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John Mulaney wants people to like him so much that he lied to the Best Buy worker about his desire for a rewards card.
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@bwalker77
@bwalker77 4 года назад
I love how his wife is now a character in his shows. He manages to poke fun at her while making her look awesome at the same time. EDIT: Since I'm apparently destined to receive reply notifications until I'm old and grey, I may as well post an updated take. Yes, it is sad that their marriage ended. No, I don't think that my comment "aged poorly". He is still being funny while being nice. And while I don't know how they both presently feel about each other, this video is recorded evidence that they once loved each other and were happy. In the long term, this will help their hearts heal a lot better than if the jokes were mean and resentful. Whatever mistakes were made during that marriage, this was not among them.
@aceofspades4930
@aceofspades4930 4 года назад
see that is how you do humor right
@dcardigan13
@dcardigan13 4 года назад
Is she the same woman who was his girlfriend that he included in his jokes before too? The Delta Airlines bit?
@bwalker77
@bwalker77 4 года назад
@@dcardigan13 I'm pretty sure she is. They've been together for something like 9 years.
@dcardigan13
@dcardigan13 4 года назад
@@bwalker77 that's wonderful
@plaguedoctor2882
@plaguedoctor2882 4 года назад
@@bwalker77 Bro thats so cute
@whizzersterriblehorribleno773
@whizzersterriblehorribleno773 4 года назад
John delivers that one line like “I am allowed to make fun of my wife :) I asked her :) she said yes :)”
@kimphan676
@kimphan676 3 года назад
"I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's e x h a u s t i n g" if that ain't a whole ass mood then I don't know what is.
@elizabethg.6580
@elizabethg.6580 3 года назад
My favorite part is that immediately after that he mentions the two things his wife told him he's not allowed to say, and then he repeats those two things off-handedly and jokingly, almost repeatedly, for the next minute
@ellalivingston3947
@ellalivingston3947 3 года назад
@@elizabethg.6580 I know! That ALWAYS cracked me up lol
@Claire-gd3de
@Claire-gd3de 3 года назад
Love ur name and profile pic
@yourstruly6517
@yourstruly6517 3 года назад
LOL
@lawrencekeenan9234
@lawrencekeenan9234 4 года назад
“ I don’t care for these new Nazis “ John Mulaney 2019
@docdarlin5491
@docdarlin5491 4 года назад
and you can quote him on that
@magin9228
@magin9228 4 года назад
@@docdarlin5491 he did :)
@ohtheblah
@ohtheblah 4 года назад
@Ara C In 2019 it hasn't aged well
@Tcrror
@Tcrror 4 года назад
@Dan Smith He can't even pretend to be a good person. He fails at the simplest of tests.
@emilywalker6893
@emilywalker6893 4 года назад
Dan Smith it’s comedy. he is a good guy and if you really don’t think so look at what he’s done for charity. this is supposed to be funny. you also have horrible grammar so instead of commenting something rude and disrespectful, go to school and learn how to 1. talk correctly 2. be polite and then you can comment.
@chrshm
@chrshm 4 года назад
I love that it goes from 'my girlfriend' to 'my fianceé' to 'my wife'🥺
@chrshm
@chrshm 4 года назад
AND still with the same amount, if not more, admiration and fondness
@rachelladue1572
@rachelladue1572 4 года назад
I agree, it's so cute watching his old stuff and him describing Anna and knowing that'll be his wife in the future :)
@katelynluu9067
@katelynluu9067 4 года назад
and ‘my roommate’ haha
@IrvingIV
@IrvingIV 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-R5DwSaM0ycI.html
@andrewgehrett4009
@andrewgehrett4009 4 года назад
That’s how things work yes
@deadfr0g
@deadfr0g 4 года назад
John Mulaney looks and moves like he’s his own ventriloquist’s dummy. I friggin’ love this guy.
@fendercrawford7782
@fendercrawford7782 3 года назад
He also talks in caps and fonts
@happybirthday146
@happybirthday146 3 года назад
@@fendercrawford7782 He's a character in a musical between songs.
@sendtothisone
@sendtothisone Год назад
Best comment followed by two more best comments 😭
@TomFromManagment
@TomFromManagment Год назад
Turns out it was just coke this whole time!
@parisevans794
@parisevans794 4 года назад
"I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's e x h a u s t i n g" if that ain't a whole ass mood then I don't know what is.
@awesomegaymer5786
@awesomegaymer5786 4 года назад
jhon mulaney is just a figment of our collective imaginations.
@nemaru
@nemaru 4 года назад
I felt that so hard
@Ashen-One1
@Ashen-One1 4 года назад
Not for an introvert. ;__;)
@karysmuh
@karysmuh 4 года назад
@@Ashen-One1 try being an introvert that requires approval. Each social interaction is a constant battle for which need is going to be met, or can I somehow meet both the need for approval and a speedy exit.
@nemaru
@nemaru 4 года назад
karysmuh same, I simultaneously need everyone to like me and for everyone to go away
@biancam.5864
@biancam.5864 4 года назад
you know it's bad when the jewish woman says "Jesus Christ."
@thebitch4409
@thebitch4409 4 года назад
yanno how mad u gotta b to swear to SOMEONE ELSES god
@paradoxacres1063
@paradoxacres1063 4 года назад
@@nigelmarvin1387 wtf 😂
@milimetron1999
@milimetron1999 4 года назад
@@adammiller8133 Jews actually just see Jesus as some dude who claimed to be a prophet/messiah/son of god but actually was just some dude/false prophet/non existent
@najlasmith8933
@najlasmith8933 4 года назад
trailerhomeboyfriend 😂😭
@DanteD84
@DanteD84 4 года назад
Adam Miller that's why I'm confused when people who dont believe in God say "oh my God " and "Jesus Christ "
@Mysteri0usChannel
@Mysteri0usChannel 4 года назад
John Mulaney killed the "I hate my wife" industry
@schwegburt3002
@schwegburt3002 4 года назад
So much better than other comedians who's punch line boils down to "womyn amiright?!" Mulaney's points out his wife's dumb stuff and makes fun of her but he also describes how she basically covers for his own flaws.
@roscojenkins7451
@roscojenkins7451 4 года назад
Well there goes country music
@jordan5012
@jordan5012 4 года назад
“My wife is a bitch and I love her, she is my hero!” An icon, we stan
@whatever96
@whatever96 4 года назад
Him and Seth Meyers..
@4oclockHereHuhHUH
@4oclockHereHuhHUH 4 года назад
My wife, what a battle axe...
@Mitreme
@Mitreme 4 года назад
I always hated the “I hate my wife” comedy trope. John Mulaney is just a prime example of how you can be hilarious while showing love for your significant other
@kloggmonkey
@kloggmonkey 4 года назад
boomer humour = wife bad, phone bad. and that's pretty much it.
@ZaxorVonSkyler
@ZaxorVonSkyler 4 года назад
@@kloggmonkey don't forget kids bad!
@libby0512
@libby0512 4 года назад
MY WIFE IS A BITCH AND I LIKE HER SO MUCH
@aguywithalotofopinions412
@aguywithalotofopinions412 4 года назад
John Mulaney is the epitome of healthy humor
@guthax30
@guthax30 4 года назад
MiniMimi There are probably as many female acts that complain about men in a similar fashion...in fact i know of some and the only difference seems to be that female comics tend to bitch about ex's and male's tend to bitch more about current partners (at least from what i've seen). Either way i think it's one of those comedy gold mines that will never be exhausted...there's always good wife/husband jokes because every relationship is different and his it's own unique quirks.
@bbinkovitz
@bbinkovitz 4 года назад
I'd vote for John Mulaney for mayor of nothing. Hell, I'd even vote for him as mayor of something.
@reemahmed2104
@reemahmed2104 3 года назад
I'd get as far as to vote him mayor of everything.. in a heartbeat 🤷‍♀️
@happybirthday146
@happybirthday146 3 года назад
@@reemahmed2104 I'd totally vote for him as Mayor Of 40% Of Things, with Kroll as Deputy.
@binx414
@binx414 3 года назад
@@reemahmed2104 this seems like a Mulaney joke
@reemahmed2104
@reemahmed2104 3 года назад
@@binx414 whether you meant it this way or not, I'll take this as the best compliment I've ever received in my life. thank you man!
@binx414
@binx414 3 года назад
@@reemahmed2104 haha I’m glad it made your day!
@ashleyczipar2653
@ashleyczipar2653 4 года назад
“Little miss Jesus Christ”
@pokeified4301
@pokeified4301 4 года назад
Magna Carta EXCUSEMME Everything John mulaney says is funny
@that_one_doggo8391
@that_one_doggo8391 4 года назад
I like that she’s also Jewish
@lostintime8651
@lostintime8651 4 года назад
@@that_one_doggo8391 same thought
@darthmaul7626
@darthmaul7626 4 года назад
Jesus and Anna are both Jewish.
@MJWilde
@MJWilde 4 года назад
Damn good!
@hunterdietz7886
@hunterdietz7886 4 года назад
It's always fun when Netflix cuts you in at the punchline. "...AND NOW THERE'S NAZIS AGAIN"
@yamihatarou7850
@yamihatarou7850 4 года назад
I just wish I knew the rest of the joke
@lyndsey8088
@lyndsey8088 4 года назад
Yami Hatarou I believe it was the horse in the hospital bit
@clara-uc7px
@clara-uc7px 4 года назад
@@yamihatarou7850 that was the start,not the punchline,they put that bit in cause it was a segue into the joke that's in the title
@Sweetpea_T
@Sweetpea_T 4 года назад
Right?? I was thinking that’s a strong fucking intro
@iamhereblossom1588
@iamhereblossom1588 4 года назад
Love That intro
@jaredpierce8477
@jaredpierce8477 4 года назад
I didn't realize that he was six feet tall. It just looks like a child, so I assume he is short.
@thechickennugget30
@thechickennugget30 4 года назад
Jared Pierce he is, in fact, a tall child.
@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932
@kimnamjoonmeansbusiness9932 4 года назад
@Ara Clmaoo i was gonna comment that
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 4 года назад
@@Stardustuk A proud Asian woman with high feminine hips
@its_tomothy
@its_tomothy 4 года назад
@@Stardustuk Did you just call Jared Pierce a proud Asian woman? I love it lmao
@tianna6933
@tianna6933 4 года назад
@Ara C exactly what i was gonna say 😂😂
@LazyCatIsFat
@LazyCatIsFat 4 года назад
I just realized how many male comedians always say they hate their wife. Like, that's not healthy bro. Love your wife.
@hosshydraa1181
@hosshydraa1181 4 года назад
Their joking.
@PhongExpat
@PhongExpat 4 года назад
@@hosshydraa1181 they're****
@halleys.comett
@halleys.comett 4 года назад
Hoss Hydraa that’s not funny though
@hosshydraa1181
@hosshydraa1181 4 года назад
@@halleys.comett alright, calm down there white knight. No one cares if you don't have a sense of humor.
@halleys.comett
@halleys.comett 4 года назад
Hoss Hydraa I’m a woman but cool beans I guess. I don’t needed saved. You’re just a dick
@scratchedcds
@scratchedcds 4 года назад
* points at the sky * “YA NEVER GONNA GET THAT BEST BUY REWARDS CARD”
@EpicHighTimeShow
@EpicHighTimeShow 4 года назад
Impersonating his 5 foot wife looking up at 6 foot John
@bennyton2560
@bennyton2560 3 года назад
*drinks fiercely*
@elizas7692
@elizas7692 3 года назад
He got the Best Buy rewards card 😞
@wilmafistfit4788
@wilmafistfit4788 4 года назад
My wife is Jewish! I know all that! How do you know all that?!
@jaymooni4644
@jaymooni4644 4 года назад
Wilma FistFit I’m allowed to make fun of my wife, I asked her, and she said *yes*.
@sheep7815
@sheep7815 4 года назад
Wow it’s almost like we watched the same video
@jamestaylor5417
@jamestaylor5417 4 года назад
GH isn’t there a child’s balloon you need to go pop?
@chickenchicken178
@chickenchicken178 4 года назад
Nice profile pic like your hair
@sheep7815
@sheep7815 4 года назад
Aran Taylor he just commented a line from the video I don’t get why me calling that out is mean. If it was adding on to a joke or making a new joke maybe it would be funny but we all literally JUST heard that joke a few seconds ago what’s the point of commenting it
@MrEricSir
@MrEricSir 4 года назад
John Mulaney, Mayor of Nothing
@definitelynotchristianslater
@definitelynotchristianslater 4 года назад
He's got my vote
@stonemedia8901
@stonemedia8901 4 года назад
That should be the title of his next special!
@byronp2311
@byronp2311 4 года назад
@@stonemedia8901 Sure. He's already Kid Charlemagne, uh, I mean Kid Gorgeous.
@treedillinger5801
@treedillinger5801 4 года назад
Better than Bootyjudge
@byronp2311
@byronp2311 4 года назад
@@treedillinger5801 BOO ;-)
@ericamay393
@ericamay393 3 года назад
this hurts knowing they are divorced. but john, go get that best buy’s rewards card
@jgperes
@jgperes 3 года назад
Man.
@MajinLordVegeta
@MajinLordVegeta 3 года назад
Lol why does it hurt? If he divorced that means the marriage was going bad, and now it’s over, and now he’s happy again in a new relationship. Divorce is always good news.
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 3 года назад
@@MajinLordVegeta people are still allowed to be sad that a good thing ended, even if it ended for good reasons. For example: someone with chronic pain dies, yes it's good in a way because they're not in pain anymore but it's still sad that a good person isn't there anymore
@chaitanyajain3127
@chaitanyajain3127 3 года назад
What is his best buy rewards card
@happybirthday146
@happybirthday146 3 года назад
@@MajinLordVegeta :) Correct, Louie.
@dilayyilmaz92
@dilayyilmaz92 4 года назад
John Mulaney and his I Love My Wife So Much attitude make him the ultimate anti-boomer
@kitsuneakage22
@kitsuneakage22 4 года назад
The "I hate my wife" trope:* exists * John: now this is what I call a pro gamer move
@the_great_mammon
@the_great_mammon 4 года назад
He's a boomer with a millenial attitude. Proof? "I need everybody, all day long, to like me SO MUCH. It's e x h a u s t i n g."
@youknowwhat1352
@youknowwhat1352 4 года назад
he's not old enough to be a boomer, that term is so overused... john mulaney is either a millennial or he's part of generation y idk but he's not old
@Tkieron
@Tkieron 3 года назад
@@the_great_mammon Kids today will call anybody over 20 a 'boomer'. FFS
@the_great_mammon
@the_great_mammon 3 года назад
@@Tkieron Honey. Baby. 'Boomer' is short for Baby Boomer, which is literally a term for the generation they were born in. Just like Millenial. So now you sound stupid, sorry not sorry love ♡ Maybe do your basic research (or have basic knowledge of history) before you go trying to sound like an 87 year old Karen with a chip on your shoulder.
@astrangermagi
@astrangermagi 4 года назад
"My wife is my hero" He's putting the bar so high for other men wow
@FirsToStrike
@FirsToStrike 3 года назад
or maybe for all you wives to start being heroes.
@astrangermagi
@astrangermagi 3 года назад
@@FirsToStrike Literally the second a woman gives birth she already is a hero, love
@bri5033
@bri5033 3 года назад
@@astrangermagi Nah
@CeaselessWatch3r
@CeaselessWatch3r 3 года назад
@@FirsToStrike sir the bar for men is simply 'respect me and my boundaries' it should get raised some
@RK-cj4oc
@RK-cj4oc 3 года назад
@@astrangermagi No they are not.
@Thedownwardmineon
@Thedownwardmineon 4 года назад
"walked all the way over to the laser printers and just stood there Blair Witch style" HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
@Hi-dh1kq
@Hi-dh1kq 4 года назад
I love how nobody is talking about the fact he smoked crack before his college graduation
@karysmuh
@karysmuh 4 года назад
He makes no secret that he's a recovering addict. At one special he even talked about it in a little more detail than he normally does. I wish I could remember which one it was.
@Hi-dh1kq
@Hi-dh1kq 4 года назад
@@karysmuh I never knew that!!! Im glad I do now.
@Hi-dh1kq
@Hi-dh1kq 4 года назад
@Caption Police I'm not saying it does. I'm just pointing it out because it was sort of a thing you don't hear a lot
@toastedjoe1013
@toastedjoe1013 4 года назад
He said he smoked cocaine. Crack has baking soda.
@ashtheintroverted7204
@ashtheintroverted7204 4 года назад
Hey yeah he's open about that stuff. He talks about how he quit alcohol because he blacked out so much, and how he would lose money and gain money. Even said "fuck da police" once in high school. Great stuff.
@reihino8725
@reihino8725 4 года назад
he was so happy talking about how anna allowed him to make fun of her CUTIES
@Townesvanwaits
@Townesvanwaits Год назад
Lol not happy enough apparently
@reihino8725
@reihino8725 Год назад
@@Townesvanwaits ur gonna comment that on every comment talking about their relationship? this was from 3 years ago, grow tf up
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 Год назад
@@reihino8725 they're the town crier
@alliesgalaxy8644
@alliesgalaxy8644 3 года назад
3:46 “One day I’m gonna leave you and get that best buy rewards card” 2021 when John divorces Anna: “So umm.. you get that Best Buy Card?”
@a14yearold
@a14yearold Год назад
Lol
@Akabufford
@Akabufford 4 года назад
"14 Years ago I smoked cocaine." Then went on to write for SNL explains alot.
@Townesvanwaits
@Townesvanwaits Год назад
I swear SNL must have their own connect straight from Colombia
@riya-yf4ql
@riya-yf4ql 4 года назад
Netflix on its way to slowly and steadily put the whole special here.
@miya9751
@miya9751 4 года назад
It’s weird knowing I have watched Every thing related to John Mulaney constantly, that I can now quote this word for word
@peggyemerson4708
@peggyemerson4708 4 года назад
Or you quote everything so often it becomes a family shorthand! Lol
@chocolatte2720
@chocolatte2720 4 года назад
Same
@micahguillemette3344
@micahguillemette3344 4 года назад
That stage is beautiful. Just saying.
@ursuchariot
@ursuchariot 4 года назад
Micah Guillemette it’s so much nicer than what he’s about to do. it’s really... it’s really tragic.
@micahguillemette3344
@micahguillemette3344 4 года назад
@@ursuchariot What?
@edwardegan7858
@edwardegan7858 4 года назад
@@micahguillemette3344 It's a reference to the opening of the special, when John says that the stage is much cleaner than what he's about to do.
@hannathompson7998
@hannathompson7998 4 года назад
its stunning isn't it
@bessieburnet9816
@bessieburnet9816 4 года назад
Why, it definitely is, my fellow bi! We bis seem to have a taste for beauty.
@danieljung3807
@danieljung3807 3 года назад
“One day I’m gonna leave you.” Well that aged well.
@icypopsicle9082
@icypopsicle9082 4 года назад
“I don’t care for these new Nazis.” -John Mulaney
@nobuddy5442
@nobuddy5442 4 года назад
"And you can quote me on that." -John Mulaney
@Petendo
@Petendo 3 года назад
Looks like he can finally get that rewards card
@tones8675
@tones8675 3 года назад
LMAO
@christiansample6009
@christiansample6009 3 года назад
I came here to say this
@DRAGONMONKEY0310
@DRAGONMONKEY0310 4 года назад
When the flash becomes a comedian
@shawngillespie3532
@shawngillespie3532 4 года назад
Every time I see John Mulaney I think he is going to go into the speed force or start singing.
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 4 года назад
@@shawngillespie3532 Why does it have to be one or the other? Why can't it be both?
@rimurutempest4945
@rimurutempest4945 4 года назад
jose guerrero He should play as Flash’s alternate universe counterpart where he became a Comedian instead of a Forensics Investigat
@NaeDeen
@NaeDeen 4 года назад
jose guerrero 🤣🤣🤣
@NaeDeen
@NaeDeen 4 года назад
Yafet Shibeshi 😳
@RiamiAurum
@RiamiAurum 4 года назад
It felt so weird watching this and realizing that I have watched nearly everything on RU-vid that includes John Mulaney that I now get recommended the videos with
@skippermatt7939
@skippermatt7939 4 года назад
Yes! I'm getting recommended his old talk show appearances from years ago!
@jewshower478
@jewshower478 4 года назад
Raul Ramirez every day there’s 48 hours of content posted to RU-vid meaning it’s literally impossible to watch everything unless you have 4 people on the same account then you’d have to switch out to sleep and eat
@byronp2311
@byronp2311 4 года назад
Aint it grand!
@nicolem3215
@nicolem3215 4 года назад
Me too
@RiamiAurum
@RiamiAurum 4 года назад
@@jewshower478 48 hours? Yeah maybe from the channels that you are subscribed to In total, RU-vid probably has half a million hours of content posted to it every day. Also, we aren't talking about the entirety of RU-vid, I am talking specifically about John Mulaney content
@effietrinket5699
@effietrinket5699 4 года назад
"I'm allowed to make fun of my wife! I asked her and she said yes :DDDDDD!!!!"
@adonutasimpledonut9713
@adonutasimpledonut9713 3 года назад
Everything about john's wife just hits differently after today
@chaitanyajain3127
@chaitanyajain3127 3 года назад
HE SAID PEOPLE CHANGE
@laurendong6609
@laurendong6609 3 года назад
Ikr it's so sad but it was probably for a good reason though 😥
@tashaparker9427
@tashaparker9427 3 года назад
Very sad
@calumthegreat
@calumthegreat 3 года назад
What happened-
@hamziioG
@hamziioG 3 года назад
@@calumthegreat divorce
@joshualopez8690
@joshualopez8690 4 года назад
I love when John said “Who would even call their wife a btch”, I automatically flash backed to Bill Burr who definitely would do it after one good beer 😂😂
@52hello25
@52hello25 4 года назад
That's who I was thinking of lol
@kittymeowski
@kittymeowski 4 года назад
Yep, his name came up first for me too.
@keenanmccracken6758
@keenanmccracken6758 4 года назад
In his defense, it's because (and he will admit this wholeheartedly) hes an asshole and that's the only person who can put up with his crazy ass. Lol
@nickb6425
@nickb6425 3 года назад
Ehh Bill Burr’s wife seems to balance him out and keep him in check and he loves it deep down haha. Naw for me when I heard John Mulaney talk about insulting your family for “comedy” I thought of Kevin Hart lol
@amystabenow1189
@amystabenow1189 4 года назад
His segues just kill me. Its fluid and on point. Very impressive. Its hard to do but he nails it. I just wish someone would love me like he loves his wife. Im all alone.
@finchcarvingadiamond
@finchcarvingadiamond 4 года назад
Wow that hit hard
@amystabenow1189
@amystabenow1189 4 года назад
@@finchcarvingadiamond i am just so alone. In the dark of failure. No one will ever help. Im really pathetic. Good luck
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 4 года назад
Can't imagine why....
@LeonardoSantos-vd9yq
@LeonardoSantos-vd9yq 4 года назад
@@amystabenow1189 well.. talk to me
@pinstripesuitandheels
@pinstripesuitandheels 4 года назад
@@amystabenow1189 there are more people willing to help than you realize but you gotta reach out. Nobody knows how you feel until you tell them. I hope you find the courage to seek help. You deserve it.
@connortremblay1259
@connortremblay1259 3 года назад
I love how his wife literally only had 2 criteria for making fun of her, and John immediately didn't follow one of those criteria.
@ohwowyoureright
@ohwowyoureright 3 года назад
Aw man he really left her for a best buy rewards card
@nandhana3313
@nandhana3313 3 года назад
Watching this now breaks my heart just a little, I wish them both nothing but the best. Sending love and support their way.
@lizaandregerber526
@lizaandregerber526 3 года назад
It really seemed like they loved each other, but sometimes love isn't enough. It's a hard lesson to learn. That and now he can get that best buy rewards card.
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 Год назад
When trust is broken that badly, all the love in the world sometimes just isn't enough. Addiction causes damage between people that sometimes just can't be healed.
@yaelmurillo1863
@yaelmurillo1863 3 года назад
1:48 Oh man. This is such a shame to watch now that they’re getting divorced
@joonbee
@joonbee 3 года назад
Aw :((
@SlurpyPie
@SlurpyPie 8 месяцев назад
The "I love and respect my wife very much." line had a 5 year set up 💀💀
@user-qn4tq2qt5m
@user-qn4tq2qt5m 4 года назад
2:52 He looks SO done with himself 😂😂😂
@xavierrolston
@xavierrolston 3 года назад
This shit hits real, real different now.
@saturdaynightmikey
@saturdaynightmikey 4 года назад
Breaking News: John Mulaney killed the "I Hate My Wife Industry"
@tonyspider03
@tonyspider03 3 года назад
That and princess diana
@littlereaper3327
@littlereaper3327 Год назад
“I smoked cocaine before my college graduation years ago, people changgggeeee” This didn’t stand the test of time very well did it💀
@teamjacob4eva
@teamjacob4eva 3 года назад
"I'm leaving you." did not age well
@Shotter
@Shotter 5 месяцев назад
Every single part of this hits differently in 2024.
@marliesmith4560
@marliesmith4560 3 года назад
WAS IT WORTH IT JOHN WAS IT WORTH IT FOR THE BEST BUY REWARDS CARD WAS IT WORTH IT???
@massiveconehead
@massiveconehead 3 года назад
:/
@yasminraz7939
@yasminraz7939 3 года назад
I came here looking for exactly this and I was not disappointed
@immortaljodi
@immortaljodi 4 года назад
I love that he asked his wife if he can make fun of her lol
@borisbrian2565
@borisbrian2565 4 года назад
I've never seen any smoother transition than of john mulaney's
@noeiro15
@noeiro15 2 года назад
Ahhhh, so that's why he's divorcing her He wants that Best Buy Rewards Card
@shreyathandapani2550
@shreyathandapani2550 3 года назад
Hope u enjoy that best buy rewards card john mulaney - a emotionally unstable person trying to deal with john and anna’s divorce in may 2021
@Pr0fessorB1ble
@Pr0fessorB1ble 2 года назад
“14 years ago I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation, now I’m afraid to get flu shot! People change!” John Mulaney 2019
@coreyparsons2572
@coreyparsons2572 Год назад
Then proceeds to admit he was in fact STILL binging cocaine
@Townesvanwaits
@Townesvanwaits Год назад
​@@coreyparsons2572he was actually sober from 2005 to 20...20 I think it was? But who knows if that's even true. As a recovering addict myself, there's plenty of relapses that I still haven't told anyone about.
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 Год назад
@AndrewBecker-tq3zt if I have a bad day and use once (almost never anymore, but who knows what tomorrow brings?). If I can stop it there and get myself back under control, then telling my wife is counter-productive. I WILL tell her that I'm struggling and to check in with me each day for a while. But if I fuck up and KEEP fucking up, thenI have to bring her in on the whole thing to help me get myself back under control. So I know what you mean.
@anandiganguly3086
@anandiganguly3086 4 года назад
I wanna really wanna meet Anna. John: My wife is Jewish. Also John: Little miss Jesus Christ over here.
@jj9152
@jj9152 3 года назад
That cocaine joke hits differently now...
@marliesmith4560
@marliesmith4560 3 года назад
So does the leaving his wife for a Best Buy rewards card joke
@jenicdarling9690
@jenicdarling9690 4 года назад
Sounds like his wife could do a show about daily life with him lol oh god and the two together with their total opposite thinking monologues
@charlesbronson2926
@charlesbronson2926 Год назад
"One day I'm gonna leave you, and I'm gonna get that best buy rewards card!" I wonder if he got the best buy rewards card...
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 Год назад
Think he used it to buy the 12,000$ Rolex that he flipped for 6,000$ cash?
@HpToujoursPur
@HpToujoursPur 8 месяцев назад
The cocaine joke is highly ironic now. Guess people dont always change lol
@deenihalim5456
@deenihalim5456 Год назад
I will never not find 3:45-4:00 funny "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET THAT BEST BUY REWARDS CARD!!"
@foxhazhax4845
@foxhazhax4845 4 года назад
0:32 i choked on my choccy milk lol
@gabesolomon4887
@gabesolomon4887 2 года назад
Looks like he's finally gonna get that Best Buy rewards card.
@yeahcoolLOLJK
@yeahcoolLOLJK 3 года назад
I'm not okay right now.
@LRZephyr
@LRZephyr 3 года назад
Just heard about the divorce. This sketch hits different now...
@hannahy3516
@hannahy3516 3 года назад
Watching this after hearing about John and Anna’s divorce is just sad, but it was clearly for the best :(
@bighorntalks9839
@bighorntalks9839 Год назад
3 years ago 3 years ago 3 years ago 3 years ago 3 years ago 3 years ago 2 years ago 3 years ago 3 years ago 3 years ago 2 months ago... jackpot
@AirQuotes
@AirQuotes 3 года назад
Oo this aged like milk left out in the sun.
@cuentaeliminada7176
@cuentaeliminada7176 3 года назад
Minute 4:18 doesn't feel like a joke anymore...
@komalsandhu6866
@komalsandhu6866 4 года назад
ceo of respecting and loving his wife🥺🥺
@haydenkoontz3367
@haydenkoontz3367 Год назад
All these people saying “ahh he went back to doing coke so people don’t change” People slip and relapse, it’s life. People change when they make efforts to get better after those slips
@rickcash2801
@rickcash2801 3 года назад
Well, at least now he can get that Best buy rewards card.
@4everJoko
@4everJoko Год назад
3:51 I swear in I see him and he has a Best Buy rewards card I’m gonna smile so happily “you go girl get that Best Buy rewards card she can’t control you anymore”
@ulaytube9953
@ulaytube9953 3 года назад
Hey at least now he's gonna get that Best Buy rewards card
@LatIenws
@LatIenws Год назад
Lol that coccaine line didn’t age very well
@mr.doctorcaptain1124
@mr.doctorcaptain1124 Месяц назад
This entire bit didn’t age well. They divorced shortly after this special.
@youngandtiredproductions1297
Wife jokes hit a little different now lol
@daveg6839
@daveg6839 4 года назад
Most comedians will say, "I was walking down the street the other day when this thing happened" but you know that thing never happened so mentally you kinda check out of the joke. With Mulaney you know it actually happened so you lean into the joke a bit harder.
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 4 года назад
Um, actually, you *don't* know that. They're called jokes for a reason. They may or may not be true. More than likely, they're not. Sorry to ruin it for you.
@TakumiJoyconBoyz
@TakumiJoyconBoyz 4 года назад
@@rowynnecrowley1689 My friend does standup and honestly, most of the shit actually happened or at least some version of it. The most common lies are actually about WHEN something happened. Comedians usually say things happened way more recently than they actually did.
@daveg6839
@daveg6839 4 года назад
@@rowynnecrowley1689 I follow Mulaney pretty closely. Are his stories true or not - let's look at just one of them. In one of his bits he describes a school assembly where a Chicago detective came out to teach them about "stranger danger" -and he uses the real name of the detective in the routine - JJ Bittenbinder - and you can actually go on Wikipedia and look him up. Sorry to rain on your parade of cynicism.
@ashtheintroverted7204
@ashtheintroverted7204 4 года назад
@@daveg6839 just checked it out. Even did the street smarts thing. That's w i l d
@monke980
@monke980 4 года назад
@@rowynnecrowley1689 I know, I just know, that I fucking hate you as a person. Sorry to ruin it for you.
@nokitsuchannel7488
@nokitsuchannel7488 4 года назад
It's adorable how he says: "My wife told me I could make fun of her :D"
@juliacube2142
@juliacube2142 3 года назад
John’s fans all came together when he announced he’s going back to rehab and now again when he announced his divorce. We’re a good community and I’m glad we’re all here to support John
@hanaomer4419
@hanaomer4419 3 года назад
Some of Johns fans have literally turned on him and saying wild shit like he cheated on her. No offense but we’re not a good community and you can stop patting yourself on the back 😭
@gentry991
@gentry991 3 года назад
so who is here to cry !!!!!!
@qinlar7684
@qinlar7684 4 года назад
Me: *likes video* Dislike button: *is on 68* Me: forgive me god for what I'm about to do
@ethanwrightsman7852
@ethanwrightsman7852 4 года назад
God will forgive you of your sin
@calebreese2311
@calebreese2311 4 года назад
A small price to pay for salvation
@jordanrivas7398
@jordanrivas7398 3 года назад
Well I hope he at least got that Best Buy rewards card now.
@frankperla86
@frankperla86 4 года назад
“You’re never gonna get that Best Buy rewards card” love his tales
@vaibhavchetty493
@vaibhavchetty493 4 года назад
I love how he smiles like a little kid when he says his wife lets him make fun of her.
@johnkalkirtz658
@johnkalkirtz658 4 года назад
John mulaney and his wife kinda relationship goals
@itzelramirez4801
@itzelramirez4801 3 года назад
:”)
@steveo6960
@steveo6960 4 года назад
Someone animate this as spider ham!
@edana42
@edana42 2 года назад
*after their divorce I wonder if he got his Best Buy card?
@stevenkhemraj
@stevenkhemraj 4 года назад
This guy looks like Andrew Garfields older brother or something lol
@4everJoko
@4everJoko Год назад
All these jokes are hilarious in hindsight
@yanshero42
@yanshero42 3 года назад
Those Olivia Munn news really hit me, returning to this I realize just how much I was parasocially invested into their relationship
@sevendeadlysins5303
@sevendeadlysins5303 3 года назад
“My wife is a bitch and I like her so much” lives rent free in my mind.
@soundwave.superior
@soundwave.superior Год назад
Maybe now that he's divorced, he'll finally get that Best Buy Rewards card.
@nilampandey4430
@nilampandey4430 3 года назад
Now he can get best buy rewards card
@gabybu9428
@gabybu9428 3 года назад
Crying in the club right now.
@carolyngair7051
@carolyngair7051 3 года назад
Oh my god. "YOU"LL SEE! ONE DAY I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU!" Basically last week now.
@CHINitA007
@CHINitA007 3 года назад
Its so cute that John would refer to her as his girlfriend 😻 and then his wife 😻 and now his ex wife 😻
@lilamorgan7478
@lilamorgan7478 4 года назад
I love how he's making fun of her, but you can still see that he loves her so much.
@mimifurtek6956
@mimifurtek6956 4 года назад
you can hear all the big mouth voices when he does impressions 😂
@bababanana20123
@bababanana20123 3 года назад
Well despite everything if nothing else he can get that Best Buy rewards card
@lauraelizabethbrown
@lauraelizabethbrown Год назад
You know even though he got a divorce, I'm glad he never trash talked his wife. That's a good standard to keep for comedians.
@ellenkelly953
@ellenkelly953 Год назад
Yeah he just knocked up the first actress he fell into bed with
@HemantKumar-id3jg
@HemantKumar-id3jg 6 месяцев назад
Women are really interesting. Empty words mean so much to some of you. The guy suddenly ended his decade long relationship and 5 year marriage, got another woman pregnant and now the ex wife is suffering but atleast he didn't tell jokes about her on stage. 😂😂 How does it make any sense? Most comics who "trash talked" their wife on the other hand, have longer lasting and happier marriages.
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