Jeanne Robertson | Don't Ask a Man to Clean the Carpets! 

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It’s called a soaker hose, and that’s hilarious!

This "water 💦 sprinkler hose" story has me in tears from LAUGHING! Your story sounds exactly like something my dad would do; and, oh dear me, I can hear my mother's response, too. Thank you for the great visual. 🤣

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Ditto, I'm just now seeing all of her clips and she's hilarious. Love her refined Southern accent she's so elegant.

Same here just found these posts she is so funny.

Me too!!!

Right!! She is golden! I have been binging her comedy now it’s wonderful!

I want to be like her when I finally grow up....(I'm now 58 and it hasn't happened yet though) 🥰

Yeah, sad

I miss her so much and I didn’t know her till I watched her here on you tube. It’s a great loss to all of us. She is so funny and makes us laugh about daily living. I was married to a left brain guy also with 3 college degrees in Chemical Engineering and Engineering Management, he was brilliant but he was hopeless in the grocery store, he would do the same thing and say why did I ask for so much and he worried about the cost per ounce and which package was cheapest.

ooh no! how sad

Oh No idiot not know Bless her heart! R.I.P

I hope you all bowed your head when you said "passed." ;)

Every Other Day!

I totally think that sort of thing all the time! LOL

Yes! That's one of the best moments in the whole video!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Yes she is missed.

I didn't know

Agree. Just belittles her husband. But that’s their marriage

Amen!

What a Gem! This is what makes RU-vid wonderful!

Clean language... refreshing!

Watch what turned out to be her last show. Get the tissue box ready-you will laugh through your tears. Such a great lady. ❤️

She would be such an awesome grandma! XD

AMEN!

Proof.....YOU have never heard a REALLY Pissed Off, Southern Christian woman......When no one else is around.... They use language that makes Satan clutch his pearls!

I'm only 16 years old and I find everything she says so funny but with other female comedians I dont really find funny but with her I cant breathe sometimes haha

That's why she's so awesome!!!!💜

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She needed to add the squeeze noise as it oscillating. LOL

This funny lady tried to teach me sencrenized swimming in college at Judson. Here we were, heads down in the the water with our hands fluttering to keep us stable. All of a sudden, she screamed at me to stop fluttering and DOWN I WENT TO THE BOTTOM AND HIT MY HEAD ON THE CEMENT! No one rescued me and I finally floated back to the top and crawled out! Through it all, I survived and have wonderful memories of this lady.

Frances Witham And that’s a real blessing! I enjoyed her!! 😊

And comedic timing!

Yes

I was feeling down and came to listen to her. She is the absolute best. I once traveled 13 hrs to see her.

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Years and years ago my husband was driving me to the hospital while I was in active labor. He finally said and I quote “you’re going to have to settle down I’m trying to drive”. 😳😳😳😳 we can finally laugh about it, but he was almost thrown from a moving vehicle.

Preach.. 37 here and wish I had this.. oh wait. Found it!!!

It comes only after 15+ years together working hard at humility , forgiveness, acceptance and humor. I’m at 21 years now and the last few years have been amazing- but those first 10 were very hard. Old marriages are the fruits of young marriages that don’t quit.

I love the rafting skit. Never get tired of it. She is a great comedian. And no bad words!!

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

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I do hope and pray that you are feeling well now. Depression is horrible. Jeanne is a treasure that's for sure.

Feel better! Don’t be afraid to talk to people ❤️ I go to therapy regularly 😛

same Bobbie. hope you’re doing better

+Bobbie Hofer It's been a year since you wrote this. I hope things are better for you now.

They were for display only, and guest towels had a note saying guest in a basket.

Honestly dont know if its okay to touch them at my aunt or grandmas house and theyre in different states than me.

And the little shaped soaps in the cute dish 😂

My mother as well!

Oh yes!

Exactly! Too many comics think they need to spew profanity or else they can’t be funny. Well I think profanity makes you sound both less intelligent AND less funny. 🤷🏽‍♀️

This is refreshing! This is marvelous!

And while she can't match up to Bob's legendary dead-pan comedy, she more than makes up for it with a strong dose of Southern twang and culture!!!

Check out Brian Regan

Rance - medicine Man I like that! Being a good storyteller is a cool gift, from God! She’s enjoyable! 😊

Hilarious brightened my miserable day Madee smile for the first time in 3 days

AND not one curse word comes from her lips.

Jerry Clower was able to do this as well.

Your English stinks. You should have use the word, "have" instead of, "has".

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@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

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Same here! She's so refreshing to listen too!

that makes you the coolest teen I know

She is deceased. Her husband died last year, and she died shortly afterward.

Tip me too lovely classy clean funny lady

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

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@@robertwilliams060 I've just found her she sure can tell a yarn nice lady rip

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

Debra Moss I saw Jeanne in Rome, GA a few years ago. Being a tall woman myself, and a speaker also, I can tell you this woman is a treasure! She’s pulled me through some rough times when I needed a good laugh. I can relate to her stories being a Southern Lady, and when you’re raised in the SOUTH, things are just different from other parts of the country. We don’t take things as serious, sometimes. I’m glad ‘left brain’ gives her material for her comedy.

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Yes, he looked a sweet old man, and he loves her. Not sure how many men could look lovingly at the woman telling the world his silly mistakes. 🤩

Don Vanderhoef That's where my family got it! Loved my childhood vacations there. ☺️

Brenda Me that line cracks me up. My favorite!!!!

Fantastic woman.

Absolut, Max Mustermann. Wunderschön formulierter Kommentar! Und ich hoffe, es geht jetzt besser...

Well said. Sometimes you have to reset your mind. This lady is suitable for all ages and dispositions. She may be gone but she will never be forgotten. ❤❤

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Amen to that!

Haha 😂 I feel same way

Ric Segers Just discovered her, as I too am on my journey of delivering humor. She’s quite funny! 😊

She's very funny, love her to bits

I needed a good laugh today and this did the trick!

Needleworknut we did the

cindyasters Per her Excellence! Yes! 😊

cindyasters YES YES YES SHE NEEDS ONE

... The writers would ruin it, and the need to create comedy on demand would take away the sincerity.

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Oh no, they would want to control her.

Hello Debbie

Jeanne also passed away on August 21. :(

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Haha. What happens on the river, stays on the river.

My favorite is Left Brain going to the grocery store for ingredients for the 7-up cake! That was hilarious!

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Jo Schmo I’m young

Genteel Southern women don't get angry--they get irritated. Just like they don't sweat or perspire...they glisten. :-)

don't you love the 7up story when she sends Left Brain to the store? 😄🤣

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Hello Angela