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Jerma Runs a Zorn Cafe - Jerma Plays Internet Cafe Simulator 2 (Long Edit) 

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A taste of gambling took away his business
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@dan_loeb
@dan_loeb 4 месяца назад
this started like jerma woke up in a saw trap.
@AdminAbuse
@AdminAbuse 4 месяца назад
GAS
@lordghetsisofficial
@lordghetsisofficial 4 месяца назад
GAS
@freezedriedzombi8242
@freezedriedzombi8242 3 месяца назад
LoL
@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis
@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 3 месяца назад
_GYAS_
@WEndro333
@WEndro333 Месяц назад
CAN YOU STAND THE SMELLY SMELLS?!?!
@julesify01
@julesify01 4 месяца назад
its always wonderful to see jerma fight against the temptation to gamble and fail, every time
@LOW_natL
@LOW_natL 4 месяца назад
He's gambling his addiction.
@barrybobert9294
@barrybobert9294 3 месяца назад
Reminds me of my dad
@rhettshanley8712
@rhettshanley8712 3 месяца назад
Why do you think he moved to Vegas
@LuluTheCorgi
@LuluTheCorgi Месяц назад
I noticed how i use the exact same phrases and such that jerma uses to justify and excuse the gambling Gambling is insanely fun to me and i watched jerma for aslong as i can remember, he turned me into a god damn potential gambling addict lmao Thankfully i know how fun it is so i rarely do it and always with a limit lol
@C0manso
@C0manso 4 месяца назад
"I DON'T SMOKE CRACK" - People who smoke crack
@kevinsteel7875
@kevinsteel7875 4 месяца назад
the cia introduced crack to the ghettos
@keemkorn
@keemkorn 3 месяца назад
He went fugue. I could physically feel the crack-glaze crust over his eyes as he blindly screamed he doesn’t smoke crack
@kekitech
@kekitech 3 месяца назад
crack with real cheese
@Duenschissdoktor
@Duenschissdoktor 7 дней назад
most crack fiends are actually really honest people
@laram.8021
@laram.8021 3 месяца назад
It's so crazy how he's so obsessed with gambling he doesn't notice the people trying to give him money. Like, he gets so upset when people leave without paying but he doesnt realize they're trying he just won't get up from his computer to accept it.
@jimbojigs368
@jimbojigs368 3 месяца назад
To be fair they could just leave the money on the counter but I understand, I wouldn't want to be SWEARED and SCREAMED at for pissing my pants stonefaced.
@MRFISH-rs6sq
@MRFISH-rs6sq Месяц назад
I could imagine this is the one universe where he isn’t homeless or dead in the street losing everything from gambling. We got the lucky one
@krabb0787
@krabb0787 4 месяца назад
Video is buffering but i swear to god if jerma is wearing a ring lamp around his neck im gonna lose it
@dylanfulcher5134
@dylanfulcher5134 4 месяца назад
Have you lost it?
@krabb0787
@krabb0787 4 месяца назад
@@dylanfulcher5134 more than you can understand
@savagedragon5657
@savagedragon5657 Месяц назад
​@@krabb0787You should probably find it then.
@miranda.w22
@miranda.w22 3 месяца назад
I fell asleep watching this last night and i’m fast forwarding ten seconds at a time to see where I last remember in the video, but every spot i fast forward to he’s just playing the fruit slots again
@numberswithmeaning
@numberswithmeaning 4 месяца назад
"Enough gambling I'm not doing that again I'm tired of it." Literally 1 minute later he spends all his money on a slot machine making none of his money back.
@thatlonzoguy
@thatlonzoguy 4 месяца назад
the sign of a true gambling addict
@djelbo
@djelbo 4 месяца назад
@@thatlonzoguy why do you think he moved to vegas?!
@barrybobert9294
@barrybobert9294 3 месяца назад
Maybe he should move out before he has to do the baseball stream as collateral
@kristian5657
@kristian5657 3 месяца назад
timestamp?
@nshdrck
@nshdrck 3 месяца назад
ADDICT streamer lets Zorn Cafe fall to RUIN while he gambles everything he owns
@dumbbirdwayne
@dumbbirdwayne 3 месяца назад
The green Trump, that XQC guy with the stretched texture face, the sheer number of cats and dogs wandering around - god damn this game has it all
@JC-oq5ex
@JC-oq5ex Месяц назад
It's just like eastern Canada
@donaldgimp2723
@donaldgimp2723 4 месяца назад
the doctor pepper shirt makes this so much funnier
@stpblo3676
@stpblo3676 4 месяца назад
“Trust me, I’m a doctor.” The doctor:
@MarkTheMagnificent
@MarkTheMagnificent 3 месяца назад
I too am a DP girlie
@thplatoon-pg8vi
@thplatoon-pg8vi 3 месяца назад
How
@MarkTheMagnificent
@MarkTheMagnificent 3 месяца назад
@@thplatoon-pg8vi Because we're DP girlies dude, keep up
@coujo
@coujo 3 месяца назад
@@MarkTheMagnificentdouble penetration
@mikehunt3530
@mikehunt3530 4 месяца назад
the first 2 minutes out of context actually seems like he’s going thru psychosis
@crispycookies8684
@crispycookies8684 3 месяца назад
Seems that way even with context.
@laylord632
@laylord632 3 месяца назад
This is the first video I've seen of him. I've seen the memes, but damn
@batata4427
@batata4427 3 месяца назад
Yeah im sure it just SEEMS like it haha 😊
@khloe2826
@khloe2826 3 месяца назад
@@laylord632BAHA WHAT A FIRST IMPRESSION LMAO, live laugh love jerma
@Irishfrasa
@Irishfrasa 7 дней назад
Biblically accurate jerma
@ChewyTwee
@ChewyTwee 4 месяца назад
Absolutely ICONIC stream. Fucking hilarious as always, watching him completely gamble away his savings like 3 times then complain about how broke he was constantly was transcendental
@Diggy246
@Diggy246 4 месяца назад
Wonderful! Another edited fever dream stream pumped out by one of Jerma's imprisioned editors, just in time for my lunch!
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 4 месяца назад
Does he even feed them?
@lambertstarr1218
@lambertstarr1218 4 месяца назад
@@jeremytitus9519 if you’re really curious, have you ever heard of nutraloaf? In prisons, they grab whatever’s being served for breakfast, lunch and dinner (milk and beverages included), blend it up, bake it and feed it to inmates in solitary confinement. One big serving, it’s all they get for the day.
@murphhhhhhh
@murphhhhhhh 3 месяца назад
​@@lambertstarr1218it's considered by many to be a form of punishment, so I'm not surprised. I hope they escape soon. 😢
@DropOfMidnightOfficial
@DropOfMidnightOfficial 4 месяца назад
he really revealed that pic of him in the worst way possible
@thecatrooms
@thecatrooms 9 дней назад
Hamburger Helper Andy
@pradat6693
@pradat6693 3 месяца назад
the developer of this game used the bark alarm from the iPhone and made that the barking asset for the dogs, so every time a dog barks in this video I have a mini heart attack
@ratsoda
@ratsoda 3 месяца назад
YOU USE THE BARK ALARM?? PSYCHO
@sgtdrake
@sgtdrake 4 месяца назад
Nobody told him it wasn't a horror game but nobody probably thought they needed to either.
@gangstalker5461
@gangstalker5461 3 месяца назад
After how he treated xqc, him noticing trump in his cafe at 1:06:12 then the cut straight back to gambling killed me
@majinlilkek4367
@majinlilkek4367 3 месяца назад
Every fucking time he his able to gamble in a game he spends half the time of the stream doing it
@wingsofhope2
@wingsofhope2 3 месяца назад
I love how he states that the electricity is off, and then immediately tries to turn on the computer.
@Withing_
@Withing_ 4 месяца назад
1:36:02 "He's gonna get kicked in the head and it's not even his fault" I'm dying of laughter
@danielv943
@danielv943 3 месяца назад
he did the thing where he played the game so fucking badly that he made me buy it. I don't even play tycoon or sim type games but I was just so upset at how he spent his money I ended up buying the damn game
@kapitanbach7411
@kapitanbach7411 3 месяца назад
Mobile ad Andy
@nickperkowski2407
@nickperkowski2407 4 месяца назад
19:12 boston andy
@nickperkowski2407
@nickperkowski2407 4 месяца назад
las vegas andy 27:40
@ryanharvey1610
@ryanharvey1610 3 месяца назад
this is such a good game to watch him play. I love him just getting up from his chair silently and grabbing the bat and chasing that girl down. Felt really natural
@Dismuth
@Dismuth 3 месяца назад
6:26 - Jerma finds out he can gamble and immediately looks at his balance
@RancorousSea
@RancorousSea 4 месяца назад
Chatter going full Kaiji betting his entire life on Fruit Spin lmao
@venusflytrap7551
@venusflytrap7551 3 месяца назад
Jerma spending all his time and money on gambling and fighting customers and is somehow surprised that he hasnt made any progess in his cafe
@sltrskid
@sltrskid 4 месяца назад
the way jerma can go from 0:32 to 1:14 is impressive
@TheUnicornChicken
@TheUnicornChicken 4 месяца назад
I've seen those super handsome faceapp edits, but that one was just his natural nano machines reconstructing his face at FTL speed. Very impressive indeed...
@W.H.138
@W.H.138 4 месяца назад
Angelic to say the least
@StarluckZX
@StarluckZX 4 месяца назад
he looks like willem dafoe in spiderman
@semi__colon
@semi__colon 4 месяца назад
is he mewing
@elpibesabiondo
@elpibesabiondo 3 месяца назад
@@semi__colon no, he just locked in
@elpibesabiondo
@elpibesabiondo 3 месяца назад
I love how jerma slowly accepts that z0rn is what rules the cafe, and he can't run away from it
@JermaLover1984
@JermaLover1984 4 месяца назад
This stream was the catalyst into my jerma addiction, itll always hold a special place in my heart, thank you for turning it into a long edit ❤
@shoebox6741
@shoebox6741 4 месяца назад
Awwww
@dudeskeela
@dudeskeela 4 месяца назад
hamburger help me forget i ever saw that
@nodulehumps6392
@nodulehumps6392 Месяц назад
1:03:18 what does he mean by “It’s been a rough couple of years, I think, for everybody here” what kind of birthday message is that?
@roachFarmer757
@roachFarmer757 3 месяца назад
The dog barking sfx that plays every couple mins is the same sound i use for my medication alarm, so every time it played i was like "oh shit is it pill time?"
@kapitanbach7411
@kapitanbach7411 3 месяца назад
Jerma is pavloving you to take pills
@VTXHobbies
@VTXHobbies 3 месяца назад
Time for you to take your crazy pills!
@dan_loeb
@dan_loeb 4 месяца назад
56:30 hes already agro'd two npcs and he running from them but he just HAS to punch that guy to.
@Torukoseki
@Torukoseki Месяц назад
It’s Elon musk too 😭
@bakugoushoe
@bakugoushoe Месяц назад
it was all downhill once he found out there was gambling, then when he found out there was blackjack.. well.. it was joever
@MarkTheMagnificent
@MarkTheMagnificent 3 месяца назад
I was 1000% with Jerma on the Hamburger Helper sandwich thing until he said you dip it in ketchup. That's psychotic.
@actbrimstone
@actbrimstone 3 месяца назад
Nah that slaps
@ItRhymesWith
@ItRhymesWith Месяц назад
You put ketchup on a hamburger, so why wouldn't it also go on Hamburger Helper?
@MarkTheMagnificent
@MarkTheMagnificent Месяц назад
@@ItRhymesWith Because it's pasta. And because there's already sauce there. There's hamburger in spaghetti bolognese but I don't put mustard and pickles on top.
@ItRhymesWith
@ItRhymesWith Месяц назад
@@MarkTheMagnificent that sounds good tbh
@MarkTheMagnificent
@MarkTheMagnificent Месяц назад
@@ItRhymesWith I will pray for you lol
@R33fth3b33f
@R33fth3b33f 4 месяца назад
When i make hamburger helper i add 2 cans of kidney beans, some diced onions, diced tomatoes and shredded cheese on top. Its so good.
@phonegloomy
@phonegloomy 3 месяца назад
"like, yes, my son. like, yes." - an angel, probably
@vigilantfish4102
@vigilantfish4102 3 месяца назад
I love how jerma's first instinctual reaction to being approached by multiple streamers is to flip them off and then dance for a moment before running out. Truly a menace
@JellyCubess
@JellyCubess 4 месяца назад
At first I thought the part at the beginning was a bit, but now I'm convinced he's genuinely stuck.
@vinnysuperg123
@vinnysuperg123 3 месяца назад
45:28 I've never seen this stream and I edited the Dollhouse Behind the Scenes video, so watching this and being called out like that had me crying laughing
@JobroskiSwaqqman
@JobroskiSwaqqman 3 месяца назад
I think he is pregnant and having cravings
@greenpieceofmind
@greenpieceofmind 4 месяца назад
He's not wrong. He doesn't smoke crack. Crack smokes him.
@lordghetsisofficial
@lordghetsisofficial 4 месяца назад
of COURSE HE IMMEDIATELY GOES TO GAMBLE. OF COURSE
@speedtriials
@speedtriials 3 месяца назад
why was he serving face in the beginning
@_HJ_K
@_HJ_K 4 месяца назад
Thank you for the long edits of these classic streams Jerma's dumptruck
@Ry-mj2eb
@Ry-mj2eb 4 месяца назад
dumptruck
@B_dev
@B_dev 4 месяца назад
thankyou for this scrumptious morsel. thankyou very much
@IAmCaligvla
@IAmCaligvla 4 дня назад
Jerma's blobfish sleeping face has to be my favorite moment of his. That shit is so hilarious for some reason.
@Megamon0001
@Megamon0001 3 месяца назад
this man is genuinely crazy
@GarLynne
@GarLynne 3 месяца назад
bro, there ain't NOTHIN wrong with Hamburger Helper on bread. You could go to practically any BBQ restaurant in the country and find a "Mac'n'Cheese Burger" on the menu. That is literally the same thing... the same EXACT thing as your hbh sandwich idea. Minor difference being the beef is in smaller, crumbled chunks rather than a larger, solid patty.
@jaredbrooks1651
@jaredbrooks1651 4 месяца назад
It is wild to me that some people just didn't know what Hamburger Helper was
@MrLego3160
@MrLego3160 4 месяца назад
outside of the US our hamburgers generally don't need help.
@jaredbrooks1651
@jaredbrooks1651 4 месяца назад
@@MrLego3160 facts
@Jamin_Ben
@Jamin_Ben 4 месяца назад
Ty dump for the consistent and well edited uploads 🙏
@egg6026
@egg6026 4 месяца назад
jerma plays gambling simulator
@streetstormer3845
@streetstormer3845 3 месяца назад
I will forever love long Jerma edits
@FoxTashikata
@FoxTashikata 3 месяца назад
This is one of the first videos I had watched of Jerma. Never heard of him until his vod of this game was randomly recommended.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 3 дня назад
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
@charliekill88
@charliekill88 3 месяца назад
38:40 the way he looks away and xqc just appears hand stretch out kills me
@Tobeebuzz
@Tobeebuzz Месяц назад
Jerma with the ring light around his neck looks like a dog wearing the cone of shame
@isqqcc
@isqqcc Месяц назад
how does nobody in his chat know what hamburger helper is wtf that shit is SO good
@axofbrevity
@axofbrevity 3 месяца назад
jerma finally revealing he has a girlfriend so that he can tell his hamburger helper story is the most jerma thing
@mono4on
@mono4on 2 месяца назад
happy birthday Jerma, you da birthday boy
@snot2376
@snot2376 3 месяца назад
I love the reveal that jerma grew up poor!!
@Mario583a
@Mario583a 7 дней назад
Jerma: See, I'm not ugly! Chat: ...Your breath just stinks.
@boobiesexmachine
@boobiesexmachine 3 месяца назад
i genuinely thought i hallucinated this whole thing
@sarcasticdino
@sarcasticdino 4 месяца назад
ty jerma dumptruck, your work is very much appreciated and valued
@tygutowski
@tygutowski Месяц назад
first good jerma long edit ive seen
@SagaraUrz
@SagaraUrz 4 месяца назад
IT looked like it was going to be a cash grab but... the developer has a good sense of humor.
@Modingo11
@Modingo11 4 месяца назад
We saw Mr.Green for a second at the end there
@dogeninja9134
@dogeninja9134 3 месяца назад
With jerma in that light you can tell we came from monkeys
@arootube
@arootube 4 месяца назад
He don't smoke crack.
@numberswithmeaning
@numberswithmeaning 4 месяца назад
Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack.
@k3salieri
@k3salieri 19 дней назад
Jerma isn't joking about the Hamburger Helper sandwich. I did that a lot as a kid. Great stuff.
@princessmaly
@princessmaly 3 месяца назад
Today I learned that Jerma's a lava monster.
@CrashOzzy1223
@CrashOzzy1223 3 месяца назад
14:07 THEY LITTERED THE MILLISECOND HE LOOKED AWAY!
@itsokiie
@itsokiie 3 месяца назад
Jerma quadrupling my carbohydrate consumption with the Hamburger Helper sandwich with Ketchup dip, and i honestly dont know if i should throw up or fall asleep immediately after eating it.
@HowNeatImImpressed
@HowNeatImImpressed Месяц назад
Both
@potawatadingdong
@potawatadingdong 20 дней назад
"I didn't want to punch Vin Diesel again!"
@casper4868
@casper4868 23 дня назад
trying the hamburger helper sandwich this week even if it kills me
@lukaswallander1867
@lukaswallander1867 3 месяца назад
this man is a fucking lunatic. i love it.
@CrashOzzy1223
@CrashOzzy1223 3 месяца назад
24:20 that’s not a beggar, that’s a broke, down bad, crypto enthusiast.
@Sen_1491
@Sen_1491 3 месяца назад
You can just say crypto enthusiasts the rest is implied
@solhayabusa1458
@solhayabusa1458 4 месяца назад
Like yes my son, yes
@Jayden-lu7od
@Jayden-lu7od 29 дней назад
He had so many clips from this stream that blew up
@thewhitemonkey64
@thewhitemonkey64 3 месяца назад
What a fever dream of a game...
@MayMochi345
@MayMochi345 4 месяца назад
omg new edit!
@arsenal10061990
@arsenal10061990 3 месяца назад
The customer was like wtf is on the screen!""
@smilerjoseph
@smilerjoseph 4 месяца назад
my attraction to this man is getting out of hand
@tannerwright7221
@tannerwright7221 4 месяца назад
1:22
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 4 месяца назад
Uh oh then you better get your hand back on it if you know what I mean
@bug6235
@bug6235 3 месяца назад
i wish he was the jester in my court
@iris3908
@iris3908 16 дней назад
58:20 Whilhelm scream
@theeliteterrarian1888
@theeliteterrarian1888 9 дней назад
oh my god youre so right
@CrashOzzy1223
@CrashOzzy1223 3 месяца назад
40:16 oh, was it pick one and the rest were missed… oh that’d suck.
@chrono817
@chrono817 25 дней назад
INSANE streamer shows UNCENSORED DUMPER on stream, shocking MILLIONS
@klotekat
@klotekat 4 месяца назад
Thank you for the jerma content mr youtube man i crave jerma985 also known as jeremy elbertson
@numberswithmeaning
@numberswithmeaning 4 месяца назад
The amount of gambling he does in this video actually annoys me.
@krakkked
@krakkked 4 месяца назад
Zerking off to Zerma985 right now
@chrisroggendorff5637
@chrisroggendorff5637 3 месяца назад
I would eat the hamburger helper sandwich
@wright4599
@wright4599 4 месяца назад
why is he like this
@CrashOzzy1223
@CrashOzzy1223 3 месяца назад
2:54 what? HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW SOMETHING SO NORMAL?!
@troydalrymple7862
@troydalrymple7862 14 дней назад
The checks
@concernedkay
@concernedkay 3 месяца назад
Let’s maybe not continue to gamble 😂
@lancetheguywhogames
@lancetheguywhogames 3 месяца назад
14:26 22:24 27:49 52:24 53:13 54:03 58:47 1:09:30 1:16:46
@___Venice___
@___Venice___ 3 месяца назад
CMON BABY LETS DO THE TWIST
@wyliecoyote6910
@wyliecoyote6910 4 месяца назад
THABK YOY LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!🎉
@GodChaotic
@GodChaotic 3 месяца назад
Hamburger Helper slaps
@CrashOzzy1223
@CrashOzzy1223 3 месяца назад
0:26 under the chin, it cannot phase through it.
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