Indiana Jones 5 Is A Crime Against Cinema 

She obviously has secrets about lucus and Spielberg, me too comes to mind, for all we know Spielberg is a rapist

This film was doomed to fail. Harrison Ford is 80; you can’t ask him to do even 1/10 of what he needs to for an action film. Kathleen Kennedy or Zack Snyder…wouldn’t matter. This was gonna bomb.

Bold of you to assume she wouldn't reduce it to a multi-tens of dollars franchise.

@@The13thRonin hahaha, Sorry my bad

That’s coming from Adachi

It absolutely pissed me off. I hated how they also took away the respect everyone had for Indy. Indy's students adorered him, and his lessons in archeology. Of course in this movie, everyone hates him and falls asleep. It was so mean spirited.

@@PussyrepelentBased Adachi

I agree. I would very much have like to have seen Shia LaBeouf die on screen.

Just like John Connor.

and literally kidnapping and manipulating an old man while at it........ and we must think this character is the good guy disney?

But she later redeems herself by saving Indy and doing the noble thing so she wasn't all bad.

@@jonfreeman9682 SHE PUNCH AND LITERALLY ABUSE INDY AN ELDERLY OLD MAN FOR HER OWN GAIN WTF?!?!?

@@firdanharbima6997 Nope Indy old man as you say retired had hung up his whip,the tough selfish pushy character was needed to,be pushy and harass and goad Indy back into action,can you see a pretty" please pick up your whip again" having the same effect,and when a tough action at end of film was needed to prevent Indy from erasing his own history and future you are not looking for a delicate sidekick.

@@soundscapefusions3101 pushy ≠ harassment you dumb dumb ape LITERALLY PUNCHING INTO KNOCKING INTO TYING HIM AKA KIDNAPPING HIM IS NOT PUSHING HIM

Our kids

You forgot they killed James Bond lol. What’s next? They spit on our graves when we did …

@@7resist7tyranny7 trust me no one cares about your kids. Most people aren’t trying to have kids. They are smelly and annoying. Please keep your kids far away from everyone.

Let's see when Snow White comes out. They'll think of something new.

Vote for Joe Biden again. 😞

Temple of Doom beginning Indiana Jones is selling a diamond to gangsters for money.

@@CasiodorusRex a diamond. Not a historical artifact.

@@petrri323 Indiana Jones is exchanging the remains of an Emperor "Nu Hachi" from the Manchu Dynasty to a gangster in return for a diamond, then the Chinese Gangster double crosses Indy and wants both item' s back in return for the antidote he slipped into Indy's drink. Remember the round mirror glass sliding table at the booth, where they exchange object's? That is where Indy's friend who is either relation or friend to Shortround is shot quietly in the sequence with Cate Capshaw after the "Anything Goes" performance, for being Iniana's backup in the bar.

And she was selling it dirt cheap. At her private auction that priceless time travel McGuffin was bidding at a few thousand only.

Oh definately, after all they originally were going to kill indy, erase him from story and actually replace all of his achievements with Phoebe Weiler by badly photoshopping her over Harrison Ford. This was the actual ending they had for this movie, but after the script leaks and awful results of the test screenings they forced themselves to change it into this.

@@LordofSadFac That's not true. That was made up and the bad photoshop you're talking about was made by someone at home on their computer. That was never filmed or part of any script.

Yup Star Wars with Ray as the builder of the new Jedi Order. Another KK insert

Fuuuuuu

Ooh they did with Ezra as The Flash.

Lots of irrational things occurred in the films before Crystal skull. One can argue that luck played a factor in them all, so why not luck for Teddy flying a plane and not crashing? It could be argued that Teddy had flown before, as well, before just being able to practice to keep himself fresh for the activity without a plane. Or, conversely, he could have been a prodigy, a natural born, who could absorb the lessons he received from other aviators and apply them to the real thing. Everything that occurs within the action sequences in the entire franchise is unlikely, fortunate happenstance.

You could say she's the male version of Mary Sue.

I don’t know man. I liked it. And nothing felt like it was trying to ram a “woke” message down my throat. If anything they seemed to have personally made the female roll villainous and unlikable, at least in the first half of the film.

super mario bros should have been called super peach's b*tch*s

That's the funny thing about being insecure and incompetent. These loser women don't hate men, they're jealous of men (or what they THINK most men are.) That's why "strong independent women" nowadays involves being a shitty, wanna-be Alpha Male with a vagina, ironically every instance of what they claim is "toxic masculinity" is okay if it's a 5'6" 120 pound woman doing the same thing. Like Rey, or Captain Marvel, or Teela, or female Ghostbusters, or an androgynous Terminator.

@diomedes7971 Making them have easy encounters robs them of great moments their male counterparts have Strength comes from overcoming great odds not easy challenges, so that's why they'll never be as popular

@@LadyFairChildVideoIronically enough, there's actually a Mario game that was literally called "Super Princess Peach". No, seriously.

@@Noelle_Holiday the movie was all about her pretty much and luigi and mario almost completely lucky braindead morons.

In all fairness, he knew what would happen and willingly participated. It did help him finish his trilogy of absentee dad, angry old man characters: 1) Han Solo 2) Rick Deckard 3) Indiana Jones He’s basically Mark Hamill-levels of cringe without the constant verbosity.

Yeah, that’s the sad part! Ford probably didn’t know what was in store for Han Solo, when he signed on. But after TLJ, there was no way he didn’t realize what KK was planning to do to Indiana Jones … and he did it anyway!

He’s a white male, naturally she hates him😂

And he is also the a constant factor, the guy doesn’t care about IJ just like he didn’t care about SW. If I didn’t care I’d take the crazy money they gave me too even if it meant shitting all over it.

What was the first? 🤨

😂 so did I. But i only saw the first half. I have this with most films today. Avatar 2 for example...

Right choice. Don't give them any cent.

And refuse to allow Spider-Man to be carved on a child’s grave because it would ‘damage company image’.

The script writers can have different opinions from Disney.

Absolutely agreed. Compared to this, Crystal Skull is like a Shakespearean poem, as much as the SW prequels are basically Oscar material compared to the utter waste that KK shat out…

I enjoyed all the Star Wars movies from IV, V and Rogue One at their best, to II and Solo being ok, but each one has a good deal to enjoy.

@@diomedes7971 Why would the makers attack the customer base? The customers are the ones that enjoy the movies?

@@sofajockeyUK actualy Disney ( mostly Kathleen Kennedy) did attack the fans, by saying, that star wars fans are hatefull bigoits, who troole the internet, from their mothers basements. After the blowback of the trainwreck, that was «the last jedi»

the difference in the prequels is that there is still a good story and concepts/ideas in them (eg the clones, maul, qui gon and dookus relationship etc) its just that a lot of it gets caught up in the questionable stuff like bad side characters like JarJar, questionable dialogue that Lucas wrote and other stuff. ROTS has the least amount of the questionable stuff and that film is actually comparable in quality to the original trilogy (in my opinion anyway). The new trilogy is the complete opposite, it felt like they had a good story going in the first film but then they just completely threw it away in the other 2, and theres very little to actually appreciate in them

And Han also!

Not clueless... It's intentional...

@@diomedes7971 I remember clearly watching TFA's 1st teaser trailer - the one that starts with John Boyega in the desert. It gives me goosebumps till today! I had so many expectations and even the new characters were very promising. But then... Kathleen Kenndy, Bob Iger, Ruin Johnson, Jar Jar Abrams and (let's neve forget) all the Disney board completely vandalized Star Wars.

I’ll never forgive. I was a huge Star Wars fan since my birth in 89. I went to senior prom in my jedi robe for crying out loud. Disney made me completely detach myself from Star Wars from what they did and are continuing to do to it. I feel so bad for Harrison.

@@diomedes7971 And they made the Leia Poppins too! By the way, the Mini Leia in the Obi-Wan show is another display of wasted talent (the little girl is so cute and fun!) and character misunderstanding by Disney.

Michael : Hahahhahahahah😂😂😂

Yep very much so... lolol

And 3: -How to interrupt people with bad ideas.

Dang... where did you see it? Proudboyville, Florida?

@@toddrose4208 i wouldnt set foot in florida.....

Why? Her character was really no different than any of the other female leads.

and then you woke up.

You’re wrong and everything wrong with Hollywood. Not sure if you’re a Kathleen Kennedy paid troll.. But this movie pretty much has Indiana’s character sidelined as a sidekick to Phoebe Walkers character who insults and mocks Indiana the whole time. I hope to God Kathleen Kennedy gets fired for this. It’s now two franchises she has destroyed by implanting a female character no one’s asked for.

Glad you agree on that with me. I felt very alone on feeling that No Time To Die ruined everything that Bond stood for. Hated that movie just as much as this one.

@@WH250398 In my opinion Skyfall was the start of destroying him, they made him the butt of jokes as him being a relic and a dinasaur, then he was inadequate to pass the tests, also his butler came up with all the traps in the house , then he failed to save M, it was dreadful in my opinion. Now killing him off was the final insult.

Yes, because we are children and have an infantile view of reality and expectation. Also it hurts our fragile feelings!

@@miam1074 stupid comment. 👎

@@miam1074 ??? No it's just a bad film and trashing on our heros to push a "message".

@@miam1074 perhaps we are children and have unrealistic expectations from movie characters. That's why >heroes< exist in human myths, art, literature since ancient times. Perhaps we want them to be something more than pathetic, weak, worthless failures portrayed by Hollywood today. No doubt it's your reality, but no one wants to watch this...

@@miam1074 yeah like the original Star Wars Movies Yeah the Alien Aliens movies Yeah like the Indie movies. It's a genre and it's ok. YOU grow up. This trash is anti hero actually anti male..again.

Great point

Making men look artificially weak is the only way the can convince themselves they're better. Because they know humanity is a male-dominated species, and no amount of identity politics propaganda will change that.

It's not even elevation. Bringing something down to your level is not the same as rising up. Strong females aren't about destroying men. It's about being a strong woman. By having them be better than men by acting like ruder, meaner, more arrogant men than the message being sent is that women ARE weak and can only not be weak by being men... Not a great message. Could you imagine and movie, video game or anime where their strong female protagonists slammed every male on screen the entire run time? Jill Valentine telling Berry, Brad, Wesker and Chris to check their privilege in every cut scene? Could you imagine how hard a time Samus in Metroid would have had if she refused to pick up missiles because they look like penises?

At least that robot was sort of interesting and was killed off before she got annoying

@@russian_knight KK got the last little "dig" by putting the droid's consciousness into the Falcon.

That's pretty much just modern feminism.

She complains so that others don't have to. That's stunning that is. And more, its brave. And financially she only accepts expenses.

@@Wolf_Head56 It’s not brave at all because all of woke Hollywood does it.

@@Enigma75614 Hollywood has always done it. It has always exploited people, traditions and trends. The only difference to my mind is that the original studio founders and bosses were far more intelligent than today's pretenders.

That pretty much sums every socialist living in the west.

Bad writing and blatant nostalgia bait did it

Like so many other things

Women always try to ruin anything that's fun 😂😂😂😂😂

@@SlumParadise nature's shit test

@@MALICEM12 ur mom included I guess

3 Indiana Jones movies and 1 spinoff (Crystal Skull) it was good enough to at least be considered a spinoff and not an actual Indy movie.

i didnt even realise he was wanted LOL. it was so trash, that CIA agent was just a total waste of my life.

It's more like _they_ forgot that they mentioned that Indy was wanted for murder.

@diomedes7971 To tell the truth, stuff like this, that happens to incidental characters, never counted. They were just there to advance the plot. But the movie set up Jones being at least wanted for questioning about a double homicide, with the camera focusing on his bloody handprints on a phone receiver. And no one ever said there would be a 'reset' if they went through that time portal. They went back the same way they came, and to the same time period they just left. Disney fumbled the bag, big time.

and then everyone stood up and clapped.

@@greenking615right lol

She is the destroyer of worlds

The *real* OPPENHEIMER eat.your heart out Christopher Nolan

She hasn’t murdered American Grafitti yet.

Well at least they didn't leave Indy in 240 BC Sicily. 😆

its not a bad movie by any means

It's the epitome of boring, predictable, uncreative writing.

It's all about the paycheck...

Yeah, the future is female, all right. Lonely, and barren.

I'll say we knew that.

They say the future is female without being able to define what exactly a female is.

💯

You know, I've always imagined that everything in this movie was nothing more than just Indy's weird fever dream. It's one of the moments where the whole "it was all a dream" twist is a better conclusion than what we got right here.

It's not fanfic because it wasn't written by fans.

It would've taken attention away from strong woman.

My opinion, and this is relative to a lot of things, but your statement is part of the problem. Rather than try be the man, your resolution to oust the man without providing anything to fill the void.

PS. I’m not in favor of the recent cultural behavior. I don’t care anymore and I’m just tired of people crying

​@@TheKesmaYou're tired of people saying they've had enough of bad movies and propaganda? I'm tired of the bad movies and propaganda myself. I understand WHY people are sick of it.

@@olliefoxx7165yes, because if don’t you contribute to a resolution, then stfu. Crying has no value.

@@TheKesma oh the hypocrisy....ppl are voting with their wallets, you fool.

Why? How does that effect you?

...they aren't? They're just making money hand over fist instead of...truckload over trainload?

One of the first objectives of the communism! And no religion

@@JUSTNELLAfuck religion too. God damn simpleton adults who believe in such old childish fairytales and magic. Idiots 😂

@@JUSTNELLA megacorporations like Disney are many things, but communists? Nope.

... don't forget the crash landed plane! ^^

Also - Isn’t an existing effect on the timeline alluded to when the find what turns out to be Mikkelsen’s skeleton in the tomb? With the frieze including the propellers etc? Maybe I’m misinterpreting this because the whole thing was such a confusing shambles for the audience. As I said above - the original versions of this movie were probably more comprehensible!

"Don't ask questions. Just consume product, then get excited for next product."

​@@MarvinPowell1fellow Critical Drinker enjoyer

They should have just reboot the franchise with a young actor. No need to show an 80 year old man trying to pull action stunts.

yea man, Id love a movie where Harrison ford talks to chris pratt and teaches him how to be an archeologist bro. Imagine a scene where he like teaches him how to like read a map bro ON GOD ID BE SO HYPED. Id clap when it showed Harrison ford showing chris how to like shoot a gun because he's too woke to know how lol and then like have him show him like how to dust off an artifact bro so fucking sick. Oh oh then he could like show him how to like climb rocks and shit and ooooo maybe even like how to jump and stuff and be a total cool man.

@@greenking615 😅😂

If there only was scene in the movie, were "Indy slapps the sh*t out of Helena"🤗 i honestly would go to the cinema and pay to see this!😏Maybe with these re-shots "Indiana Jones V - The dial of Diarrhea" will be a #blockbuster🤔

I feel your pain, I'd recommend James Gunn's recent stuff as how these sort of comic book movies should be done.

Lmfao I agree

@atomicdancer Top comment! 🐕‍🦺

You forgot the slide whistle sound. 😄

I'm not for women being lead action stars. There is nothing realistic about that. And the majority of people watching Indiana Jones are boys and men. They want to see someone they can look up to and identify with. Not some woman who could get thrown around by a middle school boy.

@@logicaldude3611 Check out Lara Croft, Tomb Raider or Wonder Woman. Why do men go to see THOSE movies ??? Oh wait......

Yes totally agree its a pathetic movie total waste my money

I grew up on Indiana Jones movies and enjoyed it at the theater with my kids last night. It’s far better than Crystal Skull and the way they brought the female character into the story was not horrible and made sense that she would be smart and crafty based on who her father and god father were. Then again of course everyone does have a valid point that an 80 year old Indiana Jones should be quicker and more agile than a woman leas than half his age. Because that makes more sense.😂

She wasn't calling out his lack of morals for being bad, simply questioning why he is attacking her morals when he himself inset a saint , context matters.

I would go see that in a heartbeat!

The self insertion is strong with this one

@@alysha2162I understood that reference

Logan is too heavy for Indy which is a light hearted comedy adventure. It wouldn't work with fans.

*could've. Not 'could of'

Hollywood is too clouded with feminism overdrive

“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” - JRR Tolkien

They didn’t break up. This trash film doesn’t exist

I think writing her as antagonist rogue was smart. You don't have to like her, you get the sense that indys influence rubbed off but not in a predictable way. And it avoids her just being generic hottie.

@@luckyswine I see what they were trying to do, but it doesn’t work. The relationship is forced and hollow between them as she just roasts him the entire movie. Not a true father daughter bond. She’s a cartoon character that spits out one liners and leaves Indie to die. There’s something about legacy sequels lately that are very spiteful towards the old characters, as if to say “you don’t really like that, have this instead!”. I was rolling my eyes every time Helena spoke, no disrespect to the actress, but the character is just poorly written. The fact that they are hyping her up to be the next Indiana Jones and have her be like this in the movie shows out how of touch Hollywood is to what people want. a female indie would be fine, but did she have to be this obnoxious?

Its bc shes a. Mary Sue

​@@luckyswineher personality changes on a dime all the time, now she is a rogue a minute later an adventurer then a geeky archeologist, then a fem fetal, who even is she? I do not think even the writers know, she is just whatever the script needs at the moment.

Olive Oyl thinks she's a 10 out of 10. Feeble Water Bridge might be 1 of 10 in a dark room.

shes like a terrible version of Fujiko Mine from Lupin the 3rd

And the movie is enjoyed by low iq morons. Reading some of the comments confirms this. I remember when The Force Awakens came out, I hated it, but it was received pretty well overall, and it's the same with this movie. It's not so blatantly offensive that it's Cleopatra bad, but it's still so obivously terrible to anyone with a functioning brain. It's infected with the same trope of inserting terribly written, rude, morally reprehensible female characters to replace the older male leads. These films come off as incredibly smug and all I can think of is the Disney execs going ''Yeeees...the peasants will like this one.''

The ‘Creed’ movies were good, at least the first two were. I didn’t see the third because Sylvester Stallone was not asked to be a part of it.

Rocky, Top Gun, and Karate Kid came out unscathed at least

​@Afineaddition Give it time...like a plague of locust they will eventually find the nuggets we still enjoy

@@thomaslabat8335 prey was good. But before that it was just sad.

It will appeal to modern audiences.

Disney wants to destroy the heterosexual family

As another youtuber pointed out, this movie looks an awful lot like a revenge fantasy ( or fantasy revenge? ) for Kathleen Kennedy against Lucas and Spielberg. Fleabag is Kennedy's self-insert, a Mary-Sue who exists only to unsubtly shit on the greatness of classic 80s blockbusters, the men who made them, and by extension: those of us who enjoyed them.

@@justus7650 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Stop lying. No plans at all.

​@justus7650 why? She worked on all the sequels and RAIDERS. SEXIST MUCH?

He had lost blood from being shot.

Yes agreed. Crystal 💀 was still okay but this one is watchable but now great. Matrix 4 was quite meta and interesting but basically refried beans. Still both don't deserve to bomb so badly.

@@jonfreeman9682 you're the embodiments of all sheeps npc on earth

Maybe that's some humiliation fetish thing I don't know. No kink shame. Poor old man