев назад

I would love to see a longer form of this skit! great stuff Gus!!

@JoshBrak 10 месяцев назад

God what a cool family.

@ZephyrTsuki 9 месяцев назад

Completely accurate. Bye means I'll leave after a few hours of talking and standing on the porch like instead of inside

@filthyflames4263 10 месяцев назад

even at home BY MYSELF i still can’t get away from the never ending conversation

@mikelabomusic7782 7 месяцев назад

“Ass over tea kettle” Midwest GOAT

@TheDorkle 10 месяцев назад

Gosh that was recorded on such a gorgeous day. Good to see ya

@DragnSly 10 месяцев назад

It was a bit dry though, I tell ya what. I remember a year or so back, it seemed to rain dang near every day in the summer. It's like this summer's just tryin' ta make up for that, ya know?

@TheDorkle 10 месяцев назад

@@DragnSly oh boy do I ever. I’ll just be thankful my feet hit the floor each morning. Best to ya!

@mrthompson3848 10 месяцев назад

Because it’s Gus I can’t tell if he’s deliberately or accidentally making the Midwest look good

@icarusridickerus 10 месяцев назад

this is one of my fav Gus sketches, g-dangit

@daxzia0 10 месяцев назад

Anytime his parents are on, they are just gems!

@Will.Power55 9 месяцев назад

So freaking good. You rock, Gus.

@Winter-mh3lb 10 месяцев назад

Surprised to see the Johnson family stay in character this well

@adamgreenhill110 10 месяцев назад

I'm from North East UK and we're exactly like this around here, have to come visit the Midwest sometime 😂

@Blue-it5bm 10 месяцев назад

you can just taste the tension

@chosenmaple99 10 месяцев назад

As someone from the Midwest, I can confirm that there are many of us like this

@jaredt.murphy8257 10 месяцев назад

'Ope this clever feller gets what he needs for that invention once right quick, it's a volatile market dontch'a know

@merrickdodge9760 10 месяцев назад

The video never ended, because no one slapped their knees and said “Welp, I guess I should be going now.”

@GlutesEnjoyer 10 месяцев назад

you have a good one here gussyboy

@tanners5699 10 месяцев назад

I really love your desk videos!!!

@TheRolvaag 10 месяцев назад

Ah yes, the Midwest Goodbye

@austinisaperson6093 8 месяцев назад

as a midwesterner, oh yea, that's just how it goes around here bud.

@remcon559 10 месяцев назад

For some reason Gus still comes over as Australian to me

@darkcodes9748 10 месяцев назад

The Northern Midwest accent always kills me 😂

@iceman-3024 10 месяцев назад

Naming your dog after a gun or a beer is spot on!

@jasonbraun127 10 месяцев назад

Until they were sitting right next to each other I never realized how much Sven looks like his dad.

@cyanide5181 10 месяцев назад

could use some rain

@hanktrill3885 10 месяцев назад

this would be more accurate if it took place in two cars stopped on the road

@Eighty4prcnt 8 месяцев назад

Southern IL boi here. This is painfully accurate and I fucking love it.

@rickm9001 10 месяцев назад

We need to see the outtakes from this lol

@EscapeRouteMedia 10 месяцев назад

I love your whole family

@SlimAirsoft 10 месяцев назад

Excited to see Charlie Berens make a skit about Gus next

@ZodiacBoi42 10 месяцев назад

As a Michigander, this is completely accurate

@AarlandSun 10 месяцев назад

Love the "uffda"!

@cambargera 10 месяцев назад

The only part you're missing was the "ope, im sorry"

@wendibo 10 месяцев назад

This is incredibly accurate

@namelesswalaby 10 месяцев назад

Gus's direction was like "ok everyone do the Charlie Berens midwestern voice for this sketch"

@CertifiedWisconsinite 10 месяцев назад

Let’s be honest, we all have a Charlie Berens voice here

@_wegota2319_ 10 месяцев назад

I mean, a fuck ton of Midwesterners sound like this, and I believe Charlie Beren is only one state over

@namelesswalaby 9 месяцев назад

@@_wegota2319_ I mean I'm from Indiana so I sound like this