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Bad Dating Tips, 4th of July, Jonah Hill & more - NYCC - Comedy Cellar - Josh Johnson - Stand Up 

Josh Johnson
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Hey friends, here are a few jokes from last weekend at New York Comedy Club and The Comedy Cellar. Enjoy!
If you love my stories I have a podcast that comes out every week: bit.ly/3NQmpio
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Drop a comment if you loved or hated the set, and especially if you're unsure. Subscribe for more. Thanks for being my friends!

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@SmellTheLilies
@SmellTheLilies Год назад
Whatchu mean WE free?!?!😂😂 They couldn’t take it !!!!
@ikkou111
@ikkou111 Год назад
"keeping telling them like you one of us" when I tell you I fell out my fuckin seat 😂
@madmintentertainment6268
@madmintentertainment6268 10 месяцев назад
White women's entire political presence is throwing white men under the bus.
@corinthianshivers767
@corinthianshivers767 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 I came to the comments quick cause they wasn’t laughing hard enough for me & soon as I seen this comment I knew this was next then put 2 & 2 together
@sedationnursescalendar92
@sedationnursescalendar92 5 месяцев назад
"The hardest life you're ever gonna have to live is your own." I tried to see if that was an established quote and found nothing. If it is your own, you should claim it. I love it.
@AnaRivera-rw7vz
@AnaRivera-rw7vz Год назад
Josh is like literally my favorite comedian. Fine. Funny. And facial expressions are always on mf point 😭😂😂 thank u for the laughs fr.
@AnaRivera-rw7vz
@AnaRivera-rw7vz Год назад
@@beepboop7041 he really is funny as fuck. And fine as fuck. But In my opinion he’s always been both fine and funny asf. He just keeps increasing those stats as time goes on.
@elizabethdalton-jandreau5588
👏👏Thank you! I've been following him for years and waited for someone to acknowledge how exponentially attractive he's become, say nothing about his consistent delivery.😅
@AnimefortheLazyman
@AnimefortheLazyman Год назад
how can one man be so smart, funny, so wise, and handsome? its crazy. the only comedian as handsome and clever and wise all at once is maybe matt rife...they are both too pretty to be this funny and wise. its almost not fair haha. But it easier to accept Josh cuz he's way more humble haha
@patlynch6517
@patlynch6517 Год назад
He is good, like damn funny good!
@3bladeninja21
@3bladeninja21 11 месяцев назад
Mf look like an ancient prince
@Leafy_901
@Leafy_901 Год назад
“Keep telling them!”😂
@Abbywise32
@Abbywise32 Год назад
He's right though I went out with a guy and he told me that the drink that he served me wasn't drugged. I was just like "Why would you say that? I wasn't even thinking that" Then I just didn't drink it because that sounded like I was finna turn up in a bush
@markfoster1520
@markfoster1520 11 месяцев назад
turnip in a bush.........that's the code.
@dustinb1070
@dustinb1070 11 месяцев назад
It doesn't just happen to females. I don't know what the situation was but I had someone put MDMA in my drink a few years ago. I was already planning on getting an Uber home thank God. Didn't realize I was tripping balls until the girl I brought home from the bar left my house and I was talking to my roommate. She was your definitely more than drunk right now. Maybe it was meant for one of the females I was talking to.
@TheStar798
@TheStar798 10 месяцев назад
@AbbyWise32 - 😂
@drebugsita
@drebugsita 9 месяцев назад
@@dustinb1070most likely. That happened to my cousin’s boyfriend
@Taricus
@Taricus 9 месяцев назад
@@dustinb1070 Nah, it has happened to me before too. I was at a club, drank one beer, and I started feeling dizzy and like I was about to throw up. So, I went outside to some stairs at the side of the building and threw up... Then woke up in the back of some dude's car that I had never seen before. He was parked in a completely different parking lot and he was reaching back from the driver's seat and rubbing my leg and when I started to move, he looked back, smiled, and tried to climb in the backseat with me. I leaped out of that car and ran so fast that it felt like my feet were barely touching the ground and I was going to trip at any second. I didn't even look back, so I had no idea if he was chasing me or anything. Scared the crap outta me!
@SarahYork
@SarahYork 25 дней назад
The hardest life you're ever gonna have to live is your own is a raw ass quote to come from an 11 minute stand up comedy video on youtube.
@ExpatPlans365
@ExpatPlans365 11 месяцев назад
This guy is consistently funny he doesn’t miss
@beach_days
@beach_days 5 месяцев назад
“I know it must be hard to hear” took me out 😂😂
@TheKayleeanna
@TheKayleeanna 10 месяцев назад
I had to Google Jonah Hill and Jon Hamm and... "OK daddy!" 😂
@lauracross2696
@lauracross2696 8 месяцев назад
"We live so much by convenience that if someone is inconvenient, we're like, why would I deal with you" ....that's real...but it ain't always wrong lol
@nikkig4847
@nikkig4847 Год назад
The killing bit showed alot of awareness
@cobalt1754
@cobalt1754 Год назад
It's always a good day when I open up RU-vid and there's a new Josh Johnson video. Man's dropping some serious truth on us.
@henriettakanya8605
@henriettakanya8605 Год назад
Only josh can talk about murders and make it hilarious 😂
@dirtcom7
@dirtcom7 Год назад
So comfortable in his own skin but still neurotic. Great character
@LadyEnchiridion
@LadyEnchiridion 3 месяца назад
He’s not neurotic It’s not the correct usage of the term It’s okay, I understand Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more noun noun: neurosis; plural noun: neuroses a mental condition that is not caused by organic disease, involving symptoms of stress (depression, anxiety, obsessive behaviour, hypochondria) but not a radical loss of touch with reality. Also (in nontechnical use) excessive and irrational anxiety or obsession. Neurotic is a form of Neurosis Most ppl have an irrational association with mental illness not knowing they are experience a sense of symptoms associated with them but in reality are not actually truly diagnosed with them Placebo is comforting
@atimelessgrace
@atimelessgrace Месяц назад
​@@LadyEnchiridion.....
@iunderstanphotography2780
@iunderstanphotography2780 11 месяцев назад
I've gone on photoshoots assuming the model was gonna bring someone and they come alone. I'm sure they've told someone etc but I never say anything like "Oh great! you came to meet me at the waterfalls alone!"
@TheStar798
@TheStar798 10 месяцев назад
😂
@null6634
@null6634 5 месяцев назад
Mike Birbiglia does a bit "What I should have said was nothing". Definitely look it up. You've already learned that, but it's still funny.
@luthorforpresident9353
@luthorforpresident9353 10 месяцев назад
Dealing with a jealous and controlling man is more than "inconvenient."
@ch3burashka
@ch3burashka Год назад
One time my hook-up said, "my friends told me to bring a knife, but I forgot it," and I said, "no worries, I've got mine right here."
@daliahlancere1751
@daliahlancere1751 4 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kelvintakyi-bobi3155
@kelvintakyi-bobi3155 3 дня назад
😂😂😂
@TalesoftheDarkLantern
@TalesoftheDarkLantern 6 месяцев назад
Josh Johnson is my favorite comedian, he’s funny, charming, and fine as hell
@ceanveezy
@ceanveezy Год назад
He needs his own special! I want to see this man live
@friendhuman
@friendhuman Год назад
He has a special on peacock :)
@desireeloveros1055
@desireeloveros1055 Год назад
He has 2
@LydiAtheistLady
@LydiAtheistLady 11 месяцев назад
This dude is the freshest. So funny, topical and on point.
@magnolia2
@magnolia2 Год назад
I love how I asked for the full version of the previous set and you came through. You’re amazing!🤣 Keep ‘em coming.
@powerswish
@powerswish Год назад
That convenience/inconvenience stuff is on point.
@hlf3769
@hlf3769 11 месяцев назад
I'm native american but I love summer gatherings... riddle me that one about 4th of July
@sorcellerienoire2720
@sorcellerienoire2720 День назад
😂
@KBlue728
@KBlue728 11 месяцев назад
i done watched like 4-5 videos in a row SUBSCRIBED. "I done lost my friend" 😂 truth! 💙
@J_Dot_S
@J_Dot_S 11 месяцев назад
Dude breaks down the problems with dating in the social media age around 8:00 😂😂😂😂
@Jada1129
@Jada1129 Год назад
I am a Sagittarius and I do walk on angel dust and clouds 🦄 😂
@laceyloops
@laceyloops 8 месяцев назад
His impression on females motivating each other is sooo accurate I had to rewind like 3 times 😂
@gonnadanceagain
@gonnadanceagain Год назад
"Outside the killing..." 🤣🤣🤣
@kegs6060
@kegs6060 11 месяцев назад
One of my favorite comedians in the last 10 years. Deliveries are always spot on!
@heiss9971
@heiss9971 Год назад
You have grown so, so much. I'm proud of you son
@gingerjack0420
@gingerjack0420 10 месяцев назад
dad?
@heiss9971
@heiss9971 10 месяцев назад
@@gingerjack0420 I ain't your daddy as long as you aren't successful. Now if you were a doctor, lawyer, famous comedian, etc however now that's a different story
@kaykreatesbeautyartist
@kaykreatesbeautyartist 10 месяцев назад
Yes he has grown, so cool 👏🏾
@heiss9971
@heiss9971 10 месяцев назад
@@kaykreatesbeautyartist So proud of our son, babe!💘
@kaykreatesbeautyartist
@kaykreatesbeautyartist 10 месяцев назад
@@heiss9971 lol 😂 I’m done ok bae
@rwtwb
@rwtwb 11 месяцев назад
Dude's fucking hilarious. He should do a podcast.
@artifundio1
@artifundio1 Год назад
Thank you for the big laughs sir! I really like your pace and style, never before a comedian made me laugh so hard while leaving me completely relaxed... you are perfect 👌
@CoreyMcKinneyJr
@CoreyMcKinneyJr Год назад
The consistency coming from him is improving my life lol Im really loving it too because i don’t have Peacock.
@torpedo3fingers
@torpedo3fingers Год назад
This dude plays the silver lining like an absolute pro!
@Blackthorne369
@Blackthorne369 Год назад
I caught that James Baldwin, sir. Excellently done; most amusing!
@hanzflackshnack1158
@hanzflackshnack1158 Год назад
I took a woman to a lunch date on a nature trail. She said, “I’m not sure why I’m doing this. I’m probably going to die out here.” Me, “Why would you say that?” Her, “You took me to the middle of the forest, you’re wearing all black and I know who Jhonen Vasquez is. That logo on your backpack is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Jesus dude…” Idk who is more delusional… me for not thinking about the clothes and the backpack… or her for going with me into that forest. RIP to her beautiful soul (jk, she’s alive and well in my basement)
@queentee3233
@queentee3233 Год назад
😂😂😂
@lil_tiggles
@lil_tiggles 11 месяцев назад
He's right, I'm in his basement too and there's a lot of amenities!😊
@madmintentertainment6268
@madmintentertainment6268 10 месяцев назад
This comment was a roller coaster
@moththechangeling8522
@moththechangeling8522 9 месяцев назад
She sounds awesome! Z?
@komojo7357
@komojo7357 9 месяцев назад
This is so funny wtf😂😂😂😅
@katboss4886
@katboss4886 Год назад
We need more Josh in our lives!! I miss both his podcasts BTW. Just saying ❤
@phoenixluk
@phoenixluk Год назад
JJS still comes out on Thursdays
@cervantesAi
@cervantesAi 11 месяцев назад
Oh I didn't even know that he had podcasts 😔😢
@magicknight13
@magicknight13 9 месяцев назад
What he has podcasts?! 😊😊 looking them up now!!
@JennyLopez-gj5uh
@JennyLopez-gj5uh 4 месяца назад
I fell in love with him on my 1st standup I KNOW HE’s gonna go places and will make History. Keep doing what you’re doing and always follow your heart ❤
@tehislander
@tehislander Год назад
Josh, I'm so happy that we found your content! Keep up the fresh uploads as they are fantastic mate! Let get you to blow up on here like Stavy Baby!
@TheStar798
@TheStar798 10 месяцев назад
Amen to that! 👏
@arniedee7251
@arniedee7251 Год назад
I don't understand why you still only have 35K subs. You deserve at least hundreds of thousands.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 Год назад
Yes. Me and my dog Thank you Josh! 😂
@cficarra
@cficarra 11 месяцев назад
Josh, you're walking with the greats already. Come do some shows in Seattle.
@BRibossa
@BRibossa Год назад
The most intelligent comedian ever ❤ I hope he gets acknowledged soon.
@greatvaluecorndog
@greatvaluecorndog Год назад
i mean 33k views in half a day isn't nothing
@thomaslyles8804
@thomaslyles8804 Год назад
I find this joke (4th of July)particularly funny in reference to dogs and brown people and the wtf moment
@chaosmagick
@chaosmagick Год назад
Brown people? No, he meant ADOS. My hispani, somali, and hispanic neighbors love 4th of July.
@EmpyrealEndemic
@EmpyrealEndemic 10 месяцев назад
His crowd is the people he making fun of it's rough
@drebugsita
@drebugsita 9 месяцев назад
@@chaosmagick”hispani”?
@phoenixluk
@phoenixluk Год назад
My new amp-up motto is that I walk on air and angel dust. And lol says the guy with a podcast named after him.
@nordicpink
@nordicpink 7 месяцев назад
I absolutely love the intellect behind the jokes!
@catherineprice1613
@catherineprice1613 26 дней назад
Exactly! Most excellent blend of intelligence and masterful humor‽ Hahaha
@mr.krinkle8173
@mr.krinkle8173 Год назад
josh's haircut rn is the best
@waylonrhoads1897
@waylonrhoads1897 Год назад
You are brilliant Josh.
@mandarin0rangez
@mandarin0rangez Год назад
Set was absolute fire from beginning to end, so when’s the tour?
@icingcake
@icingcake 10 месяцев назад
2:30 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀😝😝😝 “even if women wanted to catch up” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BonnieBobbitt1987
@BonnieBobbitt1987 11 месяцев назад
Omg Josh u r hilarious and brilliant 😂🔥🔥🔥
@jazzbase412
@jazzbase412 Год назад
Keep telling them 😂
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 Год назад
2222! 😂🎉 Yep, vibe but don’t kill! Thank you Josh.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 Год назад
Keep telling them! 😂 Git they as-.
@rereg505
@rereg505 16 дней назад
I’ve been watching all his stuff today, I even went to sleep and just chuckle 😂. Much love Josh❤
@shinymorist5314
@shinymorist5314 Год назад
thank you for always posting new stuff! so rad.
@the_new_guy6
@the_new_guy6 11 месяцев назад
For the longest time I knew my top three comedians but then I found Josh and I don't know who is in the top three anymore
@normanori-ox7bg
@normanori-ox7bg 11 месяцев назад
Keep doing you buddy you're getting better every year 🫡
@magicknight13
@magicknight13 9 месяцев назад
My favorite comedian! He's SO hilarious and I'm soooo glad he brought up the whole Jonah hill thing 😂😂😂😂
@Jemznova
@Jemznova Год назад
Ever since you made me laugh that one time I always click your links. I'm watching Josh Johnson and Troy Bond. You two got it.
@-.-E-.-
@-.-E-.- Год назад
You’re so smart and funny!
@nata7536
@nata7536 11 месяцев назад
Black people, native people, veterans, and dogs generally don't like the 4th of July.
@soulaudacity555
@soulaudacity555 Месяц назад
“It must be hard to hear” 🤣
@ianbass8351
@ianbass8351 Год назад
From when I first saw Josh Johnson to know I respect he’s been working bc the comedy been getting better and better
@Balgees24
@Balgees24 9 месяцев назад
I like he always keeps them intense and they don't know where he taking the conversation.
@ynmwasa4663
@ynmwasa4663 11 месяцев назад
8:55 When he said podcast👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾💯💯💯💯💯.. listening to other people's input and they don't even know the person that you're dealing with or you how could you take their advice
@babyyodachelsea7034
@babyyodachelsea7034 Год назад
Black girl with a dog here and 100%
@doro444
@doro444 Год назад
Man needs more specials
@ecuhus
@ecuhus Год назад
Keep up the great work
@jamesfield1674
@jamesfield1674 Год назад
Such a funny guy would like to see him have his own TV show
@13nohead
@13nohead 7 месяцев назад
Lol there aren't TV shows anymore old man
@fiberpoet6250
@fiberpoet6250 9 месяцев назад
Lolzzz “but a little dangerous” Ohhh yes 😂😂😂
@surabhilandge3166
@surabhilandge3166 Год назад
Love him. ❤
@lesliehill3025
@lesliehill3025 8 месяцев назад
He said. "I know" to the dog😅😅😅
@juliagiles1547
@juliagiles1547 11 месяцев назад
I had an ear infection on Fourth of July, so at least we both had a bad time together :’)
@ctfddftba
@ctfddftba Год назад
That thing where malaria is in the US right now makes this extra funny
@thestormlscoming
@thestormlscoming Год назад
always making poignant jokes, im here for it
@Sarah-ve4vk
@Sarah-ve4vk Год назад
I love him 😂
@humbleculture4679
@humbleculture4679 8 месяцев назад
You walk on air and angel dust lol
@hansvillenews
@hansvillenews Год назад
Another awesome set Josh!
@lovebylizee
@lovebylizee 9 месяцев назад
cucumbers are fruits! i've also lost a friend to a podcast. lmao. sad way to go.
@P88H_P88P
@P88H_P88P Год назад
I love this man...man
@crystaljanai2229
@crystaljanai2229 7 месяцев назад
Every single time it's hilarious
@dabjohn
@dabjohn Год назад
Damn this is A level material. Could not believe I discovered Josh just now..
@AlexeiBlook
@AlexeiBlook 16 дней назад
I'm indigenous American, autistic, and specifically sensitive to sudden loud noises, and your part about the 4th of July is such a mood.
@DashaTheDivineDivah
@DashaTheDivineDivah 6 дней назад
He literally educates and makes you laugh...he can get it. Yea....i said it 😂
@alisonlevity
@alisonlevity Год назад
please a JJ t shirt of if vegetables arent gay...😂
@bboutwell69
@bboutwell69 10 месяцев назад
Josh Johnson is the best comedian since Louis C.K.! And this guy didn’t sexually assault someone!
@jrfuture2123
@jrfuture2123 Год назад
No more Fro that was his kid MJ stage He's in his young adult Michael Jackson arc now
@joywolf83
@joywolf83 Год назад
"you safe......" 😂
@caitcc89
@caitcc89 9 месяцев назад
Wow the convenience/inconvenience thing with relationships is so true!
@rebbyberard8150
@rebbyberard8150 Месяц назад
My step family was all native americans and we had two dogs. Definitely a unique experience of the holiday
@personwhoiam
@personwhoiam Год назад
bro this shit is crazy, like every time!!!!!
@sethulrich5645
@sethulrich5645 Год назад
Josh be you I enjoy the way your mind works
@a.b.creator
@a.b.creator 3 месяца назад
The podcast bit was On Point 😂!!
@MMosesM
@MMosesM Год назад
@josh Johnson bro you avoid laser beams 🔥🔥🔥
@jacobweaver384
@jacobweaver384 Год назад
I really liked his old deliveries but this shit is great!
@yasielromero8236
@yasielromero8236 Год назад
Loved the man be killing bit 😂 I catched Josh a couple of times opening for Trevor and he always killed. Hope he is heading down to Tampa soon
@joeyv2083
@joeyv2083 7 месяцев назад
IT MUST BE HARD TO HEAR😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 GOTTEEEEEM
@cafiend
@cafiend 5 месяцев назад
On the Fourth of July I’m either working or holed up at home hiding from the tourists.
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