Jeanne Robertson | Don't Forget Your Sister's Birthday 

How is it that 38 percent of the people put a thumbs down on this? This woman's humor is great!

That platter kept getting more and more expensive didn't it ? HAHAHA...!! Great ending Jeanne !! 😂❤😘

My oldest sister told the next one in line she could get a moon tan. So sister #2 went out on the roof to sleep. Our aunt and uncle, who lived around the corner, happened to be out late. They drove past our house on their way home and saw her on the roof. They called our folks as soon as they got home. Sister #1 got in trouble, and still says it was worth it.

Miss Jeanne is a national treasure who proved daily life and valuing family is incredibly filled with life and joyful humor. It is an art to fully appreciaye her glib look on life!

Every time I come across a story I haven't heard, I think to myself, No THIS one is my favorite. And I can listen to them over and over. This one was so close to home, I knew the punch line ad soon as you said you were giving her YOUR priceless platter. Thanks again for making me laugh.

A few times my sister telephoned me to fuss that I'd forgotten her birthday! I had to remind her we were twins and it was my birthday too. I sure miss my twin!

I have laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes! My sister and I are thirteen years apart in age so we never had to fight over space or sweaters. Instead she just embarrassed the stuffin’s out of me calling me ‘Mom’ at the grocery store as soon as I got my driver’s license and started shopping for groceries and cooking family dinners because my parents worked that hard. Thank you so much for sharing!

My mother insisted I choose her same china & silver pattern "in the event you have a buffet you can borrow mine too". I agreed to the china but the silver I selected my own pattern. Without my knowing she went right out & sold her old silver & bought herself MY pattern. And borrowed MY sets when she had parties! True! #SouthernLiving

So funny 😂 Jeannie Robertson never fails to make me laugh❣️ She is hilarious 😆

Jeanne, we thought we'd seen the last of you after your fall several years ago. So glad to see you up, about and spreading your wonderful humor. God bless (your little pea pickin' heart)!

My sister’s birthday is tomorrow, so when I saw this notification pop up with the title, “Don’t Forget Your Sister’s Birthday,” I wondered how Jeanne knew! Great story, thank you.

I love your stories and as a SOUTHERNER you make me proud. I’ve shared the left brain story with my parents and all of their friends as my Dad is the doppelgänger to your husband.

What a fantastic ending....I never expected that. Jeanne you are the BEST. Have a Blessed day.

Great comedy comes from great story tellers. The gift is to tell a story that everyone can identify with and bring the funny side of it to the forefront! We're all enthralled because we can see it happening just that way.... Thanks for the laughs!

That was an awesome story! I needed a good laugh today. So thank you!

Always a joy!

I love "Jeanne" stories!! You always brighten my days!!

Thanks you for the chuckles and the southern wit:)

Your videos haver failed to make me laugh out loud..I'm still giggling..thank you!❤!

Wonderful Jeanne! Happy Birthday!

Fantastic story!

OMG! My sister and I used to fight ALL THE TIME over the center of the room!!! Finally, our dad had enough of it and came in with a measuring tape and measured the EXACT center.. then he took a permanent marker (one of the really thick, big ones) and marked ALL the way down the floor and ALL the way across the floor.... It's still there...

Jeanne. Thank you for your humor. I've been battling breast cancer since March of 2017, and your videos have blessed me with such "out-loud" laughter, even in the midst of the "poor-me's". Thank you for your uplifting humor. GOD BLESS YOU!

Jeanne, you are brilliant. Thank you so much for the laughs x

You are a rare gem, thank you.

"We do love each other...we need to work on our bonding." LMFannyO

I love Jeanne Robertson. So hilariously funny I truly think when I finally quit laughing I need to go to the ER and get the stitches put back into my side.

That one was one of your best stories, yet.

I did not expect that! Great story, Jeanne!

I love your stories! Thank you for making me laugh!

😂 sisters! Love them! You are one funny lady!

I can picture Jeanne running out of sister's house after the "this is my platter!"

Love this women's humor

Thanks again for the laughs.

Love this lady!

Thanks for posting! I needed a good dose of funny girl today!

I love this! I’ve watched every video on your channel, Jeanne, so it’s wonderful to be surprised by a new upload! Love you, I think you’re amazing and I just love your humour :)

Saw your show in Nashville last year and it was a Birthday gift from my daughter. Love you dearly. HUGS carol

What a great way to start the day

That was a good one

I love this ! You have the best stories.

You're the greatest! I love them all!

Love this! 😂😂😂😂😂!! Thanks for the great laughs! 😄💜💕

Katherine sounds like my sister. I love her and we need to bond too. Thanks for letting me know that's there are others out there like my sister and I. Love your sense of humor.

I have to post this on my sisters Facebook page on her Birthday ! LOL

What a great birthday story!

Great story!

My Birthday is next week and I loved this story!! What fun! Thank you Jeanne.

Looking forward to seeing your show in Bloomington, IL on Oct 11th. LMAO

🤣that was really good , I need it a good laugh Thank You xo💕

You know, I usually don't care for female comedians. But she is hysterical and her story telling is on point! 😂

The ONLY thing that could have made "the Andy Griffith Show" better would have been a character named Jeanne.

Oh Jeanne, I can't tell you how much your humor is appreciated; there aren't any words good enough! I'm sure the comments posted give you an idea how everyone loves your humor...just keep us laughing PLEASE!!!

I love her she can make you laugh it not say one curse word of be I would let my children listen to her

That $700 platter...ROTFL!!!!

Love it! ❤

I freaking love this woman!!!!

Thank you, I was needing some funnies.

Well I doubt your sister would know this at the time at your age but rats can most definitely swim up into a toilet I know that first-hand unfortunately. 🙄 The fact that it was actually her platter was priceless. 😂 I always love your stand up because it's clean and it's all about life experiences you've had that in one way or the other we can relate to cuz we've had them too. (Or closed variations of) 😀😀😀😀

Lol gone,gone,gone. SO honest. " wipes the platter across my backside". I've so done this b4 many times.

One evening my granddaughter went to the bathroom and she heard this horrorible screaming. We were running in as she was running out and all she could get out was rat and toilet in between screams. Her mother went running in and sure enough something was swimming around trying to get out. After a closer look she started laughing a yell for someone to get a towel. A little squirrel had fallen into an uncovered clean out pipe and had managed to make it's way into the toilet. After we cleaned it up and dried it we turned it loose in the yard. Turned out the guy who cut our grass had run over the pipe and had broken to cap and didn't tell us. I put a big rock over the open pipe until I could get to the hardware store. Took my granddaughter forever before she'd use the toilet without standing way back to raise the lid enough to peek in first. Of course being the big loving family we are, it took us twice as long to stop teasing her about it just to hear her stomp off after giving us dirty looks. 😂

That sounds SO much like our family!!! LOL

Such great humor .

Hahaha that was such a good story lol enjoyed this.

Thank you for the humor. You are amazingly funny. Life is humor or humourless. I prefer humor. Love to you and yours. Awesome blessings in sharing the stories of you and yours. Laughing with you is great. Thanks again. 😁❤✌🙏

I love this!

Great great great great story!!!!!!!!!😊😊👍👍

When I was six years old, my brother told me that when you flush the toilet a genie comes out. You can imagine how terrified I was to flush the toilet...I didn't think of a yardstick. Instead I would stand far from the toilet gearing myself up leap and flush it and then run out the door.

Well....you got her back for the chipmunk! Also....Replacements Unlimited is off the highway in McCleansville. I live in Burlington...love ya neighbor.

I think mother's idea is ingenious!

Jeanne, You sure know how to keep us rolling in the isles. Thank You

I love you so much Mrs. Jeanne!!!

I love her

Genius!!!!!

The family joke is my youngest sister is adopted. She remembers stuff from childhood that no one else remembers.

Thank you for the video

Hilarious Jeanne!!

I love your vids Jeanne! Im probably your youngest fan.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

I love this💕 I have a Sister similar to this😘 😂🤣😅✔️

I just love your stories sooooo much! I share them on my timeline on Facebook. You are delightful! My sister was 6 years older than I am and I used to go on some of her dates with her. She actually asked me to come along on a couple of them because she wasn't sure about the guy. I never did forget her birthday. :)

I've shared a bedroom my entire life. I shared one with my littlest sister until I was 18 and we're the closest siblings.

My sister and I shared a room, we hated each other, we too had our room divided in half in different ways at times. My sisters mind is also like a steel trap remember in every little detail from 50 years ago, one for every one of her years of 45 plus 3 extra since I am sure she swears she remembers tuff in my life before she was born. 7 years between us but still haven't found a way to like each other no matter what I try. Neither of us can go to Mum and get her to listen and help mend things because Mum is advanced stage dementia, can't talk, can't remember or do anything for herself now.

Love it 😂😂😂

I have to share. My father used to go hunting deer quite a way from home and he would go for 2 weeks and then come home with his catch. Well one year he came home and unloaded all this things and everything seemed normal. But about 3 months later, in the middle of one January night my mother had to go to the bathroom and it was dark but she knew the way lol as she usually went multiple times a night. This night however she sat down to do her business and something touched her bottom. She screamed and jumped up, slammed the lid closed and my Dad came running to find out what was going on and the lid that she is holding down now, is banging and banging and banging. My dad gets a broom and says ok lets see what is in there. The lift the lid and in the toilet is this big black squirrel who had hitched a ride from the hunting camp three months earlier. He was soaking wet partly because he was in the toilet getting a drink and got peed on lol. They got that poor squirrel and threw him outside at 3:00 am on a very cold -40 F January night and remember he was soaking wet. He survived and has multiplied lol there are so many big squirrels there now. We teased my Mom for years about that poor squirrel that scared the daylights out of her. Just thought you would get a kick out of this true story because of the story your sister told you.

Thank you! I love your videos! I would love to see you when you are in Nashville in November if we can find a babysitter!

This lady is so darn funny. I just love her.

LOL!! That was too funny! haha

My sister's and I totally did the room sharing thing

ahahah funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..always look underneath for the name tags

LoL that sounds just like my sister and I.

Yup, no matter how funny a story it makes!

Omg 😲 I thought we were the only sisters that did that.

You have come a long way from when u use to pay ur grandsons to "hit" your videos lol! I have two questions 1. How much did you have to pay them to settle up? Lol 2. And did your darling daughter in law get to "get in on that action"? Lol! Love your videos!❤

Oh god that's great

I think she is fabulous, I just found her Tonite and laughed myself simple. Lol

Love your jokes lol

❤️❤️❤️

Very funny!

I’ve just found you and I LOVE YOU‼️‼️😂 Brilliant Story Teller ~ So REAL😂 Thank You for making me laugh ❤️ I have now Subscribed so I can listen to All your ‘yarns’

She is SO FUNNY!! Love her❤️❣️