Jeff Bezos is a Cartoon Villain 

more like jeff peezos

*evil bald* is such a recognizable trait

imagine jeff’s mom’s reaction when she tickled him as a kid

Jeff is probably the kind of guy to go “Curses! Foiled again!” Whenever a minor inconvenience happens

That custom yacht was being constructed in Rotterdam. It was too large to fit underneath this historical landmark bridge, so they were planning (and got permission from the city) to demolish this bridge just so he could get his yacht out. After massive backlash from politicians and citizens, the city canceled these plans luckily. This man is the literal definition of a cartoon villain.

It's not just the laugh, it's the way he keeps his eyes wide open while laughing as if hes sizing up his next meal

One of my bald friends laughs similarly and it's genuine. He has a beard, however. That's where all of his goodness is kept.

Eddy's like the crazy guy in movies who preaches against the one person who rises to power and gets ignored, but is eventually proven right and tracked down by the protagonist... Only to find that he's now a reclusive hermit living in solitude. After refusing the protagonists offer to join him, he has a moment clarity and joins the fight right at the end.

There is nothing like getting off a call telling your therapist about how being poor gave you an eating disorder and watching a video of man talking about how “ready made yachts” just “didn’t have the appeal” he wanted.

Unfortunately Eddy died after making this video, he accidentally went swimming in his AmazonBasics© concrete shoes™ and drowned. All future videos on his channel will be created by Robot Eddy, and sponsored by Audible™

You failed to mention that 2 of his streaming service’s most successful shows have an evil Superman in it, which seems like anti Superman propaganda to me

The picture of him eating an iguana is a direct threat to Mark Zuckerberg

He went from looking like "I sell books" to looking like "I sell the souls of the innocent for profit."

Jeffs laugh combined with his eyes is just chilling

Being bald doesn't make you evil, "evil bald" seems to be when they had hair before and the baldness was part of their evil transformation

If Bezos gave every Amazon employee an $105,000 bonus he’d have the same amount of money as he did at the beginning of the pandemic

8:50 this is literally his villain flashback scene where it’s revealed that the he actually used to be a weird little nerd in the past💀💀💀

Eddy doesn't make videos often, but when he does, he makes powerful enemies.

“They even made that anime off of me… Cowboy Burback” I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did.

Jeff Bezos is a cartoon villain and Elon Musk is the second in command to a cartoon villain who seems like a doofus but is actually way, way worse than the cartoon villain

I'm sick of people who put billionaires like Bezos and Musk on a pedestal just because they're good businessmen and "tHeY sTaRtEd ThEiR oWn BuSiNeSs FrOm NoThInGgggG." Having money doesn't mean you're a good person.

"Bezos eating iguana" has strong "Saturn Devours his Son" vibes.

His gf's pilot license and helipad is just good writing to set up her climactic Bond escape from the sky scraper yacht on international waters.

Missed opportunity for "I just took a DNA test, turns out, I'm 100% that rich"

All these billionaires didn't "start from the bottom" they all had wealthy/powerful family. They all started with millions, not an empty bank account.

jeff laughs like a man who has never laughed in his life but has heard ppl laugh and hated it everytime they did it

“He’s recently divorced I don’t know what he’ll do” fucking killed me

I had a band teacher in middle school who looked uncannily similar to Jeff Bezos and loved Star Wars. He also kinda gave off cartoon villain vibes, but more the villain who is actually more chaotic neutral than true evil. He was: 1: Bald 2: Had a somewhat villain-esque laugh 3: Interested in space (Star Wars) 4: Had almost scary levels of talent with the trombone 5: Was very chaotic 6: Had a “weapon” (a plastic glow in the dark lightsaber that was specifically the red one) 7: The most damning piece of evidence; he once showed our class the entire old Star Wars Christmas Special, so he obviously has a desire to see others suffer

I've worked in the Amazon warehouse about two years and the way we are treated is beyond despicable. They have made my warehouse work on our weekends for 4 months, forced us to work extra days, increased our daily mandatory overtime, covered up injuries and someone just died recently. We all have horrible joint and tension injuries that they refuse to address so we are forced to work with them. During Christmas months, yes months we have to work 6 12 hour shifts a week which if you saw the work you would know how terrible that is.

Shrek is the movie you couldn't remember, the one with Pinocchio.

What if.. we just sent Jeffery to space... and left him there 😳😳😳 That would be crazy....

I live 5 minutes away from the largest Amazon factory in the US and I can hear the cartoon villain sound effects from my house. These include sounds such as “villainous 1930’s work whistle”, “ominous thunder”, and “cartoony laughter followed by statements of something being alive”

Most normal people have multiple stages of laughter, where they might start with a light chuckle and then progress to a heartier laugh. Jeff goes from zero to belly laugh almost instantly, regardless of the situation.

Ive always wondered how criminals in fiction keep getting henchmen when theyre so openly evil. Then I go online and see losers throwing shitfits when jeffyboi or elongated musket gets criticized and it makes a lot more sense.

"He's recently divorced and I don't know what he'll do" is such a good line

5:16 “he is recently divorced Idk what he”ll do” had me chocking and rolling down on the ground 💀

He's also got Bluetooth speakers in most people's houses that are listening to every conversation, TV show and random bit of background noise to decide if you're on his "naughty or nice" list.

Eddy how did you miss they Bezos lives in a museum that he converted into his gated mansion! That’s like peak super villain!

Saitama sacrificed his hair for power to be a hero Bezos sacrificed his hair for money to be a villain

I literally bought a she-wee so I could use the bathroom without compromising my route. They literally give you NO time to pee. The route says you have time for lunch and bathrooms but people like me can not finish delivering 260 packages up the tallest freaking driveways ever created and pee regularly and take a 30 minute lunch.

He's totally Lex Luthor. No wonder why Prime Video has many content where a Superman reference is evil

something also to consider is that Jeff's aware of cartoon villainy. He's also rich enough that if he wanted hair, he'd have it. So the real question is, how much of this cartoonish villainy is on purpose

The obvious has never been so obvious

I kept waiting for jeff to bust out “the power of the sun in the palm of my hands” when he had those gloves on

Billionaires should not exist, by definition.

He had a meeting where they discussed how to use the media to make an ex employee look bad because the employee was rallying people to unionize. He’s a monster

You may have released this video too early, he's very recently invested in an "age reversal" company so we gotta add wanting to live forever to his list of cartoon villain traits

If I was a billionaire I’d straight up act like a cartoon villain all the time for fun. I’d wear a sick cape, refer to my mansion as my “Lair”, I’d call my employees henchmen.. etc. But then I’d just do really nice things for everyone and help save the world. Because all of the other billionaires like to appear as good guys but act like villains, so I’d appear as a villain and act like a good person. I’d be like “Tomorrow I will take over a children’s hospital and release a swarm of robots! Mwuahahaha! Aaahahahahaha! (Throw in a little Bezos to really sell the evil laugh) and then I’d just buy a struggling children’s hospital and give them a bunch of janitorial robots, robot doctors, surgical robots.. etc. That way the headline was true and I can have a framed photo of myself in a sick ass cape standing on top of my Prius with my henchmen around me as a swarm of window cleaning drones cover the building behind me with the headline “Mysterious Billionaire Dante Antonio takes over Children’s Hospital and releases Swarms of robots. He demanded money as the drones circled the children’s cancer ward.” Cut to footage of me maniacally laughing as stunt drones do tricks to entertain the sick kids while we livestream for charity and collect donations… “YES! Give me your money! Mwuahahaha! Give me your money or this kid gets it! 5.. 4… 3.2.1 Too late! (Hands kid a free drone) Ahahhaa! He’s got it now! And no one can stop me! Mwuahahaha!” as I awkwardly run away and try to keep my cape from getting stuck in the elevator doors.. “Damn this building! I’m going to blow it to smithereens! It destroyed my favorite cape!” Next weeks headline: “Mysterious Billionaire blows up children’s hospital!” Cut to: A livestream of me breaking ground on a brand new hospital to replace the old one “Thanks to the money I took from my brainless viewers I shall build a state of the art lair where I experiment on children and cut people open and sell drugs! Mwuahahaha!” And I’d just keep doing that over and over again until I ran out of money. Because I have cancer and I’m going to die anyway and I don’t need billions of dollars and I’m very easy to please.. my dream vehicle is a $5k motorcycle.. big houses make me anxious and the only jewelry I own is my Apple Watch to track my health. I’d make a pretty great billionaire. Unfortunately I’m not selfish enough to earn that much money to begin with.. oh well.

omg why didn't he say "i just took a dna test turns out i'm a 100% that rich"

To add to your argument of him being literally lex Luther, I think it’s important to note that Amazon video has not one, but TWO shows about how bad having superheroes would be…

I feel like Jeff’s body is the size of a baby and he just has a robot suit that makes him look big

A few years from now we're all gonna be in an industrial sci-fi dystopia; armed to the teeth with random guns and combat knives; wearing bulletproof vests and red bandanas and fighting off hoards of amazon attack bots. The only thing we will be able to hear is Truth Hurts blasting from speakers on every corner of every street and the sound of Jeff's laugh echoing from the top of Amazon Tower.

he laughs like a man that hasn't heard the word "no" in over a decade

I'm just sitting here wondering if Bezos eating an iguana is considered canabalism

If you really want to feel the wrath of weird billionaire fanboys, make a video on Elon Musk.

Jeff Bezos is Dr. Eggman. Think about it. Fascination in robots, Eating animals to assert dominance, bald, several flying machines. Him going into space will be his downfall. He's gonna find a planet that has Sonic the hedgehog, he's gonna screw with them and take their power, and then we're gonna be able to see 4K Ultra HD VR Sonic movie.

I guess it finally answers where all those bond villains would get all those willing henchman. It's actually depressingly plausible. "Hey bro, Blofeld is actually a visionary, he's a self made billionaire. He's got plans for the future and I want in on the ground floor. Sure, I'm wearing a boiler suit and carrying a submachine today, but I can see opportunities in this organisation."

I thought Jeff was gonna say “I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that rich”

He's a billionaire. It's impossible to be a billionaire and be a good person; there's just too many backs to stab along the way.

My fantasy: I’m waiting at Starbucks for my latte and Jeff casually walks up to the counter, Mistakenly grabbing my drink, I say, “excuse me, I think that’s my latte. My name is on it” he looks at the cup and then sees that it isn’t his and apologizes. He then hands me my drink and picks up his. I se the name “JEFF” and instantly recognize him. I then blurt out, “YOUR JEFF BEZOS!!!DO THE LAUGH!” He squints at me in confusion, and begins nervously laughing. Then we proceed to laugh maniacally at each other for the next 5 minutes.

The weirdest thing about Bezos to me is how deep his voice is. I didn't expect him to have a squeeky high voice or anything, it's just way deeper than I would've guessed

DUDE YEAH THE LAUGH IS NOT OKAY

i once attended a "worst person you know" themed costume party, and three people showed up as jeff bezos*, including me AND the host *yes, everyone was dressed as space cowboy jeff

Bruh it's like he's imitating what he thinks laughter sounds like lmao

Its genuinely weird how defensive eddy was in this video at points as if EVERYONE would not automatically be on board w ripping on jeff bezos lol

I love how eddy is trying to convince me Jeff’s a villain the whole video, while I saw the title and immediately thought “that checks”

7:44 PROJECT Y721??? THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A EVIL PLAN

Biggest difference between Luthor and Bezos. I actually think Luthor would treat the vast majority of his workforce very well.

Jeff Bezos could spend 99% of his money and still be a billionaire

I can’t believe you’d use such a childish point as some guy’s laughte- oh okay I see yeah you’re right

You missed two things: Bezos was a higher net worth than Smaug the dragon (who hoarded a literal mountain full of gold) and that he has an army of mindless keyboard warriors who will die on any hill in support of him. Pretty villainous to me.

Those pics of him in the 90s compared to now are such a stark contrast. Like...immense wealth really does corrupt people.

That isn't just an evil laugh, that is specifically the laugh a villain does when they think the hero is dead and their plot for world domination has succeeded.

#1 Jeff Bozo is purposefully choosing not to be the real life Santa clause. He has the money to buy people gifts, and he has an army of drones who could deliver everyone gifts in one night.

For years, I never understood people’s attraction to Harvey in Stardew Valley; and after watching a few of your videos, I’m starting to get it.

The only reason Bezos doesn't wanna be known as Jeffrey is because it has free in the name.

I cant wait for Jeff to show up in the new Spider-Man movie!

5:25 Missed opportunity to put yourself on that list.

im convinced he’s eaten human meat

Imagine the stress of being Jeff bezos’ helicopter instructor.

I mean he is basically Lex Luthor. Money, baldness, and evilness alone.

Jeff bezos: Say my name. Amazon employee: Lex Luthor. Jeff bezos: Your goddamn right.

Eddy is starting to look more and more like the main character of an 80’s cop show

everyone: your employees are suffering, pissing in bottles to avoid stoping work. classified so that they have less worker rights and can't form a unio- Jeff: where's the part where it my problem? I'm going to space

4:00 mf looks like Lex Luthor while building his powersuit to murder Superman.

so happy you started with the laugh because it really does tie every point together

Eddy is like a fired metropolis news reporter who knows lex Luther was evil but no one believed him until it was too late

The iguana pic is the most unnerving picture I've ever seen; I have so many questions. Was the iguana de-scaled??? What is that soup??? WHY IS THERE FLOWERS?????

After Bezos sees this he's gonna bust out laughing before sending an amazon drone strike to Eddie's house

8:56 they say you become the evil character when you take off the glasses

Eddy: "They made that cowboy movie about me" Burback Mountain?

The existence of billionaires is villainous on its own

Wasn't gonna click on this video but the "yikes" in the background got me and after the "what do all these people have in common? That's right they're all HOT" you've got yourself a new sub 👍

I didn't piss in bottles when I was an Amazon employee. I pissed in cups because I'm a girl and it's hard to aim like that. True story.

He didn’t even have tables until an employee suggested it to him so they wouldn’t break their backs picking stuff off the floor.

That’s the laugh of a man who stood in front of the mirror for YEARS practicing. It also worries me when it looks like he is trying very hard to make sure his crazy eye doesn’t escape.

6:55 whats the story about that building?

The way his face shifts when he starts laughing, it's like he's an animatronic that looks just human enough to fool most people

Eddy you forgot to mention that there's not one, but TWO Amazon Prime shows where a Superman style character is the villain HE *IS* LEX LUTHOR

Omg I've never heard his laugh before and yeah he's definitely a cartoon villain. He was just a normal villain before I knew this.