When you wish upon a blue meteor your bulldozer will come to life... with an urge to KILL! Go to www.phelous.com for more! Originally aired: April 28, 2012
This is my favorite Phelous episode. Something about the timing, the jokes, the fun he seems to be having with the ridiculous premise...that ending...all of it is just so perfect and I keep coming back to it.
It's a close call between Killdozer, Amityville 4, Psycho Santa and Incubus for me. I think Psycho Santa wins out but I still can't decide. It's only been 8 years to make up my mind.
Zach Myers If construction workers want a sci-fi film, they should check Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. It has a few Constructicons, especially Devastator. He's awesome. He uses his mouth like a vacuum, and he has wrecking balls for testicles.
+SpeedyEric1 well are the construction workers just as dramatically glorified as the american army in any michael bay film ? ps. michael has balls for mocking america like that xD the sarcasm is uncanny
_"They were both sent to jail for the unexplained deaths of their co-workers."_ Yeah, what else would happen? Even the people there couldn't accept it. The initial incident, the deaths and the ending... there was no effort or thought invested in this movie. I think they only had the Crane and Bulldozer (I mean Killdozer) fight in mind and everything else was just a way to lead up to that scene.
i was half expecting the blue meteor to be an allspark shard that would turn the bulldozer into a transformer. I've been watching too many reruns of Transformers Animated.
You know, thinking about it now, am I the only one that thinks "Killcil" should have been "Penkill"? or was there already a movie with a killer pencil called that? Either way this is still one of my favorite Phelous reviews....or in the top 3...top 5 counting crossover episodes.
Jeffrey314159 I really thought The Car was the first killer vehicle horror movie until you said that. sadly there are barely alot of movies with that subject
Along with Amityville 4, this is my absolute favorite Phelous review. And it's in my top10 all time favorite reviews of anything ever anywhere list too. The pacing and the jokes are just so damn good. "- Look into my deadlights! - No!" :D
Phelous was right here, even if he seems wrong. That "Lifecrane" is indeed a lifecrane, since even though named lifcrane not a single lifecrane is a crane. Lifecrane is just another name for virtuous power shovels, virtuous cranes are named something else entirely.
"How much longer until the other Decepticons wake up?" "It's still the 70's. It's not the 80's yet. So another five to ten years." "Crud. You want to prank some humans?" "PRIMUS YEA!!!!"
My dad made me watch this with him once. Now whenever my family suggests a movie we should watch on weekends he constantly suggests Killdozer... I seriously can't tell if he likes this movie as a joke or if he truely loves it.
*Killdozer, gonna have some fun-un! Killdozer, murdering everyone-uh! Killdozer, it came from space! Killdozer, it's in your face! Killdozer, um, something! Killdozer, sitcom opening-ing! Killdozer, don't wanna finish! Yeah, Killdozer!* Coming Soon On NBC! XD
I was drinking water when "AMITYVILLE 4" happened and in shock I laughed so hard tgat water came out my nose. Didn't think a gag like that could make liquids really do that.
The Doctor If the Omnitrix were to be created and I had one of my own, it is so appropriate that one of my original 10 aliens is Clockwork since we Timelords apparently possess Chronokinesis as an ability. And we apparently have telepathy as an ability. I won't reveal any spoilers to you.
This could have been a good episode of Transformers where Constructicon Bonecrusher is stuck in bulldozer mode [insert reason here] and terrorizes a construction yard until the other Decepitons show up with a McGuffin of the week to fix him all the while fighting off Autobots, that could have totally worked! The PSA to the kids about not playing around in a construction yard would have been the perfect closer to the episode.
Man, I don't know if you'll get this message 'cause the upload is so old, but that Amityville 4 lamp gag is the funniest thing I've seen in I don't know how long. I'm sorry you had to watch that mess (though that's kinda your whole thing), but as far as throw-away gags go, it was priceless.
4:30 Awesome spinoffs. Shame you didn't use the term Penckill (Pens-kill) instead. Also how do your neighbors deal with the screaming in the middle of the night. I suppose I'm not surprised they are too scared to go to into the dead of night to check on the guy screaming with a shovel.
