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Karl Pilkington - "They'd rather live in me knob." 

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Karl Pilkington talking about his jungle experience. Very funny.

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@SteampunkResistance
@SteampunkResistance 8 лет назад
I love how easily Karl gets annoyed and goes off on these brilliant rants. Even fictional scenarios set him off xD
@MJPamuru20
@MJPamuru20 8 лет назад
Like the time on "The moaning of life" when he's talking about Spiderman and how every fight he gets in, buildings and other things are always getting destroyed..." And he goes on to say how much of a nuisance he'd be "cause the council tax would go up, wouldn't it!"😂😂
@MJPamuru20
@MJPamuru20 8 лет назад
Like the time on "The moaning of life" when he's talking about Spiderman and how every fight he gets in, buildings and other things are always getting destroyed..." And he goes on to say how much of a nuisance he'd be "cause the council tax would go up, wouldn't it!"😂😂
@cambarth9921
@cambarth9921 7 лет назад
Like the time on "The moaning of life" when he's talking about Spiderman and how every fight he gets in, buildings and other things are always getting destroyed..." And he goes on to say how much of a nuisance he'd be "cause the council tax would go up, wouldn't it!"😂😂
@marleygattis6065
@marleygattis6065 7 лет назад
Did you just copy and paste his comment?
@cambarth9921
@cambarth9921 7 лет назад
Like the time on "The moaning of life" when he's talking about Spiderman and how every fight he gets in, buildings and other things are always getting destroyed..." And he goes on to say how much of a nuisance he'd be "cause the council tax would go up, wouldn't it!"😂😂
@karldilkington8802
@karldilkington8802 5 лет назад
"I'm not joking it was man sized, and it was making a human noise" haha it was probably the cameraman going for a piss.
@StephNuggs
@StephNuggs 4 года назад
Imagine Karl in the tent: "fakin ell"
@karldilkington8802
@karldilkington8802 4 года назад
@@StephNuggs what the fuck is that!
@gabrielhicks1037
@gabrielhicks1037 4 года назад
You are one our most valued customers
@jackfitzsimons5609
@jackfitzsimons5609 3 года назад
It was addressed to....
@Jeoloseph
@Jeoloseph 3 года назад
@@jackfitzsimons5609 Mr K Dilkington
@virgilio6349
@virgilio6349 6 лет назад
You know something tells me Ricky would be unable to live a truly happy life without Karl making him laugh histerically. Just look at his face it's like he treasures every single word that comes out of Karl's mouth.
@victorkong82
@victorkong82 5 лет назад
@Alexander Baratheon Ricky earns enough money with Office reruns
@ABraptor12
@ABraptor12 4 года назад
@Jesus in a Suit you forget that even though they are business partners and making money they are still friends. The only reason the Rickey gervais show isnt continued is because it wouldn't be the same as the first 3 seasons and they got burned out. If Rickey just wanted to make more money off karl (which is bollocks) they'd still be doing it
@Puppy_Puppington
@Puppy_Puppington 4 года назад
Cause Karl is precious
@LouSassol69er
@LouSassol69er 4 года назад
@Jesus in a Suit you're incredibly dim
@LouSassol69er
@LouSassol69er 4 года назад
@Jesus in a Suit good
@d.s.parentsr6502
@d.s.parentsr6502 5 лет назад
The realest person ever sent on a travel show. The man is a legend, the show is a legacy.
@mask.1431
@mask.1431 4 года назад
what is it called
@Emirrpapir
@Emirrpapir 4 года назад
@@mask.1431 An Idiot Abroad and The Moaning of life. Both shows are fucking great, couldnt recommend them enough
@gregthesuperninjaturtle450
@gregthesuperninjaturtle450 8 лет назад
"You'd be surprised"
@slimlegs6298
@slimlegs6298 5 лет назад
Suzanne for starters
@willowarran
@willowarran 4 года назад
@@slimlegs6298 That would've been great if he'd said that
@bealtesandfloyd
@bealtesandfloyd 4 года назад
Comedic genius
@HiiLighT
@HiiLighT 6 лет назад
Stephen Merchant, eyes bulging with imagined riches.
@TRASHY_MERMAID
@TRASHY_MERMAID 6 лет назад
HiiLighT HUGE CRUSH!
@username9175
@username9175 5 лет назад
Nah he was just born like that
@anonmedia1883
@anonmedia1883 5 лет назад
That’s a stigmatism he’s had from the age of 5 which is what makes them a bit bulbous
@cockoffgewgle4993
@cockoffgewgle4993 5 лет назад
@@anonmedia1883 *an astigmatism
@AxCYeR
@AxCYeR 5 лет назад
just don't have a go at the eyes. or else we'll have to call you whale man, or blubber man.
@GooglyEyedJoe
@GooglyEyedJoe 9 лет назад
1:10 - "No-Nothing wants your penis." "You'd be surprised." xD
@MarcoLongoMusic
@MarcoLongoMusic 2 года назад
It’s not just what he says that makes me laugh, but also the timing and the way he phrases it. “You’d be surprised” is so simple and so elegantly hilarious. This man is accidentally a master of delivery
@zedooncadhz
@zedooncadhz 9 лет назад
Omg I lost it when he said "there was something outside my tent that was man-sized"
@XxWoOkiExX1
@XxWoOkiExX1 7 лет назад
ahahahahaah
@Junsss69
@Junsss69 6 лет назад
Why? That wasn’t even the funny part
@IRVDawg
@IRVDawg 4 года назад
High laryus.
@Ali-ge8po
@Ali-ge8po 3 года назад
lmaoooooo ikr
@jeffreymark475
@jeffreymark475 6 лет назад
A video with Karl with a title "it rather live in me knob" who wouldn't click on this
@jacksdjfam
@jacksdjfam 5 лет назад
The ultimate clickbait
@TomGodson95
@TomGodson95 5 лет назад
@@jacksdjfam he said it so it wasn't clickbait 😂
@jeremyc9593
@jeremyc9593 4 года назад
@@TomGodson95 The term "clickbait" doesn't always carry a negative connotation.
@johnvarley4561
@johnvarley4561 4 года назад
I didn't click on it
@johnvarley4561
@johnvarley4561 4 года назад
@watchmejumpstart you couldn't even jump start a bicycle
@godsstruggler8783
@godsstruggler8783 3 года назад
Karl Pilkington has the perfect face and accent for what he delivers.
@wt8012
@wt8012 6 лет назад
Karl Pilkington deserves a knighthood for his level of hilarity.
@themi90
@themi90 7 лет назад
This guy is absolutely a gift. Fucking brilliant.
@SheTheDee1971
@SheTheDee1971 2 года назад
'They'd rather live in me knob'. That has to be the most legendary and memorable quote known to mankind.😂
@Eleventhearlofmars
@Eleventhearlofmars Год назад
I know people who would live ON a knob, dunno about in one though. 😂
@rain6493
@rain6493 6 лет назад
I can't stop laughing, this man is a genius.
@awh2375
@awh2375 3 года назад
This man should be treasured for eternity. The glee on Gervais’ face as Karl goes on these mini rants says it all. I’d do anything for them two (and Merchant) to work together again!
@McDoinky
@McDoinky 5 лет назад
Karl is kind of lowkey brilliant isn't he
@luisdawnfinder3188
@luisdawnfinder3188 3 года назад
@Nick C As cynical as he is, most of what he says actually makes sense. It's the "piss off" delivery that makes it so great
@417Owsy
@417Owsy 3 года назад
he sounds so serious when ranting about
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 3 года назад
Einstein from a different angle.
@Martin-88
@Martin-88 3 года назад
What's with all this lowkey/highkey crap? Just talk normally FFS.
@DarkMuj
@DarkMuj 3 года назад
@@Martin-88 it’s slang, no big deal. Keeps language fun and interesting, it’s a sign of a healthy youth culture. Don’t worry, people still use formal English in court and in more buttoned-up professions etc.
@NibberKSmooth
@NibberKSmooth 4 года назад
He only ever asks sensible, thought provoking, intelligent questions. Love him.
@Caolan114
@Caolan114 4 года назад
"It was making human noises" "Was It a human?" "No It was gorilla type noises"
@Bassett457
@Bassett457 4 года назад
Ricky Gervais was at his funniest laughing at Karl Pilkington
@LukeNeumann
@LukeNeumann 3 года назад
Facts
@gabrieldrake7926
@gabrieldrake7926 3 года назад
The way Ricky looks at Steve when Karl says something as gold as that! It's like a kid! I love it
@hyperionman420
@hyperionman420 6 лет назад
I don't know what I enjoy more, watching these guys in animated form, or like this. Both make me laugh.
@harry_page
@harry_page 3 года назад
"No-one can get their eyes shut. Everything's off. Wehhh, raah, _kphfshih_ "
@musics4me
@musics4me 3 года назад
The fact that Karl could win a BAFTA or some sort of best comedian award unironically
@kennethmorgan5183
@kennethmorgan5183 Год назад
My god i laughed at Carl, These fish in the amazon That rather live in me knob . Amazing . LOL. 😀❣️👌
@sisigpapi
@sisigpapi 4 года назад
A weekly podcast with Karl Pilkington will save this world
@tomd6053
@tomd6053 5 лет назад
There’s fish in the Amazon that swims up your knob, nowhere’s safe 🤣🤣🤣
@toddwooster
@toddwooster 4 года назад
The third sound he makes at 0:22 is incredible.
@venusexpress2084
@venusexpress2084 6 лет назад
You can never relax, things wanna live in your knob.
@TheGoldtopdude
@TheGoldtopdude 3 года назад
That's the funniest thing I've seen all year. This guy is funny!.
@brendajackson13
@brendajackson13 8 лет назад
A Karl Pilkington video I haven't seen. Yippee!!😃
@OBear07
@OBear07 3 года назад
this is one of the best jokes i have heard in a while. great bit. i know he means it, but that line about if it’s so great how come the fish would rather live in me knob is a great line.
@cheesecakfatboy7229
@cheesecakfatboy7229 4 года назад
Ricky Karl Stephen This IS So funny IS Make me happy 😏😏🤗🤗😟😟💗💗💗💓💓 I Really I Like THEM Keep IT UP
@marleymikhal
@marleymikhal 8 месяцев назад
Still one of my favorite Karl-isms
@JD-xn4ls
@JD-xn4ls 4 года назад
The thing about all this stuff is Karl’s right, and Ricky would never do the stuff he’s done
@John-gq7um
@John-gq7um 4 года назад
U can tell Ricky really does like Karl! This show was so underrated; it’s a shame they sacked it. Watching Karl get wound up over fictional scenarios and fish wanting to live in his knob is just hysterical
@RYN988
@RYN988 6 лет назад
Can’t resist me some Dilkington!
@LightningSword13
@LightningSword13 3 года назад
Oh no I’m getting Karl recommendations once again. I used to be addicted to these videos and the animations
@rockysandman5489
@rockysandman5489 6 лет назад
Karl Pilkington, a British national treasure.
@noodlegrannybill
@noodlegrannybill 4 года назад
seeing someone make ricky laugh like this is so good
@sharondagnall6982
@sharondagnall6982 3 года назад
Love watching you three xx
@jpreviews5759
@jpreviews5759 5 лет назад
"There was something outside, It was mansize!"😂
@bencooper6983
@bencooper6983 3 года назад
The fact that this hasn't got 950 million views is ridiculous
@Patel54878
@Patel54878 5 лет назад
I could listen these 3 all night
@TheRealChigs
@TheRealChigs 4 года назад
“There was something man sized outside my tent and it was making human noise” “Was it a human?”
@pronemanoldbutyoung5548
@pronemanoldbutyoung5548 4 года назад
When I watched an idiot abroad, jungle episode, back in 2012, I literally rolled on the living room floor laughing. No other tv show has ever done that to me before or after. Pure genius 🤣
@fatbelly27
@fatbelly27 6 лет назад
1:23 I literally laughed out loud. You can see why Ricky treasures this man.
@geeky_gunner
@geeky_gunner 3 года назад
Love the way he called Ricky right out at the beginning.
@07carlsberger
@07carlsberger 6 лет назад
"It'd rather live in me knob than live in the river"
@harvindgrewal2801
@harvindgrewal2801 3 года назад
This man is a national treasure
@sublime90
@sublime90 6 лет назад
0:21 0:24 im literally dead rip me
@cuteandfluffypikachu3405
@cuteandfluffypikachu3405 3 года назад
Karl pilkinton was the greatest creations that was ever made 🤣😂🤣😂
@cornovii3012
@cornovii3012 6 лет назад
I'm with Karl on this one, and i would never go to Australia for the same reasons :-D
@vapordepositionmusic1901
@vapordepositionmusic1901 6 лет назад
He's funnier naturally than Ricky so funny
@PeaceDweller
@PeaceDweller 4 года назад
Even a lot of Ricky's jokes, standup material and even stuff on Office/Extras was directly inspired by the things Karl Pilkington has said. Ricky is hilarious without them but theres no denying how much of an influence Karl has been on his material.
@Ky-xm7tc
@Ky-xm7tc 4 года назад
VaporDepositionMusic Ricky is a comedy genius. Karl is just a naturally funny, innocent guy 😂
@aidandinneen9149
@aidandinneen9149 3 года назад
Karl is an actual genius comedian.
@tiakitair135
@tiakitair135 4 года назад
Karl is a comedy legend
@davidfrehner1
@davidfrehner1 4 года назад
When Karl said to Ricky, “You think you know it all!” I felt that. Fuckin Rick been acting a smug know-it-all since day 1.
@freyabird
@freyabird 3 года назад
Ricky has a degree in philosophy which is about human existence and stuff like that he’s smarter than you think
@DrunkenCoward1
@DrunkenCoward1 3 года назад
@@freyabird What bum did he buy it off of? Because he sure as fuck didn't earn it through learning.
@SeminarioMAE
@SeminarioMAE 3 года назад
@@freyabird Philo is one of the easiest majors.
@connor9568
@connor9568 3 года назад
@@SeminarioMAE Ricky said that’s why he did it
@berttruffel1139
@berttruffel1139 5 лет назад
Hes just brilliant!
@keithd1219
@keithd1219 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣@ it would rather live in my knob than the Amazon Classic Karl 🤣🤣
@victorymansions
@victorymansions 5 лет назад
Karl is the only person in the world who can reply to a put down with 'you'd be surprised' in a cynical and fearful context pmsl
@NibberKSmooth
@NibberKSmooth 4 года назад
Karl on point YET again.
@jaysk3005
@jaysk3005 3 года назад
This is timeless
@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632
I still can't tell if Karl is a genius or plain mad
@Nate-bn5kk
@Nate-bn5kk 4 года назад
He's just good at following a script...
@henry2909
@henry2909 4 года назад
Nate fuck off
@5tivi
@5tivi 4 года назад
@@Nate-bn5kk BULLSHIT 👉
@Nate-bn5kk
@Nate-bn5kk 4 года назад
@@5tivi People who believe reality TV is real and unscripted are the stupidest people on Earth...
@hermieproductions6665
@hermieproductions6665 4 года назад
@@Nate-bn5kk Did you listen to the podcast? It's real.
@Connorleadbeater1
@Connorleadbeater1 3 года назад
I think he saw/heard Bigfoot 🤣
@MrPaulwaters
@MrPaulwaters 4 года назад
ahhh i love his rants
@kieranbrain7765
@kieranbrain7765 4 года назад
He’s got an Evian bottle WERE SCREWED
@Triforceman1
@Triforceman1 9 месяцев назад
Karl’s funny and all but Ricky Gervais’ laugh is hysterical
@troyrobinson8375
@troyrobinson8375 4 года назад
He so funny. Good man
@TommyTipex
@TommyTipex 5 лет назад
He is a fucking genius isn't he my god that's amazing
@arealbigboss
@arealbigboss 3 года назад
Nothing makes me laugh quite like karl and ricky’s interactions
@this_Joe_Smith
@this_Joe_Smith 3 года назад
💗💗💗💗💗💗💗i love Karl
@volitiondebut6086
@volitiondebut6086 4 года назад
I think Karl is secretly a genius.
@jamesedleymusic
@jamesedleymusic 4 года назад
An unconventional genius.
@Channel-kx1mz
@Channel-kx1mz 6 лет назад
"snakes going stuff, clip"
@fartinshort1341
@fartinshort1341 3 года назад
I love that Karl and Herzog agree on the Amazon
@kAY-yl5en
@kAY-yl5en 4 года назад
Ricky losing his balls over him talking is the most precious thing
@bmphil3400
@bmphil3400 3 года назад
I've been in the Amazon at night.....it's actually quite nice...... First off you need a hammock with sewn in bug net so you don't sleep on the ground with the ants and spiders.....then you put a tarp over and you can stay dry in a hard storm. Put up two stakes and hang your boots upside down on the stakes to keep the ants and scorpions out. I used Crocs put under my hammock for night trips to pee.......shake them out before putting them on your feet. The jungle is really awesome if you work with it and not against it. Such a beautiful place.
@futurefreak8789
@futurefreak8789 3 года назад
Karl is class
@garylouk8776
@garylouk8776 4 года назад
I’d love to see him in I’m a celeb
@zoew1602
@zoew1602 4 года назад
Brilliant suggestion!! The way he'd tackle testicles and anuses..... 😂
@letloverule100
@letloverule100 4 года назад
Karl is a treasure.
@christhomas9221
@christhomas9221 4 года назад
1:06 that hand movement kills me
@pillarsofdoom4891
@pillarsofdoom4891 4 года назад
These 3 a excellent together!
@jamesthomison4356
@jamesthomison4356 5 лет назад
My favorite karl moment
@thegameguy208
@thegameguy208 3 года назад
One of those lines where hearing the punchline 1st has no effect on the setup
@siyakunene9213
@siyakunene9213 3 года назад
There are bullies in the world, that's just a fact and so it doesn't bother me so much, what does concern and disappointment me is the fact I (and so many others) enjoy watching...
@xnrivudxkskalflvk4075
@xnrivudxkskalflvk4075 4 года назад
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
@CurtisD01
@CurtisD01 4 года назад
when Karl said "it was man sized" I spat my drink out
@novakingood3788
@novakingood3788 3 года назад
It's true, nothing goes to bed at night in the jungle.
@davelee8988
@davelee8988 3 года назад
he makes a good point
@lucafabrettialles
@lucafabrettialles 3 года назад
It’s funny how pissed off he gets, he’s like my dad🤣
@88omair
@88omair 4 года назад
1:11 My favourite Ricky laugh
@mattiaskeinnn3317
@mattiaskeinnn3317 2 года назад
- it was something outside me tent, it was man sized! And made a human noise!" - was it a human then?😂
@bexsta9175
@bexsta9175 2 года назад
Stop it yer killing me 😂😂😂😂😁
@LeoJr_
@LeoJr_ 4 года назад
Where’s this episode I can’t find it
@jelenav3336
@jelenav3336 4 года назад
0.22 omg honestly I laughed dieing omg honestly! 😂😂😂
@Maglorfin
@Maglorfin 3 года назад
Haha there was something outside me Tent
@makaveli71965
@makaveli71965 3 года назад
The way he depicts pulling his hand inside the tent after dumping the piss bottle...perfect. Karls funny because hes Karl. No act.
@HK_Musician
@HK_Musician 3 года назад
Thank you lol
@galadriel3134
@galadriel3134 5 лет назад
Priceless! I need more Karl in my life...
@foxylady88ful
@foxylady88ful 2 года назад
Brilliant
@olelaustsen8657
@olelaustsen8657 2 года назад
Epic! 😂 rather live in me nob 😃🤣👌
@NathanRW
@NathanRW 3 года назад
Karl is actually right about not going out of the tent. You're safer in the tent, even if the animal is capable of getting in lol
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