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Jordan Klepper tackles Trump's collection of gag-order violations and the ongoing ass-kissing pageant for his VP pick, which includes South Dakota Governor and puppy executioner Kristi Noem. Plus, Michael Kosta stops by to give city folk a reality check about life on a farm. #DailyShow #JordanKlepper #Trump
00:00 - Jordan Klepper Open
00:18 - Donald Trump Breaks Gag Order for the 10th Time
01:58 - Trump Meets With Potential VP’s
04:44 - Kristi Noem Defends Killing Her Dog
09:04 - Michael Kosta Weighs in on Kristi Noem’s Puppy Story
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@steveb796 25 дней назад

If you can’t even train a puppy you aren’t fit to run a country.

@kathleenroberts6931 25 дней назад

Excellent comment. 😂

@lanag9318 25 дней назад

Amen to that honey , I'll second this !

@leahferrell3110 25 дней назад

I wish people would stop laughing about this situation.

@charlesstebbins7207 25 дней назад

What's she going to do when she finds out that Donnie is untrainable? 😮

@mandybrown7758 25 дней назад

Exactly

@AlexMourning5635 25 дней назад

It's honestly worse if you read the full story. They were training the puppy to hunt birds, then the UNLEASHED TRAINED-TO-ATTACK-BIRDS PUPPY attacked the neighbors chickens. She punished it for doing what she taught it to do. This isn't "farm life", it's just psychopath behavior. I mean that extremely literally.

@MrBrock314 24 дня назад

This feels a bit racist to birds. You think all birds look alike....?

@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt 24 дня назад

Wow..really...wow

@romancewriter6296 24 дня назад

As someone who grew up on a cattle farm, yes, she's out of her freaking mind! Never in a million years would my parents shoot any of our dogs. Hard decisions needing to be made? Maybe... but not shooting your own dog, then your billy goat! We have goats here and she shot that goat because it smelled and head bumped... she's no farm girl, she's a botoxed, delusional sociopath. Killing a billy goat because it stinks... Shooting a 14 months old hunting dog because it attacked chicken... Next thing she will do is get rid of people the same way she gets rid of her animals.

@retriever19golden55 24 дня назад

Hunting dogs aren't trained to attack birds, they're trained to find and hold the birds until the hunter gets there. But after she watched the untrained dog chase the birds instead of holding them, it should have clued her in. She definitely could have afforded a real dog trainer.

@GTA5Player1 24 дня назад

It's even funnier, when she describes the dog as just being a regular dog, enjoying life...

@vaterunser3879 24 дня назад

"untrainable, aggressive, danger to children" That's the definition of the GOP... So what should be do?

@smtbigelow 24 дня назад

Fill all preschools with transgender teachers, thats the definition of the DNC.

@kurtjacobson467 24 дня назад

Brilliant!

@jimpalmer792 23 дня назад

A little 'visit to the gravel pit', perhaps ?

@naeberli9120 18 дней назад

Under rated comment.

@MrHalohunter24 23 дня назад

Killing your puppy is bad. Proudly admitting it in a book when no one would have known otherwise is even worse.

@TheMightyBosstone 25 дней назад

lack of empathy for others is a classic trademark of sociopathic behavior. Shooting a puppy for being "untrainable" is not on the dog, its on you. If you can't train a puppy, why would I want you anywhere near the government?

@Drew-bc7zj 25 дней назад

Incompetent sociopath? She's PERFECT to be Trump's VP!

@rarephoenix 25 дней назад

She should definitely be arrested for this. Full stop.

@basilmcdonnell9807 25 дней назад

The real evidence of sociopathy is the fact that she was utterly oblivious to the predictable reaction to the story.

@Drew-bc7zj 25 дней назад

You just explained why she's the PERFECT pick for Trump's VP!

@jpdemer5 25 дней назад

We all want people in the White House who can make tough decisions, but "I hated that dog, so I killed it" might not be the sort of decision that we have in mind.

@Spacepeare 25 дней назад

Jon will be hosting on Thursday this week due to scheduling issues, for anyone wondering.

@nickes6168 25 дней назад

Thank you.

@shadowbarkspawn5711 25 дней назад

Yah thanks

@kathleenroberts6931 25 дней назад

Thanks! 😊

@SeattleScotty 25 дней назад

Jon still recovering from hearing Kendrick's drops this weekend. His heart ain't what it used to be.

@jeniwolfey9733 25 дней назад

awesome

@teresapaskell5459 25 дней назад

I feel sicker every time I hear of her leading her puppy to a gravel pit………….

@dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 24 дня назад

Well, her political career in toast, noem sayin'?

@metaldreams3595 22 дня назад

If itll make you feel any better, it was 14 months old. Thats an adult dog according to the American Kennel Club. So let see who should we believe, the AKC or liberals who lie to their own every single day? What do you think Teresa? Liars or 140 year old Dog organization? Goin with the liars huh? I probably coulda gussed that. Ok suit yourself.

@johnnylove9198 21 день назад

You are a simple-minded stool sample

@LyonsM 20 дней назад

@@johnnylove9198what??

@janetpattison8474 17 дней назад

Exactly…..The more I hear the back story on what Noem did, the worse it gets. Like actually, it was her daughter’s dog 🐶that she killed, and that she killed a goat 🐮and horses 🐴🐴🐴 as well. I hope Noem’s happy with what shes done to her ☠️ political ☠️ career. 🪰🐛🪳🦂🦟🕸️🪰🪲🪳🐛

@peppeddu 24 дня назад

There's a difference between killing a dog because you have to and because you hated him. If you don't know the difference you're Kristi Noem.

@metaldreams3595 22 дня назад

Ahhh I was wondering how liberal/Democrat/progressive whatever people like you that understand farm life would react. Im sure you havent so you should go read what she actually said. Its not nearly as juicy, as you might imagine. Your intentions are great Pepe Le Pew I understand that. But youre in league with liars. The worst kind

@IceWolfLoki 25 дней назад

Not committing to stand by the election results should disqualify you from running for office.

@DallasSpohn 25 дней назад

American politicians are all like that. You don't go into politics to make a positive impact for your country. You go into it because it is the easiest place to cheat and steal.

@beecnul8r 25 дней назад

Trump is a real dum dum!

@ReadyMindsetGo 24 дня назад

Absolutely. How are there no laws against this?

@susanivy3619 24 дня назад

🎯 ...and it should have been disqualifying back in 2016!!

@gloriaf6971 24 дня назад

Exactly!

@ShroomNana 25 дней назад

I'm voting for reason, not treason.

@rjnation5042 24 дня назад

Great line you've got there, Rj in Oz

@JZsBFF 24 дня назад

Brilliant!

@christopherporter2459 24 дня назад

@@rjnation5042 The Wizard of Oz? Lol

@user-rh3fh4ko4m 24 дня назад

She said the dog was to happy so she killed cricket. She should be in prison

@electronicexperimentalist5906 24 дня назад

I grew up in a veterinarian household. From my experience Noem is a psychopath. Even from a vet’s perspective this lady is seriously disturbed. Psychopath is the only way I can explain this utterly un-empathetic behavior.

@loglog7 25 дней назад

hey remember when we all talked about how murdering small animals when you're young is an early sign of a psychopath/serial killer? Remember that? Anyone? No?

@michaelbrick6725 25 дней назад

Yes, I do.

@elendilnz 25 дней назад

Yes, many researchers on psychopaths says this.

@HALOSnHORNS 24 дня назад

I'm seeing it

@judenfisch 24 дня назад

remember the last time u eat meat??? remember dat? it was kiled crying for help and u pay for it. anyone??

@loglog7 24 дня назад

@@judenfisch Really weird fantasy you have there dude... can you take your depraved fetishes somewhere else?

@MichaelSplatkins 25 дней назад

Calling a dog 'worthless' says everything about how she sees family members. They serve her sociopathic interests. Love doesn't factor into it. Nor respect for life. Which is hypocritical considering her supposed position on abortion.

@mindlessgonzo 25 дней назад

Imagine what she would think about the entire US population. She probably find us as expendable as her dog and goat.

@cliveklg7739 25 дней назад

"Psychopaths are classified as people with little or no conscience but are able to follow social conventions when it suits their needs. Sociopaths have a limited, albeit weak, ability to feel empathy and remorse." She's psychotic. Animal abusers trend towards psychosis.

@pierrecurie 25 дней назад

Fetuses are useful to her political ambitions. After birth, they're great in the coal mines.

@denisedean2446 25 дней назад

yawl call Blacks worthless.

@wearethedivineoneearth 25 дней назад

They aren't pro life. They are forced birthers.

@SamButler22 24 дня назад

Why are we asking people if they'll accept the results? Like, letting them know that it's optional???

@henryhudson1297 24 дня назад

So we're better prepared when trump loses again, and also to reveal the fascist mindset they have.

@Alphacharlie6 25 дней назад

I am disturbed by the amount of animals killed in this segment. 😢 This woman is a menace!

@AwesomeFish12 25 дней назад

Taught the puppy to flush pheasants, got angry when it ran around scaring away the pheasants, then when it chased down chickens she killed it. Seems like she was just too lazy or incompetent to finish the training.

@leona2222 25 дней назад

Both

@junkkitty2009 25 дней назад

Gonna be real for a moment and say Cricket might be as real as her meeting with a certain NK leader. She stuffed a book full of "I'm a tough (female dog) from the nation's heartland" stories and at least one of them is a blatant lie. I believe she's fully capable of killing an animal this way but I wonder how many animals did she personally shoot in a gravel pit? Did she bury them, too, or just leave them there? How many animal carcasses are in that quarry? How many horse owners put down their horses and leave them exposed in a gravel pit?

@Riley0509 25 дней назад

She is a sociopath.

@gashousegorillas1 25 дней назад

Like piglosi

@benwasserman8223 25 дней назад

So she’s qualified to be a Republican.

@laskey2175 25 дней назад

And she has a gun.

@TrashPanda5150 25 дней назад

And you have no idea what you're talking about.

@kokohead333 25 дней назад

she's toast

@nooway1506 24 дня назад

My uncle once told me that to train a dog, you have to be smarter than the dog.

@Godfather_Al 24 дня назад

"she's got fox news anchor face" hahaha so true

@MartinReiter143 25 дней назад

“Commander say hello to Cricket”? Kristi say hello to oblivion.

@aliceputt3133 25 дней назад

Definitely a Sociopath !!! 😳

@chinkasuyaro8983 25 дней назад

Kristi, say hello to the Mr. Trump's base. They really find you to be an inspiration.

@dceplay 24 дня назад

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for Kristi...

@tabaxikhajit4541 25 дней назад

I come from a family of farmers. When a pet becomes injured or diseased beyond recovery, and their condition is making them suffer, they are put down to end their suffering. It's an act of compassion to end pain. It isn't for convenience. If a pet doesn't do what you want, and you don't want the hassle of training it, the least you could do is find it a new home. Her husband and children should be careful not to get on her bad side.

@lallyk3945 24 дня назад

Thank you for saying this. I feel defensive on behalf of farmers over this. My Mother grew up on a farm in North Dakota and she's a tough woman. But she never shot our puppy.

@smtbigelow 24 дня назад

We can say the same about abortions, since after all, the mother doesnt want it nor wants to raise it. But i guess dogs are more important than kids to some.

@Nocturnalux 24 дня назад

She also shot a goat and had killed two horses. She is the problem.

@lallyk3945 24 дня назад

@smtbigelow oh yes. Kristi LOVES children. That's why 25,000 children were going hungry in South Dakota in 2023.

@Casmaniac 24 дня назад

I am 100% a city slicker (lol) and her story makes zero sense to me and I know literally nothing about farming in America or anywhere else. She is a sociopath appealing to sociopaths because she knows what kind of people vote Trump.

@eric2500 24 дня назад

The question is how she would deal with an untrainable president that constantly misbehaves?

@smilesandyoka 24 дня назад

Stop warning him - arrest and JAIL NOW!!!

@jglanzman1 25 дней назад

What did killing the dog prove? Killing an animal and then bragging about it is pretty pathetic. Someone smarter and more patient could have trained this dog. How sad is her logic?

@icounsel2 25 дней назад

Does she have children? If yes, I fear for their well-being

@doreenryan7325 25 дней назад

She was training it for hunting pheasants then takes it to a neighbours and lets it near their chickens. No brain function going on there.

@retriever19golden55 24 дня назад

She could certainly have afforded a real trainer of hunting dogs.

@ChaosTheoriesLux 24 дня назад

I think she's bragging because she's trying to say, "I solve problems," in the most disgusting way possible. She's a special kind of evil.

@jeanneganrude8549 24 дня назад

@@ChaosTheoriesLux She wanted to be one of the boyz.

@aaronseet2738 25 дней назад

Have a huge disrespect for politicians who cannot answer a simple yes/no question.

@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 25 дней назад

Especially the easy questions. He's gonna make a terrible witness, for the defense, in trumps eighth criminal trial, after the next batch of crimes are committed, reported, investigated, supeanas, yada, yada, rinse, repeat. Donald Trump, this is your life.

@marciaherr7120 24 дня назад

Not a real politition who cares for our country. A trumper only cares for himself. What a cop out. Vote BLUE for U.S. sake!

@youtubegarbage7876 24 дня назад

@@marciaherr7120 Certainly Blue is showing a complete lack of humanity for anyone without a US Passport.

@rjmeeks4152 24 дня назад

@@youtubegarbage7876 True...the dissonance is real.

@henryhudson1297 24 дня назад

@@rjmeeks4152 Untrue, and you're unreal.

@jameslevine7887 25 дней назад

if you read the quote, her excuse was "I hated that dog"

@horaciolerda 24 дня назад

Wow, never ask a politician a yes or no answer. Those get the longest and most useless responses.

@vickiep4217 24 дня назад

One of the best examples is Paxman vs Howard on newsnight. He asked the same question - "did you threaten to overrule" so many times, it's gone down in history in the UK. Although not a massive fan of his, he certainly made politicians squirm.

@henryhudson1297 24 дня назад

No, always continue asking straight yes or no questions because their refusal to give a straight yes or no answer tells you what their answer is.

@vickiep4217 23 дня назад

@@henryhudson1297 Yep, it's easy ( or confirmation)to tell they're lying when they waffle. Or when they send another, usually far junior person, to get interviewed and normally humiliated. Not sure how common that it is in the US, but our MPs have a bad habit of doing it. Lambs to the slaughter springs to mind.

@davidtingley9978 23 дня назад

His response told us just how blindly partisan he is

@henryhudson1297 23 дня назад

@@davidtingley9978 Exactly.

@Grandpa82547 25 дней назад

Dogs learn their behavior from their owners. I don't think there are bad dogs. There are bad owners.

@maiasuarez5123 23 дня назад

Agreed, so that means she is the violent one

@thehellyousay 25 дней назад

i grew up on a farm. shooting an animal usually only happened to coyotes, crows, and woodchucks. she's a psychopath.

@CharGC123 25 дней назад

How is that any different??? You are still ending the life of a sentient being.

@samreid6010 25 дней назад

@@CharGC123one is an invasive species predating on your live stock, the other is a pet you’ve accepted responsibility for. You can claim all living things have equal intrinsic value, but that’s not what the majority of people believe. It’s one thing to shoot a pet because you failed to train it properly, it’s another thing to protect your livelihood from a wild animal you have no control over

@sheilaboston7051 25 дней назад

Also, if you're a _real_ farmer, you neuter your male goat when it's a kid, unless, of course, you're going to breed from it. I mean, you wouldn't keep a bull as a pet would you? As well as that, goats are herd animals and need at least one companion. Seems both politically and agriculturally she has no idea what she's doing.

@HALOSnHORNS 24 дня назад

@@CharGC123sentient is not a perk atp. DjT is sentient and here we are

@JenOween 24 дня назад

@@CharGC123Visit a farm. Actually, go work on a farm for one week. Educate yourself.

@Julia-no1ch 24 дня назад

Trump's reviews of the vp candidates sound like something Michael Scott would say. ”I like diversité”

@mfpendle 24 дня назад

He shook his head "no" twice. Believe people when they tell you they're lying.

@icantdrift 22 дня назад

That was the response of someone who has some kind of leverage being held over him, he looks terrified.

@MrEab2010 25 дней назад

she actually wrote a chapter called "Bad Day to Be A Goat"? I didn't know that. Dang. The more I learn the sicker it gets.

@bukketkid2567 25 дней назад

Seriously tho😳

@robertw1962 25 дней назад

Yeah these Magas seem to be completely insane.

@pretends2know 25 дней назад

By the way, she shot the goat because it smelled awful. The reason he smelled awful was because he was in heat. That shows 1) she doesn't know how goats work 2) if not worse than shooting a dog, it's a real close second.

@palmereldritch_6669 25 дней назад

The goat thing is even more disturbing. IT stank and 'chased her kids.' But mostly she just had bloodlust. The GOP is so unbelievably gross.

@MrEab2010 25 дней назад

@@pretends2know Jesus CHRIST.

@rowann26 25 дней назад

Technically Scott did answer the question every time he was asked….he shook his head no very clearly every single time

@bubbawilliams 25 дней назад

I didn't see the whole interview but I saw him shake his head no when she asked and Scott hemmed and hawed around a non answer

@margaretwordnerd5210 25 дней назад

Yep. All his body language said that he couldn't honestly and clearly answer. Kinda surprised he has enough integrity to look ashamed and secretive over his refusal to accept the will of voters.✌🖖

@gregbors8364 25 дней назад

@@margaretwordnerd5210His conscience was bugging him, but, oooooh, he wants that veep slot so bad (News flash: he’s still not gonna get it)

@chel5105 25 дней назад

Excuse me, no insult to Horses . . . No intention to compliment another lying fool . . .

@chel5105 25 дней назад

She's such a liar, as are all magats . . .

@acgonzales7 24 дня назад

Tim Scott is somehow more spineless than Mike Pence. That's astounding.

@reneejett6509 24 дня назад

I read her "explanation" and safe to say as someone who works with animals I was absolutely disgusted

@ricaard 25 дней назад

"Don't boo, VOTE!" ~ROY Woods, Jr.

@desiree8911 24 дня назад

❤🙌🏽

@radhikanarain5861 25 дней назад

Tenth time??? Name another American who can get away with this. Is there anyone in the legal system who can step up for all Americans?

@beecnul8r 25 дней назад

Well, don't hold your breath waiting for the weasel AG Garland. He talks big, but as they say in Texas, he has no cattle.

@jefferson808 24 дня назад

Short answer- No.

@gagatube 24 дня назад

Michael Kosta's report from Noem farm was gruesomely epic! Biggest laugh I've had on RU-vid! 🤣🤣🤣

@jerryrichardson2799 24 дня назад

Noem's book belongs in the fiction section of the bookstore.

@lanag9318 25 дней назад

She's despicable and hateful for killing her poor sweet innocent defenseless little dog and isn't fit to run this country as far as I'm concerned .

@jessicatymczak5852 25 дней назад

Isn’t fit to be running around free.

@maryegarcia2432 25 дней назад

She is disgusting! Where is ASPCA???

@Sharpshooter649 25 дней назад

But yet liberal like you are happy to support Dr.Fauci the beagle torturer in 2021

@dmercury292 25 дней назад

AGREED!

@goofykitty286 25 дней назад

This poor excuse for a human is a backwards, entitled ignoramus. She should have looked up and studied the breed and trained herself to be worthy of communicating with her animals. It’s like learning another culture. All the hard work is worth it. Poor puppy 😔 and all the other animals that suffered being themselves around this beast. I didn’t give up on my husky. It took me 6 months but I researched everything about the breed and took myself to several trainings to be able to reach her. She is a patient friend and protector. But it’s obvious we can’t expect much from a lazy cretinous monster 👹.

@GlennRobinson777 25 дней назад

The irony of Noem saying her puppy had to be put to sleep because it was "next to useless....untrainable and aggressive" and then wanting to be Trump's VP.

@shanadir 25 дней назад

Huh, i never thought of it that way... Do you think she'd really... Maybe we SHOULD hope for a Kristi vp?

@rakninja 25 дней назад

dont euphemise it. she didnt have her dog put to sleep, she killed it in cold blood, with her own hand.

@swapshots4427 25 дней назад

Sleep? You need a bullet to sleep too?

@MrBrock314 24 дня назад

@@rakninja That's up for interpretation.

@RealBHS 24 дня назад

@@MrBrock314No, it’s not.

@chenzen1578 24 дня назад

I want politicians make the RIGHT decision, not shooting "the problem" and claiming it was a tough decision.

@peterbathum2775 24 дня назад

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!!! Inciting violence against any member of a court gets EVERYONE IMPRISONED!

@jimjones7345 25 дней назад

That's Kristi "All life is precious" Noem.

@MeanBlackKitty 25 дней назад

💙PLEASE #SaveDemocracy 💙#VoteBlue 💙 #VoteForWomensRights💙 #NobodyIsAboveTheLaw 💙#TrumpForPrison2024💙

@lxlthr4058 24 дня назад

You know you've got an ego problem when your bookshelf has multiple copies of your own novel, displayed right behind your head, just to make sure that everyone sees them.

@tylerhackner9731 25 дней назад

If you can’t train a puppy, you shouldn’t be VP

@SinkrSwim 25 дней назад

She gave her 2 year old granddaughter a shotgun, but this pup at 14 months deserved...

@Homeschoolsw6 25 дней назад

She's mental. That she's even up for the job is a tragedy for the world.

@Torrey33327 25 дней назад

Or have the brains to bring it to a shelter.

@maliant16 25 дней назад

Isn’t the job of VP essentially to be a trained puppy?

@3rdmm 24 дня назад

@@maliant16 Vice Poodle.

@alexanderfisher7261 25 дней назад

Kristi noem 2024: "your little dog too"

@bukketkid2567 25 дней назад

😂😂

@k3ionafloyd 23 дня назад

When the eff is PETA?! They can’t let this go on!

@JonnoPlays 24 дня назад

The same polls said that Trump would lose the first time around. You'd think we would learn those polls mean nothing.

@herlandercarvalho 24 дня назад

I think you have, like many others, misunderstood the issue back in 2016. What happened back then, was that we still had norms, and many people were embarrassed to openly say they would vote for Trump, for obvious reasons. Now after Trump got elected, norms were shattered and no one is embarrassed anymore. This was something that Trump surrogates would even say before the election took place, and apparently they got it right. On top of that, you have Biden losing the votes of Muslims and Progressives. Michigan, which Trump won in 2016, and Biden in 2020, is the state with the largest Muslim community, and all they have to do, is not vote and stay at home, to hand the state to Trump electors. And this will happen in many other key battle states. The only strategy Biden has at the moment, is going against the anti-choice legislation that the GOP has been pushing on red states, and the only road for Biden to get in the WH again.

@Aussie-Poo 25 дней назад

Ok Someone tell me the difference between Michael Vic and Noem? Why is she not being charged with animal cruelty?

@dannywindham3295 25 дней назад

Statute of limitations, unfortunately.

@ronclark9306 25 дней назад

Thank you! Justice wasn't really served in that case either. But I blame that on football fans as much as the courts.

@dannywindham3295 25 дней назад

@@ronclark9306 When the n f l took michael vick back I decided right then that I would never watch another NFL game again in my life and I never have.. That man Is a true psychopath

@maryegarcia2432 25 дней назад

@@dannywindham3295 Lots of people felt that way too. NFL made a big mistake.

@dannywindham3295 25 дней назад

@@maryegarcia2432 I totally agree with you

@rocky-fuller 25 дней назад

He should've been jailed the first time

@richardvickrey4786 24 дня назад

This ep. honestly made me Laugh Out Loud! Did I mention, I live alone? In other words, "Thanks for your service!" 💙

@diarrheadisastr2114 25 дней назад

The sound effects had me dying. Much like the unsuspecting animals on Kristi Noem's farm.

@stellarmonk 25 дней назад

Is not hurting animals a known indicator in the prediction of future serial killers?

@LF-pe9ok 25 дней назад

What the f is wrong with people?

@generalnawaki 25 дней назад

In the united states? that's easy. The republican party has been dumbing the country down since Nixon and only now are people actually starting to realize it, too bad its WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY too late to do anything at all about it. get ready for trump to cheat and win this time, that is after all what happens when an insurrection is not punished to the fullest extent of the law.

@yunnailavayen5574 25 дней назад

" THE UNEDUCATED "

@kevinmcconnell3641 25 дней назад

That has been the unanswerable question since man first walked upright!!

@Washingtub-senpai 25 дней назад

@@yunnailavayen5574welcome to 2024 USA. That's how bad the Donald is. 🤦🤦🤦

@toughenupfluffy7294 25 дней назад

They exist.

@SugarandSarcasm 24 дня назад

Imagine hating a goat so much that you dedicate an entire chapter to unaliving it

@TheIrvdoggg 24 дня назад

That was the funniest segment I’ve seen in a long time. Too rich . Trevor and John would be proud! 🥹 😂

@zenobiaookpik 25 дней назад

"If Melania doesn’t stand with Trump why should America?" -Zappad

@gashousegorillas1 25 дней назад

How many world Wars has idiot biden gotten us into now

@flyrobin2544 25 дней назад

Who cares where Melania stands ???? She is just as rotten as Donald.

@kookootrix1978 25 дней назад

Zapped?

@isabellejaubert-fried1622 25 дней назад

She’s too expensive for a brokedude😂

@ELEMENTARYWATSON52 25 дней назад

We don't really care about Melania either. Do you? 😂😂😂

@desomerbob 25 дней назад

Polls also said Biden was going to lose last time as well. The "polls" aren't really accurate. Vote.

@moonlightfriendsxxx2091 8 дней назад

Vote blue!!!

@princesszoeylynn 24 дня назад

Best segment I have seen in a while. I was laughing out loud so many times. Awesome writers and Jordan Klepper delivered it perfectly 🏆

@user-dm7uz7pl1x 24 дня назад

Tim Scott has become Donald Trump's boot licker. So sad.

@demigod1013 25 дней назад

Kristi Noem meme.. Dorothy: "Don't worry Toto, we're not in South Dakota"

@kathleenroberts6931 25 дней назад

😂😂😂

@Whiskey.T.Foxtrot 25 дней назад

😂. Savage!

@flyrobin2544 25 дней назад

Dorothy: "Don't worry Toto the wicked witch isn't in Kansas anymore. 🐶

@captandylambert1509 25 дней назад

Love it 😀

@robertnapier624 24 дня назад

“Toto, I fear we’re in South Dakota!”

@RedStatesPovertyWatch 25 дней назад

20 years ago, that's the last time a Republican presidential candidate has won the popular vote.

@Corbomite_Meatballs 25 дней назад

That's doesn't matter w/ the Electoral College.

@lynnhettrick7588 25 дней назад

Dubya got 50.7% of the popular vote in ‘04. Slim margin. Other than 2004, it was 36 years since GOP won the popular vote in ‘88. [Edited for clarity]

@kathleenroberts6931 25 дней назад

Every Republican President since Eisenhower is a criminal!

@sethbieber5127 25 дней назад

And Florida was deciding state and Gore prob would have won if they didn't stop counting (2000) John Kerry wasn't a strong option at all and the Iraq war had people so confused and disillusioned

@gashousegorillas1 25 дней назад

And 3 yrs ago A democrat sold out AMERICA to china Thats....biden

@brothajohn 24 дня назад

“Can cats vote now? Did I miss that?” 😂😂😂😂😂

@milliet1227 23 дня назад

He's been considering jail time for like the 10th time. It's getting ridiculous.

@Bamajana 25 дней назад

I'm trying to laugh, but it's getting harder and harder.

@mohar1513 25 дней назад

I just realized I can’t forget and I can’t laugh anymore 🎉😢

@ttcc5273 25 дней назад

Trump is concerned… he heard Melania on the phone telling Kruella Noem that Trump is rambunctious and untrainable… 😱💔🐶

@jaylu7021 25 дней назад

Kruella Noem😆

@Drew-bc7zj 25 дней назад

And he eats all the chickens! (KFC) 🐔🍗

@Nefer111 25 дней назад

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

@Appl3-p13 24 дня назад

"Just think of the rabbits Mr.President"

@dayegilharno4988 24 дня назад

:) A like for being funny plus extra credit for using that exquisite "rambunctious" I've literally never seen before in all my 58 years!

@angryanne 16 дней назад

How hard would it be to make a law in America that says: “ psychopaths can not run for any public office”

@BoogerDad 24 дня назад

Noem's book is gonna sell so well though. A non-fiction biography from the perspective of the killer?! that's a netflix series

@Gron257 25 дней назад

Lock. Him. Up.

@quesadilla79 25 дней назад

shes getting interviews for what landed mike vick in prison

@ericar.6370 25 дней назад

What’s the difference between the two?

@shayway2k 24 дня назад

Is that a cow being chocked? OHHH HERE WE GO!! 😂

@MeanBlackKitty 25 дней назад

do not forget the killed horses...

@danwallach8826 25 дней назад

"Senator, did you understand the question?"

@notsure1969 25 дней назад

Just like they say in baseball, "Eleven strikes and you're out." Also, another draft title of Noem's book was "Dead Animal Farm".

@jeffreyjeziorski1480 25 дней назад

Dead Horse Walking. Animal Crackers...The Untold Story. Lassie,,,,Number 11 Jaws the Garbage Disposal. Cujo, the Executioner Tom and Jerry in the Thunderdome The real Story of the Dinosaur Extinction If Buffalo's could Talk Silence of the Lambs

@Dustrega 25 дней назад

All Dogs Go to Heaven (with the goat)?

@Richard-ow3cj 24 дня назад

I'd like to ask the judge,"What happened to three strikes and you're out?"

@alicewood1665 24 дня назад

Priceless, the commercial before the Kristi Noem was the Chewy pet commercial.

@gerardocordero5788 25 дней назад

Isn’t shooting a dog a crime? That is animal abuse.

@eileenlee-connor887 25 дней назад

Not if you run for government and change the law in your favor

@sunshine3914 25 дней назад

Not in the Midwest.

@christopherd5941 25 дней назад

If I had to guess, the Dakotas are probably similar to my own state, Kentucky, laws. Family pets are more or less considered property here. Assuming you had a decent reason, such as the animal becoming violent, and you did it in a humane way, a DA probably isn’t going to come after you for something like that. You’re allowed to off your pet here if it’s in defense of any other domestic animal, such as chickens. Not to mention, if I had to take another guess, there’s probably a narrow statute of limitations in the Dakotas for animal cruelty. Even if it doesn’t have a narrow statute of limitations, in Kentucky, you’re looking at a misdemeanor for this kind of thing. Fighting animals here in Kentucky actually carries a higher penalty than shooting them. My guess, she probably has a few screws loose up top, and was looking for any reason to pull that trigger. And with some state laws, it is not difficult to find that reason rather quickly.

@gerardocordero5788 25 дней назад

@@christopherd5941 thank you for the explanation. Some things are really messed up.

@nitharshnirajagopal4575 25 дней назад

It is definitely animal abuse. She's an animal abuser. Most disturbing part is how all animals are treated in her farm. How could anyone justify killing innocent animals for food, entertainment and clothing! Be against animal abuse, go vegan now.

@tamarabeinlich7353 25 дней назад

No Going Back for Kristi Noem, LOL

@helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959 24 дня назад

Anyone else get a planet of the apes commercial starring Jordan Klepper and seriously think it was part of the show??

@chalooby3403 22 дня назад

"should you look directly into the eclipse" 😂

@deborahmillette 25 дней назад

Noem was on a killing spree

@christopherporter2459 24 дня назад

She probably still is

@JA-zx1np 25 дней назад

Openly declaring that Trump will be the 47th president, no matter how the election goes, I wish this was not seeming to just be the main stream view for Republicans at this point.

@pattidick9310 25 дней назад

The American people will not make the mistake of returning Trump back into the white house. BIDEN2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@PztWong 9 дней назад

The mail man bit was to perfectly timed.😂

@gafyr 24 дня назад

Hope you paid Alexandra Petri some royalties for the Cruella de Ville joke😅

@rachzen 25 дней назад

She could have surrendered the dog.

@hfar_in_the_sky 25 дней назад

Noem: “How dare the media quote me directly!”

@davidsolis4257 24 дня назад

I haven't been keeping up. Is Jordan taking over the daily show?!? Cuz, yes, please!!

@kristinrutherford8779 19 дней назад

how you treat a defenseless living being says a lot about a person

@jcanfieldschatz 25 дней назад

I saw that Tim Scott clip an hour ago on A Closer Look, I had to fast coward through it. Mind numbing dumbness..

@junkkitty2009 25 дней назад

Shame. It was worth watching. Maybe you could revile it to watch a man refusing to answer a question with his mouth while shaking his head "no."

@itspersonal3351 24 дня назад

He’s grotesque, just like all Trump sycophants.

@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt 24 дня назад

I think you just dropped the most appropriate Freudian slip there 😂😂😂 or either auto correct knows he's a subservient little weakling as well 😂

@robertnapier624 24 дня назад

Yes or no? Why couldn’t he say yes or no? Why the tangent?

@caro.caro.9578 25 дней назад

Don Shitzenpants is definitely above the law. What a joke.😢

@comfyrock1758 25 дней назад

It’s Von Shitzenpantz to you. 😅

@zacrl1230 24 дня назад

After the TENTH violation. . . they are going to CONCIDER jailtime. . . if you believe anyone else would be giving this much leeway, you are part of the problem.