It Uses Math To Break Reality - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

“He’s called the mathematician, like his arms are addition.... he’s a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a CHILD WITH MALNUTRITION”

"It uses math to break reality" I'm pretty sure that's just Algebra This game is finally totally accurate

Sauce: Says “Two wrongs don’t make a right” to the mathematician The mathematician multiplying 2 negatives together: I say otherwise

1:03 "He's called the Mathemitician, his arms are addition, He's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition, against... A HOBBIT" Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss.

He's called the Mathematician, His arms are addition. He's a man of great ambition, Who set out on a mission, And is in a pretty good position For a war of attrition, Against a half-man opposition.

"He’s called the mathematician, like his arms are addition.... he’s a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a..hobbit?" Now I sort of want to try and make a musical about Napolean.

Here is a sandbox request: "Damn boi he thicccc that's a thicc ass boi" Make a Snuffy thicc with the mathematician

"Two wrongs don't make a right, you should know this." Don't forget that they are mathematicians. Multiplying two negatives makes a positive.

My version of the rhyme would be : He’s called mathematician, His arms are addition. He was a man of great ambition who set out on a mission, To get some recognition, And to sign a petition, To start a war of attrition, Against a half man opposition. He then seeked out a magician to avoid retribution, But now he has a strange addiction to affection, Which he solves with aggression, After seeking out a physician. His reputation and dedication, Earned him a job as a politician, With no competition, he deserves a compensation.

Cap, I think the dummy is not as the peasant, but more as in “training dummy”, so you can use them to test more units. Like so he may see

"The Captain's Sauce Challenge 2020" Day 4 - oompa loompa doompedebay, Captain breaks TABS with division today!

"I think we just made a wobbley whale" -captainsause

“He’s called the mathematician like his arms are addition He’s a man of great ambition who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition Against a *hobbit”ion*

1:03 Cap over here with some bars 😂

I spent almost 10 minutes waiting for you to realize the mathematician is a support unit.

Hay bailers are magnetized because there’s always a needle in a hay stack

He is called the Mathematician, like his arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a human who is a fraction.

Literally nobody: Mom, can we get math? Mom: We have math at home Math at home:

"He's called mathematician like his arms are addition... he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against a child with malnutrition. Now he has to make a decision on striking with precision on The Hobbit Inquisition who is used as ammunition for the great mathematician. And with that prediction he shall shoot his ammunition although it's summation shall bring devastation to the hobbit Village, for the great mathematician shall pillage said Village to end the Hobbit Inquisition and the War of Attrition against a Child with Malnutrition who's not in a Very Good Position and is low on Ammunition unlike the Great Mathematician who shalt shoot his ammunition with his Predictions Precision to end the War of Attrition against a Child with Malnutrition. BOOM! I DID IT! *Mic Drop*

He’s called the mathematician, his arms are addition, he’s a man of ambition, who’s set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position to wage a war of attrition against a hobbit coalition... Also here’s an idea: “Clash of the Titans” 1 of every giant 1 Reaper 1 Odin 1 Redbeard 1 Da Vinci Tank 4 Mammoths (cause Snuffy) 2 Jousters and Cavalry (because the horse is a god) 1 Zeus 1 Ares (I believe I saw him at the end of the Greek faction’s list)

The math guy is supposed to strengthen your units that's why enemies freak out when used against them.

Hes called the mathmetician, hes arms are addition, and hes man of great ambition who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition in a hobbit killing competition

"Ohhhh! It just hit me, like a giant plus sign to the head! - CaptainSauce 2020 Sauce has the best 30 second epiphanies that only take place halfway through the episode, when you're too busy rolling around on the floor from his fabulously Saucy idiocy antics to really pay attention to his earthshattering realizations. lol!

" I'm glad tabs units dont have bones" The skeletal units and the reaper: am I a joke to you?

Everybody gangsta till the mathematician uses Pythagorean’s formula on the halfling

Oh come on, you didn't even try the mathematician against SNUFFY and he's already got cholesterol higher than cloud 9

Fun fact the “plus guy” is a scraped unit in tabs and he was with a “minus guy”.

TABS one year before:1v1 Boxers! TABS now:Feeding a hobbit with maths

"Called mathematician, arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition, ...against a hobbit" Comment a rhyme I might add it Commenters Fix:"Called mathematician, arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, for his own self division, and is in a pretty good position,in the break dance competition, fighting the opposition, in a war of attrition,against a man with short condition, effected by malnutrition

I was just watching a video on one punch man!!🤣 btw that was the best rhyme ever🤣🤣🤣🤣

4:46 Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo. Jesus Christ, what the fuck did you do? There Ya go Cap

The Dummies aren’t supposed to move. He’s like a training dummy, existing only to be used to test out another unit’s abilities

Battle suggestion: "Class has just begun" 30 mathematicians led by 1 teacher

The battle of... "stupidly": 1 mathematician vs a mammoth or a long mammoth. Or both ;) Like if u are interessed.

1how did he not try to "add" thicccness to the snuffies. And 2 how did he not notice the eyes on the catapults, unless he did.

Sauce: Spawns a unit that is literally called the "dummy" Also Sauce: "They're not moving, why aren't they working?" Edit: Changing Their to They're because people in the comments are reeking havoc about it

The only thing that the dark peasant can’t deflect is a whole sheet of paper with math equations, he can’t deflect it cause the mom is in the corner watching his every move

"Wobbly whale" Someone please make a whale unit that just flops around the battle field, turning enemies into pancakes. Wait, wait, I GOT IT!!! Does anyone know that one Pokémon that looks like a whale, but round? THAT should be the unit I'm talking about. Just a Whale ball, rolling around the field, occasionally jumping high up in the air and crashing down like a meteor. Does anyone want that kind of unit? Or just a Whale flopping around like a flip flop?

This whole video, was a laughing stock, god bless you cap

On the map where the mathmetion fought de Vinci there is a mysterious island

New army the bois use all the most expensive units from each faction

Here is my sandbox request: "The Ultimate Summoner" 1 Shaman and 20 Cheerleaders

Every kid when they go thru puberty 8:34

i love how every plan cap has never works first time or at all poly bridge, TABS, etc

Hey cap, I have a battle for you “Siblings CAN cooperate” One DeadEye and one QuickDraw

Never has a hobbit been so scary before.

Cap: demons Also cap: *shows the grim reaper* 13:48 Also the catapult has eyes

"It uses math to break reality"? Sounds about right with how hair-rippingly infuriating it is IRL

14:48 I'm so proud tabs is growing up and learning stuff 😊

The mathematicians are supposed to “upgrade” their teammates, not make the enemy chunkier

Revenge of the spookums On the spooky 1 map Revenge of the spooky faction 15 skeleton warriors in a line in front 2 reapers behind them 2 pumpkin catapults one on each flank 10 vampires next to the catapult 5 on each flank 15 skeleton archers behind the reapers 2 swordcasters in front of archers you can only use tribal faction including mods Like so cap can see

me when I hit puberty: oh my god no no it's starting it- it's starting the changes the mutations!

1:50 the hobbit really wants that A+

“He uses math to break reality” Einstein:wait that’s illegal

Here is my sandbox request: "The Great Holy Snuffy" 1 LONG Snuffy 10 priests 1 Math metition Also you may have to take control of math metitions to put priority on Snuffy

12:07 THICK HORSE, THICK HORSE!

The great alliance: one of every og tabs units on one side and one of all the mod units Please like so caption sauce can see😁

Keeping mind sharp as we lose them laughing quite the genius plan

“Creeper?! Aw Man!” 50 Bomb On A Sticks

"He's called the mathematician, his arms are addition, he's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition against...a...hobit" ~Cap 2020 (I'm a poet and can't ryhme on the spot like this. He should of said heavy ammunition instead of hobit and place like a gun slinger or cannon)

Hay cap I have a suggestion “The power of god and anime “ Priests and one punch man

0:30, Hole in One!

3:23 Hafling: HUH HUH HUH HUH

Ok I finished the poem for you your welcome can you shout me out for this He’s Called the mathematician, he’s arm are addition he’s a man of a great ambition, who’s sets out on a mission, ands in a pretty good position, for a war of attrition against a hobbits determination looking for some extermination, but in this devastation, one dose calculation, the other one of a farm nation. Who will win in this game addiction. Boom there you go

The sword Master is so cool, he attacks like Nero in his Devil Form.

Hey Sauce! I got a battle for you! "Start Praying..." every god(includeing moded) and the grim reaper

People say first aren’t as impressive as people that say last

CaptainSauce: He's called a math matitian. His arms are addition. He's a man of great ambition who set out on a mistion and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition... with a hobbit. Me: You came so close to greatness but you came crashing down right at the end

Thanks for cheering me up cap I’ve been having a real tough time at home feeling very depressed

9:18 that’s what my parents said when I was born

" I think I just made a wobbly whale" that killed me

I'm pretty sure the mathematician was meant to be an actual unit.

It seems to me that the mathematician is like the healer/priest and the cheerleader in that it only does stuff to friendly units.

When the weight of Cap's depression is a quantifiable number, of course math can be used to break reality. Only real Sauce fans will know that... Or those who watched his previous Polybridge video

12:30 how dare the captain insult onion bro like that! That jouster isn’t nearly thicc enough

9:53 when you forget to carry the 1

1:15 so he will need a lot of amunition

Idea: Use the wizard to kill one punch man. (The wizard instant kills everything close to it)

"Math isn't lethal." That's what I said. Then I looked at my high school GPA.

He's called the mathematician, his arms are addition, He's a man of great ambition, who set out on a mission, and is in a pretty good position for a war of attrition, against a hobbit, if he wins he plans to feed his family with great nutrition, he could even take his son fishin', but he's just wishin'. Alright guys cut its time for intermission. if you can beat that reply to this comment i want to see how far we can take this

Rise of the painters: 50 painters, one da Vinci tank (not sure about my spelling)

“Do you need some kind of exorcist to divide a fraction?” As someone who has had to do that, yes, yes you do

To finish the rhyme for you He’s called the mathematician His arms are addition He’s a man of great ambition Who set out on a mission And is in a pretty good position For a war of batrition Against a hobbits tradition

Hoo, the mathematician acts like cheerleader and priest then, they "buff" their party member or smth like that

I wish for gods in the intro he would have put the almighty supreme overlord wobbly horse

Mathematician: exists Cap: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

1:04-1:15 killed me when I watched this for the first time when it first came out

I love the paint the town red series can you keep doing it? Thanks! 😊

Heres my custom battle. I dont care if its time or not. The crusaders. 20 wobbly horses, 15 knights, 10 squires, And 5 archers.

Play more island time vr There is a way to get off the island Hint: the starfish is important

This is why math might be the most least favorite subject.

Rain HELL boys: 12 gatling guns in the back, 12 gunslingers, and a McCree

Day 78 of asking Captainsauce to play SCP containment breach

6:07, puberty in a nutshell

do a save the priest challenge but on the other team: put down: 20 hobbits and 1 priest on the other team and your army must die before the priest die

Captain sauce: How are they getting sucked in they have no metal Me: well we have small pieces of metal or magnets in the center of the earth is molten metal correct so will be sucked in to the core but we can’t penetrate the earths cross were just glued to the ground Kinda that’s how gravity works so- Everyone reading this: nerd

The Ghost of Tsushima:2shogun:Lord Shimura,Jin Sakai Jin Clan also know as Clan Adachi:10 samurai and 6 cavalry and 5 fire archer

"FIRE THE CAT CANNON!!!" Anybody remember this?

comment battle: "revenge of the test subjects" 500 halflings (to be honest I just want your computer to suffer)

17:50 Y’know sometimes ad breaks CAN make things funnier. “And low and behold, it’s the one with legs” xD