Josh Johnson’s Advice for Women Who Are Looking for Love 

facade* they don't have ç as a letter in english

​@@San-lh8us I feel a little second hand embarrassment that you think you're right and say it so pompously. Please Google "diacritical marks". They apply to words like façade, naïve, fiancé and fiancée. There's a lot of them in the English language. I'm usually not a grammar snob, but saw this as a teachable moment.

@@verballynonverbal oh, i did NOT know you also used those in english, thanks!

@@San-lh8us As an interesting extra, the placement of an asterisk before or after a word changes its purpose. By longstanding practice, if placed after a word, an asterisk references a footnote later in the text. To indicate that a word is being corrected, an asterisk should be placed before the word in question, not after. Although this is not a hard and fast rule, it is still accepted practice; most likely, this is to avoid confusion given the already established practice of footnotes.

@@dereklynch8917 That's true, but an asterisk isn't a diacritical mark, so it's not really relevant.

How old is 15 really?

@@frozzytango9927 Josh Johnson age is 31 years in 2021

@@juanvasquez6535 But he looks like a kid and sounds like an adult.

good genes!

😆

Yes!!

Brighter than my future!

Stage presence 😶...🙂...😁

He's pretty

"Look - you have a GREAT job. Alright?"

70's

@@dreg5845 Exactly lol

@@dreg5845 And not even Micheal this is more like Jermaine Jackson or Jackie Jackson. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1ao_d6FeuIo.html

@@dreg5845 fixed 🤣

@@dreg5845'70s

But it’s not gonna happen

Because he doesn't actually need to like you?

@@2livenoob be careful now. I don't want you to hurt your brain over analyzing my comment to death.

@@Ms9mmBeretta You’re hilarious! This clap back is too much😂😂😂😂

I agree. It’s nice to just get the bare bones truth from a guy who keeps it real!!

@Raspian Kiado Oh trust me. _I know_ My mom gave me only one piece of dating advice: “When a guy tells you he’s not interested, believe it.” I have NEVER moved forward with a guy once he honestly answers my questions, and it turns out that he doesn’t want what I want. I just end it on the spot. Live and let live. Honestly, I don’t even think it’s so much that guys don’t tell the truth; SOMETIMES most women don’t have the courage to ask and know the truth of the situation they’re really in.

Depends on the mood. We're all one missed V-day away from being none of them.

Isn't that the problem of EVERY person in every country? Hoping that your strengths are what you want them to be and have faults in the one way you would be able to forgive yourself for?

@@madhatterine2805 No, stop trying to dilute and silence the few straight men that's left...let us have our quotes. Let us have the little corner y'all left us.

yeaaah

@@fooleythawise few straight men thats left LMAOOOOO

Can someone make their 🍆 grow? Other than costly surgeries. I guess money helps 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm not sure you can work on attraction. The happiest married couples all eventually seem like brother and sister -- everyone gets uglier with time, sex drive drops, eventually they're just a man and woman who get along well and live in the same house. Attraction is for making babies, and once that's done, it isn't really needed.

@@stevenscott2136 That's statistically false and based on no evidence. Studies show that older couples actually become MORE physically intimate as they get older. Sometimes it's sex, sometimes it's just holding hands.

@@brandondavidson4085 I think it's clear he was talking about sex, not holding hands... Older people have less sex than younger people.

@@thelegacyofgaming2928 younger people also tend to value quantity over quality. There’s ton of research on older people having better intimacy and therefore better sex, even if they have it less frequently than people in their teens or twenties!

If your accountant is rude and a bad lay, you're doing alright.

LMAO this is great

Lol

Or a mafia boss..

Or President of the United States. 😆😂🤣

thats what I said and I was attacked by several people... its the hair and the jacket...

He looks like one of the older, teenage, Mid 1970s Jackson 5 members

Right

Yup. And if you close your eyes he sounds like Donald Glover

@@drmorqWarrenProject I think he’s going for that look 😅😅😅

He got Huey Freeman hair straight from the comic.

He made me pick my fro out ❤️✊🏾

When you have to comedy at 12 but got a black power meeting at 4.

facts

@@hotto5150 Lmfaoooo ✊🏾

He’s so much more self-assured!

The confidence is through the roof!

Ikr!

his own hair?

He has definitely found his footing. The evolution is real

Because he has a Paramount + special. It’s right there top left of the video.

He had one about 3 years ago.

Isn't your question self explanatory? Netflix and hilarious in the same sentence? Didn't you notice yet?

Because he looks like a young girl

@@leeolie3728 What about the korean boy bands, doenst them all look like young girls?

Which 2 don’t you have?

@@jamesh7469 He probably has his stuff together and is nice

Every experience is a lesson and be a better man tomorrow, King

And as a single man, this video is very helpful information

You are sure you're 2 and not 1 😆

Look at some of his other material he is so smooth

I dunno, he doesn't look very Polish to me.

@@bigfoottroisiemepartielave1759 I get this is a joke, but they didn't capitalize the word.

I am Polish myself and I can approve that

That's gon be a damn big pillow

@@amiiiu lol

Yes! 💯

Or just an inspiration from afar. Like a motivational speaker. Lol

And that falls under good person.

@@thnkspiritual2851 a good person can laugh at your jokes out of politeness but being funny themselves is in no way correlated with "goodness"

@@thnkspiritual2851 no that falls under subcategory good humor. U can be a shitty person and still have it

@@Cutiejuliya Okay guys, this is a comedy sketch. Stop digging so deep.

@@rbkskillz yes let's keep it as shallow as possible. God forbid we overanalize anything.

Something doesn't add up here

...so you're single, essentially proving the point this guy was making...

so you'd "settle" for somebody "willing to work on themselves?" i notice you didn't say anything about working on *yourself.* you're already perfect, one supposes? good thing you love yourself single, because you're going to die alone and be buried with your list.

@@telanis9 she wanted a golden retriever

You go sister don't settle 👏 All these bitter men in the comments aren't the ones who will be suffering, crying trying to deal with a abusive male..

Dude I was thinking the same!

When choosing who to use for inspiration one can go different routes - why not look to one of the best ever?

@@blackdynamite_5470 You should look up the definition of racist before accusing someone of making a racist statement lol. And if you reread my second sentence it references the fact of how he takes his time with his jokes which is a similar style that Chappelle has. I did not mention his color or degrade him or deny him his constitutional rights or human rights like what this country has done to black people since it's inception. This has nothing to do with color, I'm talking style and similar delivery of jokes. That's not racist so please educate yourself. And for the record I'm black !

I'd say Paul Mooney as well.

yeah except Dave is a washed up bigot now.

But also like be in love with the person and understand that you dont have to be romantic relationship to feel complete. You can be content with having friends and family. Dont force yourself to be in a romantic relationship if you truly dont want one.

@@elenapederson1862 Yes!!

That's right essentially, but it can be a tough call to know where the line is between *living with imperfection vs. outright settling for less than what you deserve.* Some people nearly ruin/traumatize their lives, or worse yet get killed, sticking it out with someone they shouldn't be with all because they're a bit *too* convinced that love is about compromise. Correct that no one should be mindlessly chasing after a unicorn, but people have to make a judgement call as to just how good is good enough, and that can be a tough call in many situations. I empathize with that struggle.

@@chrisjfox8715 Absolutely this^^^^ and its not easy to see sometimes if someone is abusive, especially when you're young or inexperienced. So it is good to know what you want and realize what is a reasonable expectation and whats not.

@@elenapederson1862 yeah for sure. And I know I essentially brought up abuse too but even aside from dangerous situations, there is a such thing as settling for less [in much safer contexts] just because one feels as though they have to. A lot of women that grew up on old-fashioned values, for instance, seem to have this "stand by your man" mentality...mistaking "relationships are supposed to be hard" for "relationships can be hard." At what point is a boring relationship not worth trying to spice up anymore? At what point does someone's laziness turn from a cute personality trait and into downright detrimental to the couple's well-being? What's the difference between being in love vs. being in love with the idea of being in love? These are all lines that may be easy to discern when you finally have some distance from the situation, but while you're in the midst of it can be tough. *And more appropriate to OP's point* when deciding whether to even enter a relationship or not, one's trauma can make them a bit too overzealous about defining where these lines are because they don't want to end up falling so hard that they're stuck not being able to see those lines anymore.

well said

Oof. Good luck with that.

Lists are actually very effective at clarifying what you're looking for, they should just be short and based on deal-breaking basic values. ie same religion, employable, doesn't do hard drugs, wants a committed rship, has some communication skills, not against having kids etc. Rather than a shopping list of more shallow things.

You sound like a good person… you get one more pick 😸

@primatology grad UPenn go back to Reddit

100% getting cheated on 😂 Good D is the most important for all women

He's cerebral but also he feels like your friend...Been following him since he was a teenager... He always makes you laugh at things you didn't know could be funny

🙋‍♂

Or just find another girl. There's always one who will appreciate you for you.

That’s a jacket Michael Jackson would wear and we all know how that ended. Neverland shizzle...

@@pinut187 ???

@@pinut187 whatever. I don't even wanna know. Keep that ish to yourself.

Hard to find a cheap AND fast car tho

@@MC-tm2uy Find a lightweight car like an old Honda Civic for example.

@@MC-tm2uy not Rly they just about to blow up after 2 drives

I found a car with all 3 traits, my car could be a serial killer.

@@PoeticInsanity that is bc a honda civic is supposed to cheap and reliable...some of the highest average life time milage...but using at the fast option lowers the reliability part.

Because the perfect person doesn't exist lol

My Husband🔥🥇🎯 T H A N K G O D!💯

@@kkfjkf2099 according to this guy you better be careful then

@@mookielewis3709facts. In a few years please update us

but she'll be dead

Men needa stop getting married 😂😂😂

@@callmemayhem6366 At very least in America there is no benefit to men to get married.

Wow. Never thought of it that way.

@@razmiddle9410 I dont believe that study in the slightest.

@Lady Bug oh now that you say that it must be right my bad. Or it is wrong. And I have hundreds of examples to prove such.

They never are

As a man, this just made me laugh 😂

Hope you are doing great one year since😊

Nah

Mars doesn't need Martians.

Awwe be nice y'all, she meant well...

I tell myself that I’m amazing ten times every day. Learned that from my dad’s boss and I highly recommend that ridiculous habit.

I wish I could downvote this twice

Good observation.

then he's not a good person and therefore doesn't have all 3.

​@@peterg5383BUT the ladies wouldn't know that..

@@peterg5383 Ladies would consider him a good person. That's all that matters

​@@peterg5383I mean..... Martin Luther King Jr was a notorious cheater...

@@samanthachurch Unless the battery is dead.

GOD DAMN! I never thought about using my that on my characters.

Wouldn't it work with every random trait? He has it or he hasn't. He angry, funny, sad? Yes, no, yes. Wow, fits perfectly for all my male characters

@@YoloSWAGJude It's more based on a loose interpretation of his show than anything else. And I don't really use it all that much.

Damn, this is good. I’m going back through my male characters and use this as a marker.

Same with male and female characters too

Welp, basically best you can ask for

Sounds like a one to me :p

yeah or "youre a good person, you only have mental break downs twice a year and sex could be worse? yeah alright"

So all around mid

You'll find mr. perfect one day 😂