BRO TRIP 40,000: A Tale of Two Primarchs - Episode 1: Catachan Capers 

I have never had so much yes when seeing a video pop up

Bruva Alfabusa just some advice, you may wanna leave those notecards up a little longer. Kinda hard to read. Other than that, loving this new series!

Hmm you gonna try and reference the two missing primarchs soon? I haven't watched this video fully yet so I may have not seen it but I feel it would be interesting to see your take on them.

Bruva Alfabusa Yo that astropath was THICC

I was actually wondering if Emperor would ever ask Kitten or anyone else to talk about various regiments or the Imperium. But somehow i just coun't see,that Big E would ever care about them. So I guess this spin off is great alternative to do that because either Vulcan or Corvus are familiar with state of Imperium is right now. BTW I wonder what will happen when they reach Krieg. Empreor had forgiven them so i think Primarch will stumble upon most epic celebratory party of 41st millenium.

That why Vulkan is Da Best

Meanwhile his brother Corvus is a realist

@@jeffthemercenary in this circumstance not so.

@@jeffthemercenary But he was wrong about Magnus so wouldn't he be a falsist?

@@d.n5287 No, what Corvus said is more realistic, it just happened to be wrong

Do not boop that merry suicide bomber

STOP WANTING.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*

@@wesleybradshaw2609 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cries in Bird of Pray]

I mean he is a primacy at least, even nude he’s immune to most weaponry

Heck, I meant primach, not primacy, why did my autocorrect do that

@@rolandcaters7258 *autowrong :)

This post, inquisitor

Thorveim is Corvus’s hair greasy?

Atropath gf is best gf because you don’t have to worry about ping anymore.

@@Ashathefree8 just daemons and the off chance she'll violently explode

@@TechpriestNumber So like any other women

Warren Peace Gonna be honest man, low hanging fruit

@@worthlessclericbuild3866 Low hanging doesn't make it any less true. Granted I probably could have come up with something better.

@@drewblencowe7457 Honestly, the Father/Son relationship between Magnus and Emps is one of my favorite aspects of this series. Every time Emps show's his red son some love, I just can't help but to smile. Plus, well, it's fun just listening to them bitch at each other nonstop xD .

Imperialx Warlord And has a talent for finding failure

Typical family reunion.

Add to the list being a bad, railroading GM

@@josephschultz3301 remember the astranomicon middle finger

I couldn't handle that moment

Yes

@vulkin of the salamanders boop it Do It Do It Naow

Yes

I wanna be a salamander! BOOP DA SNOOT 2020!

There is no Kill like Overkill o.o

With WH40k everything is overkill

Statistically amazing, most times reinforcements never come and the Guard dies. Or gets Terminatus

They literally make bullets out of dead planets, what do you expect?

@@Am_Yeff quake cannon?

Nah, Corvus is the edgelord Any perceived edginess from Konrad is because he gay, lol

Bro konrad is genuinely fucking sad and depressed as shit

Curze’s brand of edginess seems to revolve around being a sadistic fuck obsessed with having others fear him. Also just painfully forced. Corax just seems to be a generally good and noble hearted dude that (understandably given the universe) suffers from chronic depression. In other words, a much more relatable kind of edgy. Disclaimer: most of my 40k knowledge comes from TTS, YT comment sections, and Quora answers. If it seems that my impressions of characters are off then they probably are.

@@wessmoore7894 that's quite spot on.

@@wessmoore7894 Curze tried to be good, it's just that the severe depression, hopelessness and intrusive thoughts won.

Tom Zhackray huh I didn’t notice, nice ears mate

Big chonky men in armor with BIG hands but they sneaky c:

Can you explain these doctrines? I can't seem to find any information and I'd like to hear the differing "stealth doctrines" /why the salamanders go stompy stomp

Doomguy 1D4Chan is a good place for general lore/tactics of the chapters. Raven guards revolve around surprise attacks and stealth, hence a stealth doctrine.

@@doomguy1167 As far as the loyal marines go: Ultramarines: rigorous dedication to the codex. Jack of all trades, tactics-focused Imperial Fists: best offense is a good defense. They are masters of establishing forts and defending said forts, and have a propensity for bolters >>>>>Black Templars: focuses on melee, showing the emperor's will VIOLENTLY. Also hate mutants and psykers. (See If the Emperor Had a Podcast episode about black templars) White Scars: HIT THEM HARD AND FAST. FAST BIKES, FAST LAND SPEEDERS, FAST LAND RAIDERS. (See If the Emperor Had a Podcast episode about White Scars) Raven Guard: Focus on Stealth and ambush attacks. Hit them hard from the shadows. Salamanders: Focus on FIRE, and MELTA. They're also master craftsmen so they have really good guns. Also cool dudes. they're big, they're loud, and they incinerate their foes. Dark Angels: Hoard lots of relic weaponry and armor. Their greenwing blast from afar with hordes of plasma weapons, their ravenwing are fast and versatile while riding bikes and land speeders, and their deathwing use relic terminator armor to shred the enemy in melee. Don't mention the Fallen around them or you might find your ship exploding. Blood Angels: Get into melee and tear them apart with chainswords and lightning claws, all to get the max amount of blood spilled. They also have the Black Rage, where their troops are overcome with memories of Hawk-boy dying, and they just go into a murderrage. Space Wolves: versatile wolves. Ride into battle on wolves, shoot from afar with wolf snipers, have wolf dreadnoughts, have wulfen(DIGGANOBZ) marines charging in alongside them, lots of wolven melee, have thunderwolves fighting alongside them, wolf priests serving as apothecaries/chaplains, and rune priests using their TOTALLY NOT SORCERY to cast wolf magic. Wolves. Grey Knights: Super special all-psyker army, with super special relic terminator armor, super special guns using bullets made from the emperor's tears, super special not!dreadnoughts that look like baby carriers, and super secret missions.

He did i think

@@fz7788 he... Did?! VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*

@@guyfieri148 yeah basically came through the webway portal to the emperor

VULKAN LIVES!

@@fz7788 really, where can we read of these happy information

Perhaps he thought "Nevermore" is an overused exit.

... Perhaps the Catachan warriors should load them into mortars and launch them at the enemy. At the very least, it'd be semi effective against Tyranids for a week. Might even make Nurgle happy

Danny Coleman They’d explode as soon as you slide your hand under them to pick them up.

@@srbrant5391 well don't use your hands then. Use a shovel or dare I say use the flat side of a very large knife

They are probably bigger as the smol one was bout the size of Vulcans fist and he is a HUGE BOI

The same in terra one if the most toxic creatures are the size of a clip.

Man emperor of Mankind I think you mean

Its Man Emperor of Mankind heretic

@Nothing In Particular no you are the heretic for he is not but a man one who is god like yes but still a man none the less

I always find it funny when the person everyone else thinks is a simpleton gets it right

Nothing In Particular didn’t the inquisition disband by orders of the emperor of man.

Duh Sly Marbo is still there

A Khornate warband tried to invade Catachan soon after the Fall of Cadia. An Imperial battle group found the chaos ships fleeing and the landing zone filled with half-eaten corpses.

Nobody is dumb enough

THESUPERCAT64 I like to think that the oldest and most veteran of jungle fighters decided to stay behind to guard the planet and when asked how many strakken replied “ a squad”

The average lifespan of off-worlders on Catachan, from entering the atmosphere to almost making it to the ground is about 13 seconds.

Catachan share Vietnam Jungle and Australia Fauna

Catachans when the forest starts speaking Vietnamese: ah it must be Thursday

@@Madjo-qj2ge the part of Australian fauna is untrue.. I dont see any Tyranids

@@darkwhispersstories47 as you can see, Tyranids stay aways from Catachan

@@darkwhispersstories47 assuming those weak insect would stand a chance against australia's fauna

a favorite line of mine as well

I really wish someone would put a time stamp for it. Never mind, did it myself. 16:40. Thank you, myself.

Astra Militarum it's the Imperial Guard

duty it's a cool nickname but not the actual name

@taniths 1st and only sgt iron on duty what the heck is that also I know it's a joke I just said to go along with it

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That spoon is as close to a shovel than any...of course a Death Korps Guardsman would volunteer.

Krieg: A spoon you say? Soup or dinner? Tea spoon?

You called?

For a trench

@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg Deathcompany Marine:WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH

Who do you think taught the monkeys

IIRC HE *JUMP* GOOD

Long ago in a distant land, I, Tzeentch, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an *unspeakable evil!* But a foolish Catachan warrior wielding a magic knife stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Tzeentch! Gotta go back Back to the past *SLY MARBO*

Shouldn't that be "...flung him into the distant future, where my grimdarkness is law!"?

John Merces uuuuh

let us stop here, incase the upgrades go in the wrong direction

Wild Sly Marbo used AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! it's super effective

GLORIOUS

even pepe the frog has gotten an upgrade!!! Only the near pinnacle perfection of man could handle such pure memery by the barking toad. Vulcan is not only an offspring of a god but clearly a god in of himself.

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

This comment is criminally underrated... for now.

You forgot "... craven filth."

A Primarch has knives for hands. Perhaps we should start affixing knives into the faces of the Chaos Cultists to increase chances of recruiting soldiers from Catachan towards serving us... I mean, uh, hail the Corpse Emperor! Yeah.. yeah.. *Punches an Imperial Fist*

Just make pockets in your pecks

Blade shield, Blade armour, Blade Blade.

Or top halves of two piece mankinis.

@AKUJIRULE that's, possible? But way too dangerous, even for the jungle fighters

Chaplain Raziel no your a smart salamander

Are you asking a Inquisitor? Then yes. The answer to if you're a heretic is always a yes lol.

I do not like to admit it, but yes. An Ork's Waaagh is the equivalent to our Crusade, Chaplain.

Philosophically, yes. An ork WAAAAAAGH!!!! is, for them, an ideological and spiritual endeavor. It is their way of fulfilling their purpose and pursuing what they believe is their birthright; glorious and bloody combat. Similarly, an Imperial Crusade is the spiritually guided endeavor to take another step towards the birthright given by the Emperor, dominion over the Galaxy. Though the methodologies and purposes vary, they serve much the same role for their respective races.

And they also have very interesting guns with them when in a WAAAGH! Very fun to loot. I’ve got an Enginseer friend who has a bunch of Power Klaws attached to his Mechadendrites. Great at ripping up Orks who get too close

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

With vulkan apparently returning with his perpetual status he has the luxury of dying.

But it's so cute, I wanna boop the Snoot!

lloydgush considering that Vulkan can compete in size with Magnus and is actually the most powerfull in pure battle after Horus and Sanguinius are gone, he's not going to die. Besides Stracken already prooved that all catachan fauna needs is a good hug;)

Do NOT boop its snoot!

Note the sole exception, Sly Marbo himself. It is said if you are able to boop his shoot, he will yell in your face for a solid minute, and give you a knife before running way. That's what I heard anyway.

Devyat nine obvio que si! Alfa es mi chapter master y lo sigo con devoción!

Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.

Oh, he is dead again! VULCAN IS DEAD! AGAAAIN!!!!

"STOP WANTING"

UltimoPlayer refrain from the booping the snoot.

love the fact that BOTH Vulkan and Corvus are watching the Skhost of Ferrus.

It's what makes Skost ferrus so funny, Vulkan knows he's just a hallucination brought by his grief of his dead brother. But let's it keep taunting him cause it'll be hurt if he stops it

Also despite having iron hands, Ferrus Manus actually valued the raw strength and ingenuity of the human flesh. He'd be dissapointed of his sons in how they became "Mechanicus Lite"

Lamo

Gman is a Chaos god

@@BasedFish He may or may not potentially be Tzeentch in disguise.

It does makes sense in that case would the nalithe not sure how to say it would but a chaos god

@Hoàng Nguyên TBH they called him the man emperor

in a weird way there chapters reaction to them retuning actully mirrors the prime arcs them selfs raven gaurd sad and gloomy salamaders: VULKAN LIVES !!!!

@@aawallace98 I think the fact that Corvus and Vulkan are literal opposites of each other is what makes this mini-series so memorable. That scene is a very good example of this

Angus Wallace *_STOMP STOMP_*

Corvus Corax and the Raven Guard are more depressing and unsociable, while Vulkan and his BOYS are very optimistic and loud.

caribou companion *BOYZ

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He welcomes the pain as a burning brand that brings sensation to his soul

He likes the Hugs but won't admit it

@@jefferycrouse4652 So he's like Spider Noir the type to let matches burn on his fingertips just to feel anything.

Well, Primarchs have advanced healing factors that dwarfs any space marine. As well, they have denser muscle, stronger bones, and higher tolerances to pain. Hell, Magnus' pain was mostly mental and emotional. Phyically, he was fine.

@@VA_Nightshade "I punched out one of his hearts! Why does no one remember that??"

Mitch Mueller THAT MUST HAPPEN

To bad the Kriegers will be happy cause the Emperor has forgiven them.

Unless corvas makes them think that forgiveness was a plot by magnus

I second that

How many Kriegers would survive Vulkan "Don't be sad" hug.

BUT BOOP

NO BOOPING!

SCOOT 2K4 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

@@harmonicajay91 *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*

@@lordscrubugus9897 PARALYZED

They are enormous and those monsters know what they can do.

Makes it better that in Canon Corvus is now a giant warp monster on an eternal crusade to hunt down traitor primarchs, who is also so big he can hold space marines like beanie babies

@@wardenunknown I mean, we don't know exactly what it is. I think he said he had embraced his own warp power since primarchs were all made with some degree of warp fuckery. His "powers" might be what he always possessed but wasn't aware of.

@@Matihood1 yes, all the primarchs already possessed these warp powers, corvus has basically unlocked his powers, while the traitor primarchs sold their soul to unlock a power they already had

@@Brigtzen what also makes corvus the most terrifying is with corvuses daemon form,he could lowkey go ala the vashta nerada,he could be in any shadow but the enemys would be so scared to go near any dark spots

Love lore accuracy.

Abdega We can only hope he doesn’t run into someone of equal Orkyness... Thraka rises.

Waaaagh is just a funny ork crusade

@@evgeniblanchard675 And crusade is just 'umie word fer da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, change me mind.

FUmarc they might visit the home planet of the ogryns who talk like the orks

Crusade is just human for Waaagh

with yarrick as his militarum advisor..

I eagerly await the day that a bunch of Ork Boyz just start following the group around calling Vulkan Boss, with Corvus getting more and more annoyed.

I feel like when Vulkan sees fit to return in cannon he's gonna do so at the head of army of Ork auxiliaries following him as a war-boss.

Kazmark_gl I have this image in my head of a scene similar to the siege of gondor where terra is under siege by Chaos forces when all of a sudden above the skies of terra a weaponised moon appears similar to the one used by the Ork Warboss during the war of the beast which proceeds to fire on the chaos ships and then a smattering of ork transport vehicles descend and open their doors and out steps this figure who’s face is covered, who then yells” for gork and Mork, for friendship and hugs and FOR THE EMPEROR” running out revealing himself to be vulkan and followed by a tidal wave of green skins all roaring at the top of their voices and firing their weapons wildly

Russell Brown the orks ain’t been getting much attention lately so it will be nice to see

Salamanders: Oh my Emperor! YOU KILLED OUR PRIMARCH! More Salamanders: YOU HERETICS!

nek minute VULKAN LIIIVES *stomp stomp*

More like a South Park gag “OMG they killed Vulkan!” Only for him to just be alive again next episode.

Vulcan is the Kenny of Warhammer 40k

Yeeeees.

ADVENTURE!!!

Ben Agar Adornable

No.

Ben Agar then so it shall be. On the field of taco Tuesday that Vulcan and Dorn do battle in a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette- Forth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip poker.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Opposing Force?

@@rusty7197 Correct

@Numinous123 Actually, I've played it without problems on windows 10. Not sure why tho.

@Numinous123 Hm, don't know why it won't work correctly for you. Try checking if everything is alright, no firewalls blocking critical things from making the game playable, no false virus blocks and no corruptions

@Numinous123 I know the steam version works. Are you using the disk version?

i thinks thats more of a thing showing extreme stealthyness

"Heh. Nothin' personal, kid."

Not teleportation, pretty sure he can just turn invisible

Lloyd Irving pretty much. It’s actually a psychic power he has that lets him hide in such a way that your mind simply doesn’t acknowledge that he’s there. It’s so effective that he could be standing in the center of a brightly lit auditorium with a thousand people and not be noticed if he didn’t want to. The only limitations are that mechanical devices such as auspex scanners can still spot him. Not completely sure if psykers can sense him since in this series Magnus couldn’t figure out where he was when he vanished.

@@alexyoblick didnt kitten say that magnus could do that too? And it seems like only mechanical things can detect him because the mask of slaneesh couldnt detect him either.

The terror in it's voice is both palpable and appropriate.

It remembers what Sanguinius did to Kyriss and Ka’Bandha

It's amazing writing

I just noticed that, holy shit

"Look at this cookie I just found."

Underrated.

MAGNUS FOUND A COOKIE AND YOU FOUND IT TOO!!!!!!!!!

I think it's meant to be Terra like the holds the planet and controls it

Darth Revan Wasn't it OG written as such, or at least very deliberately tongue in cheek?

@@coma4454 It was. The first named Inquisitor in the setting was Obiwan Sherlock Clouseau.

Remember, everything is canon

Yeah I say that the tts universe is canon.

The original Warhammer Fantasy was basically what if Elric of Melnibone and ASOIAF were made by Monthy Python? Warhammer 40K is just WHF mixed with Judge Dredd and Nemesis the Warlock.

HOW IS THIS NOT PINNED?!

DO IT ALFA DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT

Random Mechanicus Guy BRING FORTH THE TOASTERS!

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Oh i love that PFP

As a Utahn I completely agree with you

this is a strange place to be talking about this but yeah

I live in Texas, where in Summer its weird for temperatures to go below 100 F. Its nice and warm when its dry, though on the rare occasions when it becomes humid, then it becomes unbearable.

@@crazysith7809 as someone born and raised in southeast Texas, I can confirm: the humidity cooks you in your own sweat, and if you ever see snow (not the semi-uncommon pseudo snow) consider yourself blessed and cursed.

Don't worry, it will. The series is just on an indefinite hiatus, not cancelled.

😨😭😢😢

@@SuperNoah9999 crossing fingers here.

FORGEMASTER SMAAAAAAASH :(

What do you mean?

libertinarey that’s sargeant stone tooth Harker, a man so strong he uses a Heavy Bolter as a primary weapon and once killed a tyranid ravener with his bare hands. If sly Marbo is based on Rambo then Harker is based on Arnold

LKVideos AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LKVideos and said eldar and tau didn’t even realise he was gone till it was too late

Why not just do both at once

@@FRD357 i think Sly Marbo was the one who took out the massive Ork and Chaos camps as well.

You can actually see he was already on the planet in the background

That is classified under decree of the Archmagos Dominus Cawl

Hoàng Nguyên *[laughs in binary]*

+Random Techpriest its slang for a mechadendrites. Arch magos-inquisitor 40k theories speculated on if the emperor could be rebuilt out of mechadendrites to walk alongside humanity again.

Hoàng Nguyên It's also a joke that... these mechadrites can serve another purpose than limbs. *tentacles~* Ahem.

Shall I bring the toasters and cyber dongs

Id rather that then having to face the tyranids

Keishin B237 Agreed.

All of our spines are in danger!

I reckon it's just that while he was in isolation part of him snapped looked down and saw the green armour and thought he was a greenskin

The Tyranids just want hugs, same a Vulcan. When the two meet there will be hugs for all. Then Vulcan can settle down with a nice norn queen, and raise a bunch of huganuts to spread happiness to all.

It shows that demons still remember what a Original Primarch is capable to do

It's also that they are ideal foils to each other.

It's like Vegeta and Nappa from DBZ Abridged!

I'm going to be honest, I'm playing a character in a Dark Heresy game, an Arbites from Nocturne, and I am explicitly building the character's personality as the unholy of this version of Vulkan, the Heavy from TF2, and Karl Urban's Judge Dread.

It's the perfect combo, yo. One super edgy, grimdark dude to keep the story on-track and in-focus, then one Jolly Green Giant to offset the grimness and provide joy for one and all in the Imperium

Devin Gendron question! Why does Nocturne have any Arbites? The salamanders live amoung their people. Who the fuck breaks the law when the village has a bunch of space marines around?

It will be nothing more than a 10 minutes of shouting contest between them (if the episode is about 10 minutes long)

Marbo is screaming. Draigo starts screaming. Khorne starts screaming... and doesn't know why. The Eye Of Terror starts screaming...

Wam-mnebu #MakeFelinidsCanon

They are as of 7th Edition IG Codex. (Haven't completely read through 8th to see if they are mentioned.)

Kharn the Betrayer, Doomrider, Sly Marbo, and Kaldor Draigo walk (except Doomrider) into a bar (in Comorragh)..

****Cannon fodder?

*Please replace Guns with* "Flashlights" "Casualties" "Human Bodies" "Deadly Awesomeness" "Battle Cannons" "Basilisks" "Mars Pattern Titanium Ceramic Balls" "Next Wave" and many more. The emperor protects.

Max B ****Astra Miliwhat now? You're in the Guard son.

The ultrafucked?

FOLLOW ME BOYS! TO GLORYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

cerberus400 OH, christ...that is to true...

*Sly Marbo Smashes through wall, holding Marbysnacks in his hands* Kids: *Gasp* SLY MARBO! Sly Marbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *explosion cut* Announcer: MARBYSNACKS! The only treat in the galaxy that will make YOU feel like a REAL. CATACHAN. JUNGLE. FIGHTER! Marbysnacks are made with all natural ingredients found only on Catachan mixed with only the finest CORPSESTARCH AND ARE AVAILABLE IN: STRAKEN STRAWBERRY! HARKER CARAMEL! AND VANILLA! MARBO! ALL PROCEEDS GO TO SUPPORTING THE CATACHAN 2ND! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? Kids: Thanks Sly Marbo! *Raise fists* ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH! Sly Marbo: *Flies through roof* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Announcer: MARBY SNACKS! In Stores Now! (I apologise for nothing)

Uhhh. Which one is which?

"ummm director our Marbo actor called in Sick today, how did you find a replacement actor before i even told you about it?" *in the distance* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

cerberus400 and a damn good one too

I watched that bit like 4 times

"BUT BOOP!"

L. Greenwood BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

+Bram Kraakman I may or may not be above 20 rewatches of that scene...

L. Greenwood This week in the TTSD-verse: Sly Marbo punts an explosive frog into the stratosphere.

Do not boop that merry suicide bomber

* giggles in slannesh *

He's a bookworm he always carries a pen with him

Penance, of course!

“ *THAT’S NOT FUCKING CANON!* ”

WOW this must be one of the worst kept secrets in the Imperium, on the other hand hope shadowsun and kitten get back together, she obviously needs someone with more melee skill to satisfy her if that's how she acted after the break up. ;)

@William Signs but what's a kroot to a Custodes?

Damn it, I think they'd still be a cute couple. IMAGINE IF KITTEN IS TOLD HE HAS TO DATE HER AGAIN TO FORM AN ALLIANCE WITH THE TAU!! DO IT ALPH!!!

Kitten: Did I hear someone call my n... *THAT IS NOT FUCKING* *CANON!!!!*

I shouted at the top of my lungs at two in the morning and woke my family. They did not want to hear my explanation.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thanks so much, I was trying to find the 'wall of guns quote'.

elitesangheili7 22:34 WHY IS THERE ONE ON MY HEAD?!

elitesangheili7 you forgot about 24:51 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

elitesangheili7 6:23 Super Ill

T H E W A L L O F G U N S

Watcha!

WarBandit111 STOMP STOMP

WHAT?

I Want VULCAN LIVES on a hoodie, and on the back it says VULCANS DEAD AAAAAAAHHHHH

@@kalbearts237 plz let me know where i can buy this

ITS REALLY QUIET TODAY

screech!

10101010010101010101001010101001010101010111001010101100101010100111010-0111100101011010110101010101010101110100101010011110101010101011001010100101001011010100101010101010100101001111100101010010101010010100000101010010100101010100101!!!

Maybe these two Primarchs shall bring us the toasters we were promised?

A toaster STC would be nice

RREEEEEE!!!!!!

If you find any be sure to let me know.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by the Emperor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@@barthvader95 Merci Beaucoup

@@barthvader95 By the Emperor it's the sauce!!

There’s a blooper Alfa posted of this scene where Magnus’ VA says “look at this cookie I found”

Don't worry I'm going full dragio with you to

@@Harmonmj13 with a razor blade in it, One Cookie? Just One cookie??? Couldn’t even bother to bake a full batch

@@Harmonmj13 Link

Let's go full Draigo together

Please focus on the Primarch’s words, not his assets.

@@NewGuy2534 His SERRATED assets :).

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*eagle noises*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

mszwed86 I really do hope so XD

He’s kinda like Kenny: adorable, naive and always comes back...

Oh my god you killed Vulkan

Deamon Wolf beat me to it

I watch this episode once a month or so

Fair of CoH references.

Indeed he did, Opposing Force needs more love.

Corvus Corvox.

Like father like son's

He's in the Raven Guard.