Japanese Shoot 'Em Ups - JonTron 

Here I go, rewatching all the JonTron videos again.

I just realized how much rewatchability Jontron videos have.

I'm still not sure how Keio went from History lesson to "Hyper Cutie Bunny" thing.

Your gamer friend: "I been gaming 20 years bro, seen it ALL!" Japanese shoot 'em ups: "hold my controller"

"Bad guys don't go left to right." -JonTron I want that on a t-shirt!

So I actually looked up the plot for Cho Aniiki, and it's suuuuuuper weird. The big guy at the beginning is the Ten Time Intergalactic Bodybuilder Champion, and he's running out of protein shakes. So he travels from planet to planet setting up new protein factories in order to let him get even more muscular. The Japanese gods don't like this, and send out two angels to help the main character to stop him.

Its that time of the year again, time to rewatch every jontron video

Does JonTron ever do voiceover work? His voice is perfect for any character that needs a NY accent.

0:42 THERE IT IS! The boyfriend pillow!

I, on behalf of jontron, AM an eyeball scientist, and I can confirm that he is right: people don't get that many eyeballs

I miss this. I wish Jon would go back to game reviews.

Man, the fact that you can play the entirety of Space Harrier in Yakuza 0 really speaks about how much the technology has advanced.

Fun fact: Opa-Opa is an unlockable air board in Sonic Riders.

Are you sure that these games don't belong on the 'Anti-Drug Games' episode.

"I think my life is measured in Abobos." Perhaps the greatest line ever uttered.

8:03 I come back every now and then to witness this wonderful moment in history. I had this game and I was so dumbfounded and disappointed, the game looked so convincing art wise and story wise.

Jerry... jelly... Did the Japanese just stereotype themselves?

You put the cartridge in the correct console Jon! Are you feelin' alright!!?

6:55 Remember 20 years ago when all of us Americans turned into Zombies?

That last game was like pure unaffected by any restrictions Japanese mindflow, love it

Hey, i just noticed that the score in the intro (where JonTron is a fighter jet) is 31082010. This is 31 August 2010 which is the date of his first review (Daikatana). Random easter egg...

I have fallen! And I choose *NOT TO GET UP!*

12:29 John’s confusion clearly indicates someone didn’t study for their Snailfrog test

6:37 And here kiddons we have rare 21st century footage of internet Flex Seal sensation known as " JonTron" putting in a cartridge correctly.

This video is almost 5 years old. Holy shit how things have changed in that half decade

"You know what's not free?" "Food"

Sad he didn't touch on Touhou, his reactions would've been priceless.

0:53 Touhou music (TD stage 3 theme)

5:20 Had you held Jacques on the middle fingers it would have been a quadruple bird flip.

"Where'd this learn to save a nation? The United States?" *Seinfeld theme intensifies

Everybody gangster until darc seed brings the Statue of Liberty to life

5:18 he should’ve held the birds on his middlefingers.

I sometimes forget that I'm watching an actual jontron vid and not a ytp. Then I wonder why everything is so normal

JON'S GETTIN' UPSET! one of the funniest lines ever lol

"Bad guys don't go left to right" -Jon Jafari, 2014

Still here rewatching all of Jontron’s videos after all these years

Man 1910 times were *JERRY*

"I have fallen, AND I CHOOSE NOT TO GET UP!" -JonTron 2014

Watching this now, it's crazy how remarkably well this content has aged. JonTron was well ahead of his time in production quality, direction, and writing compared to his competitors on RU-vid. The shelf-life of most RU-vid content is barely a few months at most, but I find myself coming back to JonTron again and again.

1:41 "Welcome to *my* Fantasy Zone"

9:39 it was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything

5:29 Fun fact: this game actually got sold for free as the developers forgot to remove the level select in the demo disk. :7

9:13 That head is just "saving" America like America is "saving" other countries.

2020. Time to re-binge some JonTron

"Jerry? *_JERRY!?_* Johns gettin upset!"

5:07 "That Frankenstein just flipped me the double bird, and then lasers came out"

8 years later and these videos are still very refreshing to rewatch

Never thought Korone Chi would play the weirdest Japanese Shoot ‘Em Up game Cho Aniki. And her live stream happening today lead me straight back to this video.

Potato: French Fries Jerry: Jelly Beans Pie: Cream Pies Ice: Ice Cream Yeah okay.

For the record, Touhou's not weird enough to stand up to the games we see in this video.

9:55 Ricardos grandfather!!! We have found the legend

9:29 *LADIES AND FRICKS THOU JONTRON HAS DISCOVERED THE WEIRDEST PEACE OF MEDIA THAT HAS EVER UNLEASHED APON HUMANITY*

Oh my goodness, I could barely breathe.

11:39 can never be unseen...or can it?! the plot of _Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2_ involves Jim Carrey trying to erase that one moment

3:21 the entirety of 2020 to 2021

9:50 my house started shaking during this part and I started freaking out lol

4:48 I was expecting a Seinfeld reference, and I was not dissapointed. Jontron never dissapoints.

1:15 Either that's a REAL thing that actually exists, or he designed and printed out that cover art only to make that split-second joke. Either way, I'm positively impressed.

10:27 I don’t know how, but it suddenly just cracks me up everytime! Like 😂😂😂

Was recommended this after Shinzo Abe was assassinated

_>adds Touhou music_ _>doesn't mention any Touhou games_

jerry beans...on my mind

JonTron has such durability. His videos are so rewatchable

When you (as the content creator) are aware about COPPA 3:59

I had Fantasy Zone as a kid. I have no idea where it came from, neither do my parents - it just turned up.

"He's trying to save everyone... by killing everyone..? Where did this guy learn how to save people? In the usa?" True words my friends.

"Where did he learn how to save a country? America?" oof

11:25 *O O O O O H H H H H H*

DOUBLE BIRD DEATH STAR!!

Alright Japan. I love you, you gave us Touhou. But Japan. Japan. *Why.*

Man, I miss him like this. I really do.

5:16 Tell me why this whole time I was thinking that they just edited Jauqe on both of Jons hand, instead of there being Jauqe and another bird. Wait a minute th-

"I HAVE FALLEN AND CHOSEN NOT TO GET UP!"

i watch like 3 of these a day and i watched them all like 5 years ago when they came out.... how rewatchable

the old videos are so good

6:36 did . . . .did I just see that right? Jontron . . . putting a game . . . .in it's correct console?? I mean last time he did this he submersed the whole thing underwater.

I love how just because someone uses "autistic" or "retarded" as an insult, people automatically assume these people hate all people with metal disabilities. But if someone uses "dick" or "pussy" as an insult you don't assume those people hate genitals or people with genitals. (Betcha $10 I'm gonna get called an insensitive bitch)

2:42 I don't think I want to know. 😄

It's depression hours and I'm watching JonTron at 3am to try and giggle or something so thanks Jon lol

And in today's JonTron comments section: People talking about JonTron and the Retarded PS4 event. People complaining about the JonTron Retarded PS4 event. People asking why Touhou isn't in this. People asking why their weird Japanese Shoot Em Up isn't in this. People saying that while they love JonTron, he still makes mistakes. People saying JonTron isn't funny any more. People saying JonTron is still funny. People saying JonTron is a sellout. People saying JonTron needs to earn money, so those people who hate the audible ads should fuck off. People saying "GO BACK 2 GAME GWUMPS WE MIS U AND WE LUV U

So who looked up Billy The Sex Offender?

Bit of a Japanese lesson here. The part about the Jerry=Jelly thing is probably correct. It's most likely a mistranslation, due to the fact that in loan words to mimic the "L" sound, the characters ラ, リ, ル, レ, or ロ are used due to a slight "L" sound in there pronunciation. But those characters are closer to an "R" sound(and end up being transliterated as ra, ri, ru, re, and ro) so are also used for that sound . So end result being that Jerry=ジェリー and Jelly=ジェリー (both pronounced jerii). Though jelly can also be spelt ジェリィ(which is pronounced the same as the pervious spelling.) and also ゼリー(Zerii).

3:49 Q U E E F

I HAVE FALLEN. AND I CHOSE *NOT* TO GET UP!!

Am I the only one that constantly watches jontron vids like a good tv show marathon

Coming back to these is like catching up with an old friend. Thanks Jon. You help me connect with friends that I can't connect with anymore.

6:13 Is that Tom Nook in a flying cannon boat?

"jerry?? jerry!! jons gettin upset!!!"

"[...] Save everyone, by killing everyone. Where this guy learned how to save a country? The United States?" Take my like

5:10 for the double bird scene if anyone's interested

I miss JonTrons video game videos.

I've gotta admit, Jon's videos have Insanely Rewatchablity.

This comment section. Holy fuck. Worst part about it is you know that these are adults saying these things.

9:41 Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down...

The artichoke thing is officially real. They added a new plant to plants vs zombies called the dartichoke.

11:10 So Chou Aniki's final boss is... Vladimir Putin, naked, with a twitch in his right leg and some sort of Event Horizon-y humonogous contraption on his genital area??? WTF JAPAN????

Is that a defense mechanism or are you just happy to see me

I love rewatching jontron vids, the humor is so timeless, yet so nostalgic 😫I LOVE IT

3:49 accompanied with jontron explains everything

8:03 still the greatest reaction he has ever done hands down