Honestly I think I’ve got so bruising on my chest but I listen to stuff from Karl everyday and it makes me laugh so much that my chest can’t recover but I don’t care he’s why I’m enjoying life at the moment.
I love it when Karl hands over the paper when being told it's rubbish, failing to understand it's the words on the paper that are rubbish not his ability to read.
Ohhhhhh, if only he's realised he'd come up with a new feature, "What's Art About That". Imagine Karl talking about the sort of thing that wins Turner XD
I love when Karl turns out to be right. The head transplant thing, the see through toaster, the "Hippopotaneuse" story, all turned out to be true as well while Ricky said he was talking bollocks. Weird, innit?
It usually turns out there's a seed of truth but Karl only vaguely recollects the details and ends up completely changing the story when Ricky asks for information.
I love how his whole thing is that his headlines tell the whole story without needing any more. "Vibrating shoes could help elderly falling" Isn't everyone (except Karl) who hears that headline going to ask "how?" All that headline does is make me want to know more, Karl thinks it's the whole story lol
Certainly... Head-wise is one of the best things Steve said. He hesitated, but he knew he couldn't let it go. Nobody said anything as they knew it had to be said although it felt like just a bit too far.
there haven't been people throughout history who haven't slept at all. I read one case about a man who couldn't sleep for a few months because his brain couldn't physically 'switch off', even after he was sedated, and he died as a result.
4:50 Right just think of this is Trevor McDonald, ok carry on Karl! Ok, ohh, here's the news, right good brilliant go on There's a fella, he's got, he's got 3 rabbits an that. An then uhh HAHAHAHAHAHAH
